When I was supposed to be slaying the dragon, I accidentally started cultivating immortality

Old Tang opened the door and walked into the dormitory.

"How are you, Junior Brother? Did the exam go well?" Fingel sat up from the bed and asked Old Tang who came in.

"Make up the exam," Old Tang sighed, "Senior brother, where did you tell me about the exam answers before? Is it too late for me to buy them now?"

"Of course I have time. Senior brother, I have been in school for eight years. There are only eight sets of school test questions. I have already understood them all," Fingel rubbed his fingers. "However, the original test papers are generally not used for make-up exams, so I'm on the safe side." , Junior brother, you have to buy all eight sets."

"Make a price." Old Tang gritted his teeth.

"Generally speaking, for the answers to one set of test papers, I am going to accept your late night snacks for one week, junior brother. Eight sets of test papers are eight weeks. But after all, I ate some late night snacks from you before. As an apology, senior brother will give you a discount, six For late-night snacks, I’ve got all eight sets of answers, how about it?”

Fingel's expression was like that of a goblin merchant selling silver scale breastplates to the brave.

"Okay, deal!" Old Tang nodded.

"By the way, junior brother, why did you take the make-up exam? Did you jump out of the exam room window during the exam?" Fingel asked curiously.

"No," Old Tang shook his head, "I fell asleep."

Fingel gave a thumbs up.

…

"Hey, Brother Zhou, have you received the Dragon-Slaying Platform?"

In the villa, in the bedroom, Lu Mingfei was calling Zhou Minhao.

After meeting the people from the college on the bank of the Yangtze River, Lu Mingfei contacted Zhou Minhao and arranged for people from Kassel College to deliver the Dragon Slaying Platform to the place designated by Zhou Minhao.

Although Lu Mingfei did not pull out the Dragon Slaying Platform, he had worn it himself after all, and had a rough idea of ​​the grade of the sword - it was almost equal to the two weapons of Mai Shutoku combined. Maybe a little stronger.

Although the sword was considered precious, Lu Mingfei had no intention of keeping it down - Zhou Minhao was a very loyal person, so naturally he could not be a villain.

And this time he went to Bronze City, and his harvest was already very rich.

After getting a positive reply from Zhou Minhao, Lu Mingfei chatted with him for a few more words and agreed that the two of them would get together in the future. Zhou Minhao said that he would also bring an elder with him.

After hanging up the phone, Lu Mingfei opened QQ and found that QQ had been disconnected because there was no signal in Bronze City. He had been busy since coming out of Bronze City and had no time to open QQ. Only now did he realize that he was offline. , no wonder there has been no message prompt.

After logging onto QQ again, Lu Mingfei saw a series of unread messages, including daily sweet messages from Su Xiaoqiang, game invitations and messages from Xia Mi and Yuan Zhisheng, and messages from Nuwa.

【Hello! Lu Mingfei! are you there? When you see the message, remember to reply to me. 】

"It's weird. Why is she looking for me so blindly? Why didn't she clearly explain what she was doing when she sent a message?"

Lu Mingfei was stunned for a moment and sent a message back to Nuwa.

[It’s online, what’s wrong? 】

[It’s okay, Xiaoluzi, just kneel down and pay your respects. ] Nuwa replied instantly.

Typed out the message with her fingertips and clicked send. The corners of Nuwa's mouth raised slightly - Zhou Minhao had already told her that Lu Mingfei was fine.

【are you crazy? 】Perhaps because of the familiarity, Lu Mingfei became more and more rude to Nuwa when he spoke to her.

[Please take care of you, the dog bit Lu Dongbin. 】Nuwa retorted sarcastically.

[If you want to talk about Lu Dongbin, it should be me. You are just a tough guy at best. ] Lu Mingfei sneered.

Nuwa sent a photo. In the photo, the girl has bright eyes and white teeth. She is wearing plain clothes and white clothes. She is standing under a leafy sycamore tree. She has a delicate silver bell on her wrist. The breeze blows her clothes. .

[Have you ever seen Tieguai Li like this? I am He Xiangu! ] Nuwa sent a message immediately following the photo.

[Have you seen "Journey to the East"? If you were He Xiangu, then I, Lu Dongbin, might as well commit suicide. 】Lu Mingfei typed on the keyboard.

In "Journey to the East", Lu Dongbin's previous life was the Immortal Donghua. He came down to earth to reincarnate for a thousand years of love and became Lu Dongbin. In order to save Lu Dongbin, He Xiangu transformed into He Sunu in Huangliang's dream and married him. In the dream, the two were married for 20 years and gave birth to a daughter.

【Pooh! I'm old enough to be your grandma! ] Nuwa sent a disdainful expression.

[Are you still busy? If not, I'll play games. ] Lu Mingfei was not prepared to argue with Nuwa again.

[Go, go, I have business to do, so I don’t need you to serve me anymore. Just step back. 】

After exiting the chat interface with Nuwa, Lu Mingfei found that someone had added him to QQ.

Click on the friend request. The person applying is nicknamed "Little Monster", the avatar is a yellow rubber duck taken in the bathroom, and the verification message is a name - Eri Uesugi.

"Eriyi?"

Lu Mingfei was stunned and opened the game group. As expected, a new member appeared in the game, nicknamed "Little Monster" and his head looked like a rubber duck.

After accepting the friend application of "Little Monster", Lu Mingfei originally wanted to send a message, but found that her avatar was gray. He wanted to ask Yuan Zhisheng, but when he received Yuan Zhisheng's avatar, it was also gray, so he had to give up temporarily.

…

In the villa, in Zero's bedroom.

Su Xiaoqiang took Ling's hand and sat beside the bed: "Ling, you can stay here for now. At least heal the injury on your knee first. I will take care of you."

"Yeah." Zero nodded.

"Don't be nervous or reserved. My boyfriend usually stays in the equipment department's base during the day and won't appear in your sight. During the day, there should be only the two of us here...well, and Xiaotian." Su Xiaoqiang said. .

"Xiao Tian?" Ling repeated the name softly.

"My boyfriend has a pet dog," Su Xiaoqiang explained. "It is very smart and capable. It can do things like throw away garbage, mop the floor and open windows." Su Xiaoqiang explained matter-of-factly,

A trace of doubt flashed in Zero's beautiful ice-blue eyes - are these things a dog should do?

"By the way, you just arrived and haven't had lunch yet. What do you want to eat? I'll ask my boyfriend to make it for you." Su Xiaoqiang smiled and said, "His craftsmanship is a little better than mine."

"Anything is fine." Zero said.

"In that case... I'll ask him to make you some bone soup," Su Xiaoqiang suggested. "With your current physical condition, drinking more nutritious food can speed up your recovery."

"Xiaoqiang, why don't you come," Lu Mingfei stood at the door of the bedroom at some point, "I have something to do in the afternoon. Brother Caesar asked me to go to the student union headquarters and said he had something very important to talk to me about. "

"Okay, let me do it. What do you want to eat for dinner? I've cooked it together. The kitchen here is quite big." Su Xiaoqiang asked.

"I won't be back for dinner tonight, and Xiaoqiang, don't make dinner tonight. The student union will hold a welcome dance in the Norton Hall tonight. Let's go have dinner. The food at the dance will be high-quality dishes customized from the cafeteria. "Lu Mingfei said excitedly.

I don’t know whether he was happy that the banquet meal was a high-quality product customized from the canteen, or whether he was simply happy to have a meal.

"You go ahead, I won't go. Someone needs to stay and take care of Ling at night," Su Xiaoqiang shook his head, "The food in the cafeteria is not suitable for patients, so I will stay and cook dinner for her."

"No need," Zero sat on the edge of the bed and shook his head, "I will attend the student union dance as a violinist in the evening, so there is no need to prepare my dinner."

"Eh? Ling, you are the violinist of the student union? When did you join the student union?" Su Xiaoqiang was stunned.

"When I first entered school, on my way to the dormitory, a senior sister came and invited me to join the student union, and I agreed," Zero explained. "She asked me what my special hobbies were, and then she arranged for me to join the instrumental band as a member. Violinist.”

"This is too casual. Didn't she listen to you play a few songs before making a decision?" Lu Mingfei asked.

"No." Zero shook his head.

"Does the senior sister who recruited you have red hair?" Lu Mingfei asked, stroking his chin.

"Yes." Zero nodded.

"Huh? How do you know?" Su Xiaoqiang looked at Lu Mingfei doubtfully, with a dangerous light in his eyes.

"There's no special reason. It's just that I searched through the people I knew in the student union in my memory. She is the most likely to do such a thing," Lu Mingfei said. "She is the girlfriend of Caesar, the president of the student union. The crazy woman who is famous in the school, well... she is recognized as a crazy woman among a group of lunatics."

"How terrifying is that? Is she from Arkham?" Su Xiaoqiang stuck out her tongue.

"It's not that exaggerated," Lu Mingfei shook his head, "If she is willing to give Caesar face, she should attend today's party, and you can meet her then."

"Should she? Her boyfriend is hosting a student union's welcome party, and she just might attend? This is too wild." Su Xiaoqiang was speechless.

"There are even wilder ones." Lu Mingfei smiled enigmatically.

"What?" Su Xiaoqiang asked.

"Welcoming the newcomers is only a secondary purpose of this party," Lu Mingfei smiled. "The main purpose is actually that Caesar wants to celebrate his girlfriend's birthday, but the heroine may not attend his birthday party."

Su Xiaoqiang:......

…

In the afternoon, at the door downstairs of Lao Tang's dormitory, a red convertible sports car braked laterally and stopped in a motion similar to drifting.

The short-haired girl in the driver's seat stood up and opened the door. She was wearing a school uniform with the badge of the student union on it.

"Wow! Junior brother, come and see! Here is the director of the sports department of the student union! Why is she here?"

Fingel was lying by the window, looking downstairs with a gossipy face: "Could it be that... you're here to find your boyfriend?"

"Boyfriend? She has a boyfriend?" Old Tang walked to the window, lowered his head and glanced at Zhuya who came to pick him up, wondering which unlucky hero had succumbed to this monster.

"According to the information I have so far -" Fingel drawled, "No."

"Then you're talking nonsense!" Old Tang rolled his eyes.

"What if it happens this time? We must carry forward the paparazzi spirit of not missing any opportunity to collect information!" Fingel clenched his fists and his blood boiled.

"No... to be honest, I don't think this is something that we should be proud of..." Old Tang complained.

"Junior brother, you don't understand. Although we are paparazzi, we are not ordinary paparazzi. We are super intelligence agents who will not let go of any information. Our paparazzi spirit is not only used for candid photos and gossip, but also includes All the people, all the things, all the information in this school! We are a super intelligence organization that can make the FBI pay attention!" Fingel patted his chest and gave a passionate speech.

"We? Organization?" Old Tang grasped the key point.

Fingel smiled shyly: "I am not talented, I am the director of the News Department of the Student Union."

"Damn! Does the student union have no standard income?" Old Tang blurted out.

"Junior brother, I think you are insulting me. My ability to become a minister is entirely due to my unparalleled intelligence ability in the school and my indestructible face!" Fingel said proudly.

"Forget it, senior brother, just let it be what you say. It just so happens that I have also joined the student union. Although it is not a department, you are also a minister, and you can always protect me... Senior brother, what is your expression?"

Halfway through Old Tang's words, he saw the pride on Fingel's face turning to embarrassment.

"Ahem, junior brother, senior brother has a piece of advice for you. We should keep a low profile as human beings. When you arrive at the student union, don't mention senior brother's name casually. This is too ostentatious, and people who are ostentatious usually can't get far..." Fen Geer's words are serious and thoughtful.

"Tell me, senior brother, how many people have you offended in the student union?" Old Tang asked straight to the point with his eyes wide.

"Ahem...not a lot."

Fingel held out four fingers.

"Just four?" Old Tang asked.

Fingel shook his head.

"I'm just saying, senior brother, you can't only offend a few people. You won't offend forty people, right?" Old Tang covered his face.

Fingel shook his head again.

"Huh? It can't be four hundred, right? It's hard to say whether there will be so many people in the student union, right?" Old Tang was puzzled.

"It's...fourth grade." Fingel explained.

Old Tang:......

Senior brother, how on earth have you survived until now?

Once again deeply aware of Fingel's outrageousness, Old Tang picked up the backpack he had packed long ago. Walked towards the door of the dormitory.

The Milky Way Pot was in his school bag, and the silver-haired girl that only he could see was half a step behind him.

"Hey! Junior brother, why are you going?" Fingel asked doubtfully.

"Someone is here to pick me up." Old Tang opened the door and walked out, carrying his bag.

"Is there someone... coming to pick her up?" Fingel was stunned for a moment and looked down at the red sports car at the door of the dormitory building outside the window, as well as the heroic short-haired beauty standing next to the sports car.

"Ouch - it turns out that the underground boyfriend of the Minister of Sports is you, Old Tang!"

Fingel let out a high-pitched howl that could be heard halfway up the floor.

Old Tang, who had just walked out of the bedroom, stumbled and almost fell to the ground. Xiao Yin beside him suddenly turned his head to look in the direction of the sound, with a murderous look in his eyes.

Old Tang:......

Okay, now I know how senior brother you became enemies with the four grades.

…

"I'm here," Old Tang walked out of the dormitory door and walked towards Zhuya, "Senior, where should we go to visit the pier?"

"Of course I will take you to meet the president of the student union...well, the man who was rumored to be knocked down by you along with the president of the Lion Heart Club." Zhuya opened the passenger door of the sports car.

"That's just a rumor." Old Tang got into the passenger seat and tried to explain.

"Rumors? Although the president refused to reveal how he was killed by you, he did not deny the fact that he and Chu Zihang were defeated by you. Since someone as proud as him admits it, it means that you are true I actually defeated him, this is not a rumor." Zhuya sat in the driver's seat and shook her head.

"By the way, we don't go to the president directly. I have to take you to pick up someone first." Zhuya started the engine. "The president asked me to pick you up and go to Norton Hall with him... Well, to be precise. Pick him up and I will pick you up."

"Norton Hall?!"

Old Tang's heartbeat stagnated, and he thought, "I'm going to pinch you. It can't be such a coincidence, right?" What is Norton Hall? What does it have to do with Norton? !

…

Lu Mingfei stood in front of the gate of his villa and saw a red sports car slowly driving towards him from a distance - almost all the people in the villa area were tenured professors and senior professors, or other people with high status in the school. The faculty and staff, even the usually lawless mixed-race students, must be honest and quiet here.

Maybe they are not afraid of being punished by professors with grade points deducted, but most of the professors at Kassel College are good at literature and martial arts. If they are arrogant here, they will send a Frigga bullet to the head or be pushed to the ground and beaten. It was really not a good experience.

With his extremely good eyesight, Lu Mingfei saw Old Tang sitting in the passenger seat from a distance.

As the sports car got closer and closer, Old Tang entered Lu Mingfei's perception range, and Lu Mingfei's expression changed slightly.

Damn it! This aura...Old Tang! What's wrong with you, Old Tang? !

Part of Lu Mingfei's mind sank into the Book of Heaven, ready to take out the seven deadly sins contained in it at any time.

PS: The final exam is over, and it’s finally time to take a vacation. The author also has plenty of time. I will send a speech tomorrow and tell everyone about the follow-up to the previous incident.