Godly Fisherman

Xiao Peng didn't let people follow him, but can everyone not follow him? However, they are definitely not going to help, but to be a photographer to join in the fun, each holding a mobile phone in his hand, ready to record at any time-in Eminem’s words, as long as you don’t take a gun, Xiao Peng It's a kid with a punch.

They don’t think it’s a big deal to watch the excitement. How boring is just drinking? How fun is it to see Xiao Peng beating people?

Even Qiao Jason didn't care about his FBI identity. He called it to control Xiao Peng to avoid making mistakes, and followed behind with his mobile phone.

As a result, when the dispute occurred, Xiao Peng scratched his head, and the nightclub security guards did maintain there, but it was not Kendall's boyfriend who brought the people, but a group of women fighting there.

To be precise, it was a group of girls who beat a girl, and the girl who was beaten had blood on her face, and she scratched and scratched.

"I didn't steal anything!" The girl's face was mixed with tears and blood, still defending.

Xiao Peng was taken aback after hearing this, the girl's accent was obviously not a local accent, it was a bit of Eastern Europe.

He just came from Greece and is more sensitive to this accent.

As a result, a girl kicked her hard, holding an open backpack in her hand: "This is your bag, the evidence is solid! Do you still say we wronged you?"

"I don't know! I don't know how your things are in my bag! Someone is framing me!" the beaten girl said.

"Who will frame you? Do you think it was a few years ago?" another girl sneered.

Xiao Peng finally squeezed in, seeing this scene, shook his head and prepared to leave.

Whether the girl was wronged or stole something, he is not a policeman, that is what the police should take care of. Didn't you even pretend to see nothing if you didn't see this Joe Jason?

He was about to turn around and leave when the girl who was being beaten saw him, and she looked confused.

Xiao Peng thought she recognized that she wanted to ask for help, but the girl said something that made Xiao Peng extremely speechless: "Long live the unbreakable fighting friendship!" The words were still in Chinese, and the words were perfectly round.

"Huh?" Xiao Peng stopped for a moment, and looked at the girl with a puzzled look.

The girl saw Xiao Peng stop, her expression on her face was excited, and she talked to Xiao Peng whisperingly. Now it was Xiao Peng's turn to be completely speechless--he couldn't understand it.

But there are many Greek loanwords in her language. what language is this?

But there is one word that Xiao Peng understands: Albania.

Xiao Peng was a little puzzled: "Are you an Albanian?"

If it is Albanian, it is not surprising that there are Greek loanwords in the girl's language: they are neighbors to Greece.

The girl who was beaten nodded desperately, and then suddenly took her bag back from the girl who kicked him just now, flipped through it like crazy, and finally turned over a watch and held it in front of Xiao Peng with a pitiful face. Xiao Peng said, "Help me!" She finally recovered, this time speaking English.

Xiao Peng took a look at the watch she was holding. Hey, it was an old ‘Pluton’ watch from 40 to 50 years ago. Is this still available now? But this is sure, this is indeed an Albanian girl, there are many such old things over there.

The girl who kicked her also recovered at this time:

"Do you dare to **** the bag back?" He lifted his foot and tried to kick the girl, but this time she didn't hit him. Xiao Peng had already pulled the beaten girl directly to his side. She couldn't help herself with this kick, and she came directly to a "horse with one word".

This girl had obviously practiced, and a word horse was a piece of cake for her, but it was a coincidence that she was wearing a pair of jeans today and only heard a ‘stab’. The crotch of the jeans was torn apart.

Xiao Peng shook his head: "Don't practice such difficult moves with these pants."

Seeing the girl deflated, a group of young men and women walked up directly. Some people pulled the girl up from the ground in a hurried manner, while others surrounded Xiao Peng.

Xiao Peng ignored those and helped the Albanian girl from the ground: "How about? I'll take you to the hospital now? Do you need to call the police?"

He said ‘call the police’, but the young people were happy. One of the Huaxia people said: “Call the police? Huaxia people, do you know who I am?”

Xiao Peng looked back at him: "I'm not your father, how do you know who you are? Uh, sorry, I'm sorry for what I said. If I am your father, I have to wait for me to ask your mother to know!"

These young people should really be a little bit sophisticated, otherwise they would dare to hit people in this nightclub. The security guards here said they were fighting, but they just watched them hit this Albanian girl. This is an obvious deflection of the frame.

The young man was taken aback, and asked his friends around him: "What does he mean by this?"

The person next to him said silently, "He means he slept with your mother!"

"You are looking for death!" The young man was furious after hearing this! It was a punch to Xiao Peng's face.

As a result, when he took a step forward, he didn't know where a wine glass appeared under his feet. He only heard a scream, and he fell on all fours.

The fall was really serious, and he fainted from the fall!

Xiao Peng blinked, "Are the cleaners here all furnishings? Why are there not wine bottles or wine glasses on the ground?"

Kardashian looked carefully. Xiao Peng took a wine glass from another wine table and kept it in his hand. When the boy rushed to Xiao Peng just now, he just threw the wine glass to the ground and kicked it gently. It was at the feet of that boy, that's why he fell so badly.

"Let's go," There was a mess over there, and Xiao Peng directly took the Albanian girl's hand: "Follow me!"

After talking about dragging the girl back to their deck, and took out a small medicine bottle from his pocket, which was the trauma medicine he prepared: "Put it on your face, you can heal your trauma. Don't worry. , Will not leave scars."

The girl and Xiao Peng heard that there would be no scars, and quickly took the medicine bottle and wiped them on their faces. No matter what kind of woman, she is afraid of disfigurement. What made people scratch just now is the scar on her face. Hastily took out a small mirror from his bag and smeared medicine on his face.

Zhuo Dandeng watched the girl put medicine on her face, and grabbed Xiao Peng's neck: "I said Xiao, what's the matter? I just kept saying that I don't want a girl, but now it's better, and he brought one back. What does this mean? Seeing that we are declining one by one, find a young girl to have fun for ourselves? Your vision is not good!"

Xiao Peng said sternly: "First of all, I just extended a helping hand

That's it. Secondly, I never think you are old. I believe anyone with eyes would not think so; the last point I think you said is a bit heavy. This little girl doesn't look so ugly, right? Why is my vision not so good? "

Zhuo Dandeng disdain: "You forgot what I did? Model! Look at the clothes she wears, and her jewelry. They are all cheap stalls. But you have to come to such a place. What does it mean to play? I just want to make money from a man? Today, she didn't get in vain for this beating, and caught your big beetle. Xiao, don't say I scare you, if you really have anything to do with her , That can take off your skin."

After hearing Zhuo Dandeng's words, Xiao Peng couldn't laugh or cry: "Hey, you're going to be a mother again soon, so don't talk so poisonously, okay?"

Zhuo Dandeng had a grudge on his face: "If you know that you will dislike being a mother, I will consider having this child in a few years!"

Xiao Peng was completely speechless: "Zhuo Dan, if you do this again, I will be... I will be..."

"What are you doing?" Zhuo Dandeng blinked, "Do you spank me like before? Then come on!"

After speaking, she pouted her ass.

Xiao Peng was completely speechless: "Well, a woman who is a mother can't afford it!"

Kardashian smiled after hearing this: "Zhuo Dan, just let Xiao go. He didn't save this girl because she was young and beautiful, but because of what the girl said to him just now, right?"

Xiao Peng held out his thumb at Kardashian: "I'm still smart Kardashian, yes, I really saved her because of that sentence."

Kardashian asked curiously: "I don't think you didn't want to care about it at first, but after hearing this, you just took care of it. What did she say?"

Xiao Peng smiled and said: "It's just a sentence of'long live the unbreakable fighting friendship', this sentence is very common, but it was said by the greatest leader of our country himself, so I just helped it."

"Uh, just because of this?" Kardashian was also a little confused when she heard that, she thought the girl would say something like ‘Accept by Body’.

Xiao Peng nodded and said: "It is indeed because of this. Although this country has a bad relationship with us now, we Chinese people are tolerant, so we remember their good."

When China returned to the United Nations, the leading country was the joint proposal of 23 countries including Albania. And because of its role in Europe, many people said that China’s return to the United Nations was brought into the United Nations by African brothers. In fact, in Europe, only Malta voted against it, and the rest either agreed or abstained. In Africa, although 26 affirmative votes were received, 15 against it.

Of course, the African black brother cannot be blamed for this. After all, most Africans at the time didn’t even know where Huaxia was. The principle they followed was: whoever gave the most assistance would vote for whoever, and at that time there was always Made trouble for this.

Now many young people don’t even know where Albania is, but in China, there are no Chinese people over fifty who don’t know Albania. At that time, listening to Albanian songs and watching Albanian movies was the greatest fashion!

It's a pity that this country really played it to death.

On the road to death by tricks, they ranked second, no one ranked first!