Little God Big Cockroach

Those who have a leisurely mind can fish in the mountain streams, even if they can't catch a few, they can still fish happily all day long.

Angel Di walked around in the forest, and when he came back, he saw that Boss Lian was still fishing.

He walked up to Zhang Shan, "Brother Shan, what are you roasting?"

Zhang Shan was sitting by the fire at this time, holding a few skewers in his hands and warming himself by the fire, "It's what Mr. Lian touched from the stream."

——Mainly crabs, shrimps, and small fish.

"It's so grilled that it doesn't look like fish."

"I'm not very good at grilling, and if I don't bake it through, there will be parasites."

"Is it tasty?"

"Ha...ha..." Zhang Shan showed an indescribable expression, and then said, "What about you? After walking for more than half an hour, why did you come back empty-handed?"

Di Tiantian also couldn't explain it: "It's too hard to find, wild vegetables can't be recognized, and wild fruits are either a bunch of worms, or they are astringent and unpalatable. Small animals only see squirrels and a few unfamiliar birds, and I can't bear to catch them."

"You can dig a few mushrooms and come back."

"Can it be colorful?"

"Hehe~ After a long time, it's still the most reliable to fish."

"But having said that, Brother Lian is too good at touching, right?"

"I reckon he can feel the darkness."

"I'll call him."

"..."

……

Angel Di walked to the stream and said, "Brother Lian, stop fishing. There is no future in fishing. 'Qingshi Village' is just ahead. Let's go to the village to find something to eat."

Lian Ze raised his head and showed a look like a Tibetan fox, "I call it returning to nature, and it's also called childlike innocence."

Angel Di: "Can I get a ten-pound watermelon in exchange for returning to nature?"

"Watermelon? Where's the watermelon?"

"There are in the village."

"Huh~"

Lian Ze got tired of fishing, and after hearing what the other party said, he turned around and walked ashore.

After putting on his shoes and socks, he said: "Zhang Shan, bury the fire, let's continue on the road."

"..."

Zhang Shan looked down at the grilled fish and crab in his hand, and felt a little absurd in his heart: Those who touch the fish don't eat the fish, and those who grill the fish roast for nothing.

There is no way, since the 'big shot' has said it, just do it.

After Zhang Shan ate the skewers in a few mouthfuls, he extinguished the fire and buried the embers, and the group continued on their way.

……

Pull the grass through the forest.

Half an hour later, the three of them came to the mountain road that Di Angel had walked before.

Going down the mountain road, there are more and more buildings. Not long after, the outline of a village came into view.

'Qingshi Village' has arrived.

After entering the village, Zhang Shan made a phone call, and in a few words, he decided on a place to stay.

After arriving at the place, Lian Ze looked up at the luxurious signboard of the hotel, twitched the corners of his mouth, and said in distaste: "Let me tell you first, I won't pay for this hotel."

——Looking at the decoration of this hotel, it is estimated that the people who stay here are either rich or expensive, and it is not a place he likes to come to.

Zhang Shan smiled awkwardly: "We don't dare to ask you to pay. If Mr. Lian needs anything, just tell me and I will make arrangements."

Di Tiantian didn't understand the words, what he saw was superficial: "It looks so expensive here, how much does it cost to stay for one night?"

Lian Ze: "The starting price is estimated to be two to three thousand."

"Just to sleep, is it worth it?"

"You don't understand the life of the rich."

"..."

The three of them entered the hotel, and the hotel manager in suits and leather shoes greeted them immediately. Zhang Shan was afraid that this would affect Lian Ze's mood, so he stepped forward to block the visitors, and communicated with the hotel staff alone.

Seeing this, Lian Ze gave Angel Di a light push. After the other party understood, the two quietly strolled around the hotel.

Luxury hotels provide guests with very thoughtful services, including food, drink and entertainment.

In some cases, staying here for seven days on a seven-day holiday is more relaxing than traveling for seven days.

Angel Di didn't let go of his back, and still carried one on the front and one on the back.

It was the first time for him as a small citizen to come here. When he saw the rich people and professional staff coming and going, he acted like "Grandma Liu entered the Grand View Garden", a little nervous and at a loss.

The two walked to the water platform.

Lian Ze said to the staff: "Give me a glass of cold beer, give him a glass of ice milk, both are big."

Di Tiantian glanced at a few foreigners who were particularly fit, and said, "No, I want a glass of iced Coke."

Lianze has more power to speak: "Add another big Coke. Angel Di, you are growing old and need to supplement nutrition."

Angel Di raised his hand and pointed: "Can I make up for those people?"

The few foreigners he pointed to were all muscular men with distinct muscles, which were extremely attractive to certain groups of people.

When one of the foreigners saw Angel Di looking at him, he immediately grinned, made a bodybuilding pose, and shouted: "Hey! Boy!"

Angel Di waved his hand in response with a smile on his face, and whispered, "Brother Lian, these foreigners are so enthusiastic."

Lian Ze handed the milk to his hand, "Don't lose your momentum, drink it up in one go."

"it is good!"

Angel Di took the cup, raised her head, and drank the nearly [-] liters of milk in one go.

He looked very proud to drink, but it was a pity that what he drank was not wine, but milk.

Not only the few foreigners, but also several other passing guests laughed when they saw it.

……

Angel Di felt a little shy. He put down the empty glass and picked up the undrinked Coke. "Brother Lian, why do you always like to cheat people?"

Lian Ze smiled while holding a beer: "What's wrong with this? If you really want to cheat you, you have to thank me in turn."

Then, he led the way again, "Come on, this hotel has an indoor swimming pool, let's go see if there are any beauties there."

"I do not want to go."

"This is also part of the practice."

"...I was tricked by you again."

"..."

Ever since, the two came to the swimming pool area.

The hotel swimming pool is very standard, and the hard conditions of the facilities are similar to those in some movies, that is, people swimming in the water... The proportion of beautiful and handsome men is very low, and they are basically in pairs with the opposite sex.

Lian Ze felt disappointed, and couldn't help sighing: "Oh..."

Angel Di talked a lot: "I've said it a long time ago. Movies are all deceitful. How can there be so many supermodel beauties in reality? Brother Lian, you don't want pink skulls. You have to look at temperament and temperament."

Lian Ze said stubbornly: "The market in China is different from that in foreign countries, so we can't generalize it."

Angel Di still wanted to talk back, but at this moment, he found a face that he had seen a few hours ago.

He froze for a moment: "Huh?"

Lian Ze, a ghostly spirit, immediately followed his gaze, and saw a woman sitting on the lower left side of the swimming pool in front of him.

The other party was wearing a conservative patterned swimsuit, with his hands on the edge of the pool, his feet in the water, and his eyes looking at a mother and daughter who were playing in the water.

……

Lian Ze immediately became interested. He pointed at that person and asked with a smirk, "Di Angel, do you know that person?"

Angel Di nodded: "I met her on the mountain road before, and I did her a favor."

"What did it help?"

"Help her up the stairs."

"Look at the wheelchair behind her. Could it be that she has trouble with her feet?"

"Ah."

"It doesn't look like it. I think her feet look normal."

"Brother Lian, don't maliciously speculate on others. It looks normal, but it may not be normal."

"It's strange to say that from your mouth."

"..."