Godly Fisherman

"Mengzi, take it, someone gave you a gift!" Xiao Peng got off the helicopter and threw the box with gold bars to Yang Meng.

Yang Meng asked puzzledly: "Who gave it to me?"

"I said you don't know me either, to celebrate your wedding."

At this time, Ivan also got off the helicopter and greeted Yang Meng.

Yang Meng looked at Ivan: "What's the matter with this guy? What is it?"

Xiao Peng replied, "It's nothing, I smashed someone's ATM when I was idle."

Yang Meng was stunned when he heard this, "Hey, did you come to China to become more capable? Dare to beat and smash? Come on, I will give you an ideological education class during this time!"

Xiao Peng was happy. He remembered that Yang Meng forced Di Wei to watch "Seven O'clock News". His ideological education class. . . . . . Well, it's good.

Ivan didn't understand Chinese and didn't know what the two people meant, but when he heard ‘ATM’ he knew he was speaking.

Xiao Peng suddenly seemed to remember something, and patted his hands: "Right! Mengzi, do me a favor!"

Yang Meng was taken aback for a moment: "What busy?"

Xiao Peng pointed at Ivan: "Shave all the hair on his body! It's so terrible to kill me along the way!"

Yang Meng was curious, and approached Ivan. Before he got even closer, he gave a troll: "Fuck, how many bottles of perfume did you spray on?"

Ivan said with embarrassment after hearing this: "Mr. Xiao thought I was smelly, and then I ran to buy deodorant, but I found a lot of places and couldn't buy it, so I bought perfume to cover up the smell."

Yang Meng turned around and asked, "This grandson has such a bad body odor?"

Xiao Peng nodded: "Only 10% of whites do not have body odor, and only 0.5% of blacks do not have body odor. Let's put it this way, except for East Asians, almost everyone has body odor. Don't talk about it, just shave him. Mao! No hair left from head to toe!"

Yang Meng looked at Ivan hesitantly after hearing this: "Dude, are you embarrassing me? This guy is a bear! Look at the hand, look at the neck, how can you give it to him? Shaving?"

Xiao Peng gave him a white look, took out a roll of wide tape from the toolbox of the helicopter, and said to Ivan: "Extend your hand and roll up your sleeves!"

Ivan didn't know, so he did what Xiao Peng said. Xiao Peng directly stuck the tape on the back of his hand and pulled hard. Ivan let out a painful cry, then looked at a pile of hair on the tape: "Mengzi, how easy is it to shave?"

After listening, Yang Meng looked up and down on Ivan's body, and finally stopped at the position of Ivan's crotch: "The hair there is torn like this? Doesn't it hurt?"

Ivan saw Yang Meng staring at his crotch, and only felt cold under the crotch: "Mr. Xiao, Mr. Yang, I know it was wrong!" I just broke an ATM machine, don't you need to punish me like that? Guantanamo Prison is not as cruel as you.

Xiao Peng also felt that this seemed a bit wrong, and he thought about it for a while and said to Yang Meng, "How do you bleach the wild boar?"

Yang Meng scratched his head: "I used a spray gun to burn it."

"puff."

This matter is still to blame for his own unclearness. Generally, the chicken is put in hot water to soften the hair-foam and the hair is directly depilated, but this is not the case for pigs.

This traditional pig depilation uses asphalt or asphalt! It is to boil the asphalt and apply it to the pig, and then remove the asphalt after it cools to get the pig and the fur together. The advantage of this is the speed, and many butchers who kill chickens and ducks in large quantities also use this method.

But this is explicitly prohibited by the "Food Safety Law"! Whether it is asphalt or asphalt, it contains highly toxic chemicals. If you use them to remove hair, it is inevitable that there will be residues in the pores, which is very harmful to the human body. But many people still use this method to remove hair.

Asphalt is not enough, professional slaughterhouses use pig shaver to remove pig-hair with instant high temperature method. The advantage is that it is fast and hygienic, but the cost is also high, so many people still use asphalt secretly.

And more people choose to use spray guns to burn with fire, but this speed is much slower. Larger slaughterhouses cannot use this method. And Yang Meng used this method. . . . . .

Do you really want to bleach Ivan with a torch? I go, it's not leg hair, but murder!

Xiao Peng was also embarrassed: "Otherwise, use tape after the hot water is soaked?"

Yang Meng's eyebrows were open and smiled: "This method works!"

Ivan saw the two of them muttering there, and he was anxious. Why didn't he understand Chinese? Looking at the expressions of the two of them, it was obvious that they were going to make trouble! He felt that the big event was not good, and turned around to run away, but could he run past Yang Meng? Yang Meng caught up with him in two steps and knocked on his neck. Ivan fainted directly.

Yang Meng carried him on his shoulders and asked Xiao Peng, "All the fur has faded?"

Xiao Peng nodded: "What?"

"What about the eyelashes?" Yang Meng continued to ask.

Xiao Peng: "...Keep it for him!"

The behavior of the two people here attracted my dad: "What are you two doing? How can you knock this big man out?"

Yang Meng smiled and said, "We are going to put him in a petrol tank for cooking."

Dad was stunned after hearing this: "Huh?"

Xiao Peng gave Yang Meng a push: "I am teasing you! I will treat him. By the way, Dad, I'll give you a gift!" Xiao Peng gave the seagull watch directly to his father.

Dad opened the box and saw the watch: "Hey, it looks good. Seagull watch, I also have one, I don't know where I left it."

Xiao Peng exhorted: "Don't throw this piece away, it's more than one million!"

"What?" The old man shook his hand and almost threw the watch. "Is this watch more than one million?"

Xiao Peng nodded: "What did I lie to you for?"

"You spend so much money on such a thing?" The old man's eyes widened.

Xiao Peng smiled and said, "I didn't buy it, others gave it to you!"

"Who gave you such valuable things?" Dad didn't believe Xiao Peng's words.

Xiao Peng was disdainful of this statement. He has always had no idea about money, and only after chatting with President Zhang did he know how much money he has.

The Agricultural Bank alone has 40 billion! What is this concept? You don’t need to make any investment. Put the money in the bank for interest. Buy a watch every day for one year, and you can’t spend the interest on the money. . . . . .

Now Xiao Peng's money can't be spent at all--not to mention that there is still so much money in the account every month, Xiao Peng doesn't know what to use the money for.

Thinking of this, Xiao Peng was very disdainful: "Is it valuable? Did you see Lao Bu's watch?"

The old man nodded: "Of course, you said that Lao Bu is weird enough, this is on our island every day in suits and shoes, not tired."

Xiao Peng smiled and said: "That's called ignorance, let's not learn from others, how do we feel comfortable! Hey, what about this, I mean his watch, that watch is about 30 million yuan."

"What?" Dad's eyes widened.

Xiao Peng explained: "That is Louis Knight's watch. Although it is not well-known, the price is sky-high, just like the old Budai's. The case is 18K white gold with 56 top diamonds. Incorporating a Martian meteorite, let’s not talk about the watch anyway, it’s just one word--expensive! It was sold for 30 million in the past, and now the price has risen."

The old man asked after hearing this: "Is this still appreciation?"

Xiao Peng nodded: "Watch collections are not very popular in China, but there is a huge market abroad. Especially the price of antique watches is astonishingly high. A piece of Breguet made in 1827's Marie-Anto "Vanet", sold for 200 million yuan!" Speaking of this, Xiao Peng took out the pocket watch in his pocket and said smugly: "I don't know how much more expensive my watch is than Lao Bu's!"

Dad didn’t speak yet, a hand suddenly appeared, and he snatched the watch in Xiao Peng’s hand: "What do you do with such expensive things? You have to put away such expensive things. Mom will take it for you first. Now."

Xiao Peng looked at his mother speechlessly. His mother is the real collector. From childhood to adulthood, Xiao Peng most often heard his mother say, "Mom will give you first". Then I don’t know where to go.

For example, when I was a child, my mother would say: ‘Mom will give it to you first and give it to you when you grow up.’ As a result, Xiao Peng hasn’t seen where his New Year’s money is. . . . . .

"Mom, this is just a watch. I can't help but wear a watch?" Xiao Peng wanted to protest.

My mother put Xiao Peng's old pocket watch directly into her pocket: "Why can't it? Just watch the time and watch the phone. Okay, that's all set, I don't want yours again. From now on these things will be yours! I just keep it for you! Alright, Lao Xiao, Lao Bu is looking for you to play chess! What are you still doing here?"

Dad was still feeling his new watch there, and after hearing what his mother said, he came back to his senses and saw Xiao Peng looking at the watch on his wrist. He hurriedly put his hand behind his back: "That... my wife, Xiao Peng has grown up too, so it’s okay to wear a watch. Men should wear a watch."

My mother stared: "Look at so many people on our island, who wears a watch?"

The mouth is short and the hand is short. The old man hurriedly spoke for Xiao Peng: "The people on the island all work at sea. Is it okay to wear a watch to work? The one you bought me when I got married. Wasn't the watch chain broken while I was working?"

After hearing this, my mother shook her head and said: "Then you can't wear this watch! You see, this is a pocket watch, usually in your pocket, what if you lose it? I remembered, I still received this piece from Xiao Xiao The electronic watch that Peng bought him when he was in junior high school, let him take that. Walk around and I will find it for him."

Seeing his mom and dad leave with joy, Xiao Peng blinked: "Mengzi, am I considered a robbery?"

Yang Meng nodded: "Yes, you were indeed robbed. But buddy, don't forget to make a couple table for me and my wife..."

Xiao Peng sighed, "Yes, I'm addicted to robbery now. You can get Ivan off quickly!"