Goat Simulator

Goat Simulator Chapter 100

Just as the pirates ran out, the guards rushed in and shouted: "Don't move! Who is making trouble!?"

The fortune teller hurriedly shouted: "It's the pirates , they ran away just after smashing the tavern, from the back door!"

The guards immediately chased out from the back door when they heard it, and the fortune-teller hurriedly pulled the magician and ran out, I saw After quickly followed along.

Looking at the tavern Boss who was trying to stop us, I turned the horn slightly to his side, and the Boss immediately hesitated, and hurriedly took two steps back, not daring to stop us.

This tavern boss is really cowardly. It’s far worse than the one in Iron Fort City. It seems that one side’s soil and water support one side’s people. The life here is so comfortable that even pirates dare not follow the guards. meet force with force, not to mention orc siege stuff.

Soon we were running back to the circus, where the two of them got into the tarot-filled divination tent, looked at each other and laughed at the same time.

I don't know if they have the same heart, but I know it's really unfortunate tonight. I met these disgusting things, and I couldn't drink the wine. I swear that I will meet those pirates in the future. won't let them go.

This kind of feeling is like walking alone on the street and suddenly encountering a mad dog. It bites you and then runs away. As a result, you have to get rabies vaccine yourself, not to mention how disgusting and crooked. .

When I was depressed, the fortune-teller asked the magician out after a few words. I thought she was going to leave the magician here for the night. At that time, it was not convenient for me. Is it convenient to stay here?

After the magician left, the fortune-teller cleaned up in the tent, because I didn't manage the tent when I went to drink before, so it was a little messy, especially after I sprayed a lot of tarot cards after.

The fortune-teller patiently picked up all those tarot cards, and then sorted them together. It seems that she has obtained a lot of tarot cards. It seems that she will not be short of tarot cards for the time being. used.

I was bored, so I closed my eyes and rested. After I don't know how long, I felt a ray of light shining on my face in a trance.

My eyes opened slightly, and I followed the light, and found that someone had set up a divination tent, but when I looked closely, I found that it was a magician.

This guy is really self-conscious. Although the fortune-teller sleeps in the corner wearing clothes, he is really shameless.

When the fortune-teller heard the movement, he opened his eyes alertly. When he saw that it was a magician, he relaxed again. I don't know why she was nervous. Is it dangerous? He's a guy anyway.

Seeing that the fortune-teller was awake, the magician whispered: "It's dawn, I'll bring the goats to the show." The fortune-teller replied in a daze: "Um... um... go. Let's do it."

As she said that, she turned over and went to sleep. I guessed that the guests were about to come for divination. Can't be idle either.

As the magician walked to his stage, he said, "I will perform a big change in a while, and when I put the cloth on you, there will be someone on the stage under your feet. Open it, just get in, do you understand?"

I nodded, it turned out to be such a simple thing, I thought it was some kind of magical magic, suddenly I felt so bored, just a trick? ? If so I can do it too, just don't know if it will inspire some magic sheep or something.

The magician saw me nodded, and was very happy: "Rowling is right, she really found a treasure, you are really not an ordinary goat, no goat is as smart as you, if you I won't be surprised if God speaks."

You guessed it right, I really can talk, but I don't really want to tell this guy like you. No, I don't want to be my little brother.

The magician took me behind the stage and went to work. Looking at the things he prepared, I probably guessed what he was going to perform, all kinds of props, including the dumb one. Rabbit and that cranky dove.

"What are you doing here!" The pigeon fluttered towards me when it saw me. The magician hurriedly reached out to grab it, but didn't catch it.

The pigeon rushed towards my head, and I immediately greeted it with a horn, and said, "You are quite wide!"

Originally, the pigeon used The claws scratched my head, and I swept it aside with a horn, but it flew back soon, and at the same time shouted: "I have put up with you for a long time!"

"What a coincidence, Me too, you bastard, it should have been turned into a roast pigeon." As I said that, I swung the horns again, the pigeon evaded while flying, and tried to scratch my head with its claws, of course, still scolding the street.

Suddenly there was chaos on the table, with pigeon hair and wool flying everywhere.

At this time, the magician had already stuffed the rabbit into the hat, then ran over quickly, grabbed one of the pigeon's wings, and pulled it away from the top of my head.

"Really, you've made trouble again, you should be turned into a roast pigeon!" The magician looked at the pigeon dissatisfied, and simply wouldn't let go no matter how the pigeon flapped its wings and scolded the street, after all, the two of them Can't understand each other's words.

But the magician had the same idea as I did, and suddenly I felt that the magician was not that bad anymore, at least he could roast the pigeons.

When the magician shoved the pigeon into the top hat, there were already guests around, but it seemed that it was not yet time for the performance, so the magician did not start the performance immediately.

The sun gradually rose with a smile, and there were more and more people around. The magician glanced at the time and said aloud: "The time is up, please enjoy my magic below. Show!"

After saying that, he took out a tarot card, I thought this guy also had to do divination, but after a few fiddling, more and more, he didn't know where to get it. Yes, this made the audience cheer again and again.

Of course this wasn't the end of it. He pulled out another big flag from his fist. The flag had a gryphon on it, which seemed to be the flag of the Eternal Empire, which attracted a burst of applause.

It's really amazing that such a big flag can be pulled out of such a small fist, but how can I vaguely see that he seems to be pulling it out of his sleeve.

But this is just the beginning, and then the magician really took off his hat and put it on the table.

I know that there are rabbits and pigeons hidden in the hat. I even saw a bulge on the side of the hat. I don't need to think about it and know that the pigeon is dishonest.

Then I watched him get a bunch of flowers out of it, then pulled out the rabbit from it, and finally lifted the hat, and the silly pigeon flew out of it.

After the silly pigeon flew out, it really jumped at me again. I didn't intend to let it go. This guy, when I get a few more brothers, it will definitely be roasted!

Seeing this, the magician hurried a few steps and dragged the pigeon back, which made the audience burst into laughter. inside the cage.

After the magician patted the cage, he ran back to the middle of the stage and said aloud: "There was a small situation in the performance just now, but please don't worry, the next wonderful performance will really start! "

I suddenly had an ominous feeling.