Godly Fisherman

As he said, the weather is getting worse and worse. The Mediterranean hurricane bypassed the mainland of Greece and came towards the Aegean Sea. Xiao Peng and the others could do nothing but stay at home. Xiao Peng looked at Oceanus. Playing his favorite "World of Warcraft", after watching it for a while, I found it a bit interesting, so I took advantage of the time when Oceanus went to the bathroom to play with him.

The role played by Oceanus is a shaman. Xiao Peng got acquainted with the game and went to Orgrimmar, the main city of the tribe, to find someone to'plant the flag', which is the so-called 1V1 heads-up.

When Oceanus came back from the bathroom, he was obviously a little unhappy to see his father playing his own account: children, it is always a little unhappy to see others playing their own game accounts without their permission. Especially when I saw Xiao Peng singled out there, I started to complain: "Dad, shaman is not a PK career. This is the game for more than ten years. Shaman has been weakened and never strengthened. , And the current version is slightly enhanced, but the PK is still not very strong."

Xiao Peng was still there focusing on PK with people, and heard Oceanus' words: "Come on, you, you also said this game for more than ten years, you were not born at that time, how do you know?"

Oceanus was dissatisfied and said: "Why don't I know? The most beautiful shaman is the age inside the 45th level. At that time, Windfury must be a crit and can slap anyone, and then Windfury is weakened. It must have been a crit; the shaman’s T2 suit in the 1960s was too strong, and it could kill people while standing still, and it was weakened; the trigger rate of Windfury was reduced and the additional damage was reduced by nearly half; the performance of Saman was enhanced in the early 1970s Powerful, simply modified the windfury mechanism; Elemental Sa’s output explosion weakened Elemental Sa...Anyway, in World of Warcraft for 14 years, every weakening has a shaman, and the light-enhancing shaman was weakened 14 times before and after. Not to mention the elemental shaman, now there is still value in the milk shaman. So the shaman has become a rare profession, and only the latest version of the shaman has been enhanced."

Xiao Peng smiled and said: "You put your research on these things on your studies, can you design airplanes now? Since this profession is so rubbish, why do you still play shaman?"

As a result, Oceanus looked triumphant: "Shaman is a belief."

Xiao Peng was a little speechless after hearing this, and put the mouse on the table for a while: "Okay, you win. Come and play!"

"You won? You lied to me?" He sat in front of the computer with a look of suspicion: "How can a shaman win? You haven't played this game before. Dad, it's okay, even if you can't play computer games. I adore you too."

Xiao Peng lit a cigar and lay on the rocking chair and watched the wind and rain outside the window, humming a little song in his mouth and dangling. After listening to Oceanus' Hua, he laughed and said: "Don't use these as your PK can't win this. The reason for the game."

After hearing this, Oceanus said angrily: "What do you know, this game is difficult!"

But Xiao Peng really talked about his heartache, who can elementary school students win by playing games? He really never won!

Ignoring this pesky dad, Oceanus was going to continue playing games, but was dumbfounded when he looked at the computer screen: a group of people were surrounding him.

"What'macro' command did you use? (A way of editing many commands together

"I'm not convinced to lose, I want to do it again!"

"Get out of the way, it's my turn to play

! "

"A stinky shaman beat you like this?"

"proceed if you can!"

Oceanus: "...What's the situation? Dad, what have you done? Why are so many people around here?"

Xiao Peng shrugged and said, "I didn't do anything. I told you that I just won them all."

"Are you lying to me?" Oceanus asked with a look of shock.

Xiao Peng came over with a cigar in his mouth: "I only P once, see clearly and pay attention to my operation."

He sat in front of the computer again: "These are waiting to PK with me, tell me, who do you want me to hit?"

Oceanus looked at the screen for a long time and pointed to the screen: "This fighter! This is the fighter! This is the strong fighter on our server, the team has the strongest ladder! Everyone calls him God of War! He is also an anchor, and he plays the arena live broadcast every day. The speed of the hand is scary. Watching his live broadcast is all the sound of his typing on the keyboard."

Xiao Peng put the cigar in the ashtray next to him: "Knock on the keyboard and win? The chefs who chop the dumpling stuffing are all e-sports masters. You only need to press the right button at the right time, like him. This method of typing on the keyboard is 99% useless. It is him, right? Come on, let's plant the flag!"

"You see, he wants to charge us at a long distance with us. Don't be nervous at this time, insert the ground and tie the totem to reduce his speed, and then we turn into wolves to close the range, so that he can't charge, then we use lightning to consume it , Ah, don’t think that your current talent is low with lightning power. If you want to beat the opponent, you have to accumulate small wins into big wins."

"Look, he can't stand the lightning harassment anymore. He took on the shield. This is because the shield slams to interrupt our reading skills. What should we do at this time? Interrupt your own spellcasting yourself. You see, yes Didn't he use a shield to slam? You take a look, did you do useless work?"

"Okay, he has switched back to the weapon now. At this time, you have to grasp his heart. He must be trying to give us the broken tendon to slow down our travel speed, and it takes a second for him to go up the broken tendon. Zhong Gong’s CD, what should I do at this time? A direct burst, huh? The landslide skill was triggered? We are lucky."

"Now he has put on the shield again and is ready to break the cauldron and the shield wall. This is a time-effective skill. Now we continue to keep our distance from him and wait until the time is over. At this time, we should pay attention to keeping the distance well and don't give him a chance to charge. ."

"Okay, the skill statute has expired, it's a sucker! Finish the job!"

Xiao Peng picked up the cigar and looked at Oceanus, who was already looking silly: "How about? You won, right?"

Oceanus hadn't recovered from the shock, his phone rang and it was the little fat Mitroo.

"Hey, Miloteo, what's the matter? Aren't you in school now?"

"Oshinus, I was watching the live broadcast of God of War when I was in class. He set the flag to make people tyrannize. I saw again, good fellow, it turned out to be your account! Did you play that?"

"No, no, that's my dad, he is teaching me to play games."

"What? He still plays games? Isn't he only hitting people?"

"...He can beat people in the game. Okay, I won't talk nonsense with you, I want my father to teach me!"

Oceanus hung up the phone, his eyes turned into stars

Star: "Dad, why don't you play this game? If you play the game, you will definitely become a professional player! You will become a major anchor."

Xiao Peng smoked a cigar and said with a smug look: "There is no challenge. All e-sports games are actually more reactive and hand-foot coordination. This is simply too easy for me. Discuss the two. There are not many people on this planet who are better than your father."

"Really?" Oceanus admired.

Xiao Peng pointed to the computer screen: "Isn't this true? Oceanus, do you want to become a great e-sports god?"

Oceanus nodded: "Yes!"

Xiao Peng thought for a while and said, "I have a friend who is engaged in e-sports. Do you know the game LOL? His team just won the world championship."

Oceanus scratched his head: "I know, it's the IG team. That game is too difficult. If I go in to play, people will be scolded. So I won't play that game."

Xiao Peng blinked. Well, fortunately, you didn't play this game in China, and the scolding there was even dirtier.

He coughed dryly and said, "I just want to tell you that this e-sports and anchor are not as good as you think. Let me just say that, except for the top big players, you may not make as much money as your pocket money."

"Dad, depending on your level, you must be top-notch!" Oceanus did not forget to slap a little ass.

Xiao Peng smiled and said, "But even the top earners don't earn as much as I do. Why should I sit in front of the computer all day wasting time to please others?"

Oceanus had a stiff expression on his face, and he wanted to grow up to become a professional e-sports player, but he did not expect that in the eyes of his father, that would be a trivial thing.

"Dad, they're still asking for PK with you!" Oceanus pointed to the screen: "You teach me again?"

Xiao Peng smiled and said, "Stop playing, it's meaningless, it's bullying."

Oceanus shook Xiao Peng's shoulders: "Dad! Do it again, I used to be bullied all day in the game, you want to avenge me!"

Xiao Peng shook his cigar and couldn't smoke anymore: "Okay, okay, come on, today I'll avenge you. If you say, I'll hit anyone."

"No, no, Dad, I don't want you to play this beating, I want you to help me play LOL, I am swearing a dog on it!" Oceanus said in an atmosphere.

"Dare to scold my son? Let me clean up! But this computer doesn't seem to be available, let's download one first!"

"Hmm!" Oceanus nodded desperately.

Xiao Peng is used to staying in China, so he is very used to calling a domestic website and want to download a client. As a result, when the website is opened, a dialog box pops up in the lower right corner of the screen, and a person is holding a big sword there. , A roar came from the speaker: "Brother, come over and chop me!"

This shocked Oceanus: "Dad, what is this for? Can you publicly buy-murder-kill-people on your Huaxia website?"

Xiao Peng covered his face: "No, no, no, this is not a mess, this is an online game advertisement."

Oceanus curiously asked: "What game? We don't have one here. You can click in and let's take a look! It looks very fun."

Xiao Peng blinked: "You will regret it."