The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

    Engineering is undoubtedly the most cost-burning profession. As an investor in the Roland series of large robots, as the honorary director of the Liu Huang Mountain City Engineers Association, the Beyar brothers of the Security Chamber of Commerce are almost close to the unrestricted expenditure of the deep development of the series. Bankruptcy.

    Even so, the Roland series is still extremely immature products, tall and powerful big robot looks very strong, but if not even the Legend class War force, in the strong hand of the ground world is only a relatively advanced live target, and if you add advanced materials to improve the combat power, The money needed is astronomical, so they think of the need for high-end combat on the surface to find investors.

    The Roland robots brought up are not the latest products of the Roland system. The technology used is discounted second-hand goods, but in the ground world, it is still full of new technology. At least, in the eyes of engineers, this has already It is a very valuable gift.

    Giving gifts to the emperor who is about to ascend to the throne, or the Auland Empire, known for its luxury, as long as the gift is heavier or novelty, it is expected to get amazing returns.

    Auchemy's Alchemy surgery and engineering are also very good, and there will be no floating fleets and magical mechanical dragons in the future. At least Gnome have long been interested in the Alchemy method of alloy steel, mana and mechanical hybrid Magic. Enginering theory.

    They pay attention to the fact that they can switch to the best technology and resources. If they can't, they can change the gold coins to serve as research funds.

    This idea is excellent. If you give it to a good diplomat, most of the time will lead to satisfactory results.

    But unfortunately, from the ambassadors headed by Yingou Beyar, plus Karbala and Hoyle, it is doomed to be a mistake.

    Karbala, the orphan Gnome born in Liu Huang Mountain City, is said to be a master of civil engineering, even if he is a bloody noble Gnome prince. But obviously it’s self-taught, and I haven’t seen him build a few decent houses, but personally have a special enthusiasm for the buildings, often sneaking to study the foundations and top beams of special buildings, even if research, this He also particularly likes hands-on practice and removes several parts research.

    Imagine it a little. The result was that the top pillars and foundations of the wooden houses were unloaded, and it was not once or twice that he plunged himself into his own ruins.

    In the countless times of making large pits and ruins, the result is that people send the nickname "Dumping the little prince Karbala" and "Green Skin Termite Karbala", which is also the key target of Town Security. "Tomorrow Karbala to your home" has also become A malicious curse.

    Fortunately, he is quite business savvy and his family is quite rich. Individuals have long spent money without the concept of money, and they are always on the edge of the prison after they have paid compensation and did not cause personal loss.

    Needless to say, Yingou, the mobile Alchemy bomb expert, although the dwarf Hoyle is a master of blacksmiths, but it is also a triathlon of yellow gambling and a famous destroyer.

    Make these three living treasures into a gift ambassador. Also, the group of dwarfs thought of it.

    Just arrived at the destination of Auland Empire, the gambler Hoyle indulged in several new casinos for a few nights, and then lost most of the travel expenses, while Karbala dug a century-old monastery and lost all the remaining travel expenses. Otherwise, it is not too poor to steal the decorations on the roadside trees.

    They did go to the palace, but unfortunately these guys have no interaction. They care more about whether they insist on seeing the emperor are willing to submit gifts, and they don’t even allow the rude guard to touch their baby. So, these sneaky aliens are almost treated as sinister assassins, gift-giving plans. It is all the way to send resistance.

    If such a day drags on for a few more weeks, if you don’t get into poverty, you can only sell your own gifts and then go home with your travel expenses.

    In the first two days, they learned that Hermite House is going to host a reception. The emperor had to appear in person, and he was delighted to come in and give gifts in person.

    But those who did not receive the invitation were obviously aliens, and the guards would naturally not allow them to enter. The result is the three dwarf wars throughout the Hermite House Guard, with excellent melee experience and personal strength, or three dwarf side dominate.

    But if you delay for a while, wait for the Royal Guard to come and treat them as an assassin, I am afraid I can’t really clean up.

    Fortunately, before this, Darsos came out in time, but unfortunately, this group of lawless dwarf openings offended their own goals.

    "If there is no sincerity, the compliment will hurt the pain of the other father's brother. Are you giving gifts or responsible for pulling hatred?"

    Shaking his head and seeing this raging Darsos, knowing that if it doesn't matter, it is definitely the result of venting the anger of the three people who are going out and killing, that is not what I want to see.

    "Respected Majesty, since they are coming for gifts, at least let them present gifts. This will at least reveal the temperament of your great country. ”

    It seems that I don't want to lose face in front of me. I seem to have played a role in dissuasion with a smile.

    Taking a deep breath and suppressing the emotions that are about to run away, Darsos nodded.

    "Since Luo…..Miss Reyne said that I would give you a chance. If you are a stranger, you will show your identity and show your sincerity. ”

    Three dwarf consultations, actually began to prepare for the early lines.

    "Since you have asked sincerely!"

    "We will tell you with great compassion!"

    In order

    Enough! Give me a clear explanation within ten seconds, otherwise I will tie you to the stone anchor and throw it into the river. ”I intend to hear that they have recently modified the lines I wrote, but it is clear that Darsos did not have the patience. The emperor’s roar made people in the place bow their heads and trembled.

    "We are from Liu Huang Mountain City in the underground world. I heard that my Majesty is going to be enthroned, and we will come to our most noble gift."

    Sure enough, the threat of life is still effective.

    "Under the world?"

    In the eyes of the human aristocrats, the legendary underground world is full of evil spirits, killings and wars everywhere, and the ground is not the same thing. I heard that Gnome and Grey Dwarf said that they came from the underground world. Suddenly, the nobles were full of horror and unbelief. There are many.

    "Cough, then show me what the rareness is."

    undoubtedly. From the slightly raised eyebrows and the smiles on the corners of the mouth, the underground world residents who came thousands of miles away to congratulate themselves on the gift of the throne, let Darsos feel very face.

    I am a little relieved, and the idea of ​​this thousand miles of congratulations is really good, as long as there is no accident, even if the gift is not good. Darsos will also pretend to be very satisfied, and most of the rewards will not be less. It is also a good story to spread.

    "Look, this is the 20-to-1 small-scale robot on the 88th, and it is also a gift we gave to your Majesty."

    From Karbala's patched bag, pull out a dilapidated robot.

    It is a used robot that will fall apart at any time. Only one meter high, all of them are green rust. Obviously, the parts are all waste utilization, and there is no such thing as the majesty of the prototype.

    Yinou’s words of flustered did not make it clear. He meant that the large robot was sent out on the 88th, but because it was too large, it could only be replaced by a proportional pattern.

    "Pu~" This can be played for children. ”

    "It is simply an insult to the engineering crystallization of Auland Empire. Our magic steam armor is more than three meters high. What does it mean to send this over? Do our emperors need small toys? ”

    But obviously, in the eyes of the nobility here, there are a few unclear villages that sent a small toy to the emperor.

    "Look, he has a drill bit, a main gun, and a power backpack behind it. The technology is the most advanced of Liu Huang Mountain City and should be able to help with engineering research in your country….."

    I took my forehead, and now the misunderstanding has not been solved. The more serious Yingou is, the more he despises the engineering and industrial level of the other side, and the more irritating it is.

    “Zizizi!”KA-CHING!"Boom!"

    Ok, no need to explain more. Like other safety brand products, under the supervision of Gnome, this proportional robot first leaked electricity and then smouldering. Then I exploded.

    Enough! Is this your gift to a king? Perhaps, you think that I am kind to stupid! ”

    Magic Sword reveals a bloody brilliance, and the emperor has no intention of concealing his own killing.

    The three people looked at each other and some did not understand that the gift was so heavy. The Ming Eighty-eighth was the highest crystallization of underground world engineering. Why did the other side seem to be mad to kill? Finally, Karbala took the opportunity to think of a trick. .

    "Since you are not satisfied with this gift, look for other gifts temporarily."

    "Adult, this is our gift!"

    BoldDog gall! ”The Auland nobles were furious when they saw the gift that Karbala took out of the sack.

    It is some familiar jewels, but also the decorations along the Yangtze River Avenue. This is inferior to the cheap jewels that no one has picked up. Was it actually transferred to the highest king?

    "Damn, it's as bad as stealing the flowers from the girl's favorite flowerbed, and then using this flower to make a bouquet to the original owner."I have nothing to say about this death.

    "Oh, it is a waste of my time to care about you."

    Fortunately, Darsos smirked and finally shook his head, seemingly not wanting to count with these Gnome.

    "Take it on. Forget it, let's go by yourself. Eh? Liu Huang Mountain City ? Isn't that the origin of the god that I have never heard of? Since the inhabitants of this place are like this, it seems that in the future, there are also villagers in the true God. You said that the great gods will escape to the mortal to take refuge, and maybe we will have the gods of Auland afterwards. ”

    Obviously, the emperor’s sense of humor is very bad. This is a cold joke with a discourse on the true God. It is even more laughable, but…

    "The God of Law has never heard of it. I heard about it some time ago. Now many businessmen have chosen that belief. It is really the church of the inferior."

    "Oh, you can see it from these guys. Who knows how the obscure guy became a true god? If you don't go out and step on the shit, it's so inexplicable."

    But Darsos is the emperor, so it’s a joke that is not funny. The aristocrats under his command will also try to laugh and follow the trend, but they are not stupid. At least they know that they can’t call the real name of “Wumianzhe”. Otherwise, they will cause God’s idea and lower the punishment. Fun.

    "Enough, you can insult us, but you must not filthy Wumanzhe adults! You stupid human! You are not even as good as his little finger. ”

    Gnome's funny screams echoed in the hall, and then, the louder audience laughed.

    "Don't laugh, don't laugh, my Yingou Beyar doesn't want you to laugh!"

    But the more he screams. The more violent the thunder, the more the human aristocrats laughed louder.

    "Don't laugh, otherwise my supremely-stricken squad will punish you."It seems that I have confidence in my sense of humor. Darsos pinches the scorpion and vividly imitates it. It makes the laughter always expand and even opens the ceiling of the hall. Passed outside.

    "you…..What do you know, you are a group of short-lived ghosts! When you turn into ash, the gaze of the true God begins to cast on you, and you must know humility before the gods. How terrific you are, the mortal king. In which eyes, you are nothing. ”

    Well, Gnome's Wrath question is indeed a fact, but it has hit some people's sensitive self-esteem.

    "Oh, at least we can live a rich and beautiful life, and that Liu Huang Mountain City? Hehe. If it is really rich enough, it will not let you use the stolen jewelry to give gifts! Such a place is actually a holy place for God of Law? Sure enough, second-rate places can make such a country-going god. ”

    When Darsos came out, the scene suddenly sank, even though he quickly stopped his mouth. Although he did not mention the real name, the god could not perceive it. But if this is passed out, I am afraid that Auland Empire and myself will become God of Law The deadly enemy of the church.

    Suddenly, the old dwarf who had been sleepy suddenly smiled.

    "The mortal kings dare to defile the gods of heaven. Originally directed at your courage, the old man will have a cup with you, gamble on a game, but unfortunately, you have found the wrong opponent, Yingou that kid has always been full of nonsense, but this time is not wrong. Compared with the Wumanzhe adults, even if you are compared to the Wumanzhe adults who are still in the mortal world, your kid is not worth his toenails. ”

    "Hey, I have heard about the deeds of that person. Isn't it a judge in the country, suddenly got the approval of the Order gods, and then become a god? Said that he was lucky to step on the shit, really did not say anything wrong. ”

    The battle between the king and the theocracy is endless. Obviously, Darsos has no respect for the God of Law. Since it is already destined to be offended, it is more sinful.

    I was also amazed at the scene. If Town Security or Supreme Law judges maintain my dignity here, I would not be surprised at all, but the group of Bastard in front of me is a Perverts that has been repeatedly hit by Town Security. Gentleman, I have cleaned them several times as Wumanzhe. If I don’t remember to hate me, I still help me. Maybe I should check my hearing and vision.

“……..Perhaps people like you can't understand that the underground world is the real hell, and the weak is dead. It is a natural world. In a resource-poor world, you can take life for a glass of water. I am a lonely child. I am a hapless person like me. It is the most likely ending to die in a gutter one day, but only Liu Huang Mountain City will make a weak person like me survive. It also gave me the opportunity to learn architecture and survive on my own hands. ”

    "Unlike those of you who are rich in resources to be able to decorate trees with jewels, we all know that the unlucky ones who strive to live are aware of how hard it is for the weak to live with dignity and for the strong not to live by the flesh and blood of the hunting underdog, and the only thing the world can do is the adult. ”

    Karbala, who has remained silent, said so.

    "'I dream that one day, my descendants will live in a country that is not based on their race, but on their character's strengths and weaknesses." This sentence is engraved on the gates and squares of Liu Huang Mountain City. . That year, everyone used to regard this as a madman's blink of an eye, but the man, who spent more than a hundred years, accumulated bit by bit, really eliminated the prejudice of the race and really fulfilled this dream. . ”

    "Can you imagine? Kindness and kindness to the dull Dark Elf knight, peace and quiet to the lazy undead warrior, the industrious and friendly Gnome guy, in Liu Huang Mountain City, the race is not important, what is important what you have done and what you plan to do . ”

    The old dwarf shook his own wine gourd and smashed a large portion.

    "The king of the mortal world, you may allow the following army to let your army fight for you, let your farm workers work for you, but you can let Putongtong citizens consciously go to the city wall without order, in order to protect the city Everything on your own, invest in a war that is absolutely impossible to overcome? The man did it, and he made the city a home for all residents who were willing to give up all protection. ”

    Inexplicably, the battle against Count Demon came to me, and the lovely citizens who took the initiative to walk on the wall made me smile.

    "Oh, it’s just a policy expert. Just give me time, I can do it."

    Darsos's face was blue, but he still refused to accept it.

    But at the same time, Gnome's harsh screams echoed again in the hall.

    "The king of the mortal world, you can see that these guys are not good people, some time ago because some things were locked into the Liu Huang Mountain City cell. And because of the conspiracy of some people, the walls of the prison have been pushed, but we did not take the opportunity to escape, do you know why? ”

    "Oh, that's how timid you are."

    "Oh, my old beard and my old beard are Gold-Rank. According to your humans, they are all extraordinary masters." But guarding us up to a few Silver-Rank, we are like this, where can't be mixed, why do you want to break into the cell in the city, be mad at the junior? ”

    The old drunkard also laughed, and the escaped prison was hung up. Afterwards, the choice of his own group of people who did not escape was indeed correct.

    "If you do bad things, you will be punished. The guilty will eventually be judged. Only the trial can save the sinner. This sentence is hanging in front of the stone in the prison, but I am afraid that you guys will not believe, but I can tell you that under the man, this is the axiom of the city. We choose to stay in prison, just trust the man to say, as long as we complete the penalty, as long as we do not touch the bottom line of sin, we can live in the city in an upright manner. ”

    "As long as you sin, you will be punished. As long as you are not guilty, you will be able to live upright. Grey Dwarf like me is not to be seen in every dungeon. It is doubtful that our eyes are fuller, but in our city, there is no People will be biased because of race. The mortal king, can you do it? ”

    "Tell a thousand and ten thousand. As a king, can you give a happy home where most people can live and work in peace and willing to do everything?" If you can't do it, you can't even have a small finger. ”

    "Hah, old drunkard, how can we do it, have you still had no memory of our encounter?" If we don't have two hands, I am afraid that people have long been 'eliminating evil' and then collecting all the belongings. ”

    "Oh, this is true. Beyar, I am a little homesick, maybe we should go back. ”

    "Hey, what the greatest king of the past three hundred years, the rumors really can't believe. Without a heart-warming mind, without understanding the wisdom of others, full of embarrassment and prejudice, I see that this country will be defeated in his hands sooner or later. ”

    "The mortal king, I know that you pray for immortality, because your short-lived King King City is so. But I am afraid, even if you are really immortal, it is just a zombie who mourns the mortal world. Never compare to the man who sacrificed everything and transformed the law into a world. Such a vulgar human, actually should laugh at the gods in the sky, ridicule the fair incarnation, should I say that I do not know who is fearless? Still shameless, the world is invincible. ”

    After the speech, the three men are going to leave with the sack, but this time, they can’t go.

    Under the direction of someone, the two Legends who had been ambushing in the Chamber of Secrets had been blocked in front of them.

    "Insulting the king in the face, the sin of disrespect, and shutting me into the dungeon!" I see if your fair incarnation will save you. ”

    Looking at Darsos, I want to kill the face, I know that it is useless to say anything at this time.

    Eh! I have to check the information again. Is the royal dungeon there? It’s really asking me trouble. ”Even so, but inexplicably, my mood has become very good.