Turns Out I’m a Great Cultivator

Soon, the Queen Mother thought about it seems to have been only a month or two since she sent the flat peach core last time, right?

So... is there a flat peach?

Shouldn't it be at least once every three thousand years?

When is it so precocious?

Li Nianfan picked up the little fox in his arms, placed it in front of him, and shook its tail.

The little fox looked at Li Nianfan very innocently, blinked, spread his hands, and made an expression that he didn't know anything.

However, its mouth was slightly bulging, obviously hiding something.

"Although peaches are good, don't eat them with peach pits." Li Nianfan put his hand in front of the little fox's mouth and said: "Quickly spit it out and eat it carefully. A peach tree will grow in your belly."

Can a peach tree grow in the belly?

The little fox's eyes suddenly became shining, and then he shrank his neck without hesitation, swallowing the peach core with a sound.

Then he looked expectant.

Hehehe, there will be endless peaches in my stomach from now on, happy.

"Uh……"

Li Nianfan stroked his head helplessly. Obviously, he couldn't get it out, but it was just a peach pit, and the problem was not big, so he could only put the little fox down.

He looked at the Jade Emperor and the others, and saw their unfulfilled look, smiled and said: "Xiao Bai, get some more peaches, and some other fruit plates."

After a pause, he said helplessly: "Sorry, there is only one peach tree at present, and the number of peaches is a little less. Everyone will just wait for other peach trees to be planted, and I will definitely let everyone eat enough."

Everyone waved their hands again and again and said sincerely: "If you don't do it, you won't do it, Master Shengjun is so polite."

When did Linggen Fairy Fruits be described as ‘Jiangju’.

And... what is the experience of eating flat peaches? Is there such an operation?

The adjective of an expert is always so overwhelming.

Li Nianfan took the painting he had painted and spread it out in front of the crowd, and asked curiously, "By the way, since you have fought with Kunpeng, what exactly is Kunpeng like? Does my painting look like? ?"

"This one……"

The Jade Emperor and others looked at this painting by Li Nianfan and found it difficult.

After some deliberation, the decision was to tell the truth, and he said: "Don’t hide from the Lord, our cultivation level is limited, and when we fight with Kunpeng, we have not been able to force its body. Moreover, since the beginning, Kunpeng has rarely revealed the body, and almost no one I have seen it in its original form."

But despite saying that, they are already convinced that this picture-in-picture must be Kunpeng, no doubt, how could an expert make a mistake?

I and others have never seen Kunpeng, that is ignorant, is it possible that an expert has never seen it?

And... from the perspective of the breath, the Kunpeng in this painting is far more unfathomable, and the Kunpeng demon master is absolutely inferior!

"It turned out to be so, but it's a pity." Li Nianfan shook his head regretfully.

Then, he looked at the inscription on the corner of the painting, his mind moved, and he said: "I remember, I haven't finished the inscription yet, Xiao Daji, help me sharpen the ink."

"Okay, son." Da Ji smiled alluringly. It's been a long time since he helped the son polish ink. It was very warm and familiar.

This is... to continue the inscription?

The hearts of Jade Emperor and others twitched suddenly, and then they held their breath in unison.

They couldn't help but look at the unfinished four characters on the painting, Beiming has a fish——

What will be written later?

It always feels like a sentence is pronounced. How does the expert plan to deal with the Kunpeng Demon Master?

Looking forward to it, so nervous!

Li Nianfan picked up the pen and looked at Kunpeng in the painting. There was naturally a hint of displeasure in his eyes.

The little Daji who was inflicted by Kun Peng was so embarrassed that they wounded their friends, which was extremely thrilling. The painting they painted for him was completely blind.

I admit you are awesome, but you can do whatever you want? This means that I can't beat you, otherwise... I must simmer you into a pot of soup to relieve Xiao Daji!

At this moment, the wind stopped and the clouds stopped. Everyone was keenly aware of Li Nianfan's change of mood. This vast aura was even more terrifying than Heaven's Wrath. It seemed that a single thought could determine the life and death of any existence between heaven and earth!

They are even more tense and almost suffocated, and the surrounding atmosphere is almost solidified.

The expert is obviously... unhappy!

Suddenly, a smile appeared on Li Nianfan's mouth, and he knew how to fill in words behind Beiming Youyu.

Originally, he wanted to write a complete getaway, which was considered a masterpiece at any rate. At this time, he was naturally not in the mood, so he changed it!

Write down and follow Beiming Youyu.

"There is a fish in the North Ming. Its name is Kun, Kun is big, it can't be stewed in a pot, and turns into a bird. Its name is Peng, Peng is big. It needs two barbecue grills, one secret, and one slightly spicy!"

The pen-going dragon-snake, probably because of unpleasantness, made the pen's front a little heavy, but... it was an extra meaning of killing, making everyone feel a panic when watching.

Everyone carefully looked at the words falling on the paper, and suddenly the corners of their mouths twitched, and they took a slight breath.

This sentence is completely literal, not esoteric at all, and does not contain any profound meaning. It can be summed up directly in five words-I want to eat Kunpeng.

As this sentence appeared on the painting, everyone's eyes changed in that painting.

The originally calm sea water began to churn, and the surface of the water began to bounce with bubbles, as if it was boiling.

Water vapor is still endless water vapor.

But... this water vapor is completely different from just now, it is no longer warm and cold, but with waves of heat, making everyone feel a scorching air, and an extreme anxiety is emerging from the bottom of my heart.

Angry, the expert is properly angry!

At this moment, the ocean is clearly no longer the ocean, but a big pot, and the thing stewed in the pot is Kunpeng!

"Moo—"

The familiar cry in his ear sounded again, but this time there was no longer a sense of majesty, but with waves of panic and helplessness.

Whether it is a big fish in the sea or a bird in the sky, because of the existence of this sentence, everything that was originally revealed has changed, and there is a sense of struggling to escape!

It seems to be the last protest before becoming a soup.

"All right."

Li Nianfan looked at his work with satisfaction, and smiled and said, "This **** Kunpeng, I even painted a painting for it in vain, so it's a bit relieved."

It's impossible to beat it, but it's okay to spoof it.

The Jade Emperor immediately said in an interface: "My Lord Shengjun, don't worry, if there is a chance, we will definitely destroy Kunpeng!"

"Such an old-fashioned powerhouse is not easy to talk about." Li Nianfan shook his head, "Your Majesty's kindness is accepted, you don't have to do this specially, after all, safety comes first."

"This character is just casually written, it's hard to wait for the elegant hall, the painting is abandoned, but it makes you laugh."

While talking, Li Nianfan threw the painting into a waste basket, raising his hand.

Next, everyone exchanged a few words again, and the Jade Emperor and others stood up and said goodbye.

Walking out of the gate of the courtyard, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother looked at each other, but at the same time they sighed with bitterness.

The Jade Emperor shook his head, and said with shame: "Failed to catch Kunpeng, this time it is our negligence!"

Ao Cheng comforted: "Your Majesty, you can't say that. Kunpeng's cultivation level is indeed high, and the expert does not mean to blame."

"The displeasure of an expert is the biggest blame! We... failed to relieve the trouble of an expert!"

The Queen Mother could understand the feelings of the Jade Emperor, and said with the same heavy words: "Our Heavenly Palace has received too much favor from an expert, and the Jade Emperor and I can come out. There is also the re-establishment of the Heavenly Palace and merit rewards. I don’t know what it will be like for a long time, but we can’t even do such a small thing.”

There was deep self-blame in her voice.

For Yu Gaoren, Kunpeng is just an ant-like existence, but he and others let an ant provoke an expert upset. This is dereliction of duty, very serious dereliction of duty!

"Hurry up and fix it." The Jade Emperor's eyes sank suddenly, and he said: "The expert first said that he wanted to see what Kunpeng's body looked like, and then wrote another poem, obviously he wanted to drink Kunpeng. It's soup, it's not too late, it's time to solve problems for the expert!"

The Queen Mother also nodded again and again, "Your Majesty said that there are fish in the North Ming, and it should be Kunpeng's location. The expert hinted so clearly, if we still do not do well, then we really have no face to see the expert again!"

"The expert has helped us so much, and he has tasted things that we couldn't even think of before. Now he wants to eat Kunpeng soup, I am dead, and I should try my best to fight for it!"

Ao Cheng's tone was firm, and he paused and said, "Bei Ming's words should be in the direction of Beihai. My Donghai Dragon Clan will rush over at any time!"