Goat Simulator

Goat Simulator Chapter 132

The guy cried and said: "I'm not really sent by who, I just saw this great God of sheep when I was passing by, I thought it was an ordinary goat, so I wanted to steal it, who knows... "

"Hey guys, do you believe what he said?" I looked towards the boys, and they all yelled: "Don't believe it!" "He has to show enough evidence" "Yes, Prove that he wasn't sent on purpose!"

The man seemed to have no choice but to take an oath, saying: "I swear to the god of assassin that everything I say is true. Yes, if I lie, I will go to hell!"

Looking at the expressions of the younger brothers around, it seems that this oath is quite effective, everyone seems to believe it, is it that people in this world trust others too easily? Or is it because the oath is more spiritual?

Seeing that there was no movement around him, he whispered, "Can I go?"

I immediately said, "I can't believe my ears, you actually If you want to go, you need to answer me a few questions, you goddamn groundhog."

"You ask." That guy is a bit cowering, but so does anyone who gets beaten up by the crowd, he It's amazing to be able to survive.

My tone became serious, and I asked sullenly: "Do you Thief Guild have a little girl, about ten years old, wearing a red hood and cloak, poisoning, sneak attack, trap no. No need to do it."

The guy showed a terrified expression, shook his head desperately, and said, "I don't know her! Don't ask me!"

I immediately understood He must know it, but he doesn't dare to say it. A normal person would be afraid of this if he didn't know it?

"I'm a kind goat...so give you another chance!" I put the goat's face in front of him, the guy hurried back in fright, but he was already close to the front desk Now, where can I go back?

The guy quickly gave up his resistance under my gaze, and shouted desperately: "I said! I said! She is one of the top ten killers cultivated by the guild. What is her specific name and her identity? I don't even know, what I said is true!"

"If that's the case, then you're useless..." When I finished, the guy howled desperately: "Don't kill me. Me! Help! Killing!"

"What are you shouting? I didn't say I was going to kill you." After I said that, the guy slowed his voice and looked at me with fearful eyes .

"After you go back, tell your boss that the two that little girl chased and killed were covered by me! If they have any more damage, I will put the whole account on your Thief Guild's head. !"

I put my nose in front of him and continued: "Do you understand!?" "I understand! I understand!" The guy hurriedly responded, not even daring to dodge.

"Okay, let's go!" After saying that, I went back to the middle of the pub, and the guy ran out of the pub with a scrambling and crawling.

Then I jumped on the table, looked around the pub, and said, "Next, our party night is about to begin! Are you ready!?"

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"Ready!!!" All the mercenaries shouted in unison, very good, very good, these are my good brothers.

We were still crazy that night, and at the same time we conquered the new boys, the savages, didn't expect them to love music and dancing so much, it seems that I misunderstood them before.

"The great sheep god! If you have a chance, you must go to our Barbarian Race! In fact, we are not as barbaric as the outside world says." I v. speaking of which.

I comforted: "It's not your fault, it's all because of the terrible rumors. I'll definitely visit you when I have time."

But I've been very busy, I don't have time to go to such a cold place, unless I can grow a thick coat, maybe consider going for a walk.

"Why do you want to live there?" I was a little puzzled, but the barbarian explained: "It wasn't because they were defeated that they were driven there."

"You guys If you look so strong, you can still defeat the battle?" I looked them up and down, these guys are a whole circle stronger than ordinary mercenaries.

The barbarian sighed and said: "In fact, a long, long time ago, we and Human Race were the same thing, but because we are very hardworking, a certain archduke's domain has been continuously strengthened and life has become more and more The better it is, it will cause dissatisfaction in other places."

The barbarian looked left and right, and then whispered: "It even caused dissatisfaction with the emperor at that time. He was afraid that the archduke was too powerful, so he ordered Let the Grand Duke develop land northward, and the territory will continue to move there."

"Because the Grand Duke never wanted to turn against the Empire, he was almost forced to the icefield, and the Grand Duke launched a revolt, but because of that The empire at that time was too strong, and it was finally driven into the ice field."

"But even when we got to the ice field, we survived tenaciously. We are still the industrious race, and the cold not only did not destroy us The will of the barbarian has even given us a stronger body, and the Barbarian Race will never yield!”

The more the barbarian spoke, the more excited he became, and the mercenaries around seemed to be used to it, and I still I thought they would run to the guards or come over to find fault. It seemed that they used to do this often, and they were used to it.

But according to what he said, the Barbarian Race was quite miserable. It was a very hard-working people who were forced to a remote icefield.

The barbarian eased his emotions and said, "I don't know how long it took before the empire contacted us again, but at that time Grand Duke Bingxin III declared independence and established the Blue Blood Kingdom. ."

"We played with Human Race for a long time, but because of the geographical location, we were short of supplies, so we were always stuck in the ice and couldn't get out."

After a pause, he said: "Until a few years ago, because of the pressure of the orc kingdom, the Eternal Empire began to try to communicate with us instead of blindly suppressing it. Bingxin XVII was also willing to try to contact us. We exchanged some useful materials with the empire, which is why we have the current situation, otherwise we would have impossible to come here as mercenaries."

"You are really pitiful, but don't worry, I will be the one in the future. Your boss, if anyone bullies you again, I will be the first to disagree!"

I looked towards the mercenaries and asked, "Do you think so!" "Yes! The mercenaries shouted in unison, and the savages were moved to tears and said, "Boss, you will always be our boss!"

After comforting my little brothers, I would I went back to the circus leisurely, and when I came to the circus, I was shocked. This is a circus! ?

The circus at this time was full of ice, many icicles protruding from the ground, and the worst was the fortune-teller's tent and the magician's table, all of which were pierced by many ice spikes.

I ran to the divination tent and took a look, no one! ? Immediately after, I ran to the magician's desk, but there was still no one there! ? What the hell is the situation! ?

I soon found the others in the circus, all hiding in a corner, looking in one direction with fear.

Not far from them are those animals, they are not bound at all, and there is no barrier around them, but they are all obediently and honestly staying...

This is not just Any chance of escape? They still chose to stay, these guys are really servile, but now I can't care about them.

Looking along their gazes, I immediately saw ice thorns protruding and splashing pieces of water at the same time. It seemed that the fortune-teller was fighting an ice attribute mage.

I activated the rapid sheep mode without even thinking about it, dashed in that direction quickly, and rushed to the battlefield in the blink of an eye.

At this time, the surroundings were in a mess, and many houses were destroyed, while the fortune-teller and the magician were riddled with scars and supported each other, desperately resisting the countless ice thorns and wind and snow.