When I was supposed to be slaying the dragon, I accidentally started cultivating immortality

Imperial capital, Nibelungen, on the platform.

"You cheated." Long stared down at Lu Mingfei and said in a majestic and low voice.

Lu Mingfei's eyes widened, he bent his knees and jumped onto the platform, standing in front of Long and asked: "Where did I cheat?"

The dragon-snake-like long neck suddenly shrank, claws dug at the ground, and he carefully retracted into a corner, then lowered his head until it was almost touching the ground, looked at Lu Mingfei warily, and let out a deep roar in his throat: "You... you……"

"What's wrong with me? Where did I cheat? Tell me!" Lu Mingfei put his hands on his hips and showed no mercy - although he actually didn't care.

Fenrir fell into silence. When the previous Texas Hold'em poker game tested the human being in front of him, it could not detect his loneliness and despair. Because it could not detect it, the dealer directly gave the maximum amount when giving chips, and the result was the same. He lost the game without even playing any cards.

Lu Mingfei was thoughtful. He seemed to know this dragon - Constantine told him that Fenrir, one of the four pairs of twin kings, the king of the earth and the mountain, was a mentally retarded man with almost twice the power of the dragon king. .

When the Black King created them, he did not simply give the power and power to the two dragons, but gave most of the power and power to one dragon, but at the same time gave it fatal flaws, and the other twin There are only some relatively minor flaws, but at the same time, the strength is far less than the other one.

Constantine was given the overwhelming power, and accordingly he was physically disabled and unable to give birth to a giant dragon body throughout his life.

Norton basically has no flaws, but his strength has been weakened in all aspects. In terms of physical fitness and spirituality, as a monarch, he is even weaker than the four great judges - the four great judges. He is the prince with the highest status and has the power to enforce the law personally given by the Black King. He is the highest law enforcer in the Dragon Clan except the Black King. He can punish the Black King, White King and all dragons except the four monarchs in accordance with the law. Theoretically, even the White King, the high priest in the dragon clan who is second only to the Black King, has no right to interfere with their law enforcement.

Of course, this is under the premise that Norton doesn't use the knife.

In fact, although he was badly beaten by the Black King, Norton was once the third strongest person in the entire dragon clan - the first Black King and the second White King.

Being able to achieve this level is mainly due to the fact that the battles between higher dragons will eventually become fist-to-flesh, bloody hand-to-hand combat, and this guy has the equipment to crush them.

Alchemy is a technology for making weapons. A long time ago, Norton took Constantine and mobilized the power of his entire family, from his subordinate princes to the sixth generation of the species. He spent a lot of time and money to collect resources to create a painting that can give... The armor used by his draconic body - a suit of armor that is close to the Seven Deadly Sins in terms of alchemical miraculousness.

This set of armor was born before the Seven Deadly Sins. Before the Seven Deadly Sins were born, it was the ultimate expression of alchemy. At that time, there were only a handful of weapons in the Dragon Clan that could leave traces on it, and none that could penetrate it. Only the Black King and the White King can penetrate this armor with the highly alienated bones on their bodies.

It is precisely because of this set of armor that Norton was once called the strongest among the eight monarchs. His development of a cruel character is also related to this set of armor - except for the Black King and the White King, the entire Dragon Clan is He is the best at fighting, so it makes sense for him to be crazy.

However, after years of fighting, the armor was finally completely damaged in the Shiva Karma Dance of the World-Destroying Spirit, and there was no possibility of repair - but at the same time, it also protected Norton from surviving in this World-Destroying Spirit.

Norton and Constantine can be regarded as a relatively benevolent division of the Black King. However, in the case of Fenrir and Jormungandr, the kings of the earth and mountains, the Black King did an even better job. The elder brother Fenrir almost got all the power and power. , but the IQ is basically non-existent, almost equivalent to that of a human child, and the younger sister Jörmungandr has gained unparalleled learning ability, which makes her the weakest Dragon King. Her strength is not even as good as the prince, and is even only about the same as the duke.

If nothing else, the dragon in front of Lu Mingfei should be the Fenrir that Constantine talked about. Lu Mingfei made this inference not entirely because it looked like a retard - after all, retards can pretend to be retarded of.

Another very important reason is that the aura on its body is so strong, it is almost twice that of Constantine. Among the dragons, apart from the Black and White King, only Fenrir, who has almost all the power of a dragon, can do it. So strong.

I didn't expect to meet the King of Earth and Mountain here. What a wonderful fate...

"The game...can't detect your loneliness, you stole all the chips." Fenrir's words interrupted Lu Mingfei's thoughts. He had seen many cheaters in the movie, and he didn't expect it to be so easy. Fenrir felt aggrieved as never before when he found someone to play with, who turned out to be a trickster.

"Can't you detect my loneliness? There's something wrong with your detection mechanism!" Lu Mingfei immediately dismissed him. He was a dignified intellectual who had received nine years of compulsory education and had also graduated from high school. Isn't it easy to bully such a mentally retarded child?

"You dare to let people play the game before it's finished. I haven't found you as the developer when there is a bug, but you still blame me for cheating?" Lu Mingfei was filled with indignation.

"Developer? Bug?" Long was puzzled.

Su Xiaoqiang on the side only felt that there was a big, glowing word "crumb" on Lu Mingfei's head.

"Have you never played games?" Lu Mingfei asked, "Psp, 3ds, ps4, etc.?"

Long shook his head.

"Then your life, oh no, Long Sheng is so pathetic." Lu Mingfei said.

The dragon is depressed.

"But I have potato chips!" Long refused, waving his wings and sweeping out a red packaging bag from behind.

Lu Mingfei reached out and caught the bag, which was a pack of Texas BBQ flavor Lay's potato chips - to be honest, Lu Mingfei preferred the original flavor.

Lu Mingfei slapped the bulging potato chips hard, and the air inside rushed out from the seal, and the potato chip package was "patted" open.

Long stared at Lu Mingfei, or rather at the potato chips in his hand.

Lu Mingfei shook the bag of potato chips in his hand at Long: "Big guy, can I have some?"

Haven't you already opened it? Is it too late to ask now? Su Xiaoqiang complained in his heart.

Long was silent for a while and nodded.

Lu Mingfei grabbed a handful of potato chips from the bag and stuffed it into his mouth. He took a deep breath and made a sound like an oversized blower.

"What's wrong?" Lu Mingfei looked at Long while chewing potato chips.

"..." Long shook his head slowly.

He wanted to say that eating potato chips like this would make him finish them quickly. He should eat the potato chips one by one so that he could enjoy the deliciousness of the potato chips for as long as possible. But saying this seemed to make him stingy and he might be laughed at.

Su Xiaoqiang on the side felt for some reason that Lu Mingfei seemed to be bullying a child - a child dozens of meters tall.

After swallowing the potato chips in his mouth, Lu Mingfei reached into the bag and grabbed a handful in front of Long, and Long took another breath.

"One person, half." Long discussed with Lu Mingfei in a low and majestic voice like a king.

"No," Lu Mingfei shook his head and pointed at Su Xiaoqiang, "She is my girlfriend, so I have to have her share, one-third for each person."

"...Okay." Long nodded with difficulty.

Su Xiaoqiang covered his face: "I beg you, don't put me and you two together."

"She won't eat," Lu Mingfei said, "so I can eat her third for her, okay?"

Long's eyes widened - no wonder my sister said people outside are bad, it turns out people outside are really bad!

"Ask her." Fenrir wanted to make a last ditch effort.

Lu Mingfei sneered, she is my girlfriend, can she still give up her share to you?

"You two each have half of my share." Su Xiaoqiang looked at Lu Mingfei and Long.

Lu Mingfei's eyes widened, and Long's eyes lit up, and he immediately labeled Su Xiaoqiang a good person.

"Why?" Lu Mingfei was heartbroken, looking desperate and desolate as if he had been stabbed in the back by the person closest to him.

"It's nothing, I just can't see you bullying the children." Su Xiaoqiang complained - Lu Mingfei told her the information about the Dragon King she heard from Constantine, and she also guessed that the huge Dragon King in front of her was probably one of the Dragon Lords. Fenrir, the mentally retarded child.

"Damn it!" Lu Mingfei grabbed another handful of potato chips, then handed the bag to Fenrir: "The rest is yours."

Fenrir carefully took the potato chip. Its huge front paws were enough for a person to stand on it to do a set of radio gymnastics. However, he accurately placed the potato chip with the opening facing up on the ground, and then used the slender and sharp wingtips to Pick up a potato chip and throw it into your mouth.

With its huge size, even the relatively slender wingtips are already extremely thick. The action of picking out potato chips is like picking up a melon seed kernel with two vajra pestles, but Lu Mingfei heard from Constantine It is said that the king of the earth and the mountain controls the power of the earth element and force. Fenrir and Jormungandr can both control force in incredible ways. Although Fenrir looks huge and bulky, he can penetrate the earth's crust with skill. .

Lu Mingfei was very surprised at this - did you need to use Qiaojin to penetrate the earth's crust?

Lu Mingfei had already finished the potato chips in his hand. There was still nearly one-third of the total amount left in the bag of potato chips that Fenrir placed on the ground. Lu Mingfei could only watch helplessly as Fenrir put the potato chips away. Pick them out piece by piece and eat them.

Why don't you kill it and grab the potato chips? Lu Mingfei thought to himself.

But doesn’t slaying a dragon just for some potato chips seem a little bit worthless?

Fenrir seemed to have seen through Lu Mingfei's thoughts, and stretched out his other membrane wing in front of him to protect the potato chips.

"Tch," Lu Mingfei snorted, "Isn't it just a bag of potato chips? You treat it like a baby."

"Potato chips are the most delicious thing in the world." Fenrir retorted angrily.

"Oh? Then you must have never eaten steamed lamb, steamed bear paw, steamed deer tail, roasted flower duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, braised pig, braised duck, sauced chicken, bacon, pine flowers, belly..."

How about you tell me the name of the dish? If there weren't only two mentally retarded children present, Su Xiaoqiang would have turned around and left - she couldn't afford to lose this person.

Although he had never heard of these dishes, Fenrir couldn't stop drooling just by hearing the name, and the smell of potato chips in his mouth was reduced by three points.

"I also have flying chess, and flying chess is also a game." Long suddenly thought of something, and pulled out a small yellow plastic box from behind with his huge black membrane wings. There were colorful stickers on the box, and he looked at Lu Mingfei proudly. ——Although I don’t know what PSP or 3DS game Lu Mingfei is talking about, he has Ludo. This is a game!

Although he lost in terms of food, he regained a victory in terms of playing.

"How can you play flying chess alone?" Lu Mingfei was puzzled.

Long was silent for a few seconds, silently pulled the flying chess piece back, turned his head to the other side, silently ate the remaining potato chips, and ignored Lu Mingfei.

"Ahem," Lu Mingfei coughed lightly, "Don't be angry, big guy, look, there are two of us here! We can play Ludo with you!"

Su Xiaoqiang: No, please, don’t count me in.

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"Six!" Fenrir growled excitedly, stretching out his wingtips to pick up his little plane.

"Wait a minute!" Lu Mingfei yelled, looking at Fenrir suspiciously, "From now on, the sieves you throw out are either five or six. One, two, three, and four have never passed once. How could such a coincidence happen? ?”

"This is... luck." Fenrir argued.

"Once is normal, twice is coincidence, and three times is luck," Lu Mingfei narrowed his eyes, "But this has happened eight times... You are the king of the earth and mountains, right?"

"Yes...yes." Fenrir admitted without any warning.

"For the king of the earth and mountains who controls power and power, it should be easy to control the fixed points of the sieve he casts, right?" Lu Mingfei stared at Fenrir.

"I didn't!" Fenrir stiffened his neck and categorically denied Lu Mingfei's slander.

"Really? I heard that people who cheat will get cavities. People who cheat and refuse to admit it will have cavities in their mouths." Lu Mingfei looked at Fenrir with a sneer, "Do you dare to swear?"

Fenrir's huge membrane wings trembled, but he still insisted: "I didn't cheat. I won't get cavities. You cheated before, and you got cavities!"

"Rebound!" Lu Mingfei crossed his arms in front of him.

It can be seen that his condition has a significant worsening trend.

"I'll bounce back too!" Fenrir's membrane wings crossed in front of him.

"Bounce your rebound!" Lu Mingfei shouted.

"I'll rebound your rebound too!" Fenrir was not to be outdone.

"I'll rebound your rebound again and I won't rebound again!" Lu Mingfei issued a decisive blow!

"Well..." Fenrir was troubled.

"Then I'll reflect your rebound!" Fenrir felt that he was so smart. He was simply the smartest dragon in the world besides his sister.

The one person and one dragon who were obsessed with the rebound did not notice that the strong wind stirred up by Fenrir's sweeping wings had blown away the flying chess pieces on the ground, and the plastic cloth chessboard on the ground was also blown up.

Su Xiaoqiang silently picked up the chess pieces and piled them into a pile, then laid out the chessboard again. He turned to look at the man and the dragon who were still bouncing around happily, and fell into the ultimate philosophical questions of life.

who I am? where am I? What am I going to do?

Su Xiaoqiang was sitting on the ground of the platform. The entire platform was filled with joyful and noisy atmosphere. She was the only one who was confused and confused.