The days of being a spiritual mentor in Meiman

Thor rushed over with lightning speed and stood by the door, blocking Loki's movement to pull the door in.

Loki was outside the door. While showing a sweet smile to Thor, he opened the door forcefully and said, Dear brother, how are you doing recently? I miss you a little bit.

Thor pulled the door frame with all his strength, gritted his teeth and said, What trouble did you get into again?!

You really make me sad! Loki covered his face with one hand, drooped his eyebrows and the corners of his eyes, made a very sad expression, and said, I didn't cause trouble, so I can't come to talk to you Do you want to chat? You know it’s Christmas in a few days, and it’s a time for family reunions…”

Who did you lie to again? How much money did you lie to? When did you come to your door? Thor asked in a continuous manner.

Loki pursed his lips, stared at To with sad eyes and said, Brother, in your eyes, am I a liar?

Yes. Thor replied without thinking, Loki's eyes gradually turned red, but Thor remained unmoved, he firmly grasped the door frame with one hand, preventing Loki from pulling it away, counting fingers with one hand and saying:

In the past few weeks, I have received an average of more than 60 calls a day, all of which are your illegal sales, contract fraud, and simply plain money-making complaints!

Thor's hand began to tremble a little, he stretched out a finger, pointed at Loki's brow, and said, Do you know how hard it took me to make all these calls reach me? here?!

He gritted his teeth and said, Do you know that if these calls were made to the father of the gods and the queen of the gods, you should be beaten to the point of being unable to get up in bed by now! Even if Sif finds out, the next For hundreds of years, you don't even think about raising your head!

Loki stretched out one arm, raised it above his head, leaned against the door frame and said: Thank you very much, my respected brother, the great king of Asgard, then do you mind, in addition to more than 60 phone calls a day , add an additional small, inconspicuous, non-threatening, domestic phone call from the nine major countries?

Thor stared at his smile and said, Who did you lie to again??? Calls within the nine kingdoms, my God, it can't be Gu...

Thor glanced back at the few people who were looking here, and said, There are a lot of people here, let's go back to Asgard...

Loki pursed his lips deliberately, raised the corners of his mouth high, and stared at him. Thor had a bad premonition. As expected, soon, his cell phone on the table rang.

Thor's hand holding the door frame did not relax at all, and he winked at Peter. Peter picked up the ringing cell phone and threw it at Thor. Thor picked up the cell phone and pressed the answer button. Trange's voice.

Hello, Your Majesty Thor Odinson, this is the Holy Place of the Nine Kingdoms, I am Stephen Strange, and now I want to talk to you about your younger brother Loki's theft of the Time Stone ...

Thor immediately opened his eyes wide and looked at Loki, who was holding a green gemstone and smiled brightly at him.

Wait a minute, Stephen! Thor pressed the door frame tightly, and then said, Didn't you prepare some safety measures for him before lending the gem to Loki? I thought you were sure you wouldn't be caught It was only lent to him in exchange!

I have prepared safety measures, but it's useless. Your brother is worthy of being the number one mage in the Nine Realms, and he is a very good god. Strange replied very smoothly: Then, for your brother What do you think of the economic loss caused by the Holy of Holies?

Wait! Stephen! Can we discuss the term 'stealing'? Uh, Loki is the prince of Asgard, and the Holy of Holies has contacted various forces in the nine kingdoms. This matter has spread, for Asgard Jiade's reputation is really a bit...

Strange on the opposite side cleared his throat, and he said, I have a second term here, which is a 'lease contract'. It's just that the rent terms in the contract may be a little stricter...

We will pay! Thor gritted his teeth, and said decisively: As long as you don't mention Loki's name, you can pay whatever price you want!

After hanging up the phone, Loki shrugged and explained: This is a trap, we fell for it.

Loki looked at the Eye of Agamotto in his hand and said: When Stephen lent him to me, I did change it secretly, but after going through many time travels, this thing has run out of power.

I can't use it now, but I still have to pay the rent. I really didn't expect Stephen to be so despicable and shameless, just like Schiller!

Why on earth did you steal it?!!! Thor raised his voice and shouted: If you didn't steal it, wouldn't these things happen? !

He let go of his hand a little angrily, turned and entered the room, Loki standing outside the door shrugged his shoulders with a playful smile, opened the glass door, and wanted to go in, but he didn't notice at all, from the distant horizon, A small black shadow flying towards him quickly.

boom!!!!!!

Stark looked at the gauntlet returned to his hand, and Loki, who was hit on the back of the head by the high-speed flying gauntlet parts, and fell directly on the ground, shook his head and said: This is what the automatic retrieval system cannot recognize. Typical item - such a weak god.

Eddie leaned on the sofa and stretched his legs, took out a cigarette and lit it, and after taking a puff, he said, I thought of a great name for your battle suit - 'Justice Executed', how about it?

Loki lay on the ground, supported his body with his arms, but then relaxed his strength, let himself lie back on the ground again, and said, Tony Stark, if you don't come to help me within thirty seconds, Just wait for me...

A powerless threat, right? Schiller looked at Stark with a smile and said, just as Stark was about to smile, he heard Schiller say, I'm already looking forward to the arrival of Howard and Maria tomorrow. When I was looking for you in your room, I just saw Luo Ji lying on your bed...

Stark stood up with a bang. Finally, Thor and Stark walked to Loki's side and helped him up. Loki gracefully brushed the dust off his shoulders, stroked She brushed her black hair and said, Thank you, doctor, only you understand me.

After finishing speaking, he came to sit next to Schiller. The sofa, sofa couch, side sofa and chairs were all full of people. A group of people sat around in front of the tea machine in the small living room and turned on the TV. The sound of a cereal commercial came from inside.

From the back of the sofa, Eddie brought the Nordic candies that Thor had brought before, opened the gift box, and the inside had been torn apart, and all the candies with chocolate ingredients had been eaten by the venom, but almost People didn't mind, Schiller picked up one at random, peeled off the candy wrapper, put it in his mouth, and said:

Have you heard? This Christmas, Nick plans to hold a dance party. After all, we have been very busy in the past few years and have no time to get together.

Stark pinched a round candy with two fingers, looked left and right with a frown, as if he was afraid to put such an unknown thing into his mouth, he clicked his mouth, and then explain:

These old guys throw all the same dances, they wear the same old dresses, they play the same music, they do the same old dance steps. If you ask me, let's rent a yacht and let everyone have a good time.

Then, the next day's news headlines were 'The Stark Group joins forces with S.H.I.E.L.D. to spend extravagance, where is the taxpayer going?' Eddie fed a candy to the venom that came out of his shoulder, He took a sip of beer and said in a vague way.

If you don't have a beautiful woman on a yacht in your plan, I will tell Miss Pepper later that you need to add another item to your medical expenses. Schiller showed a friendly smile and continued: At that time, you will need a Luo Ji to prove that you are not beyond your capabilities.

Stark suddenly turned his head to look at Loki, Loki showed him a bright smile and said, There is a charge.

Stark sighed deeply, as if he really couldn't stand these profiteers who could cooperate at any time.

If you want me to say, we should hold a contest. Thor grabbed a large bag of potato chips and ate them click-click, and he proposed: Apart from a few of our acquaintances, there are not many acceptors in Matt's place. The kid who has been training for a while? And the group of mutants, they are all brought over, it's time to touch the bottom of these young heroes...

Loki next to Thor hurriedly moved his chair to the side, as if pretending not to know him, he fiddled with the Eye of Agamotto in his hand and said: I think this year's celebration should be held by Agomoto. Sgard took the lead in organizing it, after all, since Thor succeeded to the throne, the Nine Kingdoms have not held any large-scale events.

It's better to say, when is your coronation ceremony going to be held? Schiller looked at Loki and asked, Loki pursed his lips, glanced aside and said:

I don't have any coronation ceremony. Asgard doesn't have a prince to say so. Why don't you ask, when is the wedding of the god king?

Thor glanced at Loki's expression and said nothing, but then he looked at Schiller and said, You better not want to turn my wedding into a distribution site for members' gifts...

Schiller smiled and shook his head. Peter looked around them and said, If there is a ball, who do you plan to have as a dance partner?

As soon as the question was finished, Venom immediately grinned, looked at Eddie and shouted, Isn't your first reaction just now?! You're screwed!!!

Hey, come on, although my ex-girlfriend is married, I can always find another girlfriend, right? Eddie spread his hands and said, Instead of living with you, a parasite...

Apologize! Apologize quickly!!!

I should come with Sif. Thor peeled off a candy wrapper and said, She hasn't been to the earth very much. When she came to see me last time, she said that she likes the music of the earth. Maybe, For Christmas, I should give her a music box...

Pepper shouldn't have time to come. Stark shook his head, unaware that when he said this, his tone was dull: Obadiah's body is not suitable for work, Howard just came back, and nothing I don't know, now it's all up to Pepper to support the entire Stark Group, and she doesn't even have time for Christmas.

Thor patted Stark on the shoulder, as if everything was silent, Loki shook his head and said, I'm not going either. Originally, dancing should be a ritual for you to pray to God, but in recent years , The development trend of human dance is beyond the eyes of the gods, and I have no interest in it.

Speedball needs a follow-up visit, Schiller said, leaning on the couch. He's in the prime of his recovery, unlike you, and he can't be left alone, so I'm afraid I won't have much time this Christmas.

The captain will definitely be very sad. Peter pursed his lips and said, He likes everyone together the most. This year, his old friends Bucky and Howard are back. He should have been very happy.

Stark, who drank a few cans of beer, was already a little drunk. He leaned on the back of the single sofa, looked up at the ceiling, and said vaguely:

Children, the world of adults is like this. There are more separations and less reunion. It is very rare to be able to chat here for a whole morning like this.

Accompanied by Stark's hoarse voice, the figure in front of the sofa gradually left, and the soft orange sunlight coated the rusty balcony railing with a layer of gold.

Standing upstairs, looking down, the flow of people rushed in all directions, leaving only a series of footprints on the snow.

After the figures dispersed, the room became quiet again, except for the sound of commercials playing continuously on the TV, and the whizzing wind of the shuttle, blowing the bells on the pine branches of the Christmas tree, bringing crisp sounds.

I'm a radio station that broadcasts other universes

These are not created

I just saw what really happened

and play it to you on the radio

Good night