Goat Simulator

Goat Simulator Chapter 330

After talking to the dark elf queen, I let those giant dragons go back to prepare, and after the dark elves here are arranged properly, I can kill them back to the earth world.

What makes me sigh is that the Dark Spirit Spirit King has all kinds of things, and there are supporting laboratories for the old witch and Lilith to use.

We came to the laboratory together and discussed about the curse of the dark elves being weak in the sun. It seems that it is not easy to lift this thing, after all, it is the curse of God.

The old witch said first: "The problem of the weakness of dark elves after being exposed to sunlight has been studied for a long time, and Mistress said that it is impossible to directly relieve it."

" I don't need to remove it, as long as they are not weak in the sun, or they can't be exposed to the sun directly." I came up with two methods, but how to implement them depends on them, the experienced witches.

The old witch said: "If there is no sunlight, unless the entire continent is covered with dark clouds."

"It can also be covered with dark clouds all the time above their heads, which should also work Right?" I quickly came up with a solution following her train of thought.

"But maintaining it all the time would be too much magic. With our current strength, we can't do it, at least not most of the time. Maybe we can try to temporarily cast a dark cloud during the battle, but that would make one person It consumes a lot of mana."

Lilith analyzed the probability, and I immediately said: "Then find a way to make them not weak in the sun."

"This is equivalent to releasing Cursed, it's harder than covering it with dark clouds." Lilith directly sentenced this method to death.

But I'm not a sheep that gives up so easily, saying, "If I remember correctly, don't you have a vampire friend? I see it hasn't been burned to ashes in the sun. "

Lilith explained: "That's because I put an ointment on it, and the sunlight will be refracted back after applying it on the body, so it will not be directly sunburned to death.

But the dark elves are not the same. They belong to the curse type, and they have even penetrated into the flesh and bone marrow. As long as they are under the sun, they will be weak, and it is useless if the reflection does not reflect. They have tried this ointment before."

"So that's the way it is, so can you change their genes? For example, if you give them that kind of muscle medicine, does it count as changing their genes?"

I tried to find The solution, to me, gods are just powerful creatures. Since they are creatures, their abilities must be limited, and a solution can definitely be found.

Lilith said, "Let's not say whether this medicine works or not. Dark elves love beauty as much as elves, and they definitely can't accept that they become muscle elves."

I Then he said: "How do you know if you don't try it? And aren't the men in the dark elves of low status? Let's do an experiment with them first."

"I can only try to adjust the potion, But it will take a lot of time, and maybe some of your blood."

Lilith is a little bit profiting from somebody's misfortune, but as long as she can come up with a useful gene mutation potion, she can put some blood on it Blood is good, anyway, blood donation is good for physical and mental health.

"How much do you want? Will a ton be enough for you first?" After I said that, Lilith's eyes narrowed with a smile, and hurriedly said: "Enough is enough, first Get these."

"Okay, let's get these first, and then you can ask me for it."

I'm going to get some blood after that, but Lily However, Si took out a tube and said, "Just use this drainage, otherwise your recovery speed is too fast, and you will recover before you get too much."

"You are specifically for bleeding Did you invent such a thing? If you were in another place, maybe you could become a doctor, a scientist, or something."

Speaking, I stretched out my hoof, and she stuck a tube into me, Then I started to draw blood out, but it wasn't as fast as my body made it.

After a ton of flow, I didn't feel at all, and then I said: "Then I'll go to sleep first, and you can study hard."

Old man The witch said, "But you can't expect too much. After all, this is the curse of God. We can only say that we do our best." I went outside, and at the worst, I activated the evil sheep mode. Anyway, it is omniscient and omnipotent, and there must be a way to solve this problem.

At this time, the monkey followed and rode on the silly dog and said, "Boss, when are we going back, there is nothing delicious here, we eat mushrooms and mushrooms all day long."

"What's the matter, you've also learned to be greedy with the silly dog? Don't worry, we'll be back soon. If you don't want to eat mushrooms, go out with the silly dog for some game to eat."

After I finished speaking, the monkey rode the silly dog and rushed out, while the toad said on the top of the silly dog: "I know where there is strong and delicious food, I will take you there."

They left here after speaking. These three guys are probably going to harm a lot of underground monsters, and they don't know what monsters are there.

Forget it, let's go to sleep first and then I'll go to the Underground World with them.

When the time comes, look for what other powerful monsters to give it to, otherwise there are so many strong Archfiends on the ground, and it is estimated that these giant dragons alone will not be able to withstand it.

Thinking of me, I came to a temporary resting place. I have to say that although the dark elves live underground, they still know how to enjoy it.

These houses are built like works of art. Not only are they beautiful in shape, but there are also many carvings on them, and even hollows in some places, which is really thoughtful.

After all, dark elves are also elves, so it is normal to like beautiful things, but they are interested in hollowing out their houses. It seems to be different from human thinking, and there seems to be no sense of shame. , it doesn't matter if you see it.

And the female dark elves in the city also wear cool clothes and don't mind showing off their figure, but the male dark elves have a lower status and follow them as servants.

These male dark elves are a little shorter and weaker than women, and they are more like women than women. No wonder this is a matriarchal society, and it may not be easy to count on them.

But fortunately, they now have a chance to rise up. They don't have to serve female dark elves like a concubine anymore, and they don't have to be used only as playthings and tools for inheriting the family.

If that muscle potion can be researched successfully, these rib-like guys can have a toned body like me.

Thinking about it, I fell asleep. After waking up on the second day, I went to the laboratory for a walk, and found that they had not made any progress at all. They just made a male muscle dark elf, and they were still afraid. Sunlight.

This muscle elf looks really interesting. This is called a man. It is not even as good as a bitch before, what is it called a man.

It doesn't look like this guy is too happy, are they also like vampire, who take a morbid appearance as beauty?

The problem is that although the vampire is morbid, the strength is there, even if the muscle vampire is unchanged.

But you are different. This is probably the only way out. Otherwise, you can only be a tool person. What is beauty and ugliness? In my opinion, that kind of girl is ugly. exploded.

A man should be hormonal!