Ranguang Treasure Mirror

Professor Wang smiled and said, "Mr. You, no, I am an old man who despises you. Look at you, the former Lord God, what can you do?"

"Just like you, you're so shy to let us call you Dad You, oh, by the way, you haven't even sent a red envelope?"

"The last time my old man called Dad, he gave red envelopes to all the people. Everyone in the world has a share. Are you successful?"

The ranger was dumbfounded.

No, it's just dumbfounded...

"Ah Ru, who is the person who gave out the red envelopes for all the people?" You Xia asked in surprise, "How do you send out the red envelopes for all the people? Even if it costs one yuan per person, it would cost billions if it is limited to China? The problem is, it's not about money." The question is how to do it?"

Zhou Xiru thought for a while and said with a smile: "Father You, don't listen to the professor's nonsense, that person has an app, and he sent red envelopes through the app."

You Xia patted his head, and suddenly he understood who Professor Wang was talking about, and said with a smile: "This old man, does it matter if you don't bury me?"

"Father You, it's not me who buried you. Look, as a fairy, you can naturally jump to Zhuxiantai, fall in love, and revive someone casually. Are you successful?" Professor Wang said, and began to climb up the rope. .

"What the hell is Zhuxiantai?" You Xia frowned slightly.

Professor Wang tried his best to climb up the pyramid, and Ming Wei followed, so the ranger grabbed Zhou Xiru and asked, "Ah Ru, are you hiding something from me?"

"Where?" Zhou Xiru could only explain Zhuxiantai to him for a while, and said, "When gods fall in love, they will jump to Zhuxiantai."

"But, are they gods?" You Xia thought about the concept that Zhou Xiru gave him just now, and said, "Obviously, they are a group of spirits. They are all cultivated by animals, shed their animal nature, show their human bodies, and then fall in love like humans. This is called Is it a fairy?"

"This is the god." Zhou Xiru said with a smile, "The old sun god and the Queen Mother of the West have all been annihilated, and now the gods in people's minds are like this."

"Father You, your time has passed."

"So, people nowadays like this kind of erotic thing very much?" You Xia asked.

Zhou Xiru nodded.

This time, Ranger didn't speak, just sat down on the side.

Professor Wang climbed to the top of the tower, watched the surrounding terrain condescendingly, and then calculated the data. He felt that he underestimated the enemy and did not study the data properly.

After dinner, Xu Zhijie arranged for people to patrol.

Professor Wang said that tomorrow he will find a way to enter the funeral hall.

Naturally, no one said anything about this.

"Professor, is there any hope of finding the ancient god's broken magic circle?" Ranger asked.

Regarding this question, Professor Wang thought for a while and said, "Father You, now let's see if the person who built the pyramid for you has left a way for you to leave."

"Eh?" Ranger was a little confused.

"You just woke up, you think it's very fragile, or let me ask you this way, was it very hard for you to take people across the South China Sea?"

The ranger smiled bitterly and said, "Isn't this nonsense, old man, let me put it this way, you can run tens of kilometers with two legs, just a little slower, right?"

Professor Wang nodded.

"However, how easy is it for you to take a car or drive?"

"I will take you across the South China Sea, just like you run dozens of kilometers on two legs." Ranger said.

Hearing what You Xia said, Professor Wang took out a cigarette, lit one, and said: "Since this is the case, there is definitely a way to leave such a place, but I don't know if this way of leaving is similar to Zhuxiantai. The gods who fall in love are allowed to dance and play."

Ranger wants to curse.

"Go down and have a look tomorrow." Professor Wang said, "When the time comes, all of you will listen to me."

The next day, a group of people entered the pyramid again, and Professor Wang greeted the big snake, but it said that after they left, it would go to the sea to find something to eat, and would not return to the pyramid.

You Xia was worried about this big snake, thought for a while, and asked, "Can you become smaller?"

The big snake hurriedly approached, and when he wasn't paying attention, it licked his face.

"You..." Ranger wiped the saliva off his face with his hand, and said, "If you can become smaller, I'll take you out?"

"Impossible!" Big Flood Snake sighed and said, "If I get smaller, won't you dislike me, and I can wrap it around your neck?"

The ranger thought for a while, and got goosebumps, and cursed: "What the hell? I took you out with good intentions, but you...wait to leave here, and I will build a Snake King amusement park. When the time comes, you will give me a show." .”

Big Jiao Snake didn't quite understand what an amusement park was, so he secretly asked Zhou Xiru for advice.

"Do you know the circus?" Zhou Xiru asked with a smile, "There are tigers and lions inside, and they cooperate with people to take pictures, and they also perform shows, walking a tightrope? Jumping through hoops?"

"At that time, you will perform jumping through fire hoops and play the role of dragon."

"Also, a group of children will like to climb on your head and take pictures..."

"If you don't cooperate, someone will hold such a thick iron rod and greet you, tsk tsk!"

The big flood snake didn't finish listening, it was already trembling with fright, and asked: "The two-legged beast is so scary?"

"Yeah!" Zhou Xiru laughed, "So, you can forage for food in this sea area, but don't go out, the two-legged beasts outside are very fierce."

The big snake had a frightened look on its face, and was about to swim towards the sea, but it was not at ease, so it turned around and leaned towards You Xia.

“你要是敢舔我，我揍你。”游侠没好气的说道。

"Woo hoo..." The big snake imitated the appearance of a human, blinked its eyes, and looked at him pitifully.

The ranger felt a little helpless, and said, "Just one mouthful, and the next one is not an example!"

The big flood snake was overjoyed immediately, wrapped itself around You Xia, stretched out its tongue and licked it.

"Father You, take a step to talk." The big snake said, immediately threw the ranger on his back, and swam directly to the woods on one side.

Zhou Xiru couldn't help scolding "Fuck".

"Xu Zhige, did you see it?" Zhou Xiru said.

"Ok!"

"Look at you, you're also very handsome, why don't any beasts like you? Lick you?" Zhou Xiru said angrily, "Bai looks like this."

Xu Zhijie was slightly injured.

"All gods and beasts are patriarchal?" Zhou Xiru asked, "Xu Zhige, you have inherited part of Lu Wu's memory, can you tell me about it?"

Xu Zhixuan looked helpless, and said: "There are no beasts in Lu Wu's memory. Besides, Ah Ru, it's good that you like me. I don't want beasts to like me...I'm not that harsh."

As he spoke, he thought for a while, but still couldn't help but said, "Ah Ru, tell me, is Master You hiding something from us?"

Zhou Xiru was stunned for a moment, then suddenly remembered that a few nights ago, You Xia had met someone else on the sea in the middle of the night. That person was very mysterious, shrouded in the moonlight, and he was definitely a Qi Refiner.