Journey To The West: Poor Monks Do Not Want To Take The Western Classics

Chapter 671: Black Mist from Weak Water

The Jade Emperor hiccuped two alcoholic drinks and started to think.

It seems that there is some truth in what Maitreya Buddha said.

But even if it was Tang Sanzang in retreat, what if he suddenly settled after the autumn?

Also, the strength of the Ten Thousand Demon Nation is not weak anymore, especially with the addition of the demons.

I am afraid that even if Buddhism and Heavenly Court join forces, they may not have the upper hand.

Although the drink was a little overwhelming, the Jade Emperor was not fainted at the moment, and was still considering various issues.

Worthy of being the Lord of the Three Realms.

“I need to think about this.”

Speaking, the Jade Emperor hiccuped.

The decent Tianma banquet, because the brother who came suddenly fell from the sky, I didn’t have any thoughts.

The Jade Emperor waved his hand to the gods, indicating that they were full and ready to roll their calves.

“It’s okay. This seat will return to the Western Heaven first. If the Jade Emperor figured it out, you can send someone to inform this seat at any time. This seat will definitely bring all the Buddhas of Lingshan to the Ten Thousand Demon Kingdom.”

Maitreya Buddha folded his hands together, said a Buddha’s name, and his figure slowly disappeared.

Returning to Lingshan, Maitreya Buddha fell asleep.

The same is true for the Jade Emperor in the Heavenly Court.

However, after they soaked up.

They were rubbing their heads, with regret in their expressions.

It’s over.

Now the tobacco and alcohol are completely gone.

Why did you drink it? How can it be so clean?

Although Manjushri and Lingji were ordered to investigate the whereabouts of Tang Sanzang.

Of course, they suspected that Tang San was hiding in Lishan.

But they dare not get too close.

Leaving aside Tang Sanzang, she is Lishan’s old mother. She has a bad temper.

In case a sword smashed himself and others, it was not impossible.

Therefore, for personal safety, we are far away.

He didn’t even dare to spread out his spiritual thoughts.

Whether it’s Tang Sanzang or Lishan old mother, if they visit with their cultivation bases, they can easily feel it if they visit with divine consciousness.

In a single cultivation base of two people, it was decidedly impossible to detect anything.

The two looked at each other, each with helplessness in their faces.

At the crucial moment, Lingji Bodhisattva, a clever ghost, spoke: “I discovered that Tang Sanzang seemed to be in retreat.”

Are you bullshit?

You can detect Tang Sanzang.

Manjushri Bodhisattva was about to give a rebuttal, and turned to meet Lingji Bodhisattva’s gaze. He seemed to understand something, and he smiled and nodded and said: “Venerable Lingji is right. I think Tang Sanzang is in retreat.”

“This is very good, very good. In that case, we will return to the Western Heaven and tell Maitreya Buddha that Tang Sanzang is in retreat.” Lingji Bodhisattva said.

The two figures slowly disappeared.

Within Lishan.

For the two people suddenly appearing near Lishan, the old mother Lishan felt it easily.

She was meditating, did she send the two people to a permanent rest with a single sword, or destroyed their bodies?

However, in the midst of meditation, the two went away in despair.

This makes Mrs. Lishan a little depressed, what are you going for? Stay a while.

Lingji and Manjusri, two bodhisattvas, didn’t know that they had strolled around Guimenguan.

If you stay for a while, it might not be so easy to leave.

Seeing the two people leave, the old mother Lishan didn’t make a move, after all, the teacher was unknown.

If you continue to sway in Lishan, you must give them a sword to let them be in despair.

“What’s wrong?”

Tang Yu appeared behind her and said softly.

“It’s Lingji and Manjusri, come to Lishan to be happy, and count them going fast.” The old mother Lishan held Xiaoling in her arms; “I tell you, little girl, next time you see a bald head, you will eat it. he.”

Xiao Ling giggled, the tentacles on his head danced, and a bloodthirsty light burst into his eyes.

There was an eager posture of wanting to go to Lingshan to eat some food right away.

Tang Yu took a breath and hugged Xiao Ling over: “You don’t need to listen to her, listen to me, don’t eat.”

If Xiao Ling stayed with Lishan’s mother for a period of time, Tang Yu would not doubt that he would definitely become a little demon.

For example, Ling Xue now has learned to play tricks on people.

The temperament is similar to that of Lishan’s mother, beating, lively, and naughty.

Xiao Ling blinked his eyes and looked aggrieved: “I see, Dad.”

The old mother Lishan snorted: “Those bald heads should eat as they please, it’s okay.”

“I listen to Dad.” Xiao Ling blinked and giggled.

“Good boy.” Tang Yu touched her little head with relief.

The little guy grows up and knows he is obedient.

The old mother Lishan looked at Tang Yu with a sad expression.

Western sky.

As the Lingji Manjusri two Bodhisattvas returned to Lingshan, they reported to Maitreya Buddha that Tang Sanzang was indeed in retreat.

However, Maitreya Buddha rubbed his head with pain and regret.

The reason why I rub my head is because I drank too much, and I have a headache at the moment,

Regrettably, he even took out his cigarette and Erguotou and smoked it with the Jade Emperor.

Now it can be said that he is really empty.

As usual, if you drink too much, you must smoke one after you wake up.

This is a fart.

Not even a cigarette butt is gone.

At the same time, the Jade Emperor was also regretting.

Sighing.

At that time, Heavenly Court quit smoking, and he took all those cigarettes up, so that each person could only smoke two cigarettes a day.

At the beginning of the early morning, the gods were watching eagerly, waiting for the Jade Emperor to smoke.

But it’s gone, and it’s a fart.

The Jade Emperor frowned and looked towards the gods below: “After many days of hard work, I have made a major breakthrough in quitting smoking in the heavens. I am very pleased. I believe you all know that smoking is harmful to your health, so I The decision, if you can completely quit smoking, it will be a great joy for you and Tianting.”

If you can quit smoking, there is no need to waste money.

As for what smoking is harmful to health, the gods did not take it seriously.

Are they immortal bodies still afraid of this health problem?

However, some witty people, such as Taibaijinxing, became contemplative.

What does your majesty mean?

Isn’t there no cigarettes today?

You know, the gods are all waiting.

The reason why the daily morning session is so active is entirely because you can receive cigarettes.

“I have decided to take the lead in leading everyone to quit smoking. I hope everyone can restrain themselves.” The Jade Emperor said majesticly.

The gods looked at each other, but no one spoke.

But there was some dissatisfaction in my heart.

Just such a simple hobby, do you want to deprive it of your Majesty?

“Your Majesty.”

The gods responded in unison.

“Report.”

A heavenly soldier ran in in a panic: “Enjoy your majesty, Tianhe Ruoshui moves again, exuding a black air that seems to exist or not.”

The Jade Emperor stepped out step by step and had already arrived at the weak water of Tianhe.

The weak level is quiet and there is no wave, but it exudes a black mist that seems to be like nothing, vaguely with a frightening atmosphere, and it begins to spread gradually.