Godly Fisherman

Kendall's boyfriend made 50CENT curse, and looked at 50CENT. Despite his unwillingness, he still chose to shut up.

Xiao Peng looked at Kendall's boyfriend and shook his head, and said to Kendall, "Kendall, it's no wonder that you are changing boyfriends soon. You have a problem with your vision. Isn't it shameful to bring such a boyfriend out?"

After hearing Xiao Peng’s words, Kendal hadn’t spoken yet. His boyfriend couldn’t help it anymore. He pointed to Xiao Peng and said, "What are you talking about! Do you know who I am? I tell you, you know who I am with. Is it a friend?"

Xiao Peng took out his ears and didn't even look at him. Instead, he turned his head and said to Kendall, "There is a kind of man who is the most embarrassing. That is my dad and my mom, my buddy, my friend, and me. Who are my classmates, my neighbors, how powerful they are, and how powerful they are Barabara, is that they never mention the vain self."

"This can only be blamed on you." Kendall wanted to stop her boyfriend from speaking at the beginning. After hearing Xiao Peng say this, he ignored her boyfriend. Instead, he leaned his head on Xiao Peng's shoulder with a grieving expression on Xiao. Peng said: "Who made you engaged at such a young age? If you are not a couple with Emilia, how good would we be together?"

Xiao Peng shook his head: "Stop it, Kendall, we can be very good friends, but we will definitely not be very good lovers. We Chinese people are traditional and conservative. We have been with you who love to show up for a long time. , I won’t feel comfortable if I don’t talk about it."

"Xiao, are you too conservative? What age is this?" Kendall said.

Xiao Peng smiled and shook his head: "Regardless of the age, girls who are more beautiful and open may be more popular with men, but when it comes to getting married and having children, women with traditional virtues are more popular. Of course, this is also in line with others. Different classes are related. If I am poor and a beautiful and rich woman like you looks at me, let me be the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles."

Bloomberg laughed and patted Xiao Peng on the shoulder: "I didn't have any money when I knew you, but then I knew you would be successful. It turns out that I still have a vision. ."

McAfee smiled and said: "Xiao, you can conquer any woman with your cooking skills. If a woman wants to conquer a man, she must first conquer his stomach, and vice versa. If I am a woman, it’s yours. I will also want to marry you for cooking."

Xiao Peng curled his lips: "Come on! McAfee, whoever believes these words has water in his head, I have never seen a man looking for a mistress because she cooks delicious food."

McAfee laughed loudly.

"Teenage Ninja Turtles?" Kendal didn't understand the meaning of the word: "Why did you suddenly get involved with cartoon characters?"

McAfee pointed to Kendall’s boyfriend who was angrily on one side and said: "I know what this means. Now this stupid boy is your boyfriend, but you are so close to Xiao Peng, then now this boy is the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. ."

Xiao Peng asked puzzledly: "Kendall, why are you with such a stupid person?"

Regardless of her boyfriend’s face, Kendall said directly: “No way, everyone on earth knows that I need attention. Now those big-name players are becoming more and more savvy, so I’m looking for a younger guy to play with. It can only be counted as a new attempt by me."

"You guys and dogs! I'm going to kill you!" Kendall's little man finally couldn't help it, and jumped directly from the sofa. At Kendall and Xiao

Peng rushed over,

Xiao Peng had been staring at him a long time ago. Just when he got up from the sofa, a wine bottle magically appeared on his foothold. Kendall’s boyfriend stepped directly on the wine bottle. Xiao Peng leaned over in front of him.

Xiao Peng didn’t even move. He just cocked Erlang’s legs on the same spot, but moved the position of the soles of the shoes, and only heard a'pop', and everyone saw Kendal’s face stuck to Xiao Peng’s. On the sole.

Xiao Peng blinked and said, "It turns out I always heard that some people kicked and kicked their faces. I really saw it today. Hey, we Chinese people pay attention to men with gold under their knees. Kneel to heaven and knees. Parents don’t kneel to others. Don’t talk to us. Like those unpromising international students, they have gone abroad to kneel down on the street."

What Xiao Peng said was really not nonsense, but something that happened in Maple Leaf country some time ago.

Speaking of a group of Chinese students studying in Maple Leaf, they shared a house there. As a result, a political dispute occurred between the two sides for the housekeeping expenses of 60 Canadian dollars. One of them called a few classmates and killed them with baseball bats. Coming, arrogant and domineering.

Opposite is a young couple. Don't look at their defenseless hands, but they didn't rush to see the situation and called the police directly. Several Maple Leaf police arrived at the scene, because they knew that these people were armed with weapons when they received the police, so after the police arrived, they didn't do anything and directly asked them to kneel and hold their heads in their hands. Those who dare to resist will be sent back to the country lightly, and the heavy will be shot directly.

So seven or eight international students, male and female, knelt on the ground and held their heads to admit their mistakes. It was spectacular.

These people in their dens have cleaned up in minutes after they went abroad.

But these inconspicuous things lost Hua Xia's face, so he knelt to the foreigner. Xiao Peng knew that this must be uncomfortable. Now it's all right. It is the foreigner's turn to kneel for him.

Eminem shook his head, picked up the wine glass and clinked with Xiao Peng: "You said that the people of the angels of **** carry your photo with them for fear that they won't recognize you, so why would anyone dare to do it with you?"

Xiao Peng finished drinking and said with a smile: "You all saw it. I didn't do anything. He just knelt up and kicked the soles of my shoes with his own face. Isn't that a touch of porcelain?"

Eminem coughed twice: "I'm even more curious where this wine bottle comes from."

Xiao Peng shrugged and said: "Actually, I also really want to know who is so unethical and throwing wine bottles everywhere...Es Cube, stop smoking that **** cigar, I didn't see Zhuo Dan Deng. The belly is big again? Are you smoking a cigar next to him? This is a crime! Do you respect pregnant women?"

Zhuo Dandeng kissed Xiao Peng on the cheek after hearing it, "Xiao still knows that it hurts people."

Kendall pretended to be jealous and said, "You are not honest if you are pregnant. No, you can't let you kiss by yourself." After finishing talking, he kissed Xiao Peng on the other side of the face.

McAfee looked envious: "When I was young, a group of beautiful women rushed to invite me like this."

Bloomberg did not hesitate to expose him: "First, at that time you gave money, and second, the quality of your women at that time was not as good as the girls around Xiao."

"Damn it, Michael, when was your mouth so poisonous?" McAfee said angrily.

Bloomberg shrugged: "What did Yang Meng teach me, what did he say? Oh, you have to slap someone in the face, and you have to expose a short curse. That's right, that's it!"

Xiao Peng covered his face: "The original sentence of this sentence is, "Slap people without slapping their faces, and curse people without revealing shortcomings."

Nonsense! "

Bloomberg thought about it a little bit: "I still think what Mengzi said is reasonable. Why should I consider leaving room for the opponent if it is the opponent?"

"Hey, Michael, you mean I am your enemy?" McAfee dissatisfied.

Bloomberg nodded: "Since you took the maul to find our happy place, you have been my lifelong enemy."

Several people talked and laughed, ignoring Kendall's boyfriend who was lying on the ground with blood on his face.

Her boyfriend got up from the ground and watched Xiao Peng gritted his teeth and said, "You are looking for death!"

Xiao Peng was taken aback: "Dude, do you say it again? I went and everyone saw it. You fell and touched me. I didn't even move. Okay! Don't rely on me! It belongs to Porcelain! Be careful, I really sue you for framing!"

"You have a kind!" Kendal's boyfriend left this sentence, turning around and leaving regardless of the nosebleeds on his face.

Xiao Peng watched him leave and shook his head: "The young people nowadays will say something cruel and then run away?"

50CENT shrugged: "I'm going to make a few calls and ask someone to come over."

Xiao Peng puzzled: "Dare he come back?"

50Cnet sighed: "I miss China now. The law and order is really good. Almost everyone in the Stars and Stripes country has a gun, especially these young people can't do things with their brains, and they need to make some preparations. it is good."

Xiao Peng thought for a moment: "Can they rush with guns?"

"That is unlikely." 50CENT said: "You have also seen that there are security guards at the door. Their job is to limit the number of people. After all, the number of passengers in each store is limited. If the number of people exceeds the specified number of people will be fined. It’s very ruthless. The other is to check whether the guests are carrying guns. Those with guns cannot enter here."

"That's not enough, let's play with ours, can also make some little kids scared? Zhuo Dandeng! You have a big belly and drink a big wine! Waitress, give her some juice! Yes, Kendall, you heartless, your boyfriend ran away, why are you giggling here? Don’t chase your little boyfriend?"

Kendall smiled and shrugged: "If I remember correctly, you are three or four years older than me, right? You are a little kid, how old are you?"

Xiao Peng pointed to his head, "The key is to look at this place, not age. What is it that the immature one is not a kid?"

Kardashian was also amused: "Look at your bull, you are guarding Mr. Bloomberg and Mr. McAfee. You said that, don't you think it's a bit bragging?"

Bloomberg laughed after hearing this: "Shaw is much more mature than you think, at least much stronger than the one next to me."

McAfee looked helpless: "Bloomberg, you can't do it if I don't get drunk today! Come on, let's fight one today!"

"Don't just fight for the two of you! Come together, let's not get drunk or return today ------ Zhuo Dandeng, except you!" Xiao Peng raised his glass and said.

"Come on! Drink it!"

With the arrival of Xiao Peng's old friend, Xiao Peng also let go, and the drinking atmosphere was naturally much better. But this happiness didn’t last long. Soon quarrels and riots came over, and Xiao Peng frowned slightly: "Okay, it seems that little kid has really found someone. Drink it, I'll take care of it. ."