Goat Simulator

Goat Simulator Chapter 101

"I'll perform a goat levitating show for everyone next!" After saying that, the magician pulled me up and made me stand in the center of the table, while he covered me with a cloth.

"The next moment is to witness the miracle!" As I said that, I felt as if I was really moving upwards. up.

On closer inspection, it seems that there are two hands pushing up, it seems that this is the magician's assistant, and there is a cloth around it, people can't see why I am rising, it is estimated that they think It's real magic, after all, this world does have magician, although there are very few.

Then I vaguely saw the magician put the ring back and forth on the outside, and when the ring touched my leg, I didn't react.

At this time, the magician whispered: "Lift your foot." I realized that, he should have told me in advance, if I were an ordinary sheep, he would be smashed.

I hurriedly lifted my two front legs, the ring passed through in front of me, and then I lifted my two back legs, which allowed the ring to pass through smoothly.

Then the hands slowly put me down, and then the magician yanked the cloth off my body, revealing my silhouette.

There was continuous applause for a while, they didn't know what happened, just saw that the magician really floated the goat, and then fell again.

The magician said loudly: "Thank you for your support. If you like it, you can give some Copper Coin Silver Coin. Of course, I will not refuse gold coin. I will have more wonderful magic performances in the future. Bring it to everyone."

When he mentioned the gold coin, the people around him laughed, and the atmosphere was brought up. People poured Copper Coin and Silver Coin onto the stage, and several people from the circus Hurry up and pick it up.

After a while no one was throwing any more money, the magician continued to say: "We're going to have some exciting games next!"

After he finished speaking, The audience suddenly howled, it seems that they like the excitement, no wonder people in the pub are so crazy when they hear the DJ.

At this moment, a woman in very simple clothes stepped onto the stage, and then several people carried up a box that was less than one person tall.

After the magician watched them finish, he said again: "Next, I will perform ten thousand swords through the box for everyone!"

Before I didn't understand what he wanted to do At the time, he opened the door of the sub-box, and there was nothing inside.

But after seeing the woman next to me, I suddenly realized something, he wouldn't want to let this woman in, and then stab her with a sword, right?

I don't think everyone can heal themselves like me. If this woman was stabbed a few times by a sword, she would probably die, and the rescue is not easy.

Under the expectation of everyone, the woman walked slowly into the box. Although the box was tall, it just exposed her head so that people could confirm that she was really inside.

When she walked into the magic box, the magician picked up a sword on the table behind, and everyone held their breath.

I just watched him slowly stab the sword from the middle of the box, and then he went to get another sword and stabbed it again from the side.

After one stabbed back and forth more than a dozen times, everyone almost didn't dare to breathe, and they were all worried about the woman inside.

But judging from the woman's exposed head, she didn't seem to have anything to do, and she didn't have the slightest expression of pain, which also made people feel amazing.

I watched the magic they performed and murmured, "I can do this too."

I kicked my hoof on the cage when I lifted my leg, and the pigeons fluttered in the cage, foul-mouthed again.

Just as I was bullying the pigeons, the magician had already pulled out all the swords again. After opening the magic box, the woman came out intact, causing a warm applause.

I didn't have much interest in the previous magic, and it felt like a blindfold. Until this magic, I felt a little real. Could it be that that woman can really heal herself as fast as me? But the problem is that when it's over, she has no blood on her body.

I saw that woman walk down the stage, so I walked over, wanting to take a good look at what was going on with this woman, and it was rare to meet a creature with the same abilities as me.

The woman did not rest after stepping off the stage. Instead, she ran to another stage to watch the clown performance, giggling from time to time.

My eyes were also attracted by the clown on stage. He was wearing heavy makeup, doing various exaggerated actions at the same time, and made some strange noises, which made people around him laugh.

Occasionally, I will send some bauble to the children under the stage, making the children giggle and laugh. This clown is quite interesting.

But I didn't come here to see him, and then I walked slowly to the woman, and just as I was about to speak, the clown on stage shouted to the woman, "Take Rowling's The sheep are brought up for me to use."

This bastard, do I have any tools? Use it as you say it! ?

At this time, the parrot standing on the shoulders of the clown repeated: "Use it~use it~"

The little favor I had just accumulated for the clown was just exhausted, and the woman actually Obediently reaching out to pull me, I took a step back and avoided her hand.

The woman helplessly spread her hands to the clown, and the clown strode down the stage and said, "I'm coming."

Soon he walked to my place. In front of me, I also reached out to grab my horns, and I ducked back to avoid his dirty hands.

But this guy was actually unable to tell good from bad, and the unsatisfied one wanted to be arrested again. I took a step back again, and he was empty again, and there was laughter around him.

He seemed to be unable to hang his face, and called out, "I must get you on stage today!" Then he rushed towards me.

I hurriedly jumped to the side and nimbly avoided his pounce. As a result, instead of hitting me, he threw himself on the ground and got covered in dirt.

Even the silly parrot fluttered to the side, screaming: "Fool! Fool!" This made the people around him laugh even more.

I saw him fall to the ground and angrily hit him with the head. If it wasn't for the need to borrow your team to go back, I would have killed you!

The clown screamed and wanted to get up, and it looked like he wanted to grab me. I turned the direction and kicked his head with his hoof, which he failed to kick. He got up and fell to the ground again.

Seeing this, the parrot called out again: "Eat the dirt! Eat the dirt!"

At this time, the surrounding people laughed again, and there seemed to be more and more people, and my eyes looked towards After seeing that woman, the woman was looking at the lively happily, but suddenly called out: "It's broken, it's my turn to perform!"

As she spoke, she hurried to the other side, and I didn't care. I got on the clown, so I quickly chased after him. After running a few steps, he turned his head and glanced behind him. The clown was still trying to get up. Judging from his swaying appearance, it was estimated that he would not be able to recover for a while.

Soon the woman ran to another performance area, which was full of round tables, tall poles, and what looked like oversized barbells.

At this time, a man saw her coming and said, "Why did you come!? Does Andy's performance take so long?"

"Sorry, I just saw the clown The performance was delayed for a while." The woman stuck out her tongue.

The man didn't embarrass her, and said, "It's time for you to play next time, hurry up."

The woman hurriedly ran into the arena, Followed up, and was stopped by the man.