Godly Fisherman

"My dear!" Seeing Emilia who was slowly walking down the stairs, Qian Congcong couldn't help sighing: "This is too beautiful? Why do I feel like I can't help but want to worship ?"

Yang Meng nodded when he heard it, "It’s not weird that you have this! Emilia is wearing high heels! Well, it’s right to wear high heels in an evening dress, but Emilia is on the NBA court at this height. Don’t you suffer? My buddy, or I’ll prepare a small ladder for you to go there? You two have to have a bang for your height... Fuck, this picture is so beautiful that I can’t imagine it!"

Qian Congcong didn't say a word, he just imagined in his mind how Emilia and Xiao Peng were kissing now, and he laughed ‘pouch’.

Why doesn't Xiao Peng know what Qian Congcong is laughing at? He glared at Qian Congcong fiercely, and just wanted to scold them, but he saw his mother waving to him to pass!

"You wait for me!" Xiao Peng put down his harsh words and went to his mother's side: "Mom, what's the matter?"

My mother took Xiao Peng's arm and sighed: "Oh, I just feel a little bit emotional. It feels as if you were a child wearing open pants yesterday, and you are so old today!"

Xiao Peng said speechlessly: "Mom, what do you mean? As I got married, you are the one who is reluctant to bear me now. Besides, what are you reluctant to bear? I am marrying my daughter-in-law and I am not going to cut in. To say uncomfortable should be the old witch's uncomfortable?"

My mother looked at Emilia who was slowly descending the stairs: "Son, if you regret it now, you still have time."

Xiao Peng was a little confused: "I regret what I did? Emilia is a little tall, but you think about it from another angle, so that your grandson in the future will also be tall?"

My mother lowered the volume and said mysteriously: "I didn't do it for this, don't you know, when I was here, I followed your mother-in-law to have a beauty treatment."

"Beauty is just beautifying, this is a good thing!" Xiao Peng was unsure.

The mother said anxiously: "What do you know! Don't we two have been farming and playing here? She didn't go out very much. Later, it was not because of the children's affairs that she had to go out and run, right? So she went to the beauty salon. , Went to do some whole body hair removal! It’s not that I exaggerated with you, the hair on her legs is denser than that of mammoth! She told me that she was not like this when she was young, but only when she was older, you said this Amy Leah can’t be the same when she’s old, right? That would be too scary! What if you have a baby and give birth to a little furry child!"

"..." The cold sweat on Xiao Peng's head was dripping down: "Mom, you think too much, this kind of thing can't happen! It's also separated from others, you look good The old witches are like wild boars of the bear country. Don’t the old witches get fat? Don’t worry, things won’t happen to you. This is a woman who has lived with me all my life. How could I not be? "

After hearing what Xiao Peng said, my mother was a little relieved, and applauded Emilia who was going down the stairs with everyone. Suddenly, she laughed ‘pouch’.

Xiao Peng asked curiously: "Mom, what are you laughing at?"

My mother joked: "I know what is the most cute height difference popular on the Internet, right? You two count this? Who is the "bidong" when you two are "bidong"?"

Yang Meng didn't know when he came over: "Of course it's Emilia's'Bidong' Xiao Peng, and Xiao Peng wants to'bidong' Emilia can't reach it!"

Xiao Peng's face turned dark when he heard that, his mother did not dare to stare. After glaring at Yang Meng, he was in the laughter of the two. Xiao Peng walked to the front of the stairs and reached out to hold Emilia's hand.

"This Emilia, why can't she stand on the stairs and not come down?" Mom asked puzzledly.

Yang Meng smiled smirkly: "Mom, you have found a good daughter-in-law. Emilia is considering Xiao Peng so that Xiao Peng can stand on two steps. Is she tall?"

My mother gave Yang Meng a white look: "It's interesting that you hurt your brother so much all day?" But after she finished speaking, she couldn't help but laugh: "Don't tell me, what you said is really the same thing! Xiao Peng is true. Just one step up the stairs, this kid is not stupid."

How pointed are Xiao Peng's ears? Hearing the conversation between the two of them, he couldn't laugh or cry, but he decided to endure it, and repeated silently in his heart: This is his own mother, not a big pancake in exchange for it, nor a trash can. . . . . .

After thinking about it this way, it feels much better-a fart, is it interesting to joke about your son like this?

Emilia squeezed Xiao Peng's hand at this time, and Xiao Peng let out a sigh of relief to calm her mind.

Mrs. Sean stood up, the applause stopped and looked at Mrs. Sean.

Mrs. Sean cleared her throat and said with a smile: "All of you here are my business partners and confidantes for many years. Thank you for coming to the little girl's engagement ceremony today."

There was a round of applause at the scene. Mrs. Sean pressed her hand down, signaled everyone to be quiet, and then continued: “There are a lot of Emilia’s uncles and aunts here, and many of them watched Emilia grow up. I am concerned about Emilia’s marriage. To tell the truth, they are all parents. Who doesn’t worry about the happiness of their children? As Emilia grows up, my heart is very contradictory. On the one hand, I I also hope that Emilia will find her happiness. On the other hand, I hope Emilia can be by my side for the rest of my life."

"Later when I learned that Emilia was in love, I was very reluctant, especially when I knew that she was in love with a Chinese man, I was going crazy at the time. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying this Because of racial discrimination, I was thinking, if Emilia and Xiao are together, what if I want to live with Huaxia? Then we are going to be together. So from then on, I only had one idea in my mind. , We must dismantle them! So I did it, and today, my lovely prospective son-in-law still calls me'old witch'."

Mrs. Sean's words made people roar with laughter.

Mrs. Shaun said bitterly: "As a result, you also know what happened in Arizona, and then I knew--'It's over'! I am also a woman, and I know how terrible the feeling of facing life and death together is. , I have known since then that my daughter is probably going to leave me."

"Actually, I also thought about letting Xiao live in the Star Striped Nation, but you may not understand that having a capable son-in-law is sometimes not a good thing. So I can only accept this reality step by step."

"To be honest, Xiao is not the perfect son-in-law in my imagination. He is not born in a famous school, has no education in a world famous school, does not understand opera, does not understand red wine, has poor taste in dressing, and does not understand etiquette... .. All in all, what a terrible son-in-law!"

Xiao Peng couldn't help it: "Old witch, let's figure it out! Why don't I understand etiquette?"

"Can you call me an old witch if you understand etiquette?" Mrs. Sean gave him a blank look. "And can you throw people out of the window at your engagement dinner if you understand etiquette?"

"Uh." Xiao Peng was really speechless.

Seeing Xiao Peng deflated, Mrs. Xiao En smiled slightly: "But with such a terrible son-in-law, I can't find anyone more suitable to be Emilia's life partner than him. He has not received a good education. , But he has been constantly learning; he did not come from a famous family, then he was creating a famous family; he threw the guests out at the cocktail party because Emilia was insulted; he did not understand red wine, but for Respect my hobby, he can concentrate on the knowledge of red wine, and he is full of love, and has adopted several children... You said, can I find a better son-in-law?"

After hearing this, a middle-aged man smiled and said loudly: "Mrs. Sean, do you know that what you just said gave me hope, but the last paragraph made me completely desperate."

"Oh? Michael, what do you mean by that?" Mrs. Sean was puzzled.

Michael smiled and said: "Just now you said that you were not satisfied with your son-in-law, and tried every means to dismantle them, and then criticized your son-in-law for his shortcomings. I thought you were going to make the last effort to dismantle the two of them. My son-in-law, you don’t like me, but you look good! I don’t feel sorry for my daughter going to live on the other side of the earth! Just now I thought, if you can really take them apart, I will just drag Xiao Peng and run away. Your last words, alas, I'm out of play."

Having said this, he shrugged helplessly, and there was a kind of laughter from the crowd.

Mrs. Sean also laughed: "Michael, Xiao, you can’t take it with you. You can take Xiao’s three children with him. He has two very good sons. You can let your daughter wait for a few more years. What would you call me in that case?"

After listening to her, there was a lot of laughter at the scene.

But that Michael was not angry: "Of course I will take these three children. They will go to my school in the future."

Emilia whispered to Xiao Peng: "Michael is the manager of Gezhi Middle School."

Xiao Peng suddenly realized that it was no wonder he could say so grandiosely that he would take the children away. He suddenly remembered something: "Uh, how old is his daughter? Don't really look at Xiao Ge and Xiao Yi."

Emilia laughed: "His two daughters, the eldest is already twenty-six and the youngest is only seven."

Xiao Peng took a breath after hearing this, "I'll go, this is a big gap, are you sure it was born to a mother?"

Mrs. Xiao En heard the two people muttering behind her, and smiled: "It seems that I have a bit too much nonsense today. Okay, let Emilia and my son-in-law Xiao Peng give everyone the first one of today's prom. dance."

Xiao Peng was dumbfounded after hearing this: "What...what? Dance? Old witch, you **** me! Do you think I can dance like this?"