This Person is Too Serious

There is a saying that it is easier to ask God than to send God away.

Wu Wang didn’t think about it at all. He was not only responsible for “inviting God”, but also responsible for “feeding God” service after “inviting God”.

Why did he come to exterminate the sect?

No wonder, Xiaojian ran over halfway, saying that he came to be his guard for safety reasons.

Feelings are the pits dug here.

The Great Elder frowned and said, “Sovereign, the old man will…”

“Hey, don’t be rough, and respect God.”

Wu Wang showed a slight smile, and said slowly:

“A few musicians… Forget it, the musicians are too gentle.

Let’s set up a lion and dragon dance team, make hundreds of firecrackers, solve the formation here, and welcome the arrival of this god.

Of course, don’t spread the word. ”

The great elder agreed with a smile, and rushed towards the station with a gust of black wind.

Wu Wang glanced at the sleeping god, turned his mouth and turned towards the door.

Everyone was smiling, but Lin Su frowned slightly, expressing dissatisfaction with the behavior of the sleeping god occupying the cave.

Afterwards, Wu Wang lightly let out a surprise.

On the stone wall not far from his dormitory, there was a simple portal, a gray-white stone frame inlaid on the mountain wall, just adjacent to his dormitory.

Wu Wang suddenly became interested, he greeted the old aunt and the little fairy, called Shangxiao swordsman and Mu Daxian, accompanied by the blue bird and the singing snake to open the way, and walked over directly.

Push open the door, isn’t it the temple of the Sleeping God inside?

Dozens of men and women who were lying or sitting or lying together panicked suddenly, but Wu Wang smiled and said: “Don’t panic, I will find a place to rest.”

After saying that, Wu Huang stepped down and went straight to the bed in the middle.

Come and not reciprocate indecently.

Changing homes directly with Sleeping God was also something Wu Wang had never thought of before.

As soon as the butt fell, the two shoes flew, and Wu Wang was about to lie down directly on the big bed that looked like a cloud; but just as he made a move, a flash of inspiration flashed in his heart.

cloud?

Wu Wang turned his head and glanced at the big bed, a few thoughts came to his mind.

The God of Yunmeng wouldn’t be so wicked as to take the title of God of Sleep and turn his own body into a bed.

In this way, when he is exposed one day, he can still point to a group of innate gods and laugh, saying:

‘A group of big fools, the body of the God of Sleeping Dreams is of course a bed! Hahaha! ‘

If so, lying on the body of an obviously male god…

Wu Wang felt a little uncomfortable, got up quickly, asked Su Qing to prepare a few reclining chairs, and took a few people to sit here to rest, and by the way, get some barbecue and soak your feet in hot water.

What flattered Wu Wang was that some of the maids even took the initiative to bring refreshments and spirit fruits to them.

——Obviously, the spiritual body transformed by the supernatural powers is still somewhat different from the real life.

Not long after, I heard the noise of gongs and drums outside the hall, the sound of firecrackers, and the sound of mountains and tsunami, which was extremely lively.

There were a few ripples on the wall of the side temple, and a fair face was revealed, with sleepiness written all over it, followed by a body in a toga and a big bed pulled behind him.

Wu Wang turned his head and said: “Su Qing, let the Great Elder strengthen the formation on the side wall of the cave later.”

“Yes, master.”

“Isn’t it just to borrow your place to sleep,” the sleepy god yawned and complained, “As for what, making such a big scene disturbs the sleepiness of the mind.”

“Why did you come to my small courtyard?”

Wu Huang smiled and said: “The sky is big, the earth is big and the sea is big, where is not your home?

My sect is located in a remote place, with poor mountains and bad waters, and there is not even a spiritual mine around. You are such a great god, wouldn’t it be condescending to come to me? ”

“How can this be called condescension?”

Sleeping God smiled and said: “Didn’t you detain me in the human domain? I am a prisoner who is so active. I will go directly to your house and wait. I will prepare the dungeon myself.”

Wu Wang: …

Is this because of him?

The old senior will never reveal the identity of his mother directly, and it is unlikely that the old senior will trust a god of unknown origin.

Wu Huang wanted to test it, he sighed a long time, and shouted with a sad face: “I said sleepy god, after all you areGod, I’m just a fairyland, why do you have nothing to come to me? ”

Sleeping God raised his hands, stretched his sleeves, and raised his bushy brows.

“Yuan Wonderland, can you subdue the Naming Snake?”

Ming Snake snorted coldly, with a murderous intent.

Wu Wang raised his hand to signal the Naming Snake to retreat, the sleepy god walked over, his lips moved slightly, but he said something directly next to Wu Wang’s ear, no one else could hear the sound.

Even Daoist Xiaojian couldn’t catch the trace of the sound transmission.

The Sleeping God said:

“Original Immortal Realm, can you have a body full of divine power, can you have the divine power of a star god?

Young man, there are many secrets in you, and there are many secrets in me. People and gods like us can keep each other secret and then be friends.

Otherwise, where else can I go in Human Domain?

Staying with those cultivators in the human realm who only hate gods is worse than staying beside you, the god of spring.

I am very curious now, why the Emperor of Heaven added your canonization when they were discussing how to canonize Shennong without any warning, and directly allocated a corner of Jiuye to you.

Where does your power come from.

And your Dao is obviously the Dao of Stars, but it is different from the Dao of the Star God, it seems that it is not weaker than the Dao of the Star God.

Of course, don’t tell me, and I won’t ask, we all turn a blind eye.

Life is so improvised. ”

“Who lives with you!”

Wu Wang gritted his teeth and cursed, the thoughts in his heart kept turning, and then he smiled and asked Lin Suqing to take the seat.

He said: “Your Excellency… Senior is here, I am always a little uneasy in my heart.”

There was a faint blue light around the body of the Sleeping God, and the clothes on his body were changed into black robes and long clothes, and he sat in front of Wu Wang quite solemnly, separated from Wu Wang by a barbecue grill.

The God of Sleep said in a warm voice: “I came here to live here as a sojourner, and I will help you, the Great Demon Sect of Mietianhei, to have a good night’s sleep.”

“You don’t need to do anything senior, this is the hinterland of Human Domain, and the sect is very stable.”

Wu Huang smiled and said: “Senior, don’t look at our extermination place is small and there are not many people, but the sect business is still possible. There are hundreds of shops in the human domain, and there is a thousand-year exclusive relationship with the human domain. right to cooperate.

If seniors want to bring food, play, and fun in our extermination clan, as long as they don’t violate public customs and good order, I can order someone to bring them to seniors. ”

Sleeping God suddenly smiled and narrowed his eyes.

This guy is really good.

But then, Wu Wang said again: “How can senior prove that senior is not sent by the emperor, and has the intention of murdering me?”

“I know you kid is not so easy to talk to.”

Sleeping God laughed, crossed his legs, and looked thoughtful.

Soon, his voice reached Wu Wang’s ears:

“This matter is indeed difficult to prove, and it is impossible for me to tell the true identity of the main body.

If you just say that I am an ancient god and don’t want to work for the emperor, it is not convincing.

It’s not as good as this, I have a magic technique called divine speech, and the words I speak will be branded into the Dao. I can say that I am definitely not the minion of the emperor. ”

Wu Wang pondered a few times, and said:

“The senior may also attack me for other reasons.

The world is not just the emperor’s gods, the Queen Mother of the West who refused to obey the emperor, the candle dragon who was expelled from the sky, and your identity is a mystery, senior, these are all uncertain.

Who can guarantee that the senior is not the internal response of Zhulong placed in Tiangong? ”

“Oh?”

“Tsk.”

Beside the cloud bed, the two sat facing each other across the iron barbecue stove. One had a fat face with a smile and a little hesitation in his eyes, and the other had a dignified expression, but his eyes implied a little expectation.

“How about this.”

Wu Huang chose a plan and took out a big gourd from his sleeve…

“Just say you want me to do something, just drink!”

Sleeping God almost jumped up, and grinned at Wu Wang, “I’m really afraid of your emperor’s Daojiu.”

“Senior, please give me a small excuse,” Wu Wang said, “In this way, I can rest assured that Senior is here, and let my subordinates honor Senior.”

Sleeping God laughed and scolded: “You little fox, why are you harder to fool than the Emperor?”

Wu Wang said with emotion: “I did this just to save my life. Senior has always wanted to fool the younger generation. This is also very different from the image of Gao Guangwei and uprightness in the younger generation’s mind.”

Sleepy God stared and said: “Then I go?”

Wu Huang’s eyes lit up: “I’ll contact the Renhuang Pavilion right now, and give seniors a place to live, Brother Dao!”

Taoist Xiaojian immediately stood up.

“Hey, you young man,” Sleepy God frowned, “Why don’t you know, what is the senior’s suggestion! Okay, what do you want to use?”

“let me see.”

Wu Wang took out a photo orb with his backhand, and pondered a few times.

Seeing this, Sleeping God calmly sat back on the throne, and said slowly: “That’s it? Why don’t I scold the emperor a few times and let you write it down, so I won’t be able to return to the Heavenly Palace.”

“It’s somewhat impolite to scold the Emperor of Heaven.”

Wu Wang sternly said: “I have to admit,After all, the Emperor of Heaven is the creator of the existing order, and all living beings should have a basic respect, even if they are sworn enemies, it is inappropriate to insult him like this.

It seems that we are too petty and have no structure. ”

Sleeping God’s eyes lit up, and he exclaimed: “This God will impress you soon!”

Wu Wang showed a warm smile, and said in a warm voice: “Senior, why not read a few lines of poetry to this jewel.”

“Poetry?”

“I’m talking nonsense, senior, listen up… Candle Dragon won’t have sex with the Emperor, and will lock Erxi in the Sleeping God Palace.”

Sleeping God almost jumped up, gnashed his teeth and glared at Wu Wang, with such beautiful words as “heart black” and “heart really black” constantly popping out of his mouth.

Wu Wang waited with a smile on his face, and when the sleeping god was about to recite with a dark face, he raised his hand a little more.

There was a little strange feeling in his heart, as if there was a chain swinging gently between the world, he raised his hand to hold it, gently pulled it, and opened the door to the new world.

Divine right, divine power.

Fu·every spring.

There were two blushes on the Sleeping God’s face, and his eyes were a little turbulent, and he said slowly:

“If Zhulong doesn’t have sex with the emperor, he will lock Erxi in the sleeping temple.”

“Crack!”

Wu Wang took out a few photographic orbs in his hands and sleeves, put them into a brocade box, and handed them to Taoist Xiaojian.

“Brother Dao, send it to His Majesty quickly, please keep it well, and if my life is in danger later, I will throw this thing to the Heavenly Palace!”

Taoist Xiaojian got up and agreed, took the brocade box and ran away, jumping out of the Temple of Sleeping God with one stride.

The whole process was like flowing clouds and flowing water, and the sleepy god was stunned.

Afterwards, Sleeping God suddenly came to his senses and shouted: “It shouldn’t mean that I will do whatever I want if I attack you, how come your life is in danger!

This is not going to happen, I still want to protect you! ”

Wu Wang blinked: “Did I say so?”

“You! Stop pretending to be confused here!”

“Senior, what do you care about as a junior like me?”

Wu Wang smiled all over his face, got up and pulled Sleepy God into his seat, and said with a smile:

“Come, have a taste of the roasted spirit beast meat that I have improved the seasoning, and taste the real fairy wine from our Human Domain.

Everyone will be their own family from now on, don’t be shy.

What kind of ditties do seniors like to listen to on weekdays, and what kind of dance operas do they watch?

Biographical essays are very popular in our field these days, and you might like them. ”

Sleeping God was full of grief and indignation, but he quickly turned his grief and indignation into strength, eating, drinking, and scolding Wu Wangdao’s heart.

On the side, Lin Suqing, Ling Xiaolan, and Qingniao all tilted their heads.

Today’s Wu Wang, they…

I have never seen it.

…

In order to appease Sleeping God’s hurt mind, Wu Fan deliberately spent half a month, taking Sleeping God to visit mountains and rivers and drink for fun.

Of course, he mainly wanted to take Jade Bird around for a while.

During those long years, with a ray of obsession, she repeated the reclamation on the deserted island in the East China Sea.

Taking advantage of the fact that the Human Domain is still stable, it is time to appreciate the prosperity of the Human Domain.

Take a walk in Fuyu City, and go around the worldly market.

Lin Suqing was still by her side, and Ling Xiaolan didn’t like crowded places, so she waited for Wu Wang’s return in Miezong and concentrated on her practice.

Sleeping God is quite easy-going, and is also quite interested in the troubles of living things.

He would go to talk with the old man who didn’t have much life energy, and heard that some living beings lamented about the limit of life energy.

I will also observe those carefree children, get a little inspiration from them, and have a little insight in my eyes.

On this day, the two turned back to Fuyu City and stopped at the Zuixiang Building that had already been rebuilt.

Drinking wine, listening to music, chatting casually.

Taking advantage of the fact that there were no experts in the human domain, Wu Wang finally asked the question he had always wanted to ask.

“How much do seniors know about the Candle Dragon God System?”

“It’s okay,” Sleeping God tapped the table with his fingers, and a ray of blue light flooded over them. They can talk freely, their words will not be heard by others, but they can hear the movement from outside.

Sleeping God smiled and said, “It took me so long to inquire about the gods, your patience is good.”

Wu Wang’s eyes lit up: “It seems that senior is ready to know everything.”

“Hey, there is a limit to knowing everything,” Sleeping God sighed, “Can we be more sincere to each other, and reduce these ways and words.”

“Then I’ll confess sincerely,” Wu Wang tapped his finger on the table, “To tell you the truth, I’ve been thinking that the enemy’s enemy is my friend. Wouldn’t it be possible to defeat the Heavenly Palace if the Candle Dragon God Department and the Human Domain join forces? ?”

Sleeping God groaned for a few moments, and said slowly: “This is a bit wishful thinking.”

“Oh? Why?”

“If it was before ancient times, there might still be a glimmer of chance. It took a long process for the Candle Dragon God Line to transform from a ruler to a weaker party.

But at that time, the human domain did not know where it was. ”

Sleeping God said: “Nowadays, Zhulong and Diqian are not the same as Zhulong and Diqian in the past, and Diqian formed the Avenue of Order, so Zhulong must have become the party that destroys order.The human realm relies on the current order to exist. If the order is destroyed, the human realm will suffer disaster.

Unless Human Domain is willing to pay 99% of the price of death and injury, and join hands with Zhulong to destroy the existing order and establish a new order.

But whether it’s the Human Emperor, you, or those experts at the decision-making level in the Human Domain who are a little mother-in-law, they don’t dare to be so cruel.

This is the weakness of Human Domain, and it is more fatal.

In the change of the age of the gods, it is impossible to win without giving up anything. ”

Wu vainly sighed, “That’s true.”

“So, Renyu lacks a king who dares to bear the infamy.”

Sleeping God smiled: “Of course, what I said must be a bit radical to you.

Gods are different from living beings. Gods have unlimited lifespans, and they see the changes in the general trend of the world. Living beings have limited lifespans, and focus on inheritance and their own stability.

Just listen to it. ”

Wu Wang asked: “On the side of the Candle Dragon God Line, what other masters are there besides Candle Dragon? Didn’t the seniors say that their return is inevitable.”

“Well, some avenues in Tiangong are already rotten.”

Sleepy God curled his mouth and said in a low voice:

“I have been watching from the sidelines, Tiangong has all the characteristics of the theocracy that is about to be overthrown.

Otherwise, I wouldn’t take this opportunity to escape, it’s good to enjoy the shade under the big tree.

As long as one or two of the original avenues in Tiangong have problems, the seal of heaven and earth will collapse, and the return of Zhulong is indeed inevitable.

The masters on their side, let me think about it… the gods of the five elements, the avenue of water is on the side of the candle dragon, the water god and the candle dragon have a deep friendship, and the ancient gods also helped the weak human race before the battle. ”

Wu Wang nodded slowly, resisting the urge to interrupt, and continued to listen to the Sleeping God.

“By the way, the water god has a daughter, but it’s not actually a daughter, but the ice channel of the water channel.

That is a ruthless character, who almost changed the situation of the battle back then, with strong fighting skills and powerful supernatural powers, he can freeze hundreds of thousands of miles in an instant, and is more difficult than the water god.

In addition, there are several original wind gods, Yin Yinhu and Zhe Dan, and their strength is not weak.

If we talk about strong gods, the ancient god of thunder, Lei Ze, is also quite strong. He was originally transformed by a strange beast, and then absorbed the source of thunder. He is considered to be the most destructive god, and has been rare since ancient times.

However, the last person under God Candle Dragon’s hands to provoke is actually a goddess. ”

“Who?”

Sleepy God grinned and frowned, sighed:

“The god of luck, the strong god who controls the fate of the heaven and the earth, back then she caused the emperor’s gods to fight with each other almost by herself.

This god has a very small mind, and she must avenge any revenge. She is not strong in fighting skills, but she has three divine attributes.

Turning bad luck into good luck, all wishes come true, and the source of good fortune is profound.

Which god system she stands in, which god system can at least increase the chance of winning by 20%.

It was the same in the first battle back then. If she hadn’t continued luck, Zhulong would have been defeated long ago.

However, she was dissatisfied with Zhulong at the time, so she didn’t attack with all her strength, and she herself was not backlashed by Dao, which is very rare. ”

Wu Wang raised his hand to rest his forehead, feeling that there was a big danger written on the top of his head.

After the return of the Candle Dragon God Department, find the Daoist Theory of Fortune and let her unravel her own curse… This obviously won’t work.

It can only be to step into the extraordinary by oneself and break the spell of the god of luck.

The sleepy god looked at Wu Wang wonderingly: “What’s wrong with you? Hearing this god, his expression is so strange.”

“I didn’t expect that there really is a goddess of fate in this world,” Wu Wang said vaguely.

Sleeping God smiled and explained:

“Luck and fate should not be confused. It should be said that there is no way of destiny. The so-called luck is just relying on the mutual influence between the avenues to make oneself develop in harmony with the general trend of the world, so as to go smoothly, that’s all.

This goddess of luck was very much pursued back then, and she was also one of the top ten beauties in ancient times.

But, she has a weird personality and always teases her suitors. Back then, Emperor Kuang was also very taunted by her. ”

Wu Wang pondered for a few moments, and asked, “Why didn’t Emperor Kuang seek the help of this God of Fortune?”

“I can’t fight for it.”

Sleeping God said in a low voice: “She is the daughter of Zhulong, she is not a father and daughter like the god of ice and water, she was born of Zhulong and an ancient goddess.

Later, the ancient goddess fell, and Zhulong’s temperament changed drastically, so he went mad and wanted to destroy the world.

It is too difficult for God of Fortune to betray Zhulong. ”

Wu Huan asked in a low voice: “Then if, I mean, if the Ice God and the Dao God fight, senior thinks, which one of them can win?”

“Ice God, why are you so interested in these goddesses?”

Sleeping God raised his hand and patted Wu Huang’s chest, and said with a smile:

“Fengchun God, the Heavenly Emperor really understands you, don’t think too much about it, they are all goddesses who can’t be reached, each one is more fierce than the other.

You are now a demigod, they can’t look at you directly, you might as well work hard, imitate the sages of the human race, grab a way back, and become a generation of strong gods.

Depending on your looks, you may be able to arouse their interest. ”

Wu Wang: …

“I think the God of Ice should be cold on the surface, but gentle on the inside.”

“Ice God, gentle?”

“Seniors weWe are cautious in our words and deeds, and we are cautious in our words and deeds. ”

“What are you afraid of?” Sleeping God smiled, “We chatting casually, they can listen to them from outside the sky? What are you afraid of?”

Wu Wang’s eyes were full of deep meaning, and he said slowly: “Qi, can it be frozen?”

“It’s impossible, Qi is not just water…uh.”

Sleeping God’s expression quickly became a little numb, staring at Wu Wang for a while.

“I just said it casually, and the senior listened casually,” Wu Wang put down his teacup with a smile, and raised his chin to the stage directly in front of him, “Look, they dance really well.”

The hand of the Sleeping God holding the tea trembled slightly.

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