Godly Fisherman

When Xiao Peng came back carrying a large bowl of sticky things, Yang Meng was sitting in his small courtyard smoking a cigar.

"How? Is it done?" Xiao Peng asked.

Yang Meng pointed to the gasoline barrel next to him: "Get it done!"

Xiao Peng tilted his head to see and almost laughed out. This Ivan was sitting in the gasoline tank with his head still unconscious. He was like an egg that had just been peeled. There was no hair on his body. The skin is white and rosy-but this red is more like slapped red.

"Yeah! This work is fine enough!" Now Ivan has no hair and eyebrows. I don't know that he is a patient with generalized alopecia.

Yang Meng said triumphantly after hearing this: "Yeah, this guy has grown so big, and he actually suffered from pain three times, which made me knock him out again three times."

Xiao Peng is speechless. Ivan is very unlucky when he meets you: "Okay, stop talking nonsense, do me a favor and put this thing on him."

Yang Meng stretched out his hand and grabbed a hand from the basin: "What is this?"

Xiao Peng froze in place with the glove in his hand, "Uh, many things, mainly cow dung."

"Ah!" Yang Meng shook his hand desperately, looking at Xiao Peng with aggrieved expression: "Xiao Peng, you cheated me!"

Xiao Peng pointed to the glove in his hand: "Didn't I give you a glove?"

Yang Meng took a deep breath and adjusted his emotions: "What's the matter, I can't play him today!"

After speaking, he directly lifted Ivan from the gasoline tank. There was hot water in the gasoline tank. It was okay. But when this was raised, the wind whizzed and Ivan opened his eyes from his coma and saw In the scene before him, he looked terrified: "You want to do it..."

Before he could finish, Yang Meng made another look, and he fainted again.

Xiao Peng pouted and let Yang Meng toss himself.

Yang Meng applied the "cow dung paste" to Ivan like a roast suckling pig. After applying a thick layer to Ivan, he poured out the water in the gasoline tank and set him aside. After being inside, I went to wash my hands.

Xiao Peng couldn't stand it anymore: "Mengzi, this is a big living person. Are you afraid of freezing him to death? Take him back to the house."

Yang Meng let out a cry, and picked up the gasoline drum to go back to the house. At this moment, Georgina came in and saw this scene: "What are you doing?"

Yang Meng replied: "Oh, it's okay, Xiao Peng is treating someone. Go, it's cold outside, let's go back to the house and say."

"Cure?" Georgina looked confused, and followed the two of them back to the room.

Looking at Ivan who was smeared with cow dung, Georgina asked puzzledly: "What kind of disease is this treating?"

Xiao Peng said: "Body odor! This guy is too stinky, I really can't stand it, so I will cure him of this problem!"

Georgina widened her eyes when she heard this: "Xiao, can you treat body odor? Is this a joke?"

Body odor is the most common problem in the West. If you go to the Stars and Stripes, you will always sell a variety of deodorants in the most prominent location of any store. After all, this problem is too common, and the treatment of body odor is also a headache.

In fact, this mild body odor is relatively easy to treat, especially if Chinese people have body odor, it is usually very mild. Many of them are underarm odor. Minimally invasive surgery can be used to clean the apocrine glands in the deep dermis and subcutaneous fat layer. Laser treatment that uses laser to destroy apocrine glands and hair-follicles. Both of these operations can treat body odor if they are successful.

But this method can be used by Chinese people, but it won't work in the West-their sweat glands are well developed, and they can't clean all the apocrine glands in the whole body, right?

Because of this, there are countless deodorant brands in the West, and the market is vast!

Xiao Peng nodded: "In fact, in the earliest days, we Chinese people didn't have body odor. Many people guessed that this happened after Wuhuluanhua. The number of patients is also very small, but the small number does not mean that we were in ancient times. Doctors do not pay attention to this disease. Ancient medical techniques including "Heart Recipe", "Preparation of Emergency Qianjin Wing Recipe", "Diet Therapy Materia Medica" and other ancient medical techniques have cures for body odor, and almost all the prescriptions contain jujube, salt, and alum. , Pepper, musk, etc. I have studied these ancient recipes and designed a treatment by myself. It should be effective.”

His explanation is actually a serious nonsense.

Is he right? Of course they are all right, but is he so troublesome to treat body odor? Direct witchcraft can be done easily. The reason why he used this method to treat Ivan is because he still wants to toss him. Do you dare to talk nonsense anymore?

However, Georgina's statement to Xiao Peng is skeptical. As the saying goes, "a long illness becomes a good doctor", she knows body odor.

There are two types of sweat glands in the human body: apocrine glands and eccrine glands. Most of the sweat discharged by eccrine glands is water and has no taste. The secretions of the apocrine glands are rich in weak alkaline substances, and the secretions contain various proteins and fatty acids such as iron and ammonia.

In fact, the apocrine itself is not smelly, but when these secretions and bacteria on the body surface are decomposed, various unsaturated fatty acids can be produced, which gives a rancid smell, which is body odor.

Speaking of all the ancestors of human beings have body odor. In those days, there was no body odor and I was embarrassed to go out. At that time, body odor could save your life! Like many beasts, this body odor can serve as a warning to the enemy, and a strong smell often means a strong ability.

But later Homo sapiens walked out of Africa. When entering Asia, a gene in charge of apocrine secretion was mutated. These Homo sapiens adapted to the temperate climate and reduced the secretion of apocrine glands. After about 40,000 years of nature Choose, most of the Huaxia people have no body odor.

Thanks to this genetic mutation, the Huaxia people got rid of the fate of being surrounded by odor. Now, among all the population without body odor in the world, nearly 90% are Huaxia people. And those'normal people' who have not undergone genetic mutations are all stinking.

For this reason, despite the advanced western medicine, there are only three ways to deal with this body odor: bathing frequently, deodorant and perfume. Foreigners take a shower first when they go out. It's not because they love to clean, but just to get rid of the smell.

Yang Meng blinked after hearing it, and whispered to Xiao Peng, "Xiao Peng, why don't I dislike the smell of Georgina?"

Xiao Peng laughed: "Okay, you are of the same taste as Qianlong, Emperor Han Cheng, Song Huizong, Tang Xuanzong and so on. You are also born late. If you were born earlier, you would be with Yelu, a minister of the Liao Dynasty. Yi Xin can definitely have a common language."

Yang Meng was puzzled: "What does this mean?"

Xiao Peng smiled and said, "I like body odor!"

Yang Meng was dumbfounded: "Are you kidding me?"

Xiao Peng shrugged: "What am I teasing you for? Have you seen "Returning the Pearl", right? The concubine in it is actually the concubine Rong concubine among the forty concubines of Emperor Qianlong. It is a Uyghur woman who was dedicated to the palace at the age of 27. , And she was still a second marriage, and had a child before, so Qianlong was so obsessed with her, just the taste of her."

"Isn't it a fragrance?" Yang Meng blinked.

Xiao Peng smiled: "Did you ask the historian to write'Emperor Qianlong likes bad smells'? This is also a disease, like the'shame flower' Yang Yuhuan is the same. Remember the story of the imperial concubine being drunk? At the time of Emperor Ming Tang, Emperor Ming Tang didn’t go, and went to the Palace of the Concubine Jiang and was cut off by Concubine Jiang. So the concubine used wine to relieve her sorrow. This drinking would aggravate the body odor and close up all the flowers in the garden. There is the name'Xianhua'."

Yang Meng's eyes widened: "Is this true?"

Xiao Peng replied: "According to my analysis, this matter is very likely to be true. What do you want to mention about Yang Yuhuan?'Chun Han gave a bath to Huaqing Pool'. Every day I bathe or take a bath, so I wash my bald skin. It’s probably to cover up the smell."

"There is also the problem with Emperor Liu Yu of the Han Dynasty. Han Dynasty Minister Ling Yuan recorded that when Feiyan and Hede sisters were fighting for favor in "Zhao Feiyan's Biography", Zhao Feiyan was not Zhao Hede's opponent in bathing with Qixiangtang every day. Gao likes to sleep in Hede’s lower abdomen, because Hede smells'can induce a deep sleep.' What body smell is on the lower abdomen? Where is the apocrine glands, think about the taste for yourself."

"Oh, and Song Huizong, why are you infatuated with Master Li? There is such an allusion recorded in "West Lake Supplements", saying that Song Huizong and Taoist Lin Lingsu were talking in the hall, and suddenly asked about a body odor, Lin Lingsu said in the palace There are well-developed wild foxes causing trouble, and as soon as I finished speaking, I saw Master Li coming."

Yang Meng was dumbfounded after hearing this: "Then what's the matter with Yelu Yixin, the traitorous minister you said?"

Xiao Peng smiled and said, "Almost all these ancient gangsters have quirks, and Yelu Yixin is no exception. His research on women's body odor has reached an unprecedented level. He uses his family as a test sample and smells it every day. Smell the past, and in the end, you can tell Jiaji’s name and age by smell alone! I also wrote a set of "Ten Fragrant Poems", which specifically describes the body odor transmitted by various parts of a woman's body. Think about it, his Jiaji is Khitan People, without the deodorizing genes on us, what good taste can they have? Oh, and Napoleon too, every time he triumphs, he has to send a letter to his lover Josephine, and the letter should be added with the phrase "Dear, please Don't take a shower, I'll be back soon', that guy tastes heavier!"

Yang Meng felt a little sick after hearing this: "Fuck, according to your statement, am I a bit perverted?"

Xiao Peng shook his head, "Oh, it's not. In fact, one of the functions of these body odors is to attract the opposite sex. Moderate body odor is very attractive to many people. This is a genetic fault. Why do we? The country uses the word "vixen" to describe women who will attract men for this reason."

Yang Meng was silent for a long time, and finally only said two words to represent his mood at this time: "Fuck!"