Journey To The West: Poor Monks Do Not Want To Take The Western Classics

Chapter 670: Ready to fight for cigarettes

The gods looked at Brother Lai in disbelief.

Especially the Jade Emperor and Maitreya Buddha, the two of them had already raised their wine glasses and seemed to be ready to drink.

However, it fell from the sky with the coming brother.

I smashed the table in front of them directly.

The soup was sprinkled on the bodies of the two people, but the two people still maintained a toasting posture.

Time seems to be frozen at this moment.

Accompanied by an oops.

Brother Lai shook his head and stood up from the ground, then rubbed his face again, sighed in his mouth, and took a breath.

This big mouth fan is really ruthless.

I’m blinded by my brother.

There are small stars in front of me, and I thought I was being fucked to the Milky Way.

It took a long time for my brother to wake up, and then he looked around.

His eyes widened involuntarily.

I thought I had done the Milky Way for myself, but I had done it for myself to the Heavenly Court.

Obviously, Heavenly Court is preparing a banquet.

The surrounding mist was so clear, accompanied by the smell of meat drifting in between Brother Lai’s breath.

“You…” At this time, the Jade Emperor came back to his senses, burped, and burped a drink: “You came to our heavenly court and damaged our banquet for no reason. There are no two packs of cigarettes in this matter, and we are endless with you. ”

Don’t look at the anger on the surface of the Jade Emperor.

In fact, I was a little secretly happy in my heart.

It just so happened that my cigarettes were about to be gone. I took advantage of this matter and wanted to get two packs of cigarettes for free from my brother.

Want smoke?

Just kidding.

Little did he realize that at this moment, Brother Lai looked at cigarettes more importantly than his own life.

Want smoke? Go dreaming.

Maitreya Buddha also stood up all of a sudden: “The former Buddha is now the King of Ten Thousand Demons. You still don’t know the sin. If you return to Lingshan with this seat, this seat will definitely beg the saints to let them take their actions lightly.”

Just bring Lai Ge back to Lingshan.

Then the cigarettes are controlled by their Buddhism.

Of course, the main source is Tang Sanzang.

But they didn’t dare to go to Tang Sanzang’s face and chat with him now. Otherwise, it would be easy to be slapped to death.

And when it was in Luojia Mountain, Maitreya Buddha knew that Tang Sanzang gave Lai Ge a large amount of cigarettes.

Originally, he came to Heavenly Court for this.

He even wanted to join forces with the Jade Emperor to attack the Kingdom of Ten Thousand Demons to seize cigarettes.

Watching the two people come, my brother rubbed his face, his expression was calm.

He opened his mouth and just wanted to say something.

However, I thought this was in the heaven.

What if you must mention that shameless person who is suddenly looking at yourself unpleasantly and giving yourself a big mouth?

Okay, brother doesn’t eat big mouths.

He has to withdraw, as long as he returns to his own territory is safe.

And he could also see that Maitreya Buddha and Jade Emperor both drank a bit too much in front of him, and even blackmailed himself because he suddenly broke the two tables, which was not enough.

I want to come here for so many years.

He has always blackmailed others, so how can he endure other blackmails from him?

“We never wanted something like this to happen, and it disturbed the great banquet of the heavenly court. We are really sorry for this. As for the issue of cigarettes, it is not impossible, but we need to return to our own turf to get it. I will send it to you later, what do you think?” Lai Ge said with a calm expression and smiled. The small eyes were narrowed into a slit, and it was unclear whether they were open or closed.

Maitreya Buddha and Jade Emperor looked at each other.

Both of them are not stupid, naturally it is impossible for Brother Lai to return to the Kingdom of Ten Thousand Demons so easily.

What if I can’t get out?

“Huh, how much do you have?” The Jade Emperor began to negotiate.

As long as Brother Lai has the same goods, he doesn’t want to entangle too much.

Maitreya Buddha began to worry secretly.

If the brother comes to give the smoke to the Jade Emperor, what can they do with Buddhism?

Under the comments of the gods, Brother Lai changed the cigarette case and brought it over.

He gestured to two people, it was empty.

Fearing that the two of them would not be able to see clearly, Brother Lai directly tore the cigarette case open.

Brother Lai suddenly felt a pain in the flesh.

You know, there are still a lot of along the leaves below, wasted.

If you pour it on paper and pick up a few cigarette butts, you can roll it up again.

“Really no more.” Lai Ge sighed and raised the cigarette butt in his hand to show that he hadn’t lied.

Suddenly the Jade Emperor and Maitreya frowned.

“There are still some things in the Ten Thousand Demons Nation, so let’s say goodbye.”

After saying this, Brother Lai ran away at a fast speed.

You can’t run without running.

If it’s just a simple Jade Emperor and Maitreya Buddha, Brother Lai is still fearless, even if he can’t beat him, he can still retreat all over.

Besides, this is in the heavenly court, and the loss is not one’s own in the fight.

But just because he was in the heavenly court, he didn’t dare to do it rashly.

Let’s not talk about Hongjun for now, just give yourself a big mouth if you think you are not pleasing to the eye.

At the thought of Zhun mention, Lai Ge gritted his teeth and grunted.

What is it?

Snatching cigarettes in an upright manner, that’s not a big deal.

That is to say, I can’t beat him. If not, Brother Lai will have to find him directly and kill him.

He was even considering whether to inform the old third.

Just thinking about it, there is no need to trouble the third child.

After all, it’s a big-mouth thing.

“Where are you going?”

The Jade Emperor and Maitreya Buddha shouted at the same time, and rushed to chase after Brother Maitreya.

Just when the clouds took off, the two people’s heads were dizzy at the same time, and they surged up, each vomiting.

Taking advantage of this time, Brother Lai had already disappeared.

Chasing brother to the Ten Thousand Demons Country?

They asked themselves if they were not so bold.

Behind the Ten Thousand Demon Kingdom is Tang Sanzang, and Luo Hu is now also in the Ten Thousand Demon Kingdom.

If it was the Jade Emperor and Maitreya Buddha, they would ask Brother Shanglai and Luo Hu that they had no chance of winning.

“damn it.”

The Jade Emperor wiped his mouth and cursed.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Maitreya Buddha burped and said: “Jade Emperor, this seat believes that now the Ten Thousand Demon Kingdom has reached the point where it has to be eliminated. Now the Ten Thousand Demon Kingdom plus the strength of the Demon Race is enough to influence the Three Realms. In one, you and me and others can also take the opportunity to ask for some cigarettes.”

The head of Jade Emperor’s drink was buzzing, a little up, but it hadn’t completely floated up yet: “What if Tang Sanzang intervenes?”

If Tang Sanzang really intervenes, then no matter how many of them they are, they will be given for nothing.

Even if Hongjun made the shot, Tang Sanzang could not be beaten, so this had to be taken into consideration.

“This seat has sent someone to investigate Tang Sanzang’s whereabouts, but Tang Sanzang has been in retreat some time ago. If this seat is good, he should be in retreat now. Taking advantage of this opportunity, we can just get rid of the ten thousand monsters in one fell swoop. The kingdom and the demons, even if they reach the saints, we are also for the balance and stability of the Three Realms. This is a great merit.”

Maitreya Buddha said slowly.