When I was supposed to be slaying the dragon, I accidentally started cultivating immortality

Kassel College, at night, in Old Tang and Fingel's dormitory.

"Help...help...I'm going to die..."

Old Tang opened the dormitory door outside the corridor, and Fingel "walked" into the dormitory from the door with a weird posture that was almost crawling.

"It's not that big of a deal, senior brother," Old Tang twitched his lips, "Our training volume isn't very large, right?"

"Not big?" Fingel's face was full of grief and anger, "Can I compare with an animal like you? Today I was forced to sprint for one kilometer just at high speed! One kilometer! I kept the top speed the whole way! I kept sprinting for 100 meters. One kilometer speed! After I finished running, I seemed to see my grandma in heaven waving to me..."

"Didn't everyone of us run away? How could you be so exaggerated?" Old Tang complained, "Mixed-breeds have very strong endurance."

"You... you are all beasts, all animals..." Fingel weakly crawled back to his bed. If he hadn't lived in the lower bunk, Old Tang suspected that he might have just made a bunk on the ground without even using a ladder. Climb.

Speaking of which, Old Tang didn't understand what the leaders of Kassel College's dormitory planning department were thinking. They planned all the dormitories into single or double rooms very arrogantly, and each dormitory was spacious enough, but they had to be in double rooms. There are bunk beds like this in the human room. Even if there are two single beds in the dormitory, it won't be crowded at all.

While thinking this, Old Tang bent his knees slightly and exerted his strength, jumped nearly two meters from the ground, curled up in mid-air to avoid hitting his head on the ceiling, and then landed firmly on his top bunk.

Perhaps this is why the leaders who manage dormitory planning put double beds in the dormitories.

Fingel lay half-dead on his bunk. Old Tang jumped up from the ground and onto the upper bunk, causing the bed frame to visibly shake twice. However, Fingel, who looked exhausted, just let out two weak grunts of dissatisfaction. .

Old Tang Xin said, just pretend, don't think I can't see that among these people, besides me and that Bai Mao, you are the strongest physically. Even Chu Zihang is not as good as you if he doesn't get violent.

As a friend of Lu Mingfei and Chu Zihang, Old Tang naturally knew about violent blood, but this technique was really useless to him.

Of course, Chu Zihang didn't know that he was the King of Bronze and Fire. Although he believed in Chu Zihang's character, he really didn't dare to tell anyone about this kind of thing.

However, he had joked with Lu Mingfei in private that if one day Chu Zihang's bloodline got out of control due to violent bloodshed, he might as well "give blood" to Chu Zihang to help him stabilize and improve his bloodline. It happened that Chu Zihang Hang's awakening spirit is still Jun Yan from his department, his professional counterpart.

Of course, he couldn't do such a high-tech job as "giving blood", but deep in his soul, the real owner of this body should be at his fingertips.

Thinking of this, Old Tang sighed silently, lay on the bed and closed his eyes, sinking into the sea of ​​consciousness.

The light and shadow in front of him changed, and the scene in the sea of ​​​​consciousness had not yet taken shape. Old Tang's ears were already ringing with a roar like a tsunami: "Human face! Why are you here to pay tribute now! You are lazy!"

Old Tang swore that "lazy" was the most annoying word to his ears during this period of time. Basically every day when he entered the Consciousness Sea, he would be yelled at by Norton. He was used to it, and he treated him like His Majesty the Dragon King. of daily special greetings.

"Brother Norton, I'm here."

Old Tang waved his hand, and a large bucket of popcorn and Coke appeared.

"I'm tired of seeing this every day," Norton said with a look of disdain in his huge dragon eyes, "That's all you humans can do."

"Uh..." Old Tang scratched his hair, "Then... how about I clean these up."

"How dare you!" Norton's expression suddenly changed, "How dare you want to take back what you have given me as tribute?!"

"You said you didn't like it..."

"Ahem, I'm not particularly bored. For the sake of your sincere tribute to mankind, it's not impossible to endure it a little longer."

Old Tang:......

Is this the virtue of the Dragon Clan’s monarch?

He felt that if Norton didn't pretend to be corrupted by sugar-coated bullets to numb himself, then the future of the Dragon Clan with such a monarch would be worrying.

"Human side, why didn't you show Naruto last time?" Norton pointed to the huge screen in front of him.

The picture on the screen was frozen in the last second of Naruto's ED.

"Because it's all finished." Old Tang looked at the episode number and saw that the latest episode had been finished.

"It's over?!" Norton was dissatisfied. "In human terms, in human terms, are you telling lies with your eyes open? Do you know what price you have to pay for this?"

"Am I lying? What's wrong? It's just that the broadcast is over." Old Tang looked innocent.

"This plot is obviously only halfway through, and the episode is over before the battle is over. Are you telling me that this is over? Is this considered over?!"

Old Tang was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly realized, "Brother Norton, you haven't chased me before, have you?"

"Chasing...?" Norton was confused.

"Oh! It's all my fault. The ones I showed you before were all finished," Old Tang explained. "The so-called follow-up episode means that the animation production team will release one episode for the audience to see after finishing it, and then continue later. Do the next episode, release it after the next episode is done, and then do the next episode..."

"Does that mean we are still working on the next episode? That makes no sense!" Norton was furious, "Why not finish it right from the beginning!"

"Well... because this is an adaptation of a comic. The original comic is very long. It would cost too much to finish it all. I have to make money by releasing it while I am doing it, so that I can continue to do it..." Old Tang explained.

"Are there comics?" Norton's eyes lit up.

"But the comics are still being drawn. They are not finished, but the progress is faster than the animation." Lao Tang added.

"What? Is this still possible?!" Norton was dissatisfied, "Human side, you know who the author of the comic is, right? Go and arrest him, let him draw it as fast as possible, and finish drawing Naruto for me!"

"No, this should be a crime, right? And even if you kill him, you can't just finish the painting..." Old Tang covered his face.

"Then lock him up, tie him up, and make him keep drawing. If he doesn't draw an episode every day, he won't be allowed to eat or sleep!" At this moment, Norton fully demonstrated his cruelty and even cruelty as the Dragon King.

Old Tang:......

…

Chicago, inside a hotel.

"What did you say? Lao Su and Sister Yun Si are going to have a wedding?" Lu Mingfei was surprised.

"Well," Su Xiaoqiang nodded, "My cousin and sister-in-law just sent me a message, saying that they will send our invitations by then. The wedding will be held in BJ Wangfujing. You should receive the news soon."

As soon as Su Xiaoqiang finished speaking, Lu Mingfei's cell phone rang with a text message.

Lu Mingfei took out his phone and happened to see the text message from Su Jinye.

"Speaking of which, they did say they would hold the wedding in BJ before," Lu Mingfei looked at the text message, "but there is still two months of preparation, isn't it too early to say now?"

"It's getting late. It's not too early to prepare for something as important as a wedding two months in advance," Su Xiaoqiang retorted, "I think two months is less, at least three months, right?"

"Well... when will we start preparations for our wedding?" Lu Mingfei asked.

"I'm not old enough to get married yet, you pervert!" Su Xiaoqiang crossed his arms and looked wary.

"Hey! I'm not here either, okay," Lu Mingfei said with false eyes, "And it stands to reason that I'm still two years behind you. You're just another form of old cow eating young grass, right?"

"We are the same age!" Su Xiaoqiang bared his teeth. "It's a good thing for my cousin to give two months' notice. At least you have time to ask for leave in advance."

"Harm! It's such an important matter. Even if I can't ask for leave in advance, the worst I can do is skip work." Lu Mingfei said confidently.

"Speaking of which, I have been in BJ for a while, but I have never been to Wangfujing. I am looking forward to it." Lu Mingfei groped his chin, "No, I should say that I spent most of my time in the branch campus in the suburbs. , I have never been to many places in BJ, so I will definitely have a good time in BJ when the time comes!"