Goat Simulator

Goat Simulator Chapter 107

After walking for nearly three more days, I finally came to a town. If there was nowhere to stay, I felt like I was going to become a roast lamb, because the air around me began to distort.

This town is not as prosperous as the seaside before, there are very few people on the street, and the whole town is very quiet.

After the head of the regiment brought people to the town square, he found a guard who was dozing off in the shade, and then gently patted him to wake him up.

The guard hurriedly put his hand on his waist after waking up. It seems that it is not very peaceful here, and his vigilance is quite strong.

When he saw that there was no danger, he asked impatiently, "What's the matter!?"

But they didn't come close, but watched from a distance, seeming reluctant to leave the shady place, unwilling to go over if nothing happened.

When the guard heard about this, he said lazily: "Let him ask you when you see who goes back, you can wait here first."

Said As he looked towards the other guards, the other guards all retracted their heads when they saw this, and they didn't want to run back and forth in such hot weather without thinking.

The commander looked helpless, but he didn't say much. He stretched out his hand and stuffed some Silver Coins into the guard. The guard was sighed and said, "Wait a little longer, immediately. It's getting dark, and I'll ask you later."

Although money didn't play its due role, the guard's attitude was at least a little better, and it seemed that he also put this matter on the table. mind.

In the end, the head of the regiment had to come back first, and the team found a shady place to stop.

For the first time, I found that the sun's smile is so hateful, doesn't it know that it should be less light this way? Wouldn't it be better to take more pictures of the glacier? Either heat or freeze to death.

But fortunately it was almost evening, we didn't wait long for the sun to go down, and the guard staggered and walked back.

The people in this place are very lazy, but the number of guards gathered together makes it feel unsafe. It's not a good place. I hope that this time I go to the pub will not be like that again. Nasty guy messed up.

After the guard left, we waited until it was completely dark before the sheriff of the town came.

The head of the regiment came up to negotiate again, and spent a lot of money before finally letting him go, and then said to the crowd: "Okay, while it's not hot at night, let's set up the tent overnight. And the table!"

Everyone got busy after they responded, just as I watched them busy, the pigeon shouted from behind: "Why aren't you in the cage!"

I turned my head and glanced at it, and said, "Because you are stupid."

This sentence suddenly made the pigeons irritable, and kept slapping the cage inside, and at the same time scolding all kinds of fragrant words When it came out, I lifted my hoof to its cage and kicked it directly into the corner of the carriage.

The pigeon with dizzy and blurred eyes suddenly didn't have the strength to scold again. It was already hot to the point of death, and it was just a bit of a relief at this time.

I took a look at the monkey and suddenly found a scab on its waist, which I didn't even notice in the past few days.

"What's the matter with your injury?" I said and got close to it, and the monkey sighed: "Don't ask, just take it as if I accidentally touched it myself."

"What's the matter with your injury?" p>

After hearing what it said, I immediately understood what was going on. It must have been that bastard tamer who whipped her with a whip. This bastard, I must teach her a lesson.

Monkey saw that I was silent, and quickly said: "Don't find fault with her, if you deal with her, she will definitely take anger at us back."

"You Don't worry, I won't implicate you, and I won't touch her easily." After hearing what I said, the monkey was a little relaxed.

I won't touch her easily, but that doesn't mean I'll let her go. When I get a chance, I'll give the monkey a good deal of bad breath, and I have to teach those stupid animals a lesson. Chase me with the trainer!

After a busy day all the animals were taken off the carriage and I was back in the fortuneteller's tent.

"Where's the bottle of wine?" I looked at the busy fortune teller, she was still arranging his bauble, I knew it was necessary for fortune telling.

"I drank that bottle of wine on the way." The fortune-teller's words disappointed me a bit. This guy actually drank it all by himself. It's not as good as a magician, and at least let me drink half of it.

"Forget it, let's go to the tavern tonight and let the magician invite us." After I finished speaking, the fortune-teller shook the head and said, "No, I'll invite him too, after all, he Give me such a good bottle of wine."

"Okay, if you want to invite anyone, just remember to bring me, I haven't had malt wine for a long time." I said looking for a corner to lie down down.

By the time the fortune-teller finished, the sky was already bright. She was lying half-lying and wanted to squint for a while. I also hadn't slept enough, so I also fell asleep.

I don't know how long later, the fortune teller suddenly called out: "It's over, it's already noon!"

I opened my eyes and glanced at the light inside the tent, it seemed to be It was noon, because things could be clearly seen inside the tent, although it was still a little dim.

This tent is already sultry and hot at this time, I feel like I can't breathe. I was not so hot in the sun on the carriage before. Is it because this tent is black?

The fortune-teller quickly got up and ran to the door, opened the curtain a little, and suddenly the dazzling sunlight came in, and it was already noon.

I got up and walked out of the tent, and found that it was much hotter inside than outside, and I would definitely be stuffed into a dish if I stayed any longer. It's not a good idea to use a black tent in this kind of place.

After I came out, I glanced at the whole circus, it was as deserted as if it were a deserted city, and there were simply not many people watching, even if some people were hiding in the shade and watching from a distance.

Sure enough, it was the same as I guessed, how could anyone watch the performance in such a bad place, everyone is like a slack eggplant.

I soon saw the head of the regiment who was drinking in the shade. It seemed that he was also very worried. I might be able to enlighten him... by the way, have a drink.

At this time, the fortune-teller said, "Go and get some people." "Why don't you go? In such a hot weather, do you want to heat me to death?" I didn't even look at the fortune-teller. , strode towards the head of the group.

I didn't pay any attention to the sighing sound coming from behind me. In this case, where would I go to find someone for you?

When I walked up to the head of the regiment, he was also sighing, and it was no wonder he was happy to see this bleak look.

When I stopped by his side, he didn't even look at me, and I didn't pay attention to the worried regiment leader. Seeing that there was a glass of wine next to him, I lifted my head and drank it.

The commander froze for a moment, looked at me and muttered: "What are you doing?"

Are you blind? Can't you see I'm drinking? The head of the regiment is not so good at using his brain. He thought he was the only normal person, but it doesn't seem to be too normal.

At this time, the voice of the acrobat came over: "Captain, there is no one at all, let's move to another place... You damn bastard! How dare you steal my wine!"

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