When I was supposed to be slaying the dragon, I accidentally started cultivating immortality

"So the security system of Kassel College is actually a sieve, right? Just one organization sent two undercovers to one class of students. Sooner or later, this poor school will become a nest of undercovers." Lu Mingfei complained.

"We were able to enroll easily. It is said that there is someone in the school who cooperates with us. Part of his authority involves admissions." Zero explained.

"Good guy, here comes another one!" Lu Mingfei was stunned, "Part of the authority involves admissions? Could it be from the admissions office?"

"I don't know, his identity is very mysterious, and he doesn't belong to us, he just cooperates with us," Zero said, "But his specific identity should only be known to the boss."

"This school is going to take pills sooner or later," Lu Mingfei complained, "What's going on with you two? Do you know what your mission is?"

"I don't know. Mai Shutoku only told me to wait for the opportunity to cooperate with her," Old Tang shook his head and sold Mai Mai without hesitation, "but she didn't tell me what she was going to do."

"Me too." Zero said.

"Forget it, let's leave it at that for now," Lu Mingfei nodded, "Wait until Jiude Mayi contacts us again. Remember to hide it carefully and don't expose it."

"I know, Brother Fei!" Old Tang nodded, "Then about me..."

"Come find me tomorrow." Lu Mingfei said.

"okay!"

"I will also pay attention." Zero said.

"Well... let's go, we should go back to the dance," Lu Mingfei said, "You two are alone. If I don't show up for the whole dance, my girlfriend will tear me alive."

"But Brother Fei, there's dancing outside right now," Old Tang opened the door and peeked out, "Wouldn't it be a bit too conspicuous for us to just break in and walk in front of them?"

"It's a very constructive question. Do you have a solution?" Lu Mingfei glanced at him.

"Dance partners will be exchanged at the dance. How about we mix in and dance together for the time being, and then meet up with our original partners while the dance partners are being exchanged?" Old Tang suggested.

"What kind of bad idea do you have? First of all, two men jumping on the dance floor together is very conspicuous! Secondly, are you not afraid that the headline in the school tomorrow will be about our scandal? You are shameless and I want to do it again!" Lu Mingfei complained.

"No way...it's just a dance. Don't you think Sister Xiaoqiang and Senior Sister Zhuya are having fun dancing?" Old Tang looked outside.

"Two beautiful girls dancing together is a feast for the eyes. We two old men are worthy of immorality." Lu Mingfei said.

"It makes sense..." Old Tang was thoughtful.

"What's more important is that if someone like you spreads some scandal, you might as well kill me," Lu Mingfei said. "Although I don't want any scandal at all, but even if it does spread, the target of my scandal must be someone." Girl, right? Wouldn’t my reputation be ruined if I spread the word to a grown man?”

"Teacher, if you don't want to dance with a man and don't want to be noticed, I have a way." Zero said coldly from the side.

"Oh? What can you do, Zero?"

Lu Mingfei actually didn't mind crossing half of the dance floor in the crowd's gaze. He was used to being noticed anyway, but if there was any way to make the noise smaller, there was really no need for him to rush in and be the center of attention. Besides, this was after all, The ball organized by Caesar, and now that Caesar is his big customer, he should give it as much face as possible.

"Dance with me." Zero said.

Lu Mingfei:? ? ?

"No, Zero, you may have misunderstood something. Our problem now is how to send two men to the dance floor as quietly as possible, instead of sending a man and a woman in. If it is a man and a woman, we don't have to be so entangled. ”

And if I remember correctly, you are mysophobic? Lu Mingfei thought to himself.

"You can ask that person to change Ronald Tang in, and then the two of us will leave after you complete the dance partner exchange." Zero pointed through the crack in the door to a tall man who slipped in from the front door with a sinister expression.

Although this man was tall and strong, he tried to act light. He avoided the dance floor and wandered along the edge of the hall. From time to time, he walked from the banquet table to write snacks and other food, which did not attract too many people's attention. .

"Fingal?"

"Fingal?"

Lu Mingfei and Old Tang exclaimed almost at the same time.

"Brother Fei, do you know Senior Brother Fingel?" Old Tang felt that there were so many coincidences today.

"My errand boy in school, although I haven't used him much, how do you know him?" Lu Mingfei asked.

"He is my roommate, and we are also a mentor... By the way, isn't he the director of the Ministry of Information? He should have received an invitation, right? Why didn't he bring a dance partner and looked like he was committing a crime?" Old Tang was puzzled.

"To be honest, I don't think he necessarily has an invitation. He probably sneaked in quietly to eat and drink." Lu Mingfei shook his head, "Ling's idea is good. He happens to be walking in our direction. Wait until he gets closer. Let’s drag him in.”

"No, Brother Fei, isn't this still me dancing with a man?" Old Tang was puzzled.

"The point is not who you dance with, but who I dance with. What does it have to do with me that you dance with a man? It's not me dancing with Fingel," Lu Mingfei comforted, "If you really have a mental disorder, you can Fingal imagined being a dog and that would be fine.”

"I think this is more of a psychological barrier." Old Tang complained.

"Then just go in by yourself. As long as you don't mind being watched by everyone, those who watch you will also watch Zhuya. You have to pray that she won't cause trouble for you in the future."

Lu Mingfei looked at Ling: "Ling, are you okay? You don't have to force yourself. If it doesn't work, I can walk there alone. I won't lose any flesh if others look at me. Xiaoqiang will understand."

"Hey! Brother Fei, you have two different attitudes!" Old Tang was angry.

"I can do it." Facing Lu Mingfei's concerned gaze, Ling nodded and took out a pair of silver high heels from the bag in his hand.

Lu Mingfei:? ? ?

Why do you carry high heels with you?

"I like dancing." As if he guessed what Lu Mingfei wanted to complain about, Ling spoke before him.

Lu Mingfei watched Ling take off the black leather shoes he was originally wearing and put on high heels. The originally petite girl suddenly stood up straight. Although she still had a delicate and cute face, there was a noble temperament in her eyes, as if She suddenly grew up from a princess to a queen, and then gracefully extended her hand to Lu Mingfei.

Not to mention the person involved, Lu Mingfei, even Old Tang who was watching was dumbfounded - can a girl change so much when she puts on a pair of high heels?

"I want to dance... I want to dance with my master..." A familiar crisp voice came from his ears. Old Tang turned his head, and Xiao Yin stood beside him, looking up at him pitifully.

Old Tang: "..."

Xiaoyin, you don’t even have a body, so what are you doing dancing with?

Because Ling was present now, it was really inconvenient for Old Tang to talk to Ling, so he could only shake his head vaguely at Xiao Yin.

no.

"Oh...I know, I'm sorry master, it's Xiao Yin who is willful, ugh..." Xiao Yin sat on the ground obediently, with his arms wrapped around his knees, and his head buried in his arms.

Old Tang stared at Xiao Yin, who was sitting on the ground with her face buried in her face and her expression could not be seen clearly. He could only see her white and round shoulders shaking from time to time.

A living spirit... can also cry?

While Old Tang was stunned, Lu Mingfei had already dragged Fingel in from the outside, and then had a cordial and friendly exchange with him as quickly as possible and reached a consensus.

"You? Understand?" Lu Mingfei gestured with his fist in front of Fingel?

"I see!"

Fingel nodded and bowed, held up his orchid fingers and winked at Old Tang: "Junior brother, come and dance with me?"

Old Tang covered his mouth hard, for fear that he would spit it out.

…

"Let's go first, you two follow, Ling and I will cover you!" Behind the door, Lu Mingfei held Ling's hand and said to Old Tang and Fingel.

Before Old Tang and Fingel could talk, Lu Mingfei and Ling walked out of the door and entered the dance floor according to the rhythm of the music. The handsome men and beauties were like silver knives thrust into the cake.

"Junior brother, come on?" Fingel stretched out his arm to Old Tang with a fearless attitude, and Old Tang gritted his teeth and grabbed it, as if it was not a strong arm from a man, but a piece of red-hot steel. column.

The music at this time was tango. Fingel smiled confidently, danced the men's steps and led Old Tang onto the dance floor, following closely behind Lu Mingfei and Ling.

Originally, they were mentally prepared to be noticed by others, but no one around them seemed to notice this eye-catching pair.

Old Tang and Fingel looked in the direction of Lu Mingfei and Ling. The boy in a pure white suit and the girl in an aqua blue dress became the focus of the audience.

They were close to each other, and the hem of Ling's skirt flew up in the music, drawing a graceful arc like petals. The silver high heels under the skirt shone brightly. Lu Mingfei danced with her, chic and elegant, as if he was not A tango dancer, but a scribe who danced a sword at the banquet, but what he held in his hand was not a sword, but the delicate and slender palm of a girl.

Obviously their movements were very standard and graceful, but Lu Mingfei and Ling seemed to be dancing two completely different dances. However, the two dances blended together, like petals soaked in water and swirling with the flowing water.

Lu Mingfei held Ling's slender waist and leaned very close to her. The girl seemed to be sprayed with perfume, but it was very light and elegant. Lu Mingfei couldn't tell what the smell was. Maybe it was a perfume he had never heard of, or maybe it was a girl. Body scent?

Do girls really have body fragrance?

Lu Mingfei didn't know that the fragrance of Ling was lingering on the tip of his nose, and the bright chandeliers were turned on above his head. Caesar decorated the Norton Pavilion extremely luxuriously, with thick red carpets and snow-white marble columns with relief carvings. Even the wooden frames on the floor-to-ceiling windows were carved into the shape of vines.

The light passed in front of Lu Mingfei's eyes, and another scene seemed to appear in front of Lu Mingfei's eyes. It was also a magnificent hall. The window frames were not carved with flowers. Outside was the university roaring in the sky. Firewood was burning in the fireplace of the hall, making a "crackling" sound. the sound of.

The dancers are glamorous, but they have different styles from the boys in black and girls in white skirts in the student union. Their clothes are very much like those from the Soviet period. The boy’s wide belt is tightly tied into the military uniform, and the waist is like a gun. The girls were all equally upright, wearing silk dresses with skirts that only reached their knees, revealing their slender and straight calves. The boys and girls danced close to each other, their movements ambiguous and seductive, completely lacking the elegance that a dance should have. Everyone's face was filled with excitement. flush.

Many people danced around the accordion player. Lu Mingfei felt that the music in his ears was no longer tango, but "Ode to Joy" with a slightly higher key. However, the key of "Ode to Joy" seemed to be too high. It almost turned into a shrill howl, as if it was no longer a Christian song, but the singing of Satan from hell. During the singing, boys and girls were entangled and twisted in dance, as if this dance was a dance party. A carnival celebrating the arrival of the devil into the world.

Among the dancing boys and girls who were entangled like beasts, Lu Mingfei barely found two normal people. He saw a little boy dancing with his arms around a little girl. The boy was very cute, wearing a beautiful bearskin hat, and was elegantly dressed. He wears a navy blue woolen windbreaker with a silver badge on his collar. Although he looks like a child, there are vaguely angular features of a man between his brows.

The girl looked completely unworthy of the boy. She was skinny, with dry hair, and freckles on her face. Judging from her movements, she couldn't dance at all. She just followed the boy's movements mechanically and clumsily. The boy was obviously an expert. While dancing with ease, it can also drive the girl's movements.

A jade-like sound resounded between his ears, and everything in front of him seemed like a gouache painting on glass. The glass suddenly shattered, and the painting was also in pieces.

Among the fragments, Lu Mingfei only had time to look at the boy's girl again. The boy seemed to be looking at him too. The girl's long hair was very light golden.

When Lu Mingfei came back to his senses, he was holding Ling's hand and saluting each other. Ling seemed to be performing court etiquette. He slightly pulled up his skirt towards Lu Mingfei and crouched slightly. Lu Mingfei looked like He was returning the courtesy, but he seemed to be just staring down at Zero, as if his gaze itself was a kind of etiquette.

"Dancing well." Su Xiaoqiang looked at them with a smile, but he had separated from Zhuya at some point.

Lu Mingfei turned his neck stiffly and looked around. Not only Su Xiaoqiang and Zhuya, everyone was separated. The music had stopped. Caesar and Nuonuo stood on the second floor and took the lead in applauding. The hall burst into applause.

Old Tang and Fingel huddled in the crowd and applauded vigorously, fearing that others would notice them because they were not gregarious.

Su Xiaoqiang tilted his head and looked at Lu Mingfei and Ling. Lu Mingfei swallowed slowly and was covered in cold sweat.

…

The dance ended and the guests dispersed in twos and threes.

"I don't even know why I came to be your dance partner," Zhuya said angrily, "I came here and ended up dancing three dances with a girl?"

"That's right, senior sister, I ended up dancing half a dance with a man," Old Tang said, patting Zhuya sincerely, "As a human being, you must learn to be content."

"Get out!" Zhuya slapped his hand away and said angrily, "Let's get in the car and go back!"

"Uh... Senior sister, please go first. I have something else to do. I'll just go back later." Old Tang scratched his head.

"You won't get lost in school, will you?" Zhuya stared at him.

"No, no! Definitely not! I have already memorized the road!" Old Tang vowed.

…

"No, why are we coming back?"

Lu Mingfei was held by Su Xiaoqiang's hand and stood in front of the Norton Hall with a sad face.

It was already late at night, the banquet had dispersed long ago, the lights in the Norton Hall were all turned off, and the only light source was the faint moonlight in the sky.

"What do you think? Make up for the dance you owe me!"

Su Xiaoqiang took Lu Mingfei's hand and walked to Xiangmen without any explanation: "Didn't you ask Caesar for the key? Open the door!"

"No need to open it," Lu Mingfei stared at the door, the corners of his mouth twitching, "The lock seems to have been picked."

"ha?"

Su Xiaoqiang and Lu Mingfei broke into the lobby of the Norton Hall. The cold moonlight poured in through the windows. Old Tang was wearing an evening dress and dancing a pas de deux alone in the moonlight like a mental patient.

Su Xiaoqiang blinked: "What is Old Tang doing?"

"Put your magic power into your eyes and look again." Lu Mingfei shrugged.

Under the moonlight, Old Tang held the waist of a silver-haired girl, and the two danced gracefully.