This Person is Too Serious

: Xiong Zhengjing Wants to Disturb the Heavenly Palace

Shao Si Ming came to ask for help from Xiao Jinlong, another person, and asked him to help, to find a way to prevent Da Si Ming from self-destruction…

This?

Isn’t this singing out of tune-outrageous?

Although Shao Si Ming’s words didn’t hit the point, they were still reasonable.

What she said was ‘Tiangong completely controls the living beings by virtue of the Dao of Living Beings’. In reality, what the Emperor of Heaven has to do is ‘through the confrontation between life and death and the power of living beings to create yin and yang and upgrade the order of heaven and earth’.

It can also be seen from this that innate gods do generally have cognitive limitations in their understanding of the Dao of Heaven and Earth.

“Could it be that the young commander just forgot? Your elder brother is the senior commander, but it hurt me a lot.”

Wu Wang leaned back, raised his legs, and threw the hem of his robe forward, his whole body relaxed a bit, and he took the time to look at Shao Si Ming’s face.

She frowned slightly, her thin lips were slightly pursed, and the black dress exuded a faint gleam.

Although it is just the incarnation of a ray of soul, it is no different from a flesh and blood body, and the skin has a crystal clear feeling.

She asked, “I know this, so I will repay you.”

Wu Wang: …

‘The promise is so decisive, is it a fraud? ‘

“Repayment is something I can’t bear.” Wu Wang raised his eyebrows and said calmly, “Tell me, what kind of benefits can you promise me, and give it to me right now.”

Such an obvious white wolf with empty gloves, he doesn’t believe that Shao Siming, a majestic Tiangong God, will really be fooled!

“I can grant you the benefits, and it can be given to you now?”

Shao Si Ming whispered a word or two, and began to think seriously.

Wu Wang’s facial muscles couldn’t help twitching slightly, and the Houtian Goddess who came with Shao Si’s order was ugly, and her expression was a little helpless.Even the Snake Singing behind him, Lin Suqing and Qingniao in the corner, the Great Elder and Daoist Xiao Jian outside the door were either a little surprised or completely puzzled at this moment.

This is Tiangong’s Shao Siming?

Won’t you pay back?

Wu Wang calmly picked up the teacup, bowed his head and took a sip, using this moist tea to extinguish any sense of guilt that should not have appeared in his heart.

The mother’s phrase “innocent” really captured the essence.

Shao Si Ming suddenly said:

“My avenue is the avenue of reproduction. I don’t know what I can give you. If you want an heir, you can appoint a woman. As long as you are diligent in fitting together, I can guarantee that you will have an heir within three years.”

puff–

Wu Wang took a sip of tea, turned his head and sprayed it to the side.

Ming Snake could hide, but Ming Snake chose to bear it, after all, it was a gift from the master.

Outside the door, the Great Elder and Taoist Xiaojian looked at each other with strange expressions.

Wu Wang said indifferently: “Young Master understands it very well.”

“Is this good enough?”

There is a little expectation in Shao Si’s order.

She continued to ask: “The higher the strength, the more difficult it is to have an heir. Many individuals with stronger strength among hundreds of clans want to ask me to show my way.”

“I think whether or not I can make a Taoist couple pregnant depends on my strength, not the permission of the Daoist.

Why are you talking about this. ”

Wu Huang smiled and said: “Young Commander doesn’t know the etiquette of the human domain. In our human domain, the word “fit” is relatively taboo. We are all civilized people. Just replace these things with clever words.”

“Since it is etiquette, why cover it up like this?”

Shao Siming wondered: “The most important thing for a living being is not reproduction and survival?”

Wu Wang said: “Spirits can also be divided into whether they have opened their spiritual intelligence or not. The spiritual intelligence of a living creature should not only pursue reproduction, just like the human domain, the conclusion of civilization and the inheritance of civilization are all like this.”

Shao Siming said:

“The so-called fire of civilization has been extinguished and rekindled, ignited and extinguished again, and it has been repeated since ancient times.

The enlightenment of spirituality and the conclusion of civilization are nothing but the fruits of a population based on reproduction.

According to your human domain, I have also thought about it. Civilization will be turned into dust of history, and what will be left in the end is still a race and an ethnic group.

Isn’t the rudiment of civilization the order within the group born by creatures in order to protect themselves, protect their cubs, and ensure the smooth progress of reproduction? ”

Wu Wang said: “Civilization and reproduction do not have any conflict. What we just said is why we need to cover up the matter of reproduction and use some clever words to describe the great desire of human relations.

It’s just out of shame.

This is a private matter between husband and wife, and should not be revealed to others. ”

Shao Siming thought for a while, and then said: “I’m still a little puzzled, if the human realm is secretive and doesn’t teach the young people how to reproduce…the young people can’t do it, what should we do?”

“It’s really not the same thing!”

Wu Wang almost jumped up, and hurriedly said: “Let’s talk about how to deal with your brother, let’s not talk about this matter, we can’t figure it out for days and nights!

Our human domain has a whole set of etiquette for young people who are married, and these things just can’t be brought up on the table, and everyone spreads them in private.

So, let me give you an example…

Yang is invincible! Go get a few sets of autumn palace pictures, as a gift from the human domain, and give it to Shao Siming! ”

Yang Wudi, who was eavesdropping in the far corner, his legs gave way, and he almost knelt down to the suzerain.

Wu Wang waved his hand: “Okay, let’s talk about business, Shao Si ordered to take your seat.”

Shao Si Ming said: “What’s the difference between sitting and standing?”

Is there a lack of bar in this young man’s life? Sweat poured out from his brow.

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, a girl in a black dress with a particularly handsome appearance and a face full of holiness, discussed with him the matter of ‘about the reproduction of living beings’, without changing her expression or panting.

If this is not really simple, then it is defiled.

Shao Si Ming is obviously the former.

When the water is clear, there will be no fish, Wu Wang is a little afraid of this innate god at this moment.

Wu Huang took a few steps back resolutely, and said indifferently: “Young Commander, what are the benefits, you just write it down. If I ask for something in the future, please remember the kindness of me helping you today.”

Shao Siming blinked slightly.

‘Unexpectedly, this troublesome guy is still a good creature. ‘

Suddenly the female clown muttered in a low voice: “In this matter, shouldn’t both parties benefit from cooperation and get what they need?”

“That’s not important! Hahaha! Ahhahaha!”

Wu Huang laughed a few times, and without giving Young Si Ming a chance to speak, he inquired about the situation of Da Si Ming.

Da Si Ming has been very depressed recently.

Mei Ji, who was originally ‘hoarded’ in the temple, has been dismissed by him recently, and each has given many benefits, so she will have no worries about food and clothing for the rest of her life.

Da Si Ming sat in front of the sea of ​​clouds every day, with disheveled hair and dirty long clothes, sometimes drinking, sometimes crying, and often not saying a word for several days.

Shao Siming persuaded him to sleep for a period of time, so that he could not only restore his own way, but also adjust his mentality.

Da Si Ming just smiled wryly, grabbed the flagon and poured it continuously, and sent Shao SiFate is separated by several feet.

Finally, Da Si Ming began to try to collapse his own way.

He didn’t know what idea he had, he wanted to separate Shouyuan Dao from him, the God of Shouyuan, and give Shouyuan Dao to Shao Siming.

‘You and I are brothers and sisters, I just want to fulfill you in the end. ‘

“It’s heartbreaking.”

The female ugly said something softly, but then snorted softly: “The boss ordered to do all kinds of bad things, really…”

Shao Si Ming just remained silent.

Wu Wang turned his head to look at Ming Snake, but saw that Ming Snake was distracted, so he asked: “Ming Snake, what do you think about this?”

“Master,” Snake Snake was a little confused, and then said, “Our family has a inheritance hole, and the steps of reproduction are engraved on the murals. Every time they go in in pairs, they come out about nine hours later, and they can conceive.”

People, gods, demigods:  …

Lin Suqing hurriedly reminded in a low voice in the corner: “The young master is asking about the order of the chief minister.”

Ming Snake’s body tensed up immediately, his face became more indifferent, and he said in a low voice, “Da Si Ming…”

Wu Wang held his forehead with his left hand, and waved his right hand: “Go down.”

“yes.”

Ming Snake stepped back half a step, and ripples formed in the air, disappearing in an instant.

Although the posture remains elegant and the expression is always calm, it always gives people a posture of fleeing.

This fierce god also has a mortal heart?

Shao Si Ming asked: “Having said so much, can you do something?”

“There is a way, and the way is simple.”

Wu Huang said indifferently: “I once entered Da Si Ming’s memory sea and saw some of his dreams; what Da Si Ming cares most about are two innate gods, one is his younger sister, who is Shao Si Ming you.

One is the emperor of heaven, the emperor. ”

“Well, brother actually cares more about the Emperor of Heaven.”

“The problem with Da Si Ming now is that he feels that his existence is meaningless. If he falls, he can fulfill you and the emperor.”

Shao Si Ming said: “His initial anger towards the Emperor of Heaven has dissipated, and he has such thoughts in his heart.”

Wu Wang said slowly, “Da Si Ming seems to be a very cowardly person at his core.”

“You want to use the aggressive method?” Shao Si Ming asked softly.

“The aggressive method is useless,” Wu Huang said, “Our Majesty Shennong’s “Herbal Classic” has a saying: If you are seriously ill, you need to use strong medicine!”

The flames of Emperor Yan’s order suddenly burst out, almost burning Wu Huang’s soul.

Wu Huangyuan quickly dodged, and kept saying: “If you want to ignite Da Siming’s fighting spirit, you must set up an opponent for Da Siming.”

Shao Si Ming showed a little smile.

She said: “That’s what I think. If you can write a letter to provoke him, it should be possible.”

“I can’t,” Wu Wang smiled and waved his hands, a gleam flashed in his eyes, “In Da Si Ming’s eyes, I’m actually just a mischievous little urchin, not his opponent.

You can think about it carefully, when he mentioned me in front of you, was his tone very contemptuous? ”

Shao Si Ming thought for a while, then nodded slightly: “Not bad.”

“If you think about it more carefully, what the chief minister was most worried about before was that he couldn’t finish what the Emperor of Heaven asked him to do?”

“That’s it,” Shao Si Ming was on the verge of suddenly realizing.

“So, Da Si Ming’s real heart disease is not in the human domain at all, but in… the sky, the palace, the big, and the right.”

Wu Hua tapped his fingers on the table four times, and Shao Si Ming nodded gently.

I heard Wu Wang say: “To arouse the fighting spirit of Da Si Ming, the strong god who is currently in charge of the power of Tiangong must be shaped into his opponent, and let him fight for and regain such power.

Young Commander, I actually admire you very much, I think you are the only innate god in the Heavenly Palace who can be handed over…”

Sleeping God rises up in the next house!

Wu Wang’s voice continued:

“Today, when I say this to you, it is actually a violation of my own position.

Da Si Ming is the real enemy that Ren Yu is afraid of. Now that the powerful god who is in charge of power, can he pose a direct threat to Ren Yu? ”

Shao Si Ming said: “That’s right, the Earth God has a stable temperament and is good at defending, so he doesn’t pose much threat to Human Domain.”

“That’s right.”

Wu Fan secretly remembered it in his heart.

Important information, the strong god who is now in charge of the power of the Tiangong is the earth god of the five elements!

Hey, there’s a new one in Tiangong!

Wu Wang’s expression didn’t change at all, his body leaned forward slightly, stared at Shao Si Ming, and continued in a gentle voice:

“If you want Da Si Ming to give up on himself, you must set a goal for him, give him a driving force, and give him an opponent.

He looks down on living beings in his bones, and he can’t see the human realm, so he can only look for a target in the heavenly palace.

You just need to tell the chief commander… that’s all, you can’t do it, it’s easy to reveal your secrets, don’t you have a little princess from the Yu Republic under your command? You can let her secretly release some rumors, which will spread among the creatures in those heavenly palaces.

In other words, the return of the Dao of Life is the earth god’s offer to His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven. ”

Shao Siming tried to retort: ​​”But this is so, isn’t it…”

“Wouldn’t it make the two of them turn against each other?”

Wu Huang smiled and said: “If it’s a big deal to commit evil, it’s better to self-destruct.Big accident? Which is more important, you have to weigh it clearly. ”

Shao Si Ming contemplated.

Wu Wang said again: “Of course, this method is only a medium strategy, not the best strategy. The best strategy is that you forcefully seal the chief minister, and the worst strategy is that you encourage the chief minister to defect from the Heavenly Palace.

These are too expensive.

If Da Si Ming can be encouraged to stand up and compete with the earth god, even if it seems temporarily, the Tiangong will be more unstable, but in the long run, these instabilities are trivial, after all, the real decision-maker above is the emperor.

No matter how much the two of them quarrel, they won’t be able to turn the sky around.

How exactly, you measure carefully.

I’ve given you the solution. I’ve remembered this favor. ”

Shao Si Ming sighed softly, smiled a little, and nodded slightly to Wu Huang.

She said, “I’ll give it a try.”

“Hey,” Wu Wang said with emotion, “If His Majesty knows, I will help Da Si Ming regain his strength, and I am afraid that punishment will really be lowered.”

Shao Si Ming apologized, and said in a low voice: “I really have no other way…”

Wu Wang raised his hand to signal that she didn’t need to continue, and shouted to the outside: “Yang Wudi! Is the autumn palace map ready!”

“Sure, ready!”

Holding a brocade box in both hands, Yang Wudi appeared at the door and lifted the brocade box high.

Shao Si Ming was about to say something, but Wu Wang waved his hand to urge her to leave.

She finally took the brocade box away, bowed her head to Wu Wang, and left with the female clown.

Wu Wang: …

After she left, Yang Wudi winked at Wu Wang for a while.

‘Sovereign, isn’t it unethical for us to fool a pure goddess like this? ‘

Wu Wang smiled calmly, raised his eyebrows and curled his lips at Yang Wudi.

‘What is this? When the Emperor of Heaven fooled Shao Siming, it was the way for Shao Siming to swallow Da Siming directly.

This young master wants to say thank you to me when he turns around. ‘

“Thank you, no fool.”

Shao Si Ming’s voice suddenly sounded next to Wu Wang’s ear, which almost made him burst out laughing.

But then, the female ugly went back and forth, with a few flashes of light flashing through her sleeves, she put several couples of orphans and widows in the courtyard.

The female ugly said: “I almost forgot, I rescued them at sea. The voices in their hearts are very clear, and there is no guilt at all. You humans can settle it yourself.”

After saying that, the female ugly looked at Wu Wang with a half-smile, covered her chest and saluted, and her figure turned into a divine light and dissipated.

…

…

As soon as Shao Siming left, everyone gathered around Wu Huang and praised him endlessly.

Looking at Wu Wang’s eyes, there is a little more awe than before.

A certain goddess in the Starry Sky Temple was leaning forward and backward with a smile at this moment, grabbing the wooden staff and almost slipping off the throne.

Shao Si Ming really wants to use such a strategy, just to force Da Si Ming to a dead end.

If Da Si Ming really fought with the earth god, and the emperor didn’t deal with it immediately, Tiangong will inevitably have a camp, and maybe some innate gods will leave Tiangong.

However, this is indeed a way to cheer up Da Si Ming from his decadence.

“I didn’t lie to her.”

Wu Huang exhaled lightly, “One thing to say, Shao Siming is the innate god closest to the Dao, this statement is really true.”

Everyone smiled and nodded.

Yang Wudi looked out of the courtyard, but saw the women holding two children, looking around in a daze, trembling all over.

He said: “Sovereign, please go down and ask them what’s wrong.”

“Go,” Wu Wang replied, and said again, “Don’t go, you’re going to scare people, Su Qing go.”

“Hey.”

Lin Suqing immediately agreed, walked out of the room quickly, walked up to several people, and took out a few low-level pills that ordinary people can use to help them stabilize their minds and regulate themselves.

Soon, more than a dozen maids came here and sent those who were in distress to the backyard.

But in just a moment, Lin Su lightly pursed her lips, her pretty face was slightly cold, and hurried to Wu Wang.

“Master!”

“What’s wrong?” Wu Wang looked at Lin Suqing with some puzzlement, “It’s rare that you get angry.”

“You have to take care of this!”

Lin Su lightly glanced left and right, his expression softened, and he whispered: “The orphan and widow escaped from the human domain, and should have died at sea, but happened to be saved by that god.

They… oh! ”

Daoist Xiaojian wondered, “Why did you escape?”

Lin Su said lightly: “There must be someone chasing and killing him.”

“But offended the enemy?”

“What enemies! It’s the Renhuang Pavilion!”

“Renhuang Pavilion?”

Daoist Xiaojian stared, “What kind of stupid account is this! Why is it next to the Renhuang Pavilion?”

Lin Su scolded softly: “They come from several towns in the southeast, and they already have support at home.

But a few days ago, their husband died in battle in the outer domain. According to the rules, the Renhuang Pavilion should give them the spiritual stones and property for compensation, but what they got in the end was only 30% of what they should have.

They refused to accept, so a dozen families got together and went to the branch responsible for distributing pensions to seek justice. They were appeased at first, but unexpectedly they were put under house arrest.

Fortunately, there are no masters in that branch of the pavilion, and they also have a little cultivationHe was afraid of this matter in his heart, and he didn’t dare to continue to speak out, and he got the opportunity to leave that branch of the pavilion, and after discussing with each other, he wanted to come to the southeast region to hide for safety.

Then they were attacked and killed near the southeast region, and the boat was full of more than a dozen families… only a few of them were left.

Young master, aren’t you the deputy cabinet master?

Will you uphold justice for them… Me! I won’t serve you for half a year! ”

“Don’t be impatient.”

Wu Wang leaned on the back of the chair, narrowing his eyes slightly.

Fight to the death outside the domain.

Wu Wang asked: “When, where, which region? The Lin family rebelled half a year ago?”

“It was the time in the Southeast Region.” Lin Suqing suddenly thought of something, her voice trembled slightly, and there was a bit of worry in her eyes, “The Battle of Yuncheng.”

“Oh, that time in Yuncheng.”

Wu Wang closed his eyes and murmured: “It was the time I led.”

A thin layer of ice formed inexplicably on the ground, desks, carpets, and the soles of several people’s feet; but in an instant, ice edges formed on the eaves of the attic.

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