Godly Fisherman

"Dad, what's wrong?" Oceanus woke up with a puzzled face. This morning, Xiao Peng had washed his hands 20 times.

Julia smiled and said: "Don't ask, you can only rely on Emilia to solve this problem."

Emilia went to the bathroom to look at Xiao Peng who was washing her hands there: "My dear. Do you mean to let me find a fiance again?"

Xiao Peng's eyes widened: "Why?"

Emilia pointed to the bathroom: "You washed your hands there this morning."

Xiao Peng said bitterly, "Can you blame me? You don't know what happened last night, the picture is too spicy."

Emilia smiled and said, "Who can be to blame? Didn't you say that you have experience in delivering wolves?"

Xiao Peng sighed, "But that's a human being after all. I'm about to have a psychological shadow now. You don't know how disgusting it is."

Emilia shook her head: "This is a psychological shadow? Then I ask you, what if you have a childbirth in the future?"

"Parenting?" Xiao Peng was taken aback after hearing this. Immediately recovered. Now Huaxia has also begun to popularize this thing, which is to let the relatives accompany the mother to give birth to the child, so that the mother can reduce the psychological pressure, so as to achieve the goal of smooth delivery.

Emilia nodded: "You wouldn't say you didn't accompany me when I gave birth and let me give birth by myself? Julia told me that the situation was more terrifying, but it was bloody. I heard Many men immediately lost the idea of ​​intimacy with their wives when they saw it."

Xiao Peng: "...What you said is too graphic, I can imagine it."

Emilia said: "You can't let me work **** the operating table to give birth to your old Xiao family? Wouldn't you accompany me? Wouldn't it be more disgusting than what you saw last night?"

Xiao Peng was stunned. To tell the truth, he really hadn't considered the issue of paternity. However, in Xiao Peng's mind, whether this is a good thing or a bad thing, I really want to say something else.

Although the husband’s paternity has been popular in foreign countries for decades, it has been tepid since its appearance in the 1990s in China until today. There is a reason.

This husband is going to accompany the mother to give birth, which can indeed relieve the mother’s psychological pressure to a great extent, but what if he is a husband who has a lot of grievances and complaints? That is not to relieve psychological pressure, it is to increase psychological pressure.

In addition, some men faint and join in the fun inside. After looking at them, they lie down directly on the ground. Should they take care of the mother or the husband?

The most important thing is: the visual impact of the childbirth scene on the man is too great: taking out a **** child from a woman, will it affect the X life between husband and wife? (That’s really not nonsense. Lao Yang knew a woman. Seventeen years ago, a husband came to give birth in a rush, and then scared her husband. He hadn’t lived with X for several years. He cheated and others just didn’t touch her. The last two ended up in divorce.)

Emilia doesn't care about Xiao Peng's expression: "What, my dear, do you mean let me go to the operating table by myself?"

Xiao Peng shook his head desperately: "Why? Of course I will be responsible for collecting the fields I planted. Then I will drive the doctors and nurses home, and I will deliver your baby."

Emilia laughed after hearing this: "Well, you just need to have this sentence. How, compared to the situation you had to face back then, what are you now?"

Xiao Peng wiped his hands after hearing this: "Yes, I'll give birth to Piggy."

"Have you delivered Piggy?"

"Um... I'll deliver Piggy back when I go back!"

"What happened to the two in the end?"

Xiao Peng shrugged: "The female is okay. It's just a little bit of X-track torn, and the walking is affected. Take some medicine and rest for a few days. But as for the man, it's miserable. The buried beads are crowded. A lump caused great damage to the cavernous body. I don't know if modern medicine can solve this problem. If it can't solve this problem, his gadget will only serve as a display in the future except for peeing."

"Eh, what you said is disgusting."

"Can you blame me? I asked him to get into the bead without problems, he asked for it!"

Back at the dinner table, Oceanus asked timidly: "Dad, are you okay?"

Xiao Peng shrugged: "What can I do? Okay, hurry up and eat. Today, Dad will teach you to dive!"

"Awesome!" Oceanus jumped up, but then said again: "But we don't have diving tools!"

Xiao Peng smiled and said, "How can you not take the things that Dad promised you to mind? Last night, I helped people a little bit. In return, they helped us prepare a full set of diving equipment. Dad is not a person who can't tell lies. , But if you promise the child, you will surely do it, so don’t worry, you kid!"

"Long live Dad!"

"You kid eat slowly, no one will rob you, don't choke!"

"Dad, I'm full, you guys should eat quickly!"

"..."

After Xiao Peng and others ate and drank enough, they went to Alex. He prepared diving equipment for the crowd, but when he got there, he first saw the woman waiting for them there yesterday.

"Um? You haven't left yet?" Xiao Peng asked.

"I have to stay and thank you, and I have to return your shirt. Mr. Samuel." The woman said to Xiao Peng.

Xiao Peng was taken aback, and then came back to his senses: "Oh, you know who I am."

"I also just learned that I saw your photo while browsing the news." The woman said.

Xiao Peng waved his hand: "These are all trivial things. Don't take it to your heart. Okay. I'm going to take my child on vacation today. I won't talk to you any more. Just take good care of your body. Keep that shirt. Let's make a memorial."

The woman has a hesitant expression.

At this moment, Emilia and the others came over. When Oceanus saw the woman, he shouted, "Mr. Jin Jia? Why are you here?"

Xiao Peng was taken aback after hearing this, and then suddenly realized that the feeling that this woman is the teacher of Oceanus, this is after seeing the report and knowing this relationship, staying here to keep herself secret for her, no wonder he just stopped talking. Emoji.

Jin Jia looked embarrassed: "Um... Oceanus, the teacher is going to travel too."

"Oh." Oceanus asked again: "Where is Mr. Greenaway? Why didn't you see him coming?"

"Oh, Mr. Greenaway wants to work, I'm traveling by myself." Jin Jia said.

Xiao Peng looked at her embarrassed expression and quickly stood up: "Mr. Jin Jia, we have to go diving, so I won’t tell you more here.

Although it is the teacher of Oceanus, then I must know that Oceanus is now asking for leave. It is not good to let the school know that he asks for leave to play. How about this, should we just assume that no one has seen anyone? "

After hearing this, Jin Jia understood Xiao Peng's meaning, and immediately smiled: "It's all my fault of thinking. Okay, let's treat it as if we haven't seen each other."

Oceanus said, "Mr. Jin Jia, my father wants to teach me to dive, otherwise you will come with us?"

After hearing this, Jin Jia shook her head desperately: "No, no, no, forget it, the teacher has things to do, so I won't be with you, you have fun." After saying goodbye to Xiao Peng, she left with a strange step Up.

"Strange, why does Teacher Jin Jia seem to be injured?" Oceanus said curiously, watching Jin Jia's pace.

Xiao Peng and others covered their faces together, and there was no way to explain such things to him.

Or Julia reacted quickly: "Yes, that's why Mr. Jin Jia came to take a vacation? Who is Mr. Greenaway you just mentioned?"

"Oh, it's Mr. Jin Jia's husband. He came to school to see Mr. Jin Jia. A very good man, we all know him." Oceanus replied.

Xiao Peng and others, you look at me and I look at you, as if you know something incredible.

However, this incident was just an episode. A few people found Alex. Alex had already prepared the diving tools, and found a car and sent them to the pier. Just like that, Xiao Peng and the others went to sea together. , Went to find a place to dive.

Xiao Peng was sitting on the bow with a cigar and blowing in the sea breeze. Not knowing what she was thinking, Julia walked over: "What are you thinking?"

"I really didn't expect that Jin Jia turned out to be a teacher. And listening to Oceanus, she still has a husband. You said it wouldn't be miserable for her to pass such a thing back? How can she raise children like this? I really feel Ou now Shinners is going to China to go to school quickly." Xiao Peng said.

After hearing Xiao Peng's words, Julia laughed: "Isn't this normal? It's not common in Greece."

"Huh?" Xiao Peng didn't understand why Julia reacted this way.

Julia smiled and said, "Am I wrong? They are also humans. Who do you think they face most all day? It's either a child or a colleague. The pressure on teachers is also great. You have to consider teaching after you get home. What kind of things, a lot of husband and wife relationships are very dull. So we also need to vent, right?"

Xiao Peng shook his head: "I dare not imagine this."

Julia smiled and said, "What is unimaginable? You watched the media report all day about female teachers and young students. The presidents of other people have married their own middle school teachers. This kind of thing is just starting to happen. I was rather shocked, and it was no surprise that I saw it a lot later. Why? Is there no such thing in China?"

Xiao Peng thought for a while: "After all, Huaxia is too big. It is not surprising that there are such things, but after all, Huaxia women are relatively conservative compared to the West, so such things are relatively rare, but male teachers molest female students. Things happen from time to time, but Hua Xia is very strict about things, as long as we catch it, we will be judged severely. After all, our Hua Xia is heavily influenced by Confucianism, and such things are spurned."

Julia's eyes rolled: "If you say so, I would like to send Oceanus to China immediately."