This Person is Too Serious

It’s definitely not that we’re trying too hard, it’s just…

“Hiss, it hurts, it hurts”

Somewhere in the northern part of the Renhuang Pavilion, Wu Wang slumped on the wooden chair with a towel that had been scented with medicine on his forehead, and sighed with emotion.

Alcohol is really not a good thing, you can drink less or less.

Even the body of a demigod can’t stand it!

On the ground beside him, Daoist Xiaojian was sound asleep.

That snore was louder than Thor’s roar outside Cloud City.

A moment ago, Wu Wang was helped back here by Taoist Xiao Jian and the Great Elder.

Seeing Wu Wang’s complexion pale and cold sweat all over his body, Taoist Xiaojian smiled and said:

“Is this wine really so powerful?”

Wu Wang didn’t say much, he took out the big gourd, Xiao Jian Taoist smiled slightly, tapped his sword finger lightly, drew out a wisp of wine, and opened his mouth to drink it.

With a bang, the sword cultivator lay down very quickly.

He didn’t go crazy with alcohol, and didn’t make any noise, just lay there and fell asleep, and the wine was not bad.

Seeing this, the Great Elder wisely suppressed the old man’s curiosity.

“Sect Master,” the Great Elder asked warmly, “Do you need this old man to help you hangover?”

“Great Elder, please sit down and rest for a while,” Wu Wang grinned, “Just let Su Qing help me sleep for a while later.”

Help sleep? How else can this help?

The old eyes of the Great Elder were filled with the relief of those who came here.

“Great Elder, tell me,” Wu Wang muttered, “What does this sleeping god mean?”

The Great Elder smiled and said: “No, he was drunk by you, suzerain, and with the help of experts from the Xuannv Sect, he broke his defense, and then thistalent”

“Who is his real identity, what is the real Dao, but he didn’t reveal it at all.”

Wu Wang closed his eyes with some discomfort, and said in a low voice:

“The power of Daojiu is extraordinary, he must have been affected, and the wine is surrounding him, this cannot be faked.

One thing, if he is only partially conscious here, and his body is hiding in the dark, he can get drunk in front of us, but still maintain his rationality.

This antique god is really difficult to deal with. ”

The Great Elder Fuxu groaned softly, and asked, “Then why did he deliberately expose these things?”

“Oh, hi”

Wu Fan trembled, and the blue bird fluttered its wings and landed on the corner of the table next to it, looking at Wu Fan worriedly.

Wu Huang smiled at Qingniao calmly, wanted to sit up straight, but felt a little weak.

Daoist wine from other people’s house: the fine wine is mixed with a little dao rhyme.

Dao wine of the old man: A drop of wine was blended in the road.

Nobody left.

Wu Wang said: “He came to Renyu this time, it should not be as simple as drawing lots.”

The Great Elder said seriously: “The suzerain thinks that he is lying?”

“Not much of what he said about himself should be true.”

Wu Wang thought for a while with his head that was about to crack, and whispered:

“The Great Wilderness has a long history, and the rise of our human race is only in the recent age of the gods. Even if we encounter some old monsters, it is actually nothing unusual.

He should have sensed the killing intent of Pavilion Master Liu and me.

The information told to us at this time is probably the vision that we can also discover after we kill him.

To put it simply, if we get rid of his avatar, we will be able to discover his true identity; but then he will have a grudge with Ren Yu, and there is no way to be a fool.

Either way, he would have to expose the fake identity of the Sleeping God, and he wanted to continue using it. ”

Wu Wang grinned again:

“Really speaking, Tiangong is also unlucky.

It’s just that the Dao is special, and there are not many city officials. The chief ministers occupy high positions and control power; the old gods who are really good at planning are wise and safe.

This is the theory of only the great way of origin, not the theory of only ability, and the disadvantages of employing people in Tiangong. ”

The Great Elder thought for a while and asked, “Sect Master, is this god trying to scare us on purpose?”

“He will definitely give us some proof next.”

Wu Huang said: “He probably sensed the danger of Tiangong this time, and took the opportunity to come to Human Domain, maybe he deliberately chose Human Domain as a hiding place.

He revealed these things this time because he intends to make an exchange with us. ”

The Great Elder wondered, “Exchange?”

“He has a lot of secrets in the heavenly palace in his hands, and he wants to be protected by a human domain.”

Wu Wang pondered for a few moments, looked at the Great Elder, his voice subconsciously became softer.

“In the judgment of this old god, there will be great turmoil in the world. According to the news I know at this time, this is probably true.

Our human domain can make the Heavenly Palace afraid, and we have survived the dark and turbulent times several times, so we must have something to rely on.

What I can think of is the characteristics endowed by the Dao of Fire, and the backhands left by the first emperor Fuxi, so that powerful people like the emperor and empress dare not come.

Human domain’s backhand can deal with Emperor Kuang, and he can deal with Zhulong. ”

The Great Elder’s eyes lit up, he leaned back slightly, and asked in a low voice, “This god thinks so far?”

“It should be.”

Wu Huang exhaled lightly, and said to the Great Elder:

“Brother Xiaojian fell asleep, I will trouble the elder to report to Pavilion Master Liu later, and just tell me my suggestion.

First, completely block this matter. If anyone leaks the slightest bit of news, all the masters who appeared in the restaurant today will all go to the Emperor!

Second, let’s see how he proves the truth of what he said today. If he can’t prove it, he would rather kill the wrong than leave hidden dangers.

Third, surround that temple, and when I wake up here, go and search inside.

Didn’t he say that the real body is hidden in a place where no one can find it.

If he is really a hidden old god who has no sense of belonging to the Heavenly Palace and just wants to enjoy the shade under the big tree, then he will be like a casual cultivator mixed with some forces in our human domain.

Where do these casual cultivators usually put their wealth? ”

The Great Elder thought for a while, “I understand with it.”

“Hey”

Wu Wang clutched his forehead and groaned a few times, “The counterfeit wine of the old man really has enough stamina.”

The Great Elder smiled, but got up to leave, took Daoist Xiaojian and clamped him under his ribs, and told Lin Suqing a few times to let her take care of the Sovereign Lord, and then rushed to find a few Pavilion Masters to return their orders.

At the same time, in the temple of the sleeping god

stupid.

Next to the bed of the cloud-like Sleeping God, Sleeping God sat there with his eyes straightened in a daze.

Dozens of beautiful waiters were kneeling or standing around, looking worriedly at Sleeping God; Sleeping God put his hands in his hair, rubbed it for a while, and finally let out a long sigh.

He murmured: “I feel more and more that the fate of the soul has arrived.”

“Master, what’s wrong?”

“Go to sleep, it’s nothing,”Sleeping God waved his hand, and the figures around him saluted each other, bowed their heads and retreated to the beds around the temple.

Or sleep in pairs hugging each other, or lie on your side alone.

The sleeping posture of each messenger is very graceful, and amidst the beauty, there is also a feeling of stiffness.

“What should I do?”

Sleeping God supported his forehead and murmured: “Why is the wine brewed by the Human Emperor so powerful? It is not worthless compared to the wine of the Dionysus back then. By the way, how did the Dionysus die?”

From then on, he chatted, sometimes he laughed, sometimes heaved a long sigh.

Actually drunk.

“This bastard chief commander,” Sleepy God cursed through gritted teeth, “I just chose me, really, believe it or not, I revealed my identity and directly pushed you down.

No, it can’t be cheap, Emperor Kuan.

The Xeon God who can make me work hard is already dead! ”

There was a little sneer on his fair face, but after the sneer, his eyes started to freeze again.

The strength of the wine was as if someone took a rolling pin and rolled it over and over again hard all over his body.

He didn’t understand.

He was fishing in the Heavenly Palace, how did he get involved in this maelstrom?

It’s not safe at this time, I have to prove to Wu Huazi that what I said before is true, and let Wu Huazi not know his details.

Otherwise, this fake body that can’t be tolerated is dangerous.

Sleeping God stretched his hand back, touched the cloud bed for a while, and pulled out a wooden figure the size of a palm.

He tapped his fingers a few times, and then blew on the wooden figurine. The wooden figurine began to sway slightly, and flew to the side with wisps of blue light, turning into a man with long wavy hair and a proud figure. beautiful woman.

“Owner.”

The woman knelt down and saluted.

Sleeping God waved his hand: “Go and wait outside, if someone comes to ask you, go see Wu Wang Zi, and then return to the original state.”

“Yes, master.”

The woman turned and walked away, her soft waist swayed from side to side, and the hem of the thin long skirt swayed accordingly.

Sleeping God thought for a while.

This move is enough to prove his own strength.

Will Ren Yu know the goods?

If he doesn’t know the goods, then he doesn’t need this fake body, and he doesn’t need to think about enjoying the shade under the big tree of Human Domain, just hide and wait for the end of the Second World War between Zhulong and Di Kuang to reappear.

“Ah, my head hurts, and if I drink with Wu Wangzi, a little fox, I’ll change my god name to Silly God!”

Renhuang Pavilion is a sub-chamber, inside Wu Huang’s house.

Not long after the Great Elder left, Wu Wang lay on the bed, but couldn’t sleep because of tossing and turning, several questions kept popping up in his mind.

Did this Sleeping God come to Human Realm on purpose, or was it really as he said, he was chosen to come to Human Realm to deliver the will of the Heavenly Emperor due to unlucky luck, and was indirectly cheated by the chief minister?

Wu Wang didn’t care about the body of Sleeping God.

What he cares about now is what effect Sleep God will have on Human Domain.

Tiangong Tiandi really didn’t know that such a master was hidden in his subordinates?

Or is this another move by the emperor?

For me, an ordinary young master who wins if he wins a girl, the Heavenly Emperor’s rank is a bit too high.

Can’t really play right now.

Wu Wang sighed slightly, his eyes were bright.

Forget it, let the old man trouble himself with these questions.

“Su Qing, Su Qing?”

“Coming!”

Lin Suqing floated from the side and asked, “Would you like some tea?”

“No, let’s go to bed first. If anyone comes looking for them, let them go to Pavilion Master Liu and the others. Don’t ask me everything.”

“okay.”

Wu Wang stretched out his left hand skillfully, Lin Suqing immediately stepped forward, and lightly tapped the back of Wu Wang’s hand.

Rolling his eyes, Wu Wang passed out directly, and soon started snoring.

Amidst the sound of porphyrin, the blue bird landed beside Wu Wang, tilting its head to look at Wu Wang’s face.

Lin Su pointed to the door lightly, walked over on tiptoe, opened the restriction in this room, and hung the wooden sign that the Hall Master had slept on outside the door that had been written before.

The celestial light flashed, and the thin clouds rose.

There was a blue bird missing beside the bed, and a beautiful young girl was added.

Look at her graceful figure, slender waist and jade belt, lotus feet wrapped in white boots, the exposed back is white and translucent, without any blemishes, her long hair like a waterfall is half-draped and half-drawn, and if you add it, it will look too cumbersome .

Lin Su glanced lightly at the girl in front of her, and couldn’t help putting her hand on her forehead.

As expected of the blood of the emperor, she is different from an ordinary female cultivator like her. How can she maintain such a slender waist and light legs at the same time?

A fairy, a highness, it’s outrageous!

“Miss Su Qing, is he really unconscious?”

“You should touch it more,” Lin Suqing said narrowly.

Jing Wei blushed pretty, bit her lower lip lightly, and slowly stretched out a slender finger, touching the back of Wu Fan’s hand and leaving it.

Wu Fang’s snoring stopped, and he went through the process from passing out to falling asleep again.

Afterwards, Jingwei breathed a sigh of relief, staring at Wu Wang’s square face, unable to look away.

she is slowSlowly sat down, next to Wu Wang’s body.

He worked hard in those years

“report”

A slight shout suddenly came from outside the door, but the shout still penetrated the formation barrier.

Jingwei stood up in a panic, turned left and right, not knowing where to hide, then turned into a blue bird with a bang, spread his wings and flew to the bookshelf not far away.

Lin Suqing almost laughed out loud, walked to the door and opened the wooden door.

There are immortal soldiers bowing their heads in salute outside the door.

“Lord Lin! Pavilion Master Liu, please let Hall Master Wuwang go and tell you!”

“Hallmaster Wuwang just fell asleep,” Lin Suqing said slowly, with her left hand behind her back and the cloud sleeve in her right hand, “Hallmaster Wuwang told me before going to bed that he is very sleepy at the moment, please don’t come here for everything. Ask him how.

If your lords are not sure about the matter of the sleeping god, you can report it to His Majesty, and please His Majesty make a decision. ”

“This”

Immortal soldier was a little embarrassed, but still bowed his head and accepted the order: “This subordinate will go back and report!”

“Well,” Lin Su nodded slightly, turned around and closed the door, his back was so free and unrestrained.

When the formation was activated, she chuckled lightly.

Now that she’s messing with the young master, she’s considered an adult.

The blue bird flew from the side and landed on Lin Suqing’s shoulder, but it did not return to its human form.

Half an hour later, another immortal soldier came to look for him.

Lin Su lightly opened the door to respond, implicitly expressing her dissatisfaction.

All the adults in this human domain, why do you value your young master so much, why can’t you let the young master rest for a few days? Will there be a big problem in the human domain? Will the sun and the moon stop spinning?

The immortal soldier who delivered the order quickly explained:

“Lord Lin, it’s not that the Pavilion Master must ask the Hall Master to be present, but that the Sleeping God’s emissary must name the Hall Master to speak.”

“Then let her wait. Before my young master wakes up, no one will be seen.”

Bang!

Lin Suqing slammed the door of the house, and the several immortal soldiers who came this time looked at each other, but they didn’t dare to say anything, and hurried back to report.

Inside the room, Lin Su patted his chest lightly and exhaled.

“How? Are we fierce or not?”

“Chirp!”

“Just don’t worry about it,” Lin Suqing muttered uneasy.

So, another half an hour later, another half an hour later.

Immortal soldiers kept coming to ask if the palace master was awake, but they were sent away by Lin Suqing every time.

Gradually, Lin Suqing also became a little annoyed by the question, and directly called Mu Daxian back who had gone to play in the city, moved two stools, and sat in front of the door.

Those few pavilion masters and a small number of human domain masters who knew about it were really scratching their hearts and lungs, quite uncomfortable.

why?

Didn’t the envoy sent by the God of Sleep say: Do you want to know the strength of my master? Please let me meet Lord Wuhuazi, and I will show it to you.

The answer was right in front of him, but it was covered by a piece of paper.

And Lin Suqing, the maid who was inseparable from Wu Wang on weekdays, became famous in the first battle today, and left a deep impression on all the pavilion masters and many experts.

Finally, Wu Wang slept through a day and a night.

Daoist Xiaojian came here in a daze, and invited Ji Mo, Lin Qi, and Ling Xiaolan, and Lin Suqing reluctantly agreed to wake Wu Huang up.

“An envoy? A maid?”

Wu Wang yawned and muttered something, changed into a robe, coated with ice crystal film, and rushed to the residence of several pavilion masters together with the crowd.

Ji Mo, Lin Qi, and Ling Xiaolan were also taken to a small courtyard in Fang Town.

As soon as he entered the courtyard, he heard Liu Bairen say with a smile:

“Hey, is the Lord Hall Master awake?”

Wu Wang pursed his lips and frowned: “I’m beginning to feel that what the sleepy brother said is right, the essence of life lies in fishing, and I’m going to be idle.”

“Okay, come here quickly, the other party won’t speak if they don’t see you.”

Liu Bairen beckoned, the envoy was also brought into the courtyard, several pavilion masters stepped out from the house, a huge array was built here, and all the immortal soldiers retreated.

Wu Wang turned around and looked at the envoy, raised his hand to touch the necklace, and said slowly:

“What does your master want to tell me?”

The maid bowed gracefully, looked at Wu Wang with charming eyes, and asked softly, “What do you think of me, my lord?”

“It’s pretty, cough, average, okay.”

Wu Wang put his hands behind his back and asked, “Is this a beauty trick?”

“My master did not ask me to serve your lord,” the maid said softly, took two steps forward, slowly rolled up the sleeve of her left hand, and slid her fingertips across her wrist.

Drops of blood slipped down, and the people around were puzzled.

In the next instant, needles could be heard in the courtyard.

Puffs of smoke suddenly appeared around the maid, and she collapsed suddenly, turning into a palm-sized puppet lying on the ground.

A series of bloodstains scattered behind did not dissipate, and even exuded a little vitality.

“Creation of creatures?”

Liu Bairen’s eyes were as big as copper bells.

More than a dozen figures appeared in the courtyard, surrounding the puppet, all of them looked a little dignified.

Wu Wang suddenly smiled.”This guy, using this method to prove that he is a strong man without revealing his identity at all, is really amazing.”

Several pavilion masters spoke one after another:

“It is definitely a strong god who can create creatures.”

“I’m afraid I won’t lose to Da Si Ming. Is it true that such a powerful god is forced to come to Human Domain?”

“What is he plotting?”

At this moment, Wu Huan felt a slight sigh in his heart, but it was Cang Xue who said, “He’s not dead yet?”

“Mother, do you know her?”

“I’ve heard of it.”

Cang Xue said:

“This is not the creation of creatures, but the method of enlightening spirits, which is regarded as the symbol of ancient gods, and the means of enlightening spirits of each ancient god are different.

This Sleeping God pretends to be clever, thinking that he can fool people into living in this way, but it just happens to expose the origin of his Dao. ”

Wu Wang wondered: “Is this really a strong god?”

“If he appears in his true form, he will be a high-ranking god in any age of the gods,” Cang Xue said, “Since he doesn’t want to be exposed, we don’t need to bother him. This god has a weird temper. It’s better not to do more than to do more.”

“Mom, who is this?”

Cang Xue smiled and said:

“Qi is the breath of breath.

The first ray of Qi between heaven and earth, clear and turbid, turns into a god, called Qishen.

His original avenue sequence is between Yin and Yang and the five elements, and he is full of power.

Or you can call it the God of Yunmeng, who was brilliant in the Second Age of Gods, but then disappeared. ”

“The God of Yunmeng.”

Wu Wang blinked, and almost blurted out a god name he had heard in his previous life.

Mr. Yunzhong! ?

This is the Yun Zhongjun whom I still have an impression of?

Wu Wang’s headache didn’t hurt anymore, and he became more energetic, and he paced around in place for a while.

Yun Zhongjun pretended to be the God of Sleep and got mixed up in the Heavenly Palace, ranking bottom 15 in merit? The number one god of fishing in the wilderness is well-deserved!

After that, Wu Wang began to think about how to win over Yun Zhongjun to the human domain camp.

Putting this back into Tiangong, if it is activated, it will definitely be an opponent several times more difficult than Da Siming.

“Master!”

Suddenly there was an ear-splitting shout from outside the courtyard, and some generals came in a hurry.

With a big wave of Liu Bairen’s hand, all the masters hid their figures, and the formation also revealed the passage.

“What’s wrong?”

“Northland, the new Heavenly Palace is here!”

The master said in a fixed voice:

“They only brought a message that you can kill the god of sleep, you can kill if you want, it is wishful thinking to threaten Tiangong.

The account of the God of Sleep’s fall has been placed on Ren Yu’s head! ”

Wu Wang:

Could it be that Da Si Ming is playing a big game of chess?

He is the innate god who is closest to the living beings, helping the human domain in secret?

Wu Huang said: “Pavilion Master, immediately send someone to tell the God of Sleeping Dream about this matter, Tiangong has unilaterally announced his fall, please Your Majesty to intervene in this matter, this God is worthy of His Majesty’s presence and reception.

We don’t want him to help Renyu, it’s best to let him not help each other.

Creation of creatures is amazing. ”

All the masters think so.