The days of being a spiritual mentor in Meiman

After I opened that door, I found my body changed. I became very small and everything seemed to be very large. My hands became C-shaped and my head became a cylinder. , just like the common building blocks...

Steve took a deep breath, and his memory gradually flashed back to the moment when he pushed the door open.

When Steve just walked in, he felt himself in a trance, and then he found that his vision became lower, and when he lowered his head, he saw his body turned into a cube.

At this time, he recalled the shape of the doorknob he turned. He shrugged and said: Well, I have played with the building block man..

When the dim light in front of him dissipated, he realized that he had appeared in a bright store. Steve walked in the store with great interest, looking at the shelves made of small building blocks, and the shelves on it. put the goods.

It was a very novel experience, he had never seen the world as a Jenga figure, but the happy time passed quickly, and Steve suddenly heard a high-pitched scream.

He rolled on the spot reflexively, and hid behind a large shelf. Immediately afterwards, he heard a bang gunshot, and a voice with an exaggerated tone sounded: Take out all your money, just Now you don't want to get shot!

Steve poked his head out and saw a robber pointing a gun at the owner of the convenience store. He was about to run out to stop him, but he looked down at his fingerless C-shaped hand. I looked around, and saw the mop in the corner of the convenience store.

In front of the convenience store counter, the robber pointed a gun at the store owner and said, I'm from Texas, you'd better not mess with me, I have a farm of more than 800 acres there, and there are two can A ram that gave birth to 74 ewes!

Do you know? If I pull the trigger and fire this shot, according to Texas law, I have to fill out a declaration form for a farmer's active defense agreement. Do you know how many regulations there are on it? There are a total of 172! I don't intend to obey even one of them, hahahahaha!

Okay, now I'm going to shoot, what? You've got the money out, no! It's no use! Do you know where this is?!

Bang! A mop slapped him directly against the wall, and the mop slowly came down, revealing Steve's face.

At this moment, there was a cracking sound from the glass window above Steve's head, and a black-clothed building block figure landed in the room, and he said, Stop! You evil robber! I am Batman and I will make all criminals pay!

...Wait, why did he fall to the ground? Is this a new type of robbery? The little black man who called himself Batman looked down at the robbers on the ground. Steve picked up the mop, sighed and said:

Thank you that he, like you, likes to read such a long line before making a move, otherwise I would have no chance to knock him down.

Oh, who are you? Wait... wait... I smell a familiar smell, that unpleasant smell of truth. Is your name Kent?

...No, my name is Rogers. Who are you? Your name is Batman? This is really a strange name.

That's right, I'm Batman. The black building block figure stepped forward, narrowing his eyes, showing a suspicious expression, and then said, Judging from the speed and strength you swung the mop just now, you shouldn't be An ordinary person, who are you? What is the purpose of coming here?

Uh, I'm not an ordinary person, but I'm here looking for something. Have you ever seen a key?

The key? What kind of key are you referring to? A real key, a conceptual key, or a philosophical key?

Steve felt that the current scene was very funny, because he was trying to explain the purpose of his visit to a building block figure, but the atmosphere at the scene forced him to treat the building block figure with a serious attitude, Because the whole world is made of building blocks, he himself has become a building block.

Steve and Batman walked out together, and he said as he walked: This is a madman's thinking palace, and now, we are trapped here, we have to find the key to get out, I just opened the door at random. door, here we come...

Thinking hall, key and door? Batman grasped the point very keenly. I don't know what these concepts you are talking about, but I will investigate him. As you can see, this is Gotham...

At this moment, Steve couldn't open his eyes because of a sudden beam of light. He blocked his eyes with his arms, and when he put them down again, he saw a bat-shaped light suddenly appeared in the dark sky. pattern.

He heard the little Jenga man next to him say, Oh shit, it looks like the Clowns are making trouble in town again! I've got to stop them!

The Clown Gang? Who is that? Steve asked a little puzzled.

That's a group of lunatics, they are good at bombing and kidnapping, and the purpose is to force me to show up.

Can I go there with you? I can help you deal with them.

No...no... Batman shook his head, and Steve saw a hint of depth and mystery from his cylindrical head.

The clown and I are fateful opponents. Wherever he appears, there must be me, and wherever I am, he will definitely appear. This is a battle that only belongs to the two of us!

Steve looked at the rather serious expression on the cylindrical head, he could only nod and said, Okay, then do you mind multiple audiences?

Two minutes later, Steve came to the top of a building, and he saw a small man with green hair and a purple suit standing on the building opposite him, standing among a group of tightly bound children. in front of people.

Due to the distance, Steve couldn't quite hear what Batman and the clown were talking about, but anyway, the two of them stood on the top of the building and talked for almost an hour.

Steve thought in his heart, fortunately, those who were tied up were all building blocks without blood vessels, otherwise, the limbs might have to be amputated due to ischemia for such a long time...

Just as he was thinking like this, he heard a boom explosion, and the entire building opposite was blown down. Steve watched helplessly as countless parts flew out with the sound of the explosion.

The aftermath of the explosion also hit him. To be precise, Steve was hit on the arm by a small building block that exploded.

What's even more outrageous is that the originally small-scale explosion produced a shock wave like a nuclear explosion, which directly sent Steve flying thousands of meters away, just like an exaggerated animation shot.

Steve was in a trance again. When he woke up again, he blinked vigorously. When he stood up, he suddenly found that his body's center of gravity was a little out of sync. When he looked down, he found that his entire left arm was gone.

He thought in his heart again, fortunately, I am also a building block figure, otherwise, this time, I might have gone into shock due to excessive blood loss.

Just as he was about to look for his arm, he saw a small building block figure wearing a strange samurai suit and holding a fluorescent stick walking towards him. He saw Steve's appearance and said to him: Are you affected by the bombing just now?

Where is this? Steve looked at the fluorescent stick in his hand suspiciously, and said, What is that in your hand?

This is a lightsaber, don't you know it? Where are you from?

I just came from a strange city. I came here to find keys. Have you ever seen anything like a key?

No, but I am going to Master Yoda's residence. He is a well-informed man. If you are looking for something, maybe he will know.

Okay, then can I go with you?

Well, this one is fine, but your arm is gone... The strange warrior turned his head and looked around, and said, Oh, here it is.

As he spoke, he walked to a ruin, rummaged through a pile of small pieces of building block debris, and found an arm, then walked to Steve's side, placed the parts on his side, and gave it a hard push. Pressing, with a click, Steve found that his arm regained consciousness.

But just having an arm is not enough, you still lack a hand, come on, let's look around here, maybe we can find useful parts.

Steve looked at his arm speechlessly, he was sure it wasn't the one he lost, but then again, all the arms of the building block figurines look the same, they are all cuboid anyway, so it's okay to make do with it Nothing wrong.

So, he followed the samurai to the ruins and searched. Not to mention, he found not only a hand part, but also a lightsaber that was thrown here.

Steve looked around with the unlit lightsaber in his hand, and said, Is this a weapon? How do I activate it?

Calm down, feel the force in your body...

The Force? What's that?

Ah, if you don't have the force, you can press the button on the key, as long as it lights up...

Steve squeezed the handle, and with a hum, a shining beam of light appeared at the front of the bare handle. Steve put the sword in front of him and looked at it. He smiled and said: Isn’t this too convenient? In normal combat, you only need to hold a sword hilt and press it to turn it into a melee weapon. How about the lethality of this thing?”

Are you also interested in the Force Sword? Then we can go to Master Yoda together, and he will explain everything to you...

Steve extinguished the lightsaber and said, Come on, I'm kind of interested.

As the two of them walked, Steve explained: I used to fight with a shield. It is a very useful weapon. It can be used for defense or thrown out for offense.

But in fact, I have also considered some sharper melee weapons. However, weapons with a long enough attack range and high enough lethality are often too bulky to carry, but if you want to be light, the attack range will definitely be shorter. , then I might as well use a shield.

Then, he looked at the lightsaber with only one handle left in his hand, and said, Although I haven't tried retractable weapons, they are limited by materials, and most of them are not so easy to use, but this one The sword looks interesting.

As he said that, he used the hand he just put on, and said near the beam part of the light: It's not the same as a laser, don't worry about hurting your energy weapon, it's interesting...

Just as they passed through a bombed-out ruins, suddenly, a group of building block figures in white armor appeared in front of them. The warrior immediately took out his lightsaber and made a fighting posture. He said: Be careful! It's the enemy! They're the ones who kidnapped Princess Leia!

Steve took out his lightsaber, followed the example of the samurai in front and made a defensive posture. He turned around and asked, My name is Steve, what's your name?

My name is Luke.

As they said that, the two waved their lightsabers and faced the little building block figurines in white armor.

When wielding the lightsaber, Steve had a very strange feeling. Although he cut down a plastic building block figurine, the lightsaber feels really good in the hand. It seems that the light beam should be weightless, but in fact When you wave it, you can feel a very obvious blow.

Just as he was chopping vigorously, more and more villains surrounded him. Steve and Luke had to face back to back, lightsabers in hand, and face the siege of a large number of enemies.

At this moment, they suddenly felt the ground tremble, and the sound of rumbling came from afar, and it approached them in an instant.

While countless parts were flying, Steve saw that a huge building block dinosaur ran over and trampled all the little men in white armor under their feet into parts.

Steve thought it was reinforcements, but when he saw the Schiller-like building block man riding on the back of the dinosaur, he had a bad feeling.

Unfortunately, this hunch came true.

So, you were trampled to death by a dinosaur? Stark said while holding back a laugh.

Steve covered his forehead and said, How do I know that a dinosaur will suddenly pop out of a place that looks like a sci-fi movie??

And Schiller was still riding on the back of the dinosaur. I accidentally lost my mind, so I didn't dodge...

By the way, professor, what kind of room did you go to? Steve looked at Charles and asked.

Charles shook his head and said, I can't even describe it to you because I don't know much about it, it looks like a room with all kinds of games.

I met a little boy. He gave me a ball and asked me to catch some elves. I could understand what he said, but I didn't quite understand what he meant. I turned around and found that it was really I couldn’t figure it out, so I came out.”

Stark sighed and said, I think Schiller did it on purpose. He chose a room at random. He must have deliberately found a room that we are not good at, so as to trap us here.

We have to think of a way, we can't stay here all the time, can we? Steve rubbed his forehead, suddenly, as if he had thought of something, he turned his head and looked at Charles and said, Professor, you can call other people in here come?

In theory, the process of getting in and out is the same, I have to make a hole in the wall, um... but if Schiller agrees, he may also be able to enter through the side door.

Stark looked at Steve and asked, What do you want to do? Do you want to draw more people in and trap you here?

Didn't you find out? Some of our friends can solve the problems we can't solve. For example, Strange is good at magic, Peter is good at games, and as for dinosaurs, I think Connors, a biologist, should have some knowledge. Is there a way?

Professor Charles, help us ask, can more people come here? We have to cooperate to solve these mysteries.

Okay, wait a minute. As he said, Charles closed his eyes, as if communicating with Schiller. After a while, he opened his eyes and said:

No problem, he agreed, but you'd better think clearly, if they come in, they will be trapped here as well.

I believe that if we work together, we can solve the problem. Steve said firmly.

Although he didn't have a shield in his hand, he raised his arms and said, Avengers, assemble!