Goat Simulator

Goat Simulator Chapter 106

After taking another sip, the fortune-teller said, "I like this wine very much. When I get back, I will give you some good things."

The magician nodded, I watched the fortune-telling The teacher was about to get up and leave, and hurriedly kicked the magician's leg with his hind leg, and the magician immediately understood.

But he hesitated and hesitantly said: "Actually...there is something else."

"I knew you wouldn't give me a drink for nothing, tell me, What else is there to do? Borrow money without talking." The fortune teller was still holding the wine bottle tightly in his hand as he spoke.

I suspect that as long as the magician dares to say the word loan, her wine bottle will be called on the magician's head, but she does not know if she is reluctant to give up this bottle of wine.

"I think..." The magician couldn't go on after two words, so I kicked him again in a hurry, the fortune-teller saw that I kicked him, and hurriedly said: "You Don't bully him."

Well, I started protecting me before I made a pair, so I don't care about your business, I'll see if he can say anything today come out.

"If you have something to say, just say it, what are pester and chirp doing?" The fortune-teller was a little embarrassed. I glanced at her in surprise and found that her face was a little red, and I didn't know it. It was because of drinking, or I guessed what the magician wanted to say.

But judging from her tone, I don't think I guessed it. I'm afraid the wine is not very good. After drinking it, I started to be carefree. I don't know if she will drink too much. Drunk crazy.

"I..." Before the magician said the second word, the voice of the head of the regiment came from outside: "Everyone gather, there is an urgent matter."

When I heard it, I was instantly discouraged, spit at him, and walked out, I know this guy is impossible to say it this time, because the fortuneteller has also gone out with a wine bottle.

When I walked out of the tent, I heard the magician's sigh coming from behind. Who's to blame? You didn't take the chance and sighed like a fart.

When we came outside, the others rushed to the center of the square, and the head of the group was standing on the edge of the fountain.

After seeing that the people were almost here, he said: "The sheriff just said that our rental time has come, and we have to pack up and leave before dawn, so we have to be busy again tonight. "

Everyone responded when they heard it. It seems that they are used to this kind of life, but why didn't they say it in advance?

"It's a bit sudden this time. The sheriff promised that we could leave tomorrow morning, but suddenly changed our minds. Maybe someone rented the place again, but we should have left too, everyone. Clean up as soon as possible."

The commander explained it to everyone, and I finally understood why, it turned out that the goddamn sheriff disturbed their good deeds, what a bastard, not in the middle of the night Going to sleep to do this immoral thing.

As the people dispersed, they began to dismantle tents and racks, and after a busy night, drove the carriage out of the town before dawn, out of the not-so-friendly town.

After leaving the town, the carriage team continued to advance, but this time it was no longer coastal, but began to head inland. It is estimated that after a few towns, they will reach the imperial capital.

However, when the carriage was walking, I felt something was wrong. Why was it getting hotter and hotter? It was obviously going north. How could this happen.

But I soon understood that it was by the sea before, and there was wind from the sea, so it was cool, but this is the southernmost part of the empire, and it must be very hot after leaving the sea...

I stuck out my tongue from the heat in the car, and other animals were lying in their cages weakly.

I took a look at the pigeon lying in the cage. It didn't have the strength to shout now, and it was lying on the stomach with its wings spread out. It looked like a dead pigeon.

And the parrots next to them are similar, and it seems that they are not in the mood to learn to speak again. These two birds are finally quiet for a while.

The rabbit looked like it was dead. It was lying in the cage with its eyes closed, while the monkey was half lying in the cage. I could directly see the heat rising from its body. After all, its fur not long.

Those beasts are not much different. They suffered this time, but they deserve it. Who let them chase me like that before.

Although the tigers, lions, and black bears are wilted, they still seem to be panting.

I stuck my head out of the carriage and looked out. I saw a small forest in front of me. The carriage drove straight into it, and then stopped slowly.

It's really nice to have shade here, it's comfortable... It seems that those people can't bear it, but thinking about it, they are even more bored in the carriage.

The people in the circus stopped and ran out of it, some to stir up the wind and some to water themselves, but they didn't want to think about us.

Just as I was displeased, an acrobat walked up to our carriage with a bucket full of water in his hand.

He sneered when he saw me, and I saw the bruises on his face and immediately knew that this guy was the one I had been taught.

But what does he mean by sneering, the villain in the TV series will die miserably if he laughs like this, but the problem is that he is just a passerby, so he dares to sneer like this, is this killing him?

Just when I didn't understand what he wanted to do, he poured the bucket of water up, and the bucket of water splashed all over me. , I guess this bastard must be intentional.

Other animals licked and licked when they saw the water. I looked at the laughed heartily acrobat. Although I felt very comfortable to come here, I was very uncomfortable looking at his bastard.

After thinking about it, I decided to teach him a little lesson, otherwise, how can I show my majesty? I really think I'm just an ordinary goat!

My mouth squirmed a few times, and then Fiercely spat out, and suddenly an arrow composed of spit shot into his laughing mouth, causing him to cough. .

When he finished coughing, his face was extremely ugly, as if he wanted to kill someone, probably because he hated someone to the extreme... But I am a sheep.

Just when he raised the bucket in his hand and wanted to smash it like me, the regiment commander shouted: "Sabo! Are you okay! Hurry up and get some water!"

The guy waved the wooden barrel in his hand a few times angrily, and then he left here unwillingly. I won this battle again!

"Aren't you afraid that they will retaliate against you if you treat them like this?" The monkey who was drinking water suddenly raised his head and said, obviously it was paying attention to me just now, so kind!

"Of course not. If they dare to take revenge, I'll beat them until they think of me and tremble with fear! Hahahaha."

The monkey shook the head with a wry smile, obviously not so convinced, but one day it will see this scene with its own eyes, maybe one day I don't want to pretend to be an ordinary goat.

After drinking some water, the parrot also gained strength, and called out again: "Yingming Shenwu! Yingming Shenwu!"