Goat Simulator

Goat Simulator Chapter 131

"It's like a foreign frontier in a TV show. I wish there weren't those troublemakers in the tavern." Standing in front of the tent, I watched passers-by hurrying by and saw many tall, muscular men among them.

The fortune-teller said while making the tent: "TV drama? What is that, but the tavern may disappoint you. Some of the mercenaries here are barbarians, and fighting is probably the most frequent in the tavern. It's event."

"Oh, damn it, I hate this place, it's as bad as Peter's temper, maybe we should go to the orc kingdom now, we can only stay here for a day at most... no no no, I'll be crazy after a long time."

My mystifying way of speaking made the magician look up at me, he saw that there was nothing wrong with me, he continued to lower his head and let the fortuneteller get it tent.

Seeing that I had nothing to do, the fortune-teller said: "If you want to drink, maybe you can go to the pub now, maybe there is your little brother in there, and when the time comes, you can drink immediately When it's time to drink, just remember not to make trouble."

"Look~ Rowling! You're such a clever little devil~ I love you so much now!" I walked past them.

The two of them glanced at me helplessly. Of course, it is necessary to feel this way when speaking in such a place. Otherwise, it will be too incongruous. I hope the guys here will talk like this, it will be very interesting. .

The pub is not far from the square, just a few steps away, but the to-and-fro people are all looking at me, some of them are still whispering, and they don't know what to do.

Just as I was standing at the door of the pub, a guy strode towards me, looking like he was going to attack me? You have no idea how many enemies I have defeated!

When I waited for him to rush to my side, I suddenly raised my hind hoof and kicked him heavily in the chest, immediately kicking him out.

Want to fight with me, you are still a little tender, and I will come back to you after I finish drinking this glass of wine.

I shook my head and got into the tavern, which was as lively as other taverns, especially in such a cold place, almost every table was crowded with at least six or seven people.

"Oh!~ Oh my god, look, look what the mess is in here, I can smell the smelly feet of the little fellows, put on your damn shoes , otherwise I will definitely kick your ass."

My voice fell, and the whole tavern suddenly looked over, and then absolute silence.

I saw them quiet down, and said to Boss, "Hey Boss, give me a glass of ale, it's hot! This bad weather is freezing the sheep to death, I dare Bet no one wants to drink cold ale in this weather, just like Andy never wanted his magic to wear gangs."

I went to the pub, one of the The burly savage looked at me as well, the roast leg of lamb in his hand splattered on the table.

He murmured, "Did I drink too much? I think I saw a sheep talking and asked for a glass of ale."

"I I also saw the talking sheep..." Another barbarian also looked at me dumbfounded, and at this moment someone in the room recognized me and shouted: "It's Lord Sheep!"

Suddenly, the whole house was boiling and shouting. I'm so lucky to have my little brothers here.

But it's right to think about it, it doesn't seem to be too far from the Iron Fort, and there's nothing wrong with them appearing here, after all, they all have their silhouettes in the south.

But what bothers me is that the mercenaries used to talk nonsense, and the barbarians also eat roast leg of lamb, not raw.

The younger brothers handed over the wine glasses one after another, all rushing to let me drink theirs. Naturally, I would not favor one over the other, and drank them one by one, which caused them to cheer enthusiastically.

At this moment, the door of the tavern opened, and a man shouted: "Where is that damn sheep! I'm going to kill it!!!"

Suddenly The pub was quiet again, everyone was looking at him, I also turned my head and looked towards this guy, isn't this the guy I kicked away just now?

Obviously he was also frightened by this kind of battle, and he said with some cowardice: "Well, my sheep was lost, I came in to find the sheep."

Just then At this time, the mercenary peng sound, who was sitting by the door, closed the door, and then said sadly: "Are you saying that you are going to kill the great God of Sheep?"

At this time, a few strong mercenaries blocked the front door of the tavern, and the guy said almost crying: "I'm just looking for an ordinary sheep..."

"Oh~ you Damn thing, how ordinary do you think I am?" I said and leaned in front of it, it suddenly broke down and fell on the ground begging for mercy: "I'm very sorry, I shouldn't have offended you! Please let me go."

"Little fellow, you asked me to let you go? Then I'm so embarrassed... I should bet, the young men will not agree, what do you say to deal with him?" I said looking Towards the younger brothers, all of them suddenly shouted.

"Kill him!""Gouged his eyes!""Pulled his tongue!""I don't care, I'm going to beat him first!"

As these words fell, a mercenary rushed forward and punched the terrified guy in the face, immediately hitting him on the front desk.

Seeing this, the younger brothers were afraid that they would not have a chance if they started late, so they all rushed forward, and you greeted him with a punch and a kick.

I was drinking the good wine brought by the tavern boss while watching the lively scene of the tavern. As expected, it is a lively place as the fortuneteller said, and fighting is a common activity.

I watched for a while and found that guy was still screaming, didn't expect him to be quite resistant to beatings, these little brothers are not ordinary persons, all of them are powerful mercenaries, Ordinary people can't take such a beating.

I turned my head and glanced at the savages, they buried their faces in the wine glasses immediately, none of them dared to look at me, I thought they were not afraid of anyone, it seemed that they were just savage, Not stupid.

"Oh my god, look at this little fellow, I can't believe it, he looks like a tomato smashed by Rowling with a kitchen knife, my young men! , let me see if he's still alive."

When all the younger brothers got out of the way to reveal the guy curled up inside, he was covered in blood, and he could hardly see his original appearance. .

I walked up to him and said, "I bet you must have been sent by that mage! Oh my God, I guessed it right! Hurry up and explain all his plots! Otherwise, I will definitely kick your ass with my hoof."

The guy said miserably: "I am just an ordinary thief who wants to steal sheep, there is no conspiracy simply, please Please let me go."

"no no no, you must be sent by him, I bet 1 Silver Coin~" I turned my head and looked towards the mercenaries, and then continued to say : "Hey~ Which great guy is willing to search his body for your great sheep god?"

"Me!" "I would!" Before groping on him, the others rushed up immediately upon seeing this.

He was completely stripped in the blink of an eye, covering the important parts of his mouth with tears in his eyes, his lips trembling constantly, and he didn't know if he was scared or angry.

"Boss! He belongs to the Thief Guild, no wonder he has plans for you!" A younger brother held up the card in his hand, which seemed to be the guild's identification.

At this time, a younger brother who didn't grab anything useful rushed up, dragged the guy up, and said, "The evidence is solid, what else do you have to say!"