When I was supposed to be slaying the dragon, I accidentally started cultivating immortality

"Hi!" Lu Mingfei sat in the rest area and greeted Caesar and Nono who were walking towards him, with a smile as bright as a steamed Boston lobster.

"Brother Lu," Caesar greeted Lu Mingfei, "Nono said he wanted to come and thank you."

"Thank me? Thank me for what?" Lu Mingfei was stunned.

"Thank you for saving Senior Sister Aji," Nono said, "Senior Sister Aji and I are considered friends. She told me that you risked your life to save them during the mission. If it weren't for you, she and Senior Brother Ye Sheng would probably I will sacrifice myself, and I don’t know what mission is so dangerous.”

Lu Mingfei secretly said that it seemed that the Kuimen project was still being kept strictly confidential.

"Senior Brother Ye Sheng and Senior Sister Aji are also my friends," Lu Mingfei waved his hand, "But I haven't had the chance to contact them since I came back. Now that you have contacted Senior Sister Aji, do you know what their current situation is like? ?”

"I just finished my physical examination and am reporting on my work. The task this time is very complicated. As front-line executives, the two of them are very busy during this time. The reports to be written can probably fill up a desk," Nuonuo complained. He said, "Speaking of which, why are you so leisurely? Didn't you also go on a mission with them? Didn't anyone ask you to fill in a report?"

"No," Lu Mingfei shook his head, "Maybe he was stopped by the director or principal."

"By the way, what does the execution department say about them? Did they receive any credit for this mission?" Lu Mingfei still remembers that Senior Brother Ye Sheng said that as long as he can make contributions to the Kuimen Project, he and Ya Ji was transferred together, left the underwater operation team, and even joined the elite combat team for training.

"Of course, a meritorious service was recorded. The specific details cannot be disclosed due to the confidentiality regulations. However, she quietly told me that the execution department's awards to her and Ye Sheng are already going through the process. They just have to wait for the principal to sign when he returns from a business trip. "Nono said, "Having the principal sign it in person is probably a very high-level reward."

She nudged Caesar with her elbow and winked at him: "You don't even have this honor."

"There will be, it's just a matter of time." Caesar said nonchalantly.

"Speaking of which, do you think it's possible that the principal will invite Senior Brother Ye Sheng and Senior Sister Aji to have afternoon tea?" Nono said to Lu Mingfei, "Senior Sister Aji said that Ye Sheng's biggest wish in school is to go Have afternoon tea with the principal in the principal’s office.”

"Maybe," Caesar said, "but afternoon tea is the principal's private matter. The bigger the reward or the greater the contribution, the more likely you are to be invited by the principal to have afternoon tea."

"Hey! How big of a deal is this? Brother Ye Sheng, why didn't you tell me? I'm going to go to the principal's place to eat and drink... No, I just told the principal to add someone else during the afternoon tea," Lu Ming said Feidao said, "The principal has secretly saved a lot of good tea and pastries!"

"I don't think students go to afternoon tea for the tea and refreshments." Caesar complained.

"Then what's the point of afternoon tea? To listen to a coquettish old man over a hundred years old behind the desk wearing a woolen shirt and tortoiseshell eyes, talking about his glorious deeds of traveling around the world, slaying dragons and picking up girls?" Lu Mingfei said the same way.

"Sounds good?" Nono showed great temper.

"It's really interesting once or twice, but if you listen to it too much, you will inevitably get tired of it, especially since the principal is over a hundred years old after all. Although he can be regarded as a dragon-slaying warrior on the front line, as an old man, it is inevitable that he will be a bit nagging. .”

"I heard you say that, you seem to have been to the principal's office many times?" Nono was a little surprised.

"Not many," Lu Mingfei said, "About once a week, usually on Saturday or Sunday afternoon."

"Do you know how many people in the school will be so jealous that they want to shoot you when you say this?" Nuonuo stared at Lu Mingfei and said.

"I have been doing research in the equipment department all year round. Warriors are welcome to come and take risks. If an accident happens unfortunately, the equipment department has a professional funeral team that can provide tombstones of different specifications, shapes and materials. They will also provide considerate engraving services on the tombstones, and also provide You can renew the monument at a discount," Lu Mingfei put on an expression like a salesman knocking on doors, "The second monument is half price!"

"Who would need a second monument for something like this!" Nuonuo complained loudly, attracting the attention of the people around him.

"You don't have to buy it for yourself, you can buy it as a group," Lu Mingfei said, "For example, you can consider buying a couple's package. The price for two people is only one and a half, which is equivalent to a 25% discount! And We will also plant a tree on the two graves and use alchemy to make them intertwined and grow, to symbolize the beautiful love that I am in you and you are in me!"

"Shut up! How beautiful is this thing? Only people with brain problems would buy it!" Nono went crazy, "Caesar, why are you putting on such an emotional expression? Why are you taking out your wallet?! "

…

In the evening, the banquet was about to begin, outside the Norton Hall.

"Here we are, right here." Chu Zihang got out of the driver's seat of the car.

"Thank you, thank you. It's a big help, brother!" Old Tang got down from the co-pilot and held Chu Zihang's hand excitedly.

"I will drive when you go back in the evening, and you are not allowed to touch the steering wheel again!"

Behind Chu Zihang and Old Tang, a red convertible sports car stopped. Zhu Ya got out of the driver's seat, and Su Qian on the passenger seat opened the door.

Originally in the grove, Chu Zihang and Su Qian planned to let Old Tang and the others follow their car to the Norton Hall. With someone to guide them, they wouldn't have to worry about Old Tang getting lost.

As a result, Old Tang's car followed them and turned to an unknown place before they left the woods. Fortunately, it was not far away. Chu Zihang and Su Qian found them back in time, and then temporarily decided to take Chu Zihang and Old Tang arranged for them to be put in a car, and Chu Zihang was responsible for driving.

At the entrance of Norton Hall, Old Tang excitedly held Chu Zihang's hand to express his gratitude. Su Qian and Zhu Ya walked towards them.

In the grass in the distance, a man with messy hair like a bird's nest, wearing a plaid shirt, held up a camera equipped with a high-power zoom lens, pressed the shutter, held a sandwich in his mouth and whispered vaguely: "Beautiful! Tomorrow is beautiful. We have the news material! But after all, didn’t Junior Brother and the others set off long ago? Why did they arrive now?"

…

Norton Hall, in the orchestra members' lounge.

"How about it, Zero? Are you nervous?"

Su Xiaoqiang was wearing a black evening dress, and her exposed skin seemed to be filled with white light under the light. The rose earrings carved from crystal hung down, reflecting the clear light.

"No," Zero shook his head, "I've already mastered the party's music."

"But you also said before, this is your first time playing with other people, right? Don't be nervous if you don't cooperate well with the team. As long as you play well enough, it will be the other people who are embarrassed." Su Xiaoqiang put his lips to hers Zero whispered in his ear.

"Well," Ling nodded and said, "The banquet starts in six minutes, you should go find your instructor."

"I don't want to go," Su Xiaoqiang sighed, "Suddenly I really don't want to admit that the person who pointed at the food on the plate at the banquet and shouted, 'There is roast goose there,' is my boyfriend."

"Then... break up with your mentor?" Zero gave her advice.

"No, it's not that bad," Su Xiaoqiang shook his head quickly, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, "Ling, you are too serious. Sometimes girls have to learn to speak backwards!"

"Talk the other way around?" Zero was puzzled.

"Well...probably they express themselves in the opposite way, such as 'I'm fine', which means 'Come and comfort me', or 'You go', which actually means 'You will die if you dare to leave.' , or 'I'm not angry at all', actually to tell the wood in front of you 'I'm almost mad at you'," Su Xiaoqiang explained, "If this kind of thing is done often, it will easily attract men. Friends hate it, but it’s okay to talk once or twice, otherwise it would be too boring for lovers to say everything clearly.”

"So what you just said was actually ironic." Zero said that he understood.

"Well, that's right!" Su Xiaoqiang nodded.

"So you think of me as your boyfriend?" Zero's big eyes showed confusion.

"No...cough cough cough cough, wrong, wrong, wrong!" Su Xiaoqiang almost choked to death on her own saliva.

"Why do you think so, Ling?" Su Xiaoqiang was puzzled.

"You just said something sarcastic to me," Zero said, "and then you said something sarcastic to your boyfriend."

"No, no, no, this is not something you can only say to your boyfriend, it's just a way of expression," Su Xiaoqiang explained, "It's also okay between ordinary friends, but you have to pay attention to the frequency and proportion."

"Can we just be ordinary friends?" Zero thought thoughtfully, "Wouldn't I be disliked this way?"

"As long as you pay attention to the rules, it won't happen!" Su Xiaoqiang rubbed Ling's face, "Okay, I'll go down to find Lu Mingfei first. Remember to calm down!"

"Yeah." Zero nodded.

…

Old Tang held Chu Zihang's shoulders and walked towards Norton Hall. The two grown men seemed very close. Zhu Ya wanted to remind Old Tang from behind that as the future sports director of the Student Union, he should pay attention to keeping in touch with the president of the Lion Heart Club. Social distancing.

But firstly, it seemed that Old Tang and Chu Zihang knew each other, and secondly, they were taken out of the woods by Chu Zihang and Su Qian. In this case, she really couldn't say this.

"Brother Zihang, we are not outsiders anymore. Tell me quietly, who is the short-haired girl who came to the dance with you?" Old Tang asked in a low voice in Chu Zihang's ear.

"Her name is Susie, she is the vice president of the Lion Heart Club and my deputy." Chu Zihang said.

"Just a deputy? Nothing else?" Old Tang was doubtful.

"I'm still a dance partner today," Chu Zihang said, "Caesar specially sent me an invitation. Susie said that Caesar is hosting a dance dinner. If I go to the appointment without a dance partner, I will definitely be laughed at by Caesar in public. Let me It would be embarrassing to be with Lionheart, so she temporarily became my dance partner."

"That's it? It's not...that impure male-female friendship or something?" Old Tang asked in a low voice while peeking at the two women behind him.

"Improper male-female friendship? Do you mean a couple?" Chu Zihang denied, "Susie and I are just friends of the opposite sex who have a relatively good relationship. There is no relationship between us."

"Huh...that's good, then I can breathe a sigh of relief for Sister Xia Mi." Old Tang let out a long sigh of relief.

"Xia Mi? Why... did you mention Xia Mi suddenly?" Chu Zihang's tone changed slightly.

"Of course it's because Miss Xia Mi likes you! Brother, if you weren't blind with your golden eyes, you should be able to see this, right?" Old Tang whispered.

"I can probably feel it," Chu Zihang said, "but Xia Mi and I are not in a relationship..."

"We're not a couple yet! You two lived in the same room in Japan before!" Old Tang held his chest and looked distressed, as if to say, "I, Tang, don't know people well and didn't expect you, Chu Zi." Hang turned out to be such a beast who got into a girl's bed and then turned against her and refused to recognize anyone."

When Old Tang said this, his voice was several times higher than before. Su Qian, who followed Old Tang and Chu Zihang with Zhuya, keenly heard the words "couple" and "live in the same room", and her face changed slightly.

"There are two bedrooms in the hotel room. Xia Mi and I each share one." Chu Zihang said.

"Oh, that's okay...then you guys will live in the same room!" Old Tang held Chu Zihang's neck, and with Chu Zihang's strength, he couldn't break free at all, "Brother, you listen to my advice, you are playing in Japan At that time, even someone like Yuan Zhisheng could see how much Miss Xia Mi feels about you! She obviously has her heart attached to you. To use a Chinese saying, you can’t even find a girl with such a lantern. !”

Chu Zihang: "..."

"Xia Mi and I have not been in a relationship before, and I have no idea of ​​​​finding a girlfriend at the moment," Chu Zihang said softly, "But if one day I have the idea of ​​being with a girl, I will definitely pursue Xia Mi ."

"Then we have to wait until the Year of the Monkey! By then, the flowers may have been broken by others!" Old Tang persuaded, "A girl like Xia Mi who is almost perfect except for some slight flaws in her figure will definitely not lack suitors. What if someone else touches her heart? You have to do this as soon as possible to prevent long nights and endless dreams!"

Chu Zihang: "..."

Chu Zihang fell into a long silence. Old Tang felt that his persuasion had worked wonders. Chu Zihang was now in a fierce inner conflict - but in fact, Chu Zihang was just thinking about how to use it without embarrassment as much as possible. way to remind Old Tang that he used the wrong idiom.

Old Tang didn't understand why he suddenly wanted to fight for Xia Mi. Maybe it was because he was hurting each other in the group and lost friendship?

In fact, when he met Xia Mi for the first time in Japan, he suddenly felt that Xia Mi was very kind - but the kindness was also mixed with a bit of disgust. If he had to describe this wonderful feeling, it would probably be a bit... Like... Lao Gan Ma mixed with a little bit of Laoshan snake grass water?

Anyway, he did have a very good impression of Xia Mi. Although he quarreled with her and showed no mercy, he felt that Xia Mi was more and more friendly. If he didn't know that she would definitely not agree, he would have offered to take Xia Mi in. Becoming a foster sister.

…

Walking into the Norton Hall with Chu Zihang, Old Tang was about to wander around to find some delicious food. He said hello to Chu Zihang and was about to leave alone, but Chu Zihang suddenly stopped him.

"You have been secretly watching Zhu Ya, the Minister of Sports," Chu Zihang asked, "Do you like her?"

"Uh... no," Old Tang shook his head and clasped his cheek with his index finger, not knowing how to explain to Chu Zihang, "I wasn't actually looking at her."

Then under Chu Zihang's gaze, Old Tang turned to look at Zhuya again.

In Old Tang's field of vision, a girl wearing a snow-white dress like an evening gown, with silver hair scattered like a bright star under the light, was clawing at Zhuya, punching and kicking her continuously, just because she was a phantom in the first place, she All his fists and kicks passed through Zhuya's body, but they were just doing useless work.

Old Tang was looking at Zhuya's position all the way, but he was actually not looking at Zhuya, but because Xiaoyin... had been "fighting" like this all the way.