Transcending the Nine Heavens

In the past few days, these people are already familiar with each other, and there is no taboo when it comes to joking, that is, they dare to say anything.

Tan Tan cynically: “I said who, you brat follows that white younger sister behind the body eagerly every day, like an ass, are you tired?”

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Yao Ningning flushed with excitement: “My slender lady and gentleman, what do you know?”

Tan Tan cut and said, “Why don’t I know, you don’t know? Okay! It’s okay if people are so mean to you, but unfortunately people simply don’t mean you, you are obviously hot. But it’s still hot in a frenzy…tsk tsk…you brat The thickness of your cheeks can be considered A must, looking around the world, except for me, Apprentice Brother, I have to count you.”

In the past few days, although Bai Shixuan followed Yao Ningning from time to time, the little girl’s purpose was very, very, very special. It is clear that it is to look for the Cultivation inheritance of the Wind Fox family, and how can someone such as a certain Crown Prince not take advantage of it.

Yao Ningning naturally agreed with a pat on the chest, but the problem is that what little girl needs, the level is quite high, and it is currently in the hands of Monster Empress. come out; and Bai Shixuan, the little girl, makes it clear that she is ignorant of the world, so it is don’t act without some incentive: who will believe you when you speak the vernacular? Anyone who has the name “Crown Prince” is really not very credible!

So Yao Ningning the past few days was extremely melancholy and really worried.

As long as Bai Shixuan is with Bai Shixuan, without a word or two, the topic can turn to Wind Fox inheritance, if you want to talk about romance or something, or tell a joke or something, this chick is a The cuteness that I don’t understand at all, cuteness is cuteness, but…

“Speaking of that day… Hahaha, I’m really laughing to death…” Yao Ningning.

“Well, it’s really funny, Brother Ningning, does the inheritance you mentioned before really exist? Does it really exist?” Bai Shixuan said.

“Speaking of who is who…that guy is so funny haha…that’s the way it is…” Yao Ningning.

“Well, it’s really interesting, Brother Ningning, can you describe to me what the inheritance looks like?” Bai Shixuan.

“And that thing, I’m really struggling with suspended untold hardships…” Yao Ningning.

“Well, it’s really Suffered untold hardships, Brother Ningning, that inheritance…” Bai Shixuan.

After several fights, Yao Ningning was completely powerless and defeated.

It’s like this in almost every conversation, and I’ve complained to Tan Tan more than once: “Brother, tell me, do you have a saying of ‘really suffered untold hardships’?”

Yao Ningning looked helpless: “This girl’s ideological structure is completely different from that of ordinary women… Others should laugh breathlessly, she just blinked her innocent big eyes. Just asking about inheritance, I…”

Tan Tan and Chu Le’er dismissed this: Just what you tell, also called stories? I’m too embarrassed to tell a joke, if you don’t say anything else, just talk about your eloquence, you really can’t do it… Besides, when you’ve seen someone tell a joke, the people who listened to them didn’t laugh, and they said this Before I even started talking about the text, I already laughed so hard that I hover between life and death myself. The point of laughter is just too much…

Are you doing performance art or telling jokes?

Ten thousand steps back…Bai Shixuan has been hanging around with Mo Qingwu, your so-called jokes, so-called stories, just heard from Chu Yang, it’s probably too early I’ve already listened to it, and my ears are getting calluses. Most of it has been repeated, you actually said with keen interest pleasure, little girl didn’t turn your back on you, I guess it’s all little girl kind-hearted, I see that you are very tired and can’t bear…

Let’s take another 20,000 steps back…compared to Chu Yang’s eloquence and experience…

To put it a little bit harshly, it’s just a piece of shit!

Who is interested in listening? Who is interested in listening? !

It’s a shame that you still think it’s very interesting, and you’re still in high spirits…let alone little girl, even the two of us can’t bear to listen to it…Occasionally listening to it is also holding a kind of ‘watching’ Yao Ningning’s embarrassment is really funny’ mentality…

“Elder Brother Tan, it’s really strange for you to say this…” Yao Ningning looked miserable.

“Why is it weird?” Tan Tan rolled his eyes and bit the grass stalk with a look of boredom.

“You think I…why is it so difficult to get a girl?” Yao Ningning was stunned, with a melancholy face: “It’s weird for me and him, I want a family background and a good character. To have character, to have looks, to have skills, to have status, to have stature, to have demeanor, to have temperament and temperament, how can it be…”

“Gum…”

“Ouch…”

He hasn’t finished yet, Chu Le’er and Tan Tan have already vomited rustling sound together.

“You have to be narcissistic and narcissistic, shameless and shameless, cheeky and thick-skinned, and…” Chu Le’er continued.

Yao Ningning’s face suddenly turned into a bitter melon color: “I said, younger sister, you don’t have to hit me like this… No matter how I say it, I’m still a dignified Old Nine Heavens Crown Prince party… “

Chu Le’er complexion turned cold: “If you don’t say anything else, just say that you call yourself a Crown Prince party, the little girl will definitely not look down on you, you think about it yourself. Old Nine Heavens’s Is there a good person in Crown Prince?”

Yao Ningning’s face turned black: “En… um… it seems… like, there are really no good people, no, I am a good person!”

Le’er was happy, hehe said: “You are a good person, you are a good person, and you also classify those who are not good people with yourself, you say you are not that, or that!”

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Yao Ningning’s face turned even darker: “I’m really that shit, why didn’t I expect, I’m really that shit…”

Tan Tan’s rare stern color said: ” Yao Ningning, let me tell you seriously, you can’t do this, you have to do it that way.”

Yao Ningning was suddenly shocked: “Big Brother, you can quickly advise me. Teach me…you are experienced and come here, brother is all counting on you, please…”

Tan Tan tilted his neck and smiled, very proud: “That’s that, as easy as lifting one’s hand.”

Chu Le’er squinted and said, “Yo, is Big Brother Tan so experienced in something? It seems to be a lot of to train, then I’ll see it later. When I was with Sister Danfeng, I must have told her well, no wonder she is so heart is dead with no plans for anything new to follow you, so you are so experienced… I don’t know if you have soaked hundreds of girls, right?”

“Grandma, my young great aunt…” Tan Tan suddenly looked pale, bowed, and almost burst into tears, a face that was more bitter than bitter melon, and bowed to Chu Le’er reverently : “Grandma… I’ll call you grandma in the future, pity my old bones, I really can’t stand the toss, you just drive Open your eyes, Gao expert, treat me like a… what, let it go…”

Yao Ningning’s eyes widened: “Big Brother Tan, you didn’t say that you were the head of the family? What do you say? sister-in-law never dared to answer? What are you doing… woo…”

Before he finished speaking, Tan Tan covered his mouth: “You smashing scumbag! So is he what our brother said when we were together, but isn’t your sister-in-law girlfriend here now… How can such things be said casually? You are going to kill me, aren’t you! You stupid thing, I’ve made you white, why are you not enlightened at all? ! “

Chu Le’er is already laughing cynically: “Oh, so that’s how it is, so that’s how it is, oh live…oh live…”

“It’s over, it’s over…” Tan Tan sighed with the old society on his face.

Yao Ningning hearing this, perseveringly asked: “You haven’t taught me what to do? , you…”

Tan Tan said fiercely: “How? It’s simple! From now on, you will walk completely naked in broad daylight, especially dangling in front of Bai Shixuan, impress her with your specialties and special Duxing, it will definitely work! “

“In addition to this, don’t eat when you eat, you eat shit in front of her!” I believe she will fall in love with you! This is the trick I teach you to pick up girls! “

Tan Tan screamed shyly, stood up, and walked away.

Your sister, you are in front of Chu Le’er, Xie Danfeng’s hardcore bestie Expose my old bottom, let me see that the sky is dark, and you still want to let me teach you how to pick up girls? How did you figure it out!

It’s so fucking funny… …

Tan Tan has already left.

Yao Ningning stared at the innocent eyes, bewildered.

I really don’t understand, he is the one One sentence made Big Brother Tan angry?

“This… stripped naked and ran naked… doesn’t seem like a good idea…” Yao Ningning thought hard, and asked Chu Le ‘er said: “As for eating shit, it’s too difficult…this is too heavy…Could it be that Bai Shixuan really likes it? Le’er, you have a good relationship, do you like it yourself? “

Chu Le’er was out of breath when he saw the farce laughing in front of him, but upon hearing this, he stood up and stomped on Yao Ningning, angrily saying, “You just like it!” “

turned his head and walked away angrily.

Yao Ningning scratched his head muttered: “Is this not like it? I don’t like it either…”

Not far away, Uncle Hu and Uncle Ma looked up at the sky, as if there were so many things worth seeing in the sky, they turned their necks up and didn’t move.

I saw their Adam’s apple moving, it seems like…

It seems that they don’t know what they are doing.

“Huh? How is this going? “Chu Le’er exclaimed loudly as soon as he entered Chu Yang’s carriage.

Everyone hearing this immediately rushed over to check, and now nothing is more important than the situation in front of a certain King of Hell.

In the carriage, Chu Yang was lying quietly as before, his face full of tranquility. However, layers of mystical white light were constantly emerging from his body. .

This dense white light turned out to be extremely pure heaven and earth spiritual energy, like layers of dense silk screen, constantly covering Chu Yang body layer after layer As if to completely cover up Chu Yang.

Everyone watched this astonishing scene, they really couldn’t understand what happened.

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