When I was supposed to be slaying the dragon, I accidentally started cultivating immortality

Equipment Department, new weapons research and development meeting.

"How about it, everyone, what do you think of my idea?" Lu Mingfei stood beside the conference table, with his hands on the table and a pair of frameless flat mirrors. The light of the incandescent lamp was reflected on the mirror surface, which made people feel... I couldn't see his eyes clearly, I could only see the firm and serious lines on the lower half of his face.

"Although the reputation of our equipment department in the school has always been complicated, it can be said to be mixed," a researcher with the same eyes said slowly, "and as scientific researchers, we really shouldn't be constrained by worldly reputations. but……"

"I still sincerely suggest that Researcher Lu Mingfei think about it. In any case, setting the activation method of the latest alchemy weapon in this way is still somewhat... inappropriate." The researcher who spoke thought about his words. .

"Are you kidding me? We, oh no, researcher Lu Mingfei created this thing. Of course he should decide how to activate it!" A man with a beard and wearing an Arab robe looked like he was planning to blow up the Pentagon. The researcher stood up and yelled at the researcher who had spoken before, looking indignant.

"Shut up, you Mobrahan! Don't you just want to hear the person using the new weapon shout 'Moon Prism Power Transformation'?! Don't think I don't know you are a big fan of Sailor Moon, that place in your bedroom I've seen the field guard's life-size pillow a long time ago!" The researcher who was yelled at shouted back.

"What?! How did you know!" The bearded man was shocked.

Lu Mingfei on the side was stunned for a moment, and it took him a full two seconds to react. Chiba Mamoru... seems to be the male lead opposite the protagonist Tsukino Usagi in Sailor Moon, right? I heard that in the future plot line, they not only got married but also had children...

Looking at the frightened bearded man, Lu Mingfei was deeply shocked.

Why do you, a grown man, have a life-size pillow like that of a Chiba guard? And what do you do with it every night?

"Ahem," Director Akadula coughed twice and brought the topic back on track, "Anyway, do you have any thoughts or suggestions about this... uh, crystal starlight powder box?"

The researchers focused their attention on an open pink-purple device placed on the table. The overall shape and size of this device are very close to the foundation box used by girls for makeup. It is even more exquisite and beautiful in shape, but when the lid of the box is opened, What is exposed is not loose powder, but a pink-purple translucent round crystal embedded in the box.

This device is a new alchemical weapon designed by Lu Mingfei and led by a professional research team. It was named "Crystal Starlight Powder Box" by Lu Mingfei.

The activation method is to open the lid of the box to reveal the "Crystal Heart" inside, then raise it above your head and shout "The power of the moon prism! Transformation!", and then the crystal heart embedded inside will release a special phantom light wave. Create optical and acoustic illusions within a certain range.

Since it is not an illusion directly aimed at spiritual release, although the effect is not as good as the spiritual environment, it is almost impossible to be immune to high-level bloodlines - after all, it essentially creates an illusion around the target that blocks vision and hearing, and has no direct effect. In the spirit of the goal.

Researchers don’t know what kind of stimulation Lu Mingfei received to make such a thing to retaliate against society - it is necessary to mention that according to Lu Mingfei himself, he is also planning to create a "phantom silver crystal". Of course, It's just a name. The phantom silver crystal in the setting has unlimited power. It can purify, make wishes, live forever, resurrect, teleport and even travel through time. Lu Mingfei feels that it is impossible for him to become Da Luo. Create an artifact that combines so many functions.

"I have no objection. I just hope that a female student can be found during the test." A researcher raised his hand. "If I saw a man holding this thing and shouting, 'The power of the moon prism, transform', I might The work Sailor Moon has left a lasting psychological shadow that will last a lifetime."

"I agree." A researcher responded immediately.

"Are you kidding! Isn't it normal for girls to shout while holding something like this? Such a picture is like using oil paint to paint Asahina Mikuru on an oil canvas. Although she is an anime girl, her essence is It's just an oil painting, and it doesn't break out of the constraints of traditional thinking at all!" A researcher loudly retorted, "The only way is to let a man test it, and let a tall and majestic man like... well, like Caesar, the president of the student union, hold it up Shouting 'The power of the moon prism transforms' can give people a completely different visual impact!"

"With all due respect, I think if you do this, the enemy may have been harmed for real before stimulating the illusion of the crystal starlight compact." The researcher who had previously proposed to let female students test it complained.

"Isn't this bad? We are dragon slayers! As long as it is practical, if you can laugh or embarrass the enemy to death, why go up and fight the enemy with a knife and risk being torn into pieces? "

"Don't be afraid of being shattered into pieces. You must leave your innocence in the world." Lu Mingfei suddenly spoke. No one expected that he would say such a sentence.

"I didn't expect you, Mingfei, to have such a high level of awareness!" Director Akadulla sighed, "So are you going to change the activation method of this thing?"

"Change? Are you kidding," Lu Mingfei shook his head, "I mean, if you want to use the Crystal Starlight Compact Box, you must have the consciousness to make a choice between innocence and death, or choose to give up innocence and activate it in this life. Carrying this unbearable black history until you are nailed into a coffin, or holding on to your innocence and being torn to pieces by Deadpool or dragons."

"ah……"

"hiss……"

"this……"

The sound of air-conditioning filled the conference room, and almost every researcher looked at Lu Mingfei with awe and even fear.

This person... must not be messed with!

…

"Hey, senior brother, do you have time? I have a new alchemy weapon here and I want to find someone to test it... What? I'm training members of the special operations team, okay, it's okay, I'll just find someone else. "

Lu Mingfei put down his cell phone, pondered for two seconds, and then dialed another number: "Hey, Brother Caesar, are you there? I want to ask you to help test a new alchemical weapon... Huh? I'm training with Senior Brother Chu. Members of the action team, okay, I’ll find others.”

"Tsk... Why are you training all the time?" Lu Mingfei put down his phone, feeling a little troubled, "Who should I ask for testing?"

Lu Mingfei stared at the address book on his phone, and his eyes fell on a brief note - the principal.

"No, no," Lu Mingfei shook his head, "The equipment department's funds have to go through the hands of the principal."

"Oh... forget it, let's wait for now. Anyway, the things are already done. Sooner or later, we will find the guinea pig..." Lu Mingfei packed up his things, walked out of his laboratory, and walked home. road.

…

Meanwhile, Cassell College, Norton Hall, inside the Special Operations Team training facility.

"Ah... sneeze!" Nuonuo sneezed hard. For some reason, a chill suddenly rose up in her body. With an extremely keen sixth sense, she felt as if some kind of ethereal malice had descended on her. On the body.

…

"Xiaoqiang, I'm back!" Lu Mingfei opened the door of the villa.

"Go and change clothes quickly," Su Xiaoqiang urged, sitting in the living room and looking at Lu Mingfei outside the door, "You should have already asked for leave. Change clothes quickly. It's time for us to go out and play."

"Are you in such a hurry? Xiaoqiang," Lu Mingfei turned around and glanced outside, "It's almost afternoon. It will probably be dusk by the time we get to Chicago. Can't we go tomorrow? I've been invited for ten days. Fake."

The college does not allow people to go out casually. Asking for leave and asking for leave to go out require two completely different procedures. The former is simple and quick, while the latter must be signed by the principal or dean of academic affairs.

But this is obviously not a difficult problem for Lu Mingfei, not to mention that Ange has been trying to "drive" Lu Mingfei away these past few days to calm his eyes and ears.

Yesterday, Lu Mingfei called him in the middle of the night and said, "Principal, are you asleep? I can't sleep. I'm worried about not having enough funds." At that time, he was having a heated chat with a beautiful blonde and blue-eyed beauty in a bar in Ethiopia. Lu Mingfei's phone call made him lose interest all night.

So this morning when Lu Mingfei went to see him with the leave application form, he signed it without saying a word, and even asked Lu Mingfei thoughtfully if one week of leave was enough, and if he wanted two more days...

So now Lu Mingfei's holiday has become ten days.

"I was so tired at school, go, go, I've packed your clothes for you." Su Xiaoqiang stood up and pushed Lu Mingfei's shoulder to let him walk into the bedroom.

…

In the evening, it was getting dark. Street lights and colored lights were already on in a square in downtown Chicago. Lu Mingfei and Su Xiaoqiang were sitting on a bench by the fountain.

Su Xiaoqiang and Lu Mingfei each held a cone, and the fountain behind them looked like a glowing tree in the light. Lu Mingfei and Su Xiaoqiang looked like people in fairy tales sitting under the tree and making romantic promises to the stars for a lifetime. lovers.

But in fact, they have been lovers for a long time, and now they are not making wishes on the stars, but each is holding their own untouched cone while staring at the other's.

"I don't like the taste of this very much. How about you give me yours and we can switch?" Su Xiaoqiang suggested.

"But we both bought the same flavor." Lu Mingfei said.

"..." Su Xiaoqiang twitched the corner of her mouth, "That's okay."

"But I want you, Xiaoqiang, to feed me." Lu Mingfei showed a shameless face.

"Come on, call me sister and I'll give it to you." Su Xiaoqiang handed the cone to Lu Mingfei's mouth.

"What kind of weird play are you doing?" Lu Mingfei blinked.

Fortunately, there were not many passers-by around, otherwise the two of them would have been the center of attention, even more eye-catching than the fountain behind them.

Especially these two crooked guys are rare handsome men and beauties. Even according to American aesthetics, these two men and women from the East are still as beautiful as elves in dreams.

Lu Mingfei put on a white casual suit that Su Xiaoqiang prepared for him. Although it seemed a bit strange to wear a suit when going out to play, this suit should be made by a master. The design is very reasonable, slim and beautiful, and does not affect movement at all. .

And if clothes affect movement, it should be Su Xiaoqiang.

She was wearing a Victorian-style long skirt. Although it was not as graceful, luxurious and sophisticated as the skirts of the Victorian era, it was definitely more eye-catching than regular clothes.

The pure white long skirt, fluffy skirt, and waist-cinching design set off her slender waist. The skirt is decorated with exquisite embroidery, her hair is carefully tied up, and the crystal earrings are hanging down, swaying gently, reflecting the Clear light.

Although this outfit was stunning, it really didn't look like she was on vacation - but Lu Mingfei didn't dare to complain.

Although he has reached the heart-moving state, the heart-moving state is not the state of heart-death. He still has the most basic desire to survive.

Trying to overcome the psychological barrier of calling "sister", Lu Mingfei seemed to have regained the ability to lick his face and walk to Su Xiaoqiang's desk in his freshman year of high school and say, "My dear, my homework is still a little bit unfinished. You Lu Mingfei is a kind-hearted person who can and cannot help students in need."

Of course, at that time, Su Xiaoqiang would glance sideways at Lu Mingfei and ask him who was more beautiful, between himself and Chen Wenwen - Lu Mingfei, who was a freshman in high school, was still the loyal "suitor" of President Chen Da, and answered without hesitation, "Although you are beautiful But classmate Chen Wenwen has more temperament, like the kind of literary person who comes out of poetry..." Then before he finished speaking, Su Xiaoqiang slapped a book on his face, and he showed a flattering smile and held the book to talk Take your seat to copy homework.

Thinking about it now, Su Xiaoqiang didn't have anything to call him to death at that time. Maybe she was interested in him?

"What are you thinking about?" Su Xiaoqiang kept raising the cone to Lu Mingfei's mouth.

"Miss Chen Wenwen." Lu Mingfei blurted out.

The cone was like a cold air radiating around the air, but when Lu Mingfei finished speaking, the chill in the air was ten times stronger than the cone.

"I was wondering why I still liked her for one year even though you were in the class at that time," Lu Mingfei said without changing his expression. "Now that I think about it, maybe I was too stupid at the time."

"Hmph! You are stupid now!" Su Xiaoqiang snorted, "Open your mouth!"

"Ah -" Lu Mingfei opened his mouth obediently, and Su Xiaoqiang stuffed a big mouthful of ice cream into his mouth.

If it were an ordinary person, this would be enough to make the back of his head ache with coldness, but it was no problem for a monk. Lu Mingfei easily bit off a large piece of ice cream without changing his expression.

"Well... I want to eat it too." Su Xiaoqiang narrowed his eyes and looked at Lu Mingfei.

Lu Mingfei understood, and was about to hand the cone to Su Xiaoqiang's lips. Su Xiaoqiang curled his lips, leaned his upper body forward, and pressed his soft lips tightly against Lu Mingfei's mouth.

A cold feeling flowed into Su Xiaoqiang's mouth, and a warm and even hot feeling entered Lu Mingfei's mouth.

Su Xiaoqiang bent his index finger, and pinched Lu Mingfei's chin with his index finger and thumb.

After a long time, the lips parted.

"But you are stupid, at least you have a sweet mouth."

Su Xiaoqiang licked her lips and smiled.