Goat Simulator

Goat Simulator Chapter 105

"Ai, why do you think she doesn't understand? What do you think I should do? How should I tell her?" The magician shook his head, as if he would fall down at any time.

I found out that this guy doesn't drink much, so why did he keep a bottle of wine in the tent? Since he didn't drink it, could it be for...

It seems that the fortune-teller in the tavern asked for wine before, which is no wonder, it seems to be prepared for the fortune-teller, this young man is enough. .

Unfortunately, I am a little timid. If I can use the ability to deceive the audience to chase women, I should be able to catch up with the fortune teller soon.

After all, he has been talking to me about most of the fortune-tellers here. In fact, in summary, he is talking about the fortune-teller's attitude towards him over and over again.

But I can feel it too. The two of them are a bit like buddies. One pretends not to see that the magician is good to her, and the other does not understand whether the fortuneteller likes him or not.

So they can only live like this, which is really worrying. Am I going to be a month old matchmaker again? I don't know if Knight and the second Princess are happy or not.

Just because this liar invited me to drink, I will help him catch up with Xiaocai fans.

Just as I was thinking about it, I saw that the magician had fallen asleep on the ground with a happy smile on his face. It seemed that he and the fortune-teller were very happy in the dream.

After I drank the last bit of wine in the bottle, I wandered out of the magician's tent.

This wine is really strong. Although it is not spicy at all, it still has a refreshing feeling, but the stamina is really strong, and even I have not recovered.

I was about to go back, but suddenly found a blue thing in the corner. When I got closer, I found that it was another bottle of blue wine. It's really good, it's mine.

Then I took my spills of war in my mouth and walked back.

When I wandered back to the fortune-teller's tent, I found that she was actually sitting in front of the coins and fell asleep, with saliva still at the corners of her mouth, and she giggled from time to time.

These two fools are a good match, but it's a pity that neither of them pierced the last layer of window paper, which requires me to help in the middle.

But it's late enough today, and it's a good time to go to bed if you've had enough. If you have anything to do, you can talk about it tomorrow.

Second day, I was woken up by the sound of coins colliding. I didn't even open my eyes to know what was going on. It must be the fortune-teller who was packing up the coins that he didn't finish last night, but I didn't know she had finished counting them. no.

"I went to the magician for a drink yesterday." I opened my eyes and looked towards her. Seeing that she was still packing up the coins, I continued to close my eyes.

"He's drinking? Are you kidding me? He doesn't drink much." From the fortune-teller's tone, I could hear it, she seemed to find it funny and a little disbelieving.

But here's the problem. A person who doesn't drink alcohol not only accompanied her to the pub, but also suddenly prepared two bottles of wine.

Although I never had the courage to ask her for a drink, it was obviously not for her, but unfortunately she didn't know it, and I also drank a bottle of that wine, and now there is only one bottle left.

"He got a bottle of blue wine yesterday, and it tasted a little sweet." I described the bottle of wine to her, and her hand that was sorting the coins suddenly froze, and then she continued to sort it out. .

The fortune teller usually sorts it out and says, "Oh, that bottle of wine, that's the blue spirit wine I mentioned to Andy, and drinking it is very good for people's spirituality, didn't you? t expect, this bastard actually drank it himself after he got it, by the way, and you."

"What do you mean there is still me, it was originally prepared to invite me to drink!" I said dissatisfiedly When he got up, the fortune teller quickly said: "Well, it's all prepared for you, Andy is really filial."

"That's right! But don't worry, I can't possibly treat you badly. Ah, he actually has a bottle there, which I have brought back as spills of war."

Speaking, I moved aside a little, revealing the blue spirit wine hidden behind me, the fortuneteller looked at After arriving, he asked in surprise: "He just let you bring it back?"

"He drank too much and fell asleep, of course this thing is mine, just like you saw mine at the beach Just take me as your own."

I could see a trace of embarrassment in the fortuneteller's eyes, she justified: "That's different, when I met you on the beach, there was no one anywhere. , it must be ownerless, but it's different when you take things directly from his tent."

"Look at what you said, it seems like I stole from him, and I don't care about him so much. The thing, you can go and send it back to him tonight."

I stretched my hoof and kicked the wine bottle that fell on the ground, and the wine bottle rolled to the fortuneteller's side, she suddenly Feeling distressed, I picked it up and hurriedly checked to see if it was damaged.

"Be careful, this thing is very precious." The fortuneteller cautiously put away the bottle of wine, I glanced at her, and said, "How precious could it be, if it weren't for this? The thing has stamina, I thought it was a drink."

At this moment, someone knocked on the wooden board outside the cloth door, it seemed that there were guests, and the busy day was about to start again. I'm already looking forward to tonight's good show.

The fortune-teller was exhausted all day long, but when she looked at the money, the tiredness was swept away. When I saw her in this state, I said, "Hey, I have something to do today. , don't forget, wait until you come back to count this piece of shit."

The fortune-teller tapped his head and said, "If you don't tell me, I will forget it, and I have to give him that bottle of wine. Go back, wait a moment, I'll put the money away."

After speaking, the fortune-teller cautiously locked the money in a box, then dug a hole and buried it, covering it with wheat. I took a blanket, and it seemed that even if someone came in, I couldn't find it.

Then the fortune-teller mentioned the bottle of azure spirit wine, turned his head and asked me, "Should we go together?"

I thought about it and decided to go together. The two of them have such temperaments, it is estimated that they are still pretending to be stupid.

"Okay, let's go together, and by the way, we can grab some wine and drink." As I said that, I followed out, and the fortune-teller laughed didn't say much.

Soon we came to the magician's tent. The fortune-teller opened the door unceremoniously and walked in. I also stepped in.

But when we came in, I found them all frozen in place because the magician didn't even have any clothes on! ?

Human beings are really ugly without clothes. When the fortuneteller sees such an ugly side of him, it is probably more difficult for them to be honest with each other...

But let me Surprisingly, the fortune-teller adjusted quickly, sat directly on a blanket, and said, "What are you covering, put on your clothes quickly! Do you want me to take a look?"

The magician got up a little sorry, turned his back to the fortune-teller and quickly put on his pants first, I really don't understand what he was doing in the tent naked.

When the magician was busy getting dressed, he dared not look directly at the fortune-teller like a child who made a mistake, and murmured: "I was yesterday..."

"Don't say it, I know that drinking blue spirit wine will definitely give off medicinal properties. It is normal for you to take off your clothes. This is the remaining bottle. , what a waste."

The soothsayer handed over the wine, but the magician didn't take it, pretending to be casual but a little bluntly said: "This bottle is for you, I'll get it. I got two bottles, of course I'll give you one."

"I didn't read you wrong, you are a good friend." The fortuneteller was not hypocritical. He smelled it, and suddenly showed an intoxicated expression.

"It's really a good thing." After speaking, the fortune-teller raised his head and took a sip. This was completely different from her usual image. There was no mystery or elegance at all, and she didn't even have the energy of a petty fortune fan. , but like an alcoholic.