Godly Fisherman

It took Xiao Peng for a long time to lift the two men and women hugging each other onto the floating bed, and drag the floating bed to swim slowly to the shore. The reason was that it was slower. . . . . .

He really wants to laugh! !

Heh heh, Xiao Peng now only feels that the world is full of wonders.

The man and the woman, just like Xiao Peng thought, were ready to have some excitement, passionate in the sea, and then taking advantage of the night, the two lay on the floating bed and went to the sea to find excitement.

When I came here, everything was beautiful. The sea was crackling and I could see a group of people singing and dancing there. The excitement was beyond words. The two of them have always been there, ‘Hi, I feel that life has reached the peak, so I’ve reached a climax.’

When the two of them were happy there, there was a ‘small change’, um, it was indeed a ‘small’ change.

This man underwent the ‘bead implantation operation’, and the problem was the beads he entered.

To put it bluntly, this "beading" is to make beads on a man's little Dingding. It is a kind of "micro plastic surgery", which is generally adopted by men who are not satisfied with some parts of themselves, or men who are engaged in special occupations. Frequent surgery is done to please women.

Just like those sleeves with beads on it, burying beads into the tin can increase friction between men and women when having sex, so that women can be more satisfied when having sex. According to the way the beads are in the tin, there are two types of beads: one is that the beads can move in a limited amount after entering, which is called "live beads", and the other is that the position of beads is fixed after entering, which is called "Dead beads", the beads are made of a wide variety of materials, including plastic resin, crystal agate, stainless steel, and some people even use gold! A little Ding Ding has two weights. . . . . .

This is really trying to please women, they are the real cruel people!

Because the process of burying beads really fits that sentence: Man, be cruel to yourself.

There are roughly three ways to bury the beads: the first is to directly apply a few knives on the dingding; the second is often used in tattoo shops, directly using a piercing drill to make a hole in the dingding, and then using a reamer to enlarge it. Aperture, bury the beads in it, and finally sew them together; otherwise, it is now known as the most advanced "seamless and implantation method". In fact, there is a special beading tool, which is also to drill through the skin on the dingding to bury the beads. However, the holes are small, so no stitching is required.

But no matter which kind, it is very painful.

However, there is a sad fact: Beading does not actually increase pleasure, and it is easy to make the woman very painful, causing serious X-channel tears. Want to make women cool by being bead? Well, I can only say that I think too much.

But it can't be said that it's useless at all. After all, there are psychological hints. When a woman sees it, good fellow, Xiao Dingding looks like a mace, and she doesn't know how to be strong. There is one kind: this man's very powerful psychological suggestion.

And in China, this kind of surgery is actually done secretly in some irregular Putian hospitals. Surgical hygiene is difficult to guarantee, it might be miserable if Ding Ding is infected like a mallet.

But in the West, this kind of bead surgery is more common, and they are buried even harder!

Subject to issues such as the length and width of the tins, the Chinese men who bury the beads usually bury four to eight, with four being the most common, one on top, one on the top, one on the left, and one on the left. At first glance, it looks like a rocket propeller. Some people are more cruel to themselves, so they bury eight of them, and add four after these four. There are twelve buried in the legend, but I haven't seen it, and the maximum is eight. The most common is four.

But Westerners are different. People are more confident in their own Ding Ding: Twelve? That is the starting price! Twenty are all normal, and the little Ding Ding made is more like a big crocodile, as if it were invincible.

Uh, would a man who is confident in himself be a bead?

This man did the same, using his big crocodile and the girl to fight hard. then. . . . . . Sad reminder!

Because of the water temperature and movements, the beads he buried scattered. Stuck in an indescribable position, forced to pull it out? The pain is something a man can imagine. Want to move slowly? As a result, those beads became tighter, and in the end they couldn't be pulled out even if they tried to pull them out, and the two of them got together like this.

There is nothing strange in the world, Xiao Peng opened his eyes.

When he dragged the floating bed to swim back to the beach, the lifeboat hadn't set off yet.

The well-informed Greeks are stupid to see this scene

Eyes, let me go, this is amazing, right? One by one, they took out their mobile phones to take pictures. This is a rare occasion in a thousand years!

"Honey, are you okay?" Emilia came over and asked.

Xiao Peng shook his head: "What can I do? You give me my shirt!"

After Emilia gave him Xiao Peng’s shirt, Xiao Peng didn’t put it on by herself. Instead, he handed it to the **** the floating bed. The girl hurriedly thanked Xiao Peng, but then she got entangled. The shirt was covered. where? Cover it? The bottom is still connected together, cover it? What about the above?

"Damn! Why are you so stupid? I asked you to cover your face!" Xiao Peng said.

"Puff." There was a laugh at the scene.

Xiao Peng took Emilia and Julia back. People at the scene applauded Xiao Peng one after another. Xiao Peng waved to everyone and returned to their table.

Emilia was a little dissatisfied and said: "You just gave away the shirt I bought for you? Are you very pity for Xiangyu?"

Xiao Peng smiled bitterly: "Baby, if I don't care about her, isn't she too miserable?"

Julia smiled from ear to ear: "Too miserable? It's even worse next, are they going to be popular all over the world?"

Xiao Peng said to Julia with a serious face: "Julia, be kind!" After he finished speaking, he laughed: "You said, how should they deal with this situation?"

Emilia and Julia, look at me and I look at you: "If you can't imagine it, you can't have surgery?"

Xiao Peng smiled and said, "I'm not sure. I must send it to a big hospital for treatment. You can't let the fire brigade come with the flaring pliers?"

"You are disgusting!" Emilia and Julia smiled, and Emilia said on the cheek: "But they must be sent back to Athens in this situation. It's too slow to go back by boat, and it's not like that when flying by plane. For the late flight, the fastest one has to wait until dawn tomorrow, what do they do?"

Xiao Peng curled his lips and said: "What else can I do? Soak for a night. Still beaded? This is cool, right? From now on, Xiao Ding Ding is not necessarily easy to use or not."

Emilia gave Xiao Peng a white look: "You use the word'bub' so disgusting."

Xiao Peng laughed and said, "But isn't it enough image? Hey, this person has been rescued. Who will tell them, some music, music and beer are more suitable."

"Actually, friends match beer better than music."

There was a voice behind him, Xiao Peng took a look, uh, it was that Delas and his boyfriend Kantos again.

"Isn't it better to drink with friends? Can we sit here?" Delas asked.

Xiao Peng pointed in front of him and said, "Of course." He didn't dare to say anything that discriminated against comrades here. There were so many comrades here. If you don't say a word, you will become the public enemy of comrades.

Kontos sat down and watched Xiao Peng silent for a long time, and finally shook his head: "I think I'm starting to envy it."

"Huh? What do you envy?" Xiao Peng was puzzled by what Kantos said without thinking.

Kontos said: "You were sitting here wearing a shirt just now. I thought you wore it like this because of your bad body shape. I didn't expect you to be so good after taking off your clothes. I think many people should be jealous of you. A beauty. I even started to worry that Delas was leaving me."

Xiao Peng hurriedly waved his hand: "Don't worry about it! You guys, take a step ahead of me, and have entered a higher level of love. As for me, I haven't reached that point yet, the level is far away.

Delas blinked: "Are you married?"

"Not yet..." He just wanted to say that Emilia is his fiancée, but Delas interrupted him: "Maybe you reject women from the heart!"

Xiao Peng's face turned green, and he pointed to Emilia who was snickering and said, "This is my fiancee. We will get married soon."

After hearing this, Delas looked at Emilia carefully, and then put his disappointment on his face: "Friend, I don't know what your name is?"

Xiao Peng patted his forehead: "I was in a hurry to save someone, and I forgot to introduce myself. I am from Huaxia and my name is Xiao Peng. This is Emilia, this is Julia!"

"Julia?" Delas looked at Julia carefully: "Yeah! It's really you! I didn't recognize you without heavy make-up! I didn't expect you to be so pretty with light makeup, oh , Your skin is so good, you look better than on TV, I also use your perfume, your perfume is really good, but I have a little opinion..."

Xiao Peng watched Delas and Julia talk endlessly

He is stupid about various cosmetic collocations and makeup techniques. How can a man know so much?

Uh, he is a little sufferer. . . . . . . This is understandable.

Emilia was also dumbfounded. After a while, he said to Xiao Peng: "What you said is right, I am willing to go down. When talking about cosmetics, they are more women than me."

Delas heard Emilia's words and said: "Emilia, men are unreliable, and women have to treat themselves better. When we are old, we can only rely on ourselves."

What else can Emilia say? She nodded with a wry smile.

Delas watched Xiao Peng not speaking and suddenly asked, "According to the Huaxia people I know, homosexuality is discriminated against in China. I wonder if that is the case?"

Xiao Peng nodded and said, "There is no legal discrimination, but it is still unacceptable in the eyes of the world."

"Then you look down on us in particular?" Delas asked.

Xiao Peng desperately shook his head: "No, no, no, I swear to the sky, absolutely not. Actually, I have been doing self-examination myself. I feel that I am vulgar. You said that there is such a big place in my heart. Not a man? There are all women in it. I finally vacated a woman, but it was still a woman who came in next. After thinking about it, I came to the conclusion that I am still too vulgar. You go one step further, I can only catch up slowly behind, but I feel that I won't be able to reach your level in this life, I can only wait for the quilt."

Delas asked curiously: "Why do you say that?"

Xiao Peng said helplessly: "I said everything, I like women!"

Delas waved his hand and said, "I used to think I like women."

Xiao Peng felt that his head was too big, how can I say that I don't understand it? The old way: "Come on! Drink! Waiter, two dozen more beers!"

As a result, the waiter did not come. The man who was busy colliding with the boat just came over and said to Xiao Peng, "Hello, I am the boss here, Alex. I am glad you just offered a helping hand."

Xiao Peng waved his hand: "Xiao Peng, Huaxia, this matter is not worth mentioning, it is all supposed to be done. Are they all right?"

"No, no, they have something!" Alex said, "We have a clinic on the island, but you see, this kind of illness is not something that our island clinic can treat."

Xiao Peng nodded: "That's right, it should be sent to Athens. The medical conditions there are better."

Alex nodded: "That's what we planned."

Xiao Peng was stunned in place: "Uh, Alex, what do you mean by telling me?"

Alex said: "That's it. Our ship happened to go to Athens for tourists, and the plane will only have a flight tomorrow morning. They can't drag it this way. They must be sent back to Athens as soon as possible. Just now. Picoas, who works on the pier, said that the fastest boat on the island is the one you took when you came. Now that you have rescued them, I wonder if you can trouble me and send them to Athens?"

Xiao Peng was speechless: "Damn, brother, can you play with me? I'm just a tourist!"

Alex nodded and said, "I know I know, but they really dare not drag on this situation. They said that they thought they were dead just now, and you saved them, so they trust you more. If something like this happens on our island, if we don’t deal with it quickly, it may have a blow to our tourism industry..."

Xiao Peng was completely helpless, and he waved his hand: "Don't talk about it, what I mean for a long time is to let me deal with these two people, but also let them shut up, don't get involved with your island, all problems are What do they mean by their own?"

Alex’s face was a bit embarrassed: "Well, Mr. Xiao, you can help us deal with this matter, we will thank you very much. You know, we are wronged about this matter, and it really has nothing to do with us!"

Xiao Peng thought for a moment: "Forget it, no matter what they let them do all night, both of them will be disabled tomorrow. You can find a quiet room and bring them in. I will solve this problem for them."

"Are you a doctor?" Alex widened his eyes.

"I gave birth to wolves. It's about the same thing. I'm not involved in taking out the cub from the inside."

"..."

You are the big brother, you won!