Goat Simulator

Goat Simulator Chapter 293

"Then I'll go and talk to patriarch." Forgehammer said and hurriedly left, apparently at a critical moment.

And I couldn't fall asleep after being woken up, so I went out for a walk, and by the way, I saw what the silly dogs were doing. They didn't move for a long time, and I was a little worried.

But I found them soon, when the silly dog was standing outside a blacksmith shop, watching a dwarf ding ding dong dong forging iron.

I went over and asked, "What are you doing?" "It's red and it looks delicious." The silly dog said that the saliva was dripping down.

I think it's time for this child to be cured. After all, the problem of stuffing everything into his mouth should be corrected, so he immediately said to him: "Then go and lick it."

"Okay boss!" The silly dog rushed up excitedly, and the dwarf who struck iron saw it rushed over, and immediately raised his hammer and shouted, "Hey, what do you want to do?"

When I saw that it was a little excited, I said: "Don't be too nervous, I will show you a dog eating a red-hot iron bar, are you believing or not?"

"Don't believe it! What kind of thing is that? Only a dog can do it, unless it's a Cerberus or something." The dwarf obviously didn't believe that the stupid dog had that ability, so he let the stupid dog rush in front of the red-hot iron bars.

The silly dog rushed up and was very obedient, but just licked it, and suddenly jumped up with a snort, and then ran back with its tail tucked.

When I saw this, I said to the dwarf: "To be honest, I don't believe it either, so the performance failed. You can continue." "This dog is stupid, right?" The dwarf looked at the mentally handicapped Glancing at the silly dog, he continued to fight.

At this time, the silly dog said: "Boss, it's so hot." "It's hot, now you know that you can put anything in your mouth, right?" I said in the tribe Wander around.

The silly dog followed closely and said, "Actually, I think it's okay, except that it's a little hot, it seems to be a little sweet and sticky..."

"You lack Heart eyes? That's your own taste, and you've all been scalded!" I glanced at the silly dog, which was still drooping its tongue at this time, and it looked quite hot.

At this time, the toad said: "How did it survive until now?"

"Of course I protected it, otherwise what do you think." I said looking towards a In the sheepfold, there are several goats, but only one female.

I think I was the only one in the entire sheepfold at the time. It can be said that there are three thousand beauties in the harem. They are really incomparable to me.

When I walked to the sheepfold, the ewe said, "Are you new here? I'm very fraternity."

"Sorry, you Too ugly." The goats in this world are a bit grotesquely shaped, simply not in my aesthetic.

"Hey, what are you talking about, although you look a little more handsome, you can't insult the sheep like that!" The ewe was suddenly unhappy.

I glanced at it and said, "I'm sorry, I'm just so upright, and when I'm handsome, I can do whatever I want."

I ignored them and went straight to On the city wall, although it is called the city wall, it is a bit short, and almost half of the city gate has been occupied. After all, the entrance to this valley is very small.

When the dwarf on guard saw that it was me, he didn't stop him, but said, "When are you going to bring us up, sheep god, we have heard about your deeds from Forging Hammer a long time ago. I'm done."

"I'll take you guys for a hi-pi when I have time, at least you have to have alcohol, otherwise pure hi will be boring, what do you think."

I heard After my words, the dwarf agreed, nodded, and said, "That's true, if it weren't for those goddamn goblins, they could drink and eat meat and have fun at night!"

I He comforted: "It's okay, soon those guys won't be able to act wilfully anymore, the hammer will destroy them, don't worry."

The dwarf said: "We always believed he could, he Now it is the most potential warrior of our tribe, and it has almost caught up with patriarch."

"He will not stop at Level 3, maybe he can slay dragons in the future, I remember there is a Black Dragon underground Right." I remember it was, and hooked up with the Great Princess.

The dwarves said: "One of them, many places underground are occupied by giant dragons. They are the lords of those places and have a big Underground City."

" It turned out to be like this, take your time, it's just a few giant dragons." I said looking towards the distance, and vaguely saw some black dots moving towards this side.

"What are those things?" After I squinted my eyes, the dwarf squinted too, then opened his eyes wide and called out, "It's those goddamn goblins!"

The dwarf then turned his head and shouted to the Horde: "Prepare for battle! The goblins are coming to sneak attack again!"

As his voice fell, the Horde was commotion, and soon Hundreds of dwarves rushed up the city wall wearing armor and carrying axes, and four of them were riding goats.

But I didn't see the little brother in it, he ran behind the four goat cavalry, this foolish child really doesn't ride if he doesn't ride.

Soon the dwarves gathered on the city wall, and then I noticed the stones placed on the edge of the city wall, which seemed to be used to smash the goblins.

"Boss, the goblins are attacking the city again, see how I chop them to death." The hammer patted his chest, and the armor banged bang.

I glanced at these fully armed dwarves, and then at the goblins who were approaching here, and they didn't feel like they were on the same level.

Those goblins don't seem to be elites, most of them don't have much protective gear, and even the weapons are of various kinds, as if they were robbed, as if they were a miscellaneous army.

This reminds me of the goblins I met last time, when there were quite a few fully armed guys, and they were completely two races compared to the current ones.

Intentional? To deplete the population? Or after capturing other goblins, consume some of them? Or are you training?

I thought about the probability. In short, the goblins didn't have to take down the dwarf tribe. Even if there were thousands of goblins outside, they couldn't take down the dwarf tribe with only a hundred people.

"Are you still not riding a sheep?" I glanced at the forging hammer, and the forging hammer nodded said: "I don't want to ride anymore, I feel uncomfortable when I ride, even if I don't ride, I'm just as good, and I still fight. Those goblins cry for their father and mother."

"Then I'll look back and find you some other mount. You can't be a cavalry without a mount, so your battle strength will definitely be shorter."

He's really my good little brother, I have to find a good mount for him, otherwise I'll be sorry for the boss he calls him.

The forging hammer said: "hehe, the boss is better, then the boss will watch how I hit them!"

Speaking of the forging hammer, he strode towards the city wall On the side, looking at the approaching goblins, there was an excited expression on his face. It seemed that he had a strong desire to fight. Sure enough, dwarves were born warriors and blacksmiths.

When those goblins approached the dwarf tribe, I discovered that there were more than 200 goblins hidden behind the rogue army. Not only were the goblins fully equipped, they were even better than the goblins in front of me. A lot stronger.

It seems that this is the main force. Under the urging of these elite goblins, those non-brand army goblins rushed over with ladders compelled by circumstances.

And the dwarves have already put their hands on the stones, ready to smash these guys down when the goblins rush over.

I can imagine it will be a brutal siege, certainly for the goblins, but not necessarily for the dwarves, especially if the dwarves are prepared Down.