This Person is Too Serious

: Fengchun God also understands it well

“Fellow Daoist, have you heard? Something big happened in the north again.”

“What’s the big deal? Our little Golden Dragon from the Human Domain was canonized as the God of Spring by the Heavenly Palace? Fellow Daoist just came out of customs, this is the news half a day ago.”

“Hey, it was half a day ago? Pindao has learned too much recently, so he doesn’t go out too much, laughing and laughing…drinking and drinking.”

…

“Brother, tell me, what does the God of Spring mean?”

“Junior Sister, isn’t this obvious? Every spring, every spring, doesn’t that mean that the spring is sprouting, the spring is just right, and the spring is coming.”

“What! Brother, are you good or bad!”

“Junior Sister, you see there is a restaurant in front of you, why don’t you and I find the breath of spring, and celebrate the achievement of the little golden dragon by the Lord Wuwang.”

“Hate…don’t go faster!”

…

“Come on, fellow daoist, let’s analyze how Tiangong’s move will affect our Human Domain. Tiangong is trying to make us suspicious of the Lord Wuwang.”

“What’s the suspicion? Originally, the Lord Wuwang couldn’t meet us, so all the adults above should not be suspicious.”

“Should we support Palace Master Wuwang? Don’t be fooled by adults, thinking——? Tiangong canonize a junior, and don’t come to canonize the old man—that would be bad.”

“What are you thinking? What we can think of, others can’t think of, really.”

…

human domainIn the northern border, the backyard of a branch of the Renhuang Pavilion.

Wu Ruan’s sense of immortality dispersed, listening to the discussion of the monks in the city, he kept thinking in his heart.

There are only Lin Suqing and Mu Daxian in the room at the moment, Blue Bird is standing on the edge of the bookshelf, lowering her head and combing her feathers, this is her daily pastime.

Even if you look like a blue bird, you should make yourself look tidy.

Sleeping God is under control for the time being, how to deal with it next depends on Tiangong’s reaction.

This sleepy god is obviously the dragon and tiger hidden in Tiangong. He seems to be joking, but in fact he has serious intentions.

If it weren’t for Wu Wang’s cultural lessons in his previous life, he would have been persuaded by Sleeping God’s set of rhetoric, making people lose the justice of fighting against the Heavenly Palace.

This is several times better than the incompetent and furious Da Si Ming.

Moreover, under such circumstances, this god dared to break into the human domain alone, and his own courage is also commendable.

Of course, the possibility that he was forcibly sent by Tiangong is not ruled out.

A figure swayed outside the door, and Taoist Xiaojian’s voice came: “Wu Wang, you are a poor man, is it convenient for you to come in?”

“Brother Dao, please come in, how is your injury?”

Wu Wang pushed open the wooden door, and Taoist Xiaojian stepped inside.

This Taoist smashed the colorful rays of light before, and was so shocked that he vomited blood and flew away, but fortunately, it was only the Taoist body that was shocked and did not hurt the soul, and he was already alive and well at this time.

Xiao Jian smiled and said: “It’s not a big injury, the power of the order of heaven and earth is nothing more than that.”

“The sleeping god has been settled?” Wu Wang asked.

“It’s settled.”

“How’s the reaction?”

“he……”

Xiaojian pondered a few times, but decided to tell the truth: “Fall asleep.”

Wu Wang couldn’t help laughing and cursing a few times: “This is really a sleep god, he can sleep directly after being detained by us; aren’t you afraid that when you open your eyes, there are knives, guns, halberds, axes and forks hanging above your head?”

“simply.”

Daoist Xiaojian smiled sinisterly, and slid it gently on his neck.

“That’s what I mean too.”

Wu Huang chuckled lightly, and said slowly:

“But the human realm is not up to the two of us, whether to kill, trap or release depends on your master and the others.

His Majesty is unlikely to care about such a trivial matter, and how Tiangong will react is still uncertain.

But there is one thing, keeping this guy and not killing him is always a hidden danger. ”

Wu Wang raised his hand to invite, the two sat in the middle hall, one on the left and one on the right, Lin Suqing had already brought hot tea.

They murmured for a while about the God of Sleep.

The attitude of the two of them is actually directly obliterating the sleeping god, so as to completely draw a line with Tiangong.

Everyone, don’t engage in the [coming is] set.

If you can easily destroy the opponent without paying too much, no one will be soft.

The problem is that some high-level officials feel that it is unseemly to kill people, and it is not conducive to Human Domain’s future influence on hundreds of clans.

“Wuwu, tell me, what time is it, and you are still thinking about face matters.”

“Brother Dao is right, is face important?”

“That’s right! Maybe the Sleeping God’s identity is fake. They Tiangong are full of tricks. Just based on what he said before, we must not underestimate him!”

“We still have to find a way to get rid of this sleeping god.”

“What’s going on?” Daoist Xiaojian’s eyes were shining brightly.

Wu Wang said: “First check whether the other party has concealed his identity, and see if he can persuade him to surrender. If the higher-ups really want to let the Sleeping God go for no reason, then we will use methods that will not be able to get on the table.”

The two then touched the teacups and smiled knowingly.

Wu Wang asked again: “Have those envoys been sent away? Have you found anything?”

“Sent out of the country, and those divine guards were also sent away,” Xiaojian said with a smile, “At this time, Tiangong must have known that the Sleeping God was left behind by us, and the canonized decree was torn in half.

Next, it depends on whether they send someone to rescue them.

As for the envoys from the hundreds of clans, we checked them all carefully, and secretly used the method of detecting the souls, but we did not find anything abnormal.

But there is one thing, the little princess of the Yumin Kingdom has not left. ”

Wu Huang frowned, and said in a low voice: “Brother Dao, don’t be like Tiangong, arranging these things indiscriminately.”

“Hey! How can it be like this!”

Daoist Xiaojian said seriously:

“This little princess from the Yumin Kingdom said she wanted to talk to you, Wuwang, there is probably a series of calculations involved, and she is also a chess piece used by Tiangong.

You see, Tiangong nominally designated the southeast region as your fiefdom, Yu Minguo is the big clan in the southeast region, and this little princess was trained by Shao Siming for three years and sent to you as a gift.

Tiangong has already laid the groundwork for you to settle in the southeast domain. ”

Wu Huang pondered for a few moments, and said: “The southeast region is not under the control of the Tiangong, and the Emperor of Heaven just opened his mouth and closed it, which is really cunning.”

Daoist Xiaojian sighed: “Now, most of the people above have a question, why does Tiangong pay so much attention to you?”

“Look, the effect of the Emperor’s strategy has come out!”

Wu Hua patted the back of his hands, “I was worried about this before.”

“This Heavenly Emperor is too…”

Taoist Xiaojian shook his head for a while.The Heavenly Emperor was just a decree, a simple scheme, which created a slight rift between Ren Yu and Wu Wang.

This rift, in the eyes of the human masters other than His Majesty the Emperor, is actually insignificant; after all, Wu Wang is a person after all, no matter how good he is, his weight is limited.

The one who is really worried at the moment is the senior Shennong.

Behind Wu Wang is the Ice God, and behind him is the remnants of the old God Candle Dragon.

It was a tacit agreement between the Heavenly Emperor, the Human Emperor, and the Ice God that this matter should not be made public. Wu Wangzi couldn’t tell anyone.

Wu Wang said: “Let’s talk about this sleeping god, Tiangong should really regard me as the next emperor.”

“Isn’t it?”

Sword Taoist Xiao blinked, the middle-aged swordsman’s eyes were full of innocence.

Wu Wang smiled, and continued: “I still can’t figure out the way of this sleepy god…he is completely imprisoned now?”

“The divine power must have been sealed, and the avenue has also been restricted.”

Xiao Jian said seriously: “You don’t have to worry about this. At this moment, the pavilion masters haven’t gone far, they are hiding and playing cards, cough, watching this sleepy god, sleepy god can’t turn the sky.”

“If you don’t enter the tiger’s lair, how can you catch tiger cubs!”

Wu Huang gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, his heart became ruthless, and he said in a steady voice:

“Brother Dao will come with me later, and then call the Great Elder and bring the Snake, please pay attention to the pavilion masters secretly, I will go meet this guy for a while!”

Xiaojian: …

Why do you say it so righteously, it’s like going to die bravely.

For this battle, it must be the sleepy god who is on tenterhooks, right?

Xiao Jian Taoist wisely chose to keep these words in his heart, and showed a gentle smile to Wu Wang.

Wu Wang held the necklace secretly.

Although he has been bothering his mother recently, he is more or less embarrassed, after all, he is already a grown man, and it is time for him to face these hardships independently.

But for the god of Tiangong, Wu Huang did not dare to be careless after all.

Feeling deeply in his heart, Wu Huang activated the ray of soul in the body of the Star God that was nourished by the power of the Star God and became more and more tyrannical. Later, if a big war really broke out, he would be able to throw a long stick even if he was unconscious for another three years. spear.

That’s not right, there is no need to be in a coma for three years now.

Wu Wang calculated, and because he absorbed the source of the snake song, his energy and spirit increased, and the power of his spiritual thoughts was greatly improved. At this time, his spiritual thoughts are comparable to the monks in the middle and late stages of the fairyland.

Two and a half years in a coma is enough.

So, after a while.

…

Outside Fang Town, in the golden field, the large formation that was turned upside down like a jade bowl was streaming with rays of light, blocking the immortal and spiritual consciousness from the monks.

Inside the big formation, the four giants sat there obediently, each holding a whole roasted whole ox, holding a water jar as a cup, and their tempers were surprisingly gentle.

They were in charge of pulling the palace, and the accompanying team could go back, but they couldn’t.

Layers of ripples appeared on the light wall of the formation, and several figures entered one by one, but more than ten masters entered the formation one after another.

Wu Huang and Taoist Xiaojian came hand in hand, and Ming Snake and the Great Elder were the last to hold the battle.

The four giants looked up at Wu Wang and the others, and continued to lower their heads to eat their own roasted beef; from time to time, they would put the roasted meat back on the fire and roast it again, so that the meat inside would be heated evenly.

Sleeping God Palace suddenly became lively.

Handsome men and beauties from all ethnic groups gathered around the edge of the palace and looked outside.

They didn’t feel the slightest sense of tension, and they seemed to have no worries by nature, and they didn’t care about the situation of being in prison now.

Daoist Xiaojian said: “These followers of Sleeping God are more or less abnormal.”

“Oh?” Wu Wang wondered, “Why is it abnormal?”

“I can’t tell,” Daoist Xiaojian said in a voice, “It seems that the followers of some strong gods are usually strong; if they are innate gods who indulge in lust, their followers usually have beautiful appearances.

Everyone understands this.

But these followers of the Sleeping God…”

As soon as he said this, Wu Wang regained his energy immediately.

“how?”

Xiao Jiandao said humanely: “Their appearance is barely good, but there are also many who are not outstanding in appearance, and most of them are in pairs, obviously not to please the sleeping god.

Among them, there is neither a strong man nor a wise man who is too smart. Even the foreign woman who had contacted our people before was a little abnormal and confused.

It’s all like…”

“Did you wake up?”

“almost.”

Wu Huang smiled and said, “It really is worthy of being the God of Sleep.”

While the two were talking to each other, the group had already arrived at the Palace of Sleeping God.

According to Wu Wang’s request, more than a dozen accompanying masters forcibly broke into the gate of the main hall, and each released a Dao Dao rhyme, opened up a series of enchantments, and pushed the followers on both sides back to the left and right.

Immediately in the hall, several beautiful women rushed over with their long skirts, and stopped in front of Wu Huang and Xiao Jiandao.

“Master God is conducting a sacred ceremony, you can’t!”

“Step aside.”

Ming Snake reprimanded lightly, and a little ripple appeared in Qiankun, pushing those women to the left and right.Wu Wang raised his head to look at the situation inside the palace, but he just stood on the edge and didn’t go deep.

The palace looks small from the outside, but inside it is unique. It seems that some kind of supernatural power has been used, and the length and width of the inside are over a hundred feet.

There are dozens of wide steps downwards on all sides, all paved with light black black stones, stepping on them is like being in the starry sky;

There are many beds placed on the dozens of steps, all kinds of beds, and some beds are slightly larger with screens near them, which should be used by pairs of followers.

In the middle of the main hall, a group of white clouds floated erratically. Upon closer inspection, it turned out to be a big bed, but I don’t know what material it was made of, so it looked like a cloud.

The sleeping god was lying flat on the cloud bed at this moment, his body collapsed into it, a square scarf was covering his forehead, a thin quilt was covering his body, his hands were in front of him, his breathing was calm, and his face was ruddy.

Wu Wang was also amused to watch, and said with a smile: “Sacred ceremony, is it just to sleep?”

“Isn’t sleep sacred?”

Sleeping God spoke, with a hint of helplessness in his voice.

“Lord Fengchunshen, I have finished my business trip to Human Domain. If you don’t let me go back, please don’t bother me.”

Wu Huang smiled and said: “I’m taking the liberty to visit, but I still hope that Your Excellency Haihan, I don’t know if Your Excellency has leisure time, let’s find a place to drink and listen to music?”

The sleeping god opened his eyes and yawned again.

Immediately, several maids stepped forward, and gently lifted away the thin quilt and the square scarf that was pressing on her head.

The Sleeping God was wearing a loose robe, which was very soft.

At this moment, the immortal light is shining around him, and he has changed into a simple robe, but he is still lazy and can’t lift much energy.

He asked: “God Fengchun is here this time, is he trying to get a handle on us? Would rather kill by mistake than let something go?”

Just as Xiaojian wanted to deny it, Wu Wang laughed and said, “Your Excellency is indeed as insightful as a torch.”

“I knew it.”

Sleepy God yawned, stretched, took the wine bottle brought by the maid, and rinsed his mouth.

His chubby face was full of pain, and he sighed:

“Hey!

Let’s say something will happen, but the Commander-in-Chief just doesn’t believe it, and he also said that His Majesty’s will must be sent by an innate god.

Really, brother, I am really the most useless innate god in the Heavenly Palace, otherwise would they send me here? ”

Wu Wang put his hands behind his back and smiled without saying a word.

The fat at the corner of Sleeping God’s mouth trembled for a while, then he sighed dejectedly, and walked over dejectedly.

Taoist Xiaojian immediately stood in front of Wu Wang.

Wu Huang smiled and said: “Brother Dao, don’t be nervous, I am not a three-year-old child anymore, if the sleeping god wants to attack me, I have a way to save my life.”

After saying that, Wu Wang turned his head and said to Ming Snake: “Keep an eye on him, and the distance between him and me should not be lower than the distance between him and me.”

Ming Snake lowered his head and walked straight to Sleeping God’s side, two cold lights burst out from those slender eyes, Sleeping God shivered a few times, and his face collapsed again.

Yao Shen, this opponent is too difficult to fool.

“Please.”

Wu Wang raised his hand and made a gesture, and the Great Elder who stayed outside the door condensed his hand into a cloud.

When Wu Huang and Taoist Xiao Jian took the Sleeping God and Snake to climb up the white clouds together, the group of masters stood up together.

Surrounded by Sleeping God in various senses.

Wu Wang asked: “Do you want to bring a waiter?”

“No, no, let them rest here.”

Sleeping God turned his head and said: “Close the temple and wait for me to come back.”

All the waiters bowed and took orders.

The Great Elder flicked his sleeve robe, and Baiyun headed towards Fangzhen in front of him.

Wu Huang did not take the initiative to talk, but asked his mother to feel the rhyme of the Sleeping God carefully; Cang Xue also put away his contempt, and began to ponder the composition of the Sleeping God’s way.

But the answer my mother gave was almost the same as before.

This god is in charge of the way of sleep and dreams, and is in charge of falling asleep. In ancient times, I have never heard of any powerful magical powers. During the war, I have never seen the shadow of this innate god in the core battle.

Cang Xue smiled and said:

“If this Sleeping God is really hiding something, it’s really scary.

Ba’er, you don’t need to worry too much. Like Sleeping God, there are innate gods with no power in their own way. In fact, there were a large number of them in ancient times. It’s just that the gods have changed in the past. Most of these gods can’t protect themselves, and almost all of them have fallen. .

Like Sleeping God, he is good at the method of survival, that’s why you feel that he is a bit tricky. ”

“It should be like this,” Wu Wang thanked his mother, and cut off the necklace after chatting a few words.

Then, his vigilance against the sleepy god increased a little.

They went to a restaurant on the edge of Fang Town, which had already been booked by Ji Mo.

A banquet was set up in the middle of the lobby, and a stage was set up on the side. The singers invited from the local area danced to the music, and the atmosphere of the venue was immediately set up.

After a few necessary greetings, the two sides divided the guests into seats.

Wu Wang sat alone at one side of the square table, Great Elder and Xiao Jian sat on the left hand side, and Ming Snake sat on Wu Wang’s right hand side.

Because this meeting was dangerous to a certain extent, Wu Wang did not shoutShang Lin Su lightly them.

Sleeping God sighed, shook the wine glass lightly, and said with emotion:

“I don’t know how many more times I can drink this fine wine from Renyu.”

Wu Huang smiled and said, “Your Excellency, don’t you think about abandoning the dark and turning to the bright?”

“My avenues are all locked in the Heavenly Palace. What are you doing in the Human Domain? Is it to cure insomnia?”

Sleeping God shook his head slightly and said:

“I can talk about it.

In fact, after the end of the ancient battle of gods, everyone voluntarily donated the Dao, intertwined into the order of heaven and earth.

It’s just that because of the fall of Vulcan, our way has been locked by the way of order.

The only two exceptions are Lord Xingshen’s Avenue of Stars and the Queen Mother of the West’s Avenue of Heavenly Punishment, both of which are independent of the order of the Heavenly Palace. ”

After saying that, Sleeping God blinked at Wu Wang, and said:

“Actually, the little god has lived up to now. Although his ability is not strong, he still knows a lot.”

Wu Wangben still had some doubts, but then he came to a realization.

This sleepy god actually wants to exchange his life by ‘selling information’.

Wu Huang laughed and said, “I’m actually quite curious about the gods in Tiangong.”

“Then you are asking the right person.” Sleeping God leaned forward, holding a wine glass and lightly touched Wu Wang, “I am the God of Sleeping Dreams, not just falling asleep, but the things in dreams are also clear.”

The Great Elder wondered, “Innate gods also dream?”

Sleeping God smiled and said: “Dreams are the extension of thinking, as long as you are conscious, you will have dreams.”

Daoist Xiaojian asked beside him, “How many Taoist companions does the Heavenly Emperor have?”

Wu Huang and Sleeping God shook their wine glasses together.

Wu Wang said: “As for the Emperor of Heaven, let’s try not to talk about it.”

“That’s right, Spring God understands it very well,” Sleeping God muttered, “The Heavenly Emperor really can’t be offended, but don’t ask the goddesses who are related to the Heavenly Emperor, other innate gods are easy to talk about.”

Wu Huang secretly raised his eyebrows in his heart.

Sleeping God said ‘Emperor of Heaven’ instead of ‘Your Majesty’.

Did this guy expose his true attitude on purpose or accidentally?

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