Godly Fisherman

The state of Alabama in the Stars and Stripes country has always been unknown. Although there are 67 counties below, there are few that can be named by Chinese people. The largest city is Birmingham - not from the Eagle Country. That, with a population of 200,000, the population of Mentougou, which has the least population in the imperial capital, has more than half the population.

However, Alabama suddenly caught fire a while ago, but it was not because of any good things, but because they issued the'strictest anti-abortion order in history'.

Everyone knows that there are 50 states in the Star Strip. Each state’s laws are different, and there are also various strange laws. For example, Xiao Peng has been to Alaska several times and there is a strange law that prohibits getting drunk in a bar. !

There is a reason for this. It is cold in Alaska. What if someone leaves the bar and freezes to death after getting drunk? This is the reason why a large group of girls slept in the bar when they were drunk in the Bailu Harbor last time. It is illegal to not let them go out. For another example, in Iowa, the sale of margarine is prohibited. Understand, after all, Iowa is a big butter-making state; if Massachusetts wants to sing the national anthem, it must be finished, otherwise it will also be fined. This is understandable, people are patriotic!

But the strange laws in Alabama are more elusive. In Alabama, driving blindfolded is illegal.

Who can drive blindfolded?

But such a weird law turned out to make people laugh, but recently their new "anti-abortion law" shocked the entire Star-Stripe Nation: in Alabama, abortion is prohibited throughout the state, even if it is a strong X disorder. X For pregnant children, women must also give birth to the child. Only when the fetus will endanger the life of the mother, the mother can apply for an abortion. What if a doctor helps pregnant women have abortions? That is a felony, and the maximum sentence is life imprisonment!

This matter caused an uproar, because countries around the world are now abolishing the laws prohibiting abortion. For example, cosmetic countries have the "crime of abortion." However, on April 11 this year, their Constitutional Court ruled that the "crime of abortion" was unconstitutional by 7 to 2. Therefore, this 66-year crime is likely to lapse in 2021. Last year, Ireland also chose to abolish the abortion law. As a result, Alabama went the other way and promulgated the world’s strictest anti-abortion law. Their reason is also very high: life is supreme!

So the question is, what is the choice of women?

Of course, in Alabama, no matter what others say, a few days after the law was passed, another law was passed that people have to reach out and praise: In Alabama, what if it is a strong X offense? Direct chemical castration! This became the first state in the Star-Tiao Nation to pass such punishment measures.

People like Huaxia don’t understand Alabama, so they must feel that this state's official Tate is a tiger, two consecutive firsts! But the star-stripe country thinks it's normal: the whole star-stripe country only has one-third of acres of land that can do this. To be precise, nothing happens in Alabama by accident.

I've seen the heroine in the movie "Return to Alabama" working as a costume designer in New York, but she is embarrassed whenever someone asks where her hometown is, because her hometown is Alabama.

Xingtiao has a website called "City Dictionary", which is very famous for looking up various words.

significance. And if you search for the term ‘Alabama’ above, the explanation is: the only place in the world where you can have **** with your cousin. . . . . .

"I didn't lie to you, did I?" McAfee took back his mobile phone. He just showed Xiao Peng the definition of Alabama in the "City Dictionary": "In the Stars and Stripes, if you read about relative chaos X on the Internet In the news, netizens will add the sentence "Love Alabama" later in the comments. This is a well-known local folk song. It can also be regarded as the unofficial state song of Alabama, but now there is something else. Meaning, in simple terms, is synonymous with chaotic X."

Xiao Peng asked puzzledly: "Why did Alabama be buckled with Random X?"

Bloomberg explained the problem: "In fact, there is no official data that proves that Alabamas are more inclined to marry close relatives, but the state's education and economic levels are too low, and the state's average IQ is not high. It is a standard. “Red Neck State”. How to say that in our country, the average life expectancy is the last in Alabama; the per capita income is the last in Alabama; the education level per capita is the second in Alabama, just Their hard brother Louisiana is better, but Louisiana still has an NBA Pelicans, and Alabama? Nothing. Oh, the University of Alabama football is pretty good."

McAfee added: "The southern states of the Stars and Stripes are actually quite poor. But in other states there is a big city supporting the facade, Georgia has Atlanta; Louisiana has New Orleans; even Tennessee There is also Nashville in the state, but what about Alabama? There is no hair."

Xiao Peng was completely confused now: "How could there be such a state in the Star Striped Nation? I have been to Alaska, and it was poor there, but that was because of the vastness of the land and the scarcity of people. Why is Alabama so poor?

McAfee laughed and said, "The infrastructure in that place is quite backward. You know that our Star Striped Nation is a'country on wheels', but there is a lack of highways, so many Alabamas live in extremely closed small communities. Here. Some high school graduates in Alabama choose to go to college in a'big city' like Birmingham, and they will feel a strong cultural shock. If they are allowed to go to New York, it will feel like going abroad.'Cotton State', Everyone understands."

"Cotton State?" Xiao Peng heard a new term.

McAfee nodded and said: "The original nickname of the state of Alabama. At that time, the most common economy in the southern farm estates of the Star-Stripe Country was Alabama. Now 70% of the population there is white, and the rest are mostly black slaves. To this day, they are still staunch'Southern faction'. Well, they were the cornerstone of the Confederate States of America back then."

"During the Civil War of the Stars and Stripes, the countries formed by the Southern Army that supported slavery, called the Confederate States of America, fought happily with the North. Although the South ended in failure, there were a few in the South. State, slavery still has a deep impact today."

"In their eyes, this is a proud thing. It is the struggle of Alabamas against invaders to defend their homes and property. You go to Alabama now, and you can see statues of southern generals everywhere. Alabama’s homes will have the Confederate States

The flag is not the flag of the Stars and Stripes. The state flag of Alabama is actually derived from the flag of the Southern Army during the Civil War. Now the whole Star-Tangled Nation is talking about ‘zhengzhi correct’ racial equality, and the Alabamas are still there praising their slave-owner ancestors, regretting how they lost the civil war. "

Hearing McAfee's explanation, Xiao Peng was dumbfounded: "Damn, I died early in the morning."

McAfee was stunned: "What does this mean?"

Xiao Peng said: "Oh, this is a joke in our country to describe people behind."

Bloomberg laughed and said: "When you arrive in Alabama, the most common dress is a beer belly and a mustache; a baseball cap with a national flag, a small vest and large jeans, and a beer in your hand forever."

Xiao Peng patted his hands: "Isn't this the standard equipment for your so-called "Red Neck"? I also know people dressed like this in Arizona, but they are very good."

"Well, Arizona is much better than that. The Alabamas are a fighting nation in the Star-Stripe Nation. Everyone is embarrassed to go out without two guns, and the living environment there is very bad, so one by one All of them have the ability to survive in the wild. You have seen that girl fights just now. There is no skill, but the attack is cruel, that is, willing to kill, the standard Alabama." Bloomberg said lightly: "Forrest Gump Read the True Story? A-Gump is mentally retarded, where is he from? He is from Alabama. That is to say, because Alabamas are not high in IQ, and children born out of chaos X will have low IQ, so Star Stripe people mentioned it Alabama is chaotic X. Although there is no introduction in the movie, it is written in the book that Forrest Gump’s father and mother are relatives, and then a stevedore, who killed the banana while working ------ it is also considered to be Is the advanced level black? Saying that Forrest Gump's situation is genetic, do you understand that?"

Xiao Peng whistled: "Cultural differences. We Chinese people don't understand the background here. How can we think of so much? When we look at it, we lament his mother's greatness. Who knows there are such stories hidden behind them."

McAfee smiled and said, "We all in Star Stripe country understand."

Xiao Peng asked curiously, "So aren't Alabamas angry?"

McAfee lighted a cigar and shrugged: "They still think this is praising their Alabamas for their great achievements. They don't like reading anyway. How can they understand the meaning in the original?"

Xiao Peng sighed, not knowing what to say.

Bloomberg said: "In the entire Stars and Stripes Nation, Arp’s largest ticket warehouse is Alabama, where almost all people support Arp. Although Arp says'make the Stars and Stripes great again,' in fact, it's'make the white people great again.' 'Great again', this is very much in the taste of the Alabamas, so basically, no matter what Arp says, the Alabamas will support it. If we want to run for president, it is a state that must be abandoned. There is no hope of earning Arp. There are **** supporters of Arp."

McAfee said: "If Xiao passes, it may change the result."

Bloomberg shook his head: "It's even more useless when he goes."

Xiao Peng was taken aback: "What does this have to do with me?"