This Person is Too Serious

The fish is too big to fit in a pot

In the restaurant, there are singing and dancing, shadows and shadows, and the curtains everywhere are shrouded in fairy lights.

At the railing on the second and third floors, many middle-aged men and women drank and chatted, never looking at the situation below.

actually;

There are many immortal soldiers on the street, and there are masters everywhere in the building.

Dao Dao Xian Consciousness fell on the square table, and if there was any change, thousands of streams of light would fall directly on the chubby Innate God.

This matter was not arranged by Wu Huang, but it was Liu Bairen, Pavilion Master Liu, who was behind the scenes.

Among the small group of high-level people in Human Realm, there were inevitably disagreements on how to deal with Sleeping God.

Looking at the wine table again, it was a joyous scene.

Sleeping God’s chubby smiling face was filled with the word “survival”. Even if there was nothing to talk about in the scene, he could quickly heat up the scene.

Which innate god likes beauty, which innate god likes to kill, which innate god has a stubborn character, and which innate god is so-so, this sleeping god speaks clearly and logically.

It really seems like that.

Wu Wang set up a game just to find out about the sleeping god.

The three major killers can’t be held down first, and let’s see what useful information the Sleeping God can reveal.

“Fellow Daoist,” Wu Hua tapped his fingers on the table and said in a low voice, “To be honest, I am particularly interested in the powerful gods in your Heavenly Palace, and I have always been a little puzzled.

Why can the star god monopolize Beiye, but Da Siming and Shao Siming don’t even have a fief? ”

“This is the previous agreement between the Star God and the Heavenly Emperor,” Sleeping God said with a smile, “As for what the agreement was, it’s beyond the knowledge of little gods like us.

Speaking of Da Si Ming and Shao Si Ming, this time, I was cheated by Da Si Ming. ”

Wu Wang answered, “Oh? How should I say it?”

“Wuwang… Fellow Daoist doesn’t know something.”

Sleeping God sighed with emotion, and then began to mutter for a while, telling the whole story of the canonization.

In the beginning, it was Shao Siming who went to the Emperor of Heaven to offer advice. Before the war, he sought a chance to reconcile with Ren Yu. The Emperor of Heaven listened to this strategy and summoned several ministers.

Wu Huang smiled and interjected: “The will of the Emperor of Heaven has been sleeping all the time, and what will appear in the Heavenly Palace at this time is actually the will of the Emperor of Heaven entrusted to the Dao of Order.”

Sleeping God was obviously stunned for a moment, and muttered: “Good guy, how do you know this secret?”

“Ah, I met the Emperor of Heaven, he told me.”

Wu Wang picked up the wine glass in front of him and took a sip.

Xiaojian, the Great Elder, and all the monks here thought Wu Wang was joking.

But the God of Sleep muttered to himself: “Will the Avenue of Order find you? Are you a key link in maintaining the current order of the world? God of Spring, I’m sorry.”

Wu Huang smiled and said: “It’s just that His Majesty has mentioned this matter.

However, Fellow Daoist did not deny it, indicating that at this time the main decision in the Heavenly Palace is the Avenue of Order itself.

This is quite important news. ”

[This is a trick to attack the heart, so that the sleeping god mistakenly thinks that an important secret has been revealed, thereby reducing the defense of the other party’s heart.Wire. 】

Unexpectedly, the Sleeping God showed a somewhat foolish smile: “I am a Sleeping God, and my biggest role is to help some impatient innate gods sleep, how do I know these things.

Let’s drink and drink, let’s continue to talk about this matter. ”

“Fellow Daoist, please speak.”

Wu Wang said with a smile, and ordered another round of food and wine.

Sleeping God picked up the wine glass and took a sip of Xianniang, let out a long “ha”, and continued to pour his full stomach of bitter water.

Shao Si ordered to offer advice, and the Emperor of Heaven summoned several ministers to negotiate a reconciliation with Renyu, to confer Shennong as the god of fire, and to allow him to live forever and become the real god of fire, on condition that the way of fire be returned to order.

At the very beginning, Shao Siming proposed that the Avenue of Fire can be like the Avenue of Stars and the Avenue of Tianxing, maintaining relative independence and not being bound by the Heavenly Palace, so that people can feel at ease.

After all, what Tiangong wants is the Dao of Fire to complete the seal of heaven and earth and eliminate the possibility of the return of the candle dragon god system.

But as they discussed and discussed, the taste changed.

“It’s the Chief Commander who is picking things up,” Sleepy God sighed, “I’ve heard people say that too.

Da Si Ming said at the time that the harm of the human domain is better than that of the candle dragon, and that the provocation of the divine right by the living beings will completely destroy the current order of heaven and earth.

Once the Heavenly Palace loses its suppression of the living beings, the living beings will gradually perish in the internal struggle, and the heaven and earth will usher in death. ”

Daoist Xiaojian frowned and said, “This is really the Commander…”

“Then?” Wu Wang urged.

Sleepy God’s eyes were a little blurred, and he sighed:

“Then, Shao Siming and Da Siming had a big quarrel in front of the Emperor of Heaven, and half of the Tiangong felt the confrontation between the two avenues.

The Avenue of Order suppressed them, and the Emperor of Heaven determined to confer the Emperor of Human Domain.

Then Da Si Ming was tempted. He insisted that he should send the righteous god to announce the decree, so that it seemed that Tiangong paid enough attention to this matter.

Shao Siming is a good god, saying that the congenital gods will be torn apart when they come to the human domain, and the Tiangong will add losses for nothing, and this canonization and peace talks will definitely come to nothing.

The two gods were at loggerheads, their siblings had never quarreled like this. ”

Wu Huang smiled and said: “Then the Emperor of Heaven adopted the suggestion of Da Si Ming on this point.”

“Yes,” Sleeping God smiled, but the smile was a little stiff, “Then there will be a lottery for the fifteen righteous gods with the lowest merit in Tiangong. I will be lucky, hehehe…”

“Draw lots?”

The Great Elder was full of astonishment, “Such an important matter, unexpectedly!”

Sleeping God sighed faintly, and then said:

“I’ve said so much, but I just want to tell you that I’m really one of the most useless gods in Tiangong, and even the acquired gods like Fengchun God are better than me.

I really can’t use this supernatural power to put a large group of masters into a deep sleep.

The strength of the innate gods lies in the distance between the avenue and the origin of heaven and earth. The purer the avenue, the stronger the power of the born god will be.

My way of sleeping and dreaming is one of the hundred trails derived from the birth of the Dao of Living Beings to serve the living beings.

My Dao Profound Truth is very simple.

[If you are tired, you need to rest. 】

I… oh! It’s all in this glass of wine! ”

Sleeping God raised his head and drank the wine in the glass in one gulp, with tears in his eyes, he said in a low voice:

“It’s too difficult for me.”

Wu Wang: …

The traces of performance are slightly heavy.

That being the case, don’t blame him for being cruel.

Please kill!

“Fellow Daoist, it is really difficult for you, I never thought that being a god in Tiangong would be so aggrieved, let’s not care about other things today… Brother Xiaojian, let all the masters retire.

This sleeping god has already said so, if we force him again, do you still have any empathy? ”

With a soft bang, Wu Wang took out a big pale yellow gourd, and there was the sound of rushing water inside.

“Fellow Dao… No, Brother Sleeping, I’ll have a good drink with you today.”

Seeing this, Sleeping God hastily said: “I laughed, I laughed, I’m so embarrassed, I said it so passionately, I made you laugh, brother Fengchun.”

“Try this.”

Wu Huang unplugged the gourd, a strange strong fragrance permeated, and with a finger, a stream of clear liquid flew into the cup in front of Sleeping God.

Wu Huang smiled and said:

“This wine is the only one in Renyu, and I have never taken it out to share with anyone.

This is the reward given by His Majesty when I solved the case of Qiongqi’s intrusion into the Renhuang Pavilion and knocked down the fourth main hall of the Hall of Ten Evils.

The wine brewed by His Majesty the Emperor himself, the wine of the Great Way!

You ask Brother Xiaojian and the Great Elder, have they both tasted it? ”

The two shook their heads for a while, then looked helplessly at the wine glass in front of Sleeping God.

“The wine made by the Emperor?”

Sleeping God’s eyes lit up, he picked it up and smelled it, his fair face gradually turned red.

He murmured: “Good wine, really good wine, it’s rare to see such wine in Tiangong.”

“Come on,” Wu Wang poured himself a glass, and invited him with wine, “Let’s drink this glass to our heart’s content.”

The corner of Sleeping God’s mouth twitched slightly, and he muttered, “Do you really want to drink?”

“I really want to drink.”

“mustMust drink? ”

Wu Huang smiled and said: “If you have wine today, you will be drunk today, don’t live too tired!”

“You people really have different ways of persuading people to drink.”

Sleeping God closed his eyes, drank the wine in front of him in one gulp, a wave of Dao rhyme permeated from his body, but it couldn’t be faked at all.

Wu Hua stretched out his fingers, and the cup was filled again, the sleepy god hiccupped, and began to fiddle with his hair constantly, fidgeting.

In this way, after drinking three or five glasses of Daoist wine, the eyes of the sleepy god became… really bright!

Wu Wang kept raising his hand to rest his forehead.

But he, who drank this wine with Senior Shennong, still maintained his sanity at this moment.

It’s just that the head hurts.

Unknowingly, the second ‘killer’ has already appeared.

An old woman was sitting behind the screen, bowing her head and stroking the strings, strands of Daoist rhyme had entangled several people on the table.

Xuannvzong, the Supreme Elder.

Such one or two killers, and then cooperate with the third killer – the heart, the original heart, the original heart Dafa;

Wu Wang didn’t believe it, he couldn’t pry the sleeping god’s mouth open today.

Don’t be in a hurry to ask some sensitive questions, the sleepy god is still awake at this time, and wait for the aftertaste of drinking to permeate.

Wu Wang squeezed his mouthful of jealousy, and asked in a low voice, “Brother Sleep, tell me, is Shao Siming really innocent or just pretending?”

“She, she’s just a silly girl who doesn’t even know she’s being used by her brother.”

Sleeping God sneered, picked up a handful of spiritual fruit melon seeds, grabbed them and knocked them, his tone of speech was a hundred times stronger than before.

He said:

“Because the Dao of Life was too powerful at the beginning, it was divided into two, and there were two Dao of longevity and reproduction, and then two gods were born.

The Emperor of Heaven has long predicted that the avenue of life will merge again, but the problem now is that the avenue of death has not yet reached the point where it can be compared with the avenue of life.

The God of Death has been changed several times, and each time he collapsed himself, unable to bear the pain of the living beings when they died. This god who should be the trump card of the Tiangong is always useless.

In fact, the gods related to living beings are prone to collapse themselves.

Da Si Ming and Shao Si Ming had already shown signs of this.

However, Da Si Ming has been messing around since ancient times, and he suffered backlash;

Shao Siming, in fact, was also affected, but because of the backlash received by the Dao of Procreation, they are all beautiful and sweet, so her personality will become more and more gentle.

The congenital god is soft-hearted first, and he is talking about Shao Shiming.

She is really simple.

This time when she went to offer advice, she simply felt that the lives lost during the war would not count, and her heart ached.

Shao Si Ming loves living things because she really loves living things. ”

“It turned out to be like this.”

Wu Wang rubbed his reddened nose, and chuckled: “Don’t tell me, Shao Si Ming looks so good…”

“Spiritual, isn’t it beautiful?

Hahaha! You haven’t seen her real appearance yet. Her real appearance is long silver hair, that appearance, that temperament! ”

Sleepy God ate melon seeds, winked at Wu Wang for a while, then smiled and said:

“But don’t think about it, it’s too far away.”

Ming Snake frowned and said, “How do you know!”

Wu Wang scolded: “Shut up, why are you talking to Brother Sleeping?”

Almost broke the big thing!

Ming Snake shut up immediately.

Sleeping God, who had previously shown great fear of the Naming Snake, now looked up and down the Naming Snake, his eyes were unscrupulous, and even showed a little sneer.

“Controlled by a divine curse? The fierce god is really useless, what’s the use of having divine power? There is no great way to rely on.”

Ming Snake became angry when he heard the words, but was reprimanded by Wu Wang a few times, so he could only lower his head to suppress his anger.

——At this moment, she was unknowingly affected by the sound of the piano, and her mood was very unstable.

Sleeping God was still muttering next to him: “Yes, yes, that’s the way to train, where did you get this magic spell?”

“Our Majesty gave it.”

Wu Wang grinned, and muttered: “If you say something disrespectful, our Majesty will really trick me, I am like a brick, you can move it wherever you need it.

Come and drink! ”

Sleeping God held the wine glass and touched Wu Wang, then frowned and said, “Drink…do you look down on me if you don’t drink it all?”

While talking, he drank two or three glasses of wine.

Wu Wang continued to complain about his difficulties, fighting against the ten evil temples, the evil gods, and the chief commander, and he still had to do carpentry to trim and trim the big tree of Yuyu.

Sleeping God hiccupped and said with a smile, “Have you been used by someone?”

“You can’t say that either,” Wu Wang showed a reserved smile.

“What are you talking about, just say it,” Sleeping God waved his hand, “We are all working for these Xeon Gods, who cares about our feelings? Look, Tiangong Tiandi, Tianwaizhulong, Human Yurenhuang, It’s all the same at heart.

They are the rulers, and we work for them.

Brother, it’s not that the older brother doesn’t mention you… It’s useless, you know?

If you want to live for a long time, if you want to live for a long time, you must learn one thing. ”

Wu Wang muttered, “Do you want to die?”

“No, no, it’s fishing.”

The sleepy god laughed,That white and disorderly chubby face was full of lust, leaned forward, and whispered to Wu Wang: “Do you know, brother, where and when I fished?”

“Just set up from the beginning of Tiangong,” Wu Wang pretended not to think so.

“Tiangong, that’s a fart! Hahahahahahahaha!”

Sleeping God laughed unceasingly, and whispered: “Counting forward, three generations of gods, when the innate gods first appeared in this world, brother, I am this!”

The chubby hands made a two-to-one comparison.

“Bragging, are you the second born innate god?”

Sleeping God dissatisfied: “Why is this bragging? I was born in the second batch! In terms of seniority, I’m in the same generation as the emperor!”

Taoist Xiaojian stared, and almost drew his sword.

The Sleeping God said before that he was born after the birth of the creature; and before the birth of the creature, there have been several generations of gods, and the innate gods are constantly changing.

If what he said is true!

Sleeping God laughed, seeing Wu Huang’s disbelief, and continued:

“I’ll tell you this, really, what’s the use of working hard for them?

Let’s just say that the Xeon God I first followed, his ultimate avenue is to return the world to disorder, then create Guixu, and re-establish the avenue from Guixu.

Then, he was defeated by the will of order.

In fact, looking forward from this moment, most of the battles of gods… hiccup! That is because order finally defeated chaos, otherwise it would not be possible to have such a flourishing scene today.

My first and second Xeon God, his ultimate way, is to get out of this world, that is, to completely cut off the connection with this world, and then he committed suicide.

From then on, bro, I figured it out.

False, all false!

These people who left earlier than you and are stronger than you want you to work hard for them, so they will first draw you a cake and give you some promises, and then kick us away when we are worthless.

Picture what?

Since the third generation of gods, I have hidden myself, my brother, in a place where no one can find it.

Then I can’t hide it completely, if you don’t communicate with other gods for too long, your consciousness will be silent, and you will understand when you get higher in the future, the Dao has the power to assimilate the innate gods.

So I identified this trail and put my consciousness on it.

Hehehe, I endured three generations of gods, and for three whole generations of gods, I didn’t tell the secret to other gods.

But I’m suffocated!

Come drink!

I also met you today, my brother, and we talked speculatively, otherwise I would tell you this?

me……”

Sleeping God paused, opened his mouth, raised his head, and looked at Wu Wang who was smiling but not smiling.

The next moment, he stood up abruptly, and a large number of masters immediately appeared around him.

This anxiously said:

“I… I was drunk and joking, don’t take it seriously…

No, is our routine so deep? Wuxuzi, the god of spring! you!

Stop playing that piano! You, your wine has problems! ”

Wu Wang calmly put the orb in his hand into the palm of the great elder, looked at the sleeping god with a serious face, and said with a smile: “It’s all like this, let’s continue to drink.”

“How can I!”

The Sleeping God covered his eyes with his hands, squatted down slowly, then stood up quickly, and sat back to his original position.

He brought a glass of Dao wine by himself, gritted his teeth and said, “Drink! Anyway, I don’t want to hang out in Tiangong anymore. There is something wrong with the command of the chief minister, and Zhulong is coming back soon, so leave early and get out!”