Ranguang Treasure Mirror

Chapter 701 The Cheap Mechanical Snake

Xu Zhijie looked up at the dejected big snake hanging on the metal chain, and asked, "What the hell?"

You Xia couldn't vomit right now, he felt his pulse just now, but he didn't find any problem.

Now, Ming Wei told him that the giant snake is actually a machine?

He looked up at the exaggeratedly big snake, and said, "Ah Ru, take care of this side for a while, I'll go over and have a look."

Zhou Xiru nodded.

At this time, Ranger had nothing to vomit, so he found a fairly clean place, took the backpack down, and sat on the ground, leaning against the backpack.

"Ah Ru, take care of me, I'll be fine if I take a rest." You Xia whispered.

"Father You, are you really okay?" Zhou Xiru looked at him with a pale face, and his appearance was really terrified.

"It's okay." Ranger waved his hand and said, "It's just uncomfortable... just let me sleep for a while."

Zhou Xiru nodded, instructed You Jin and You Wu, and said, "You two take good care of Master You."

Both of them are You Xia's confidantes, and they nodded repeatedly when they heard the words.

Xu Zhijie had already climbed up the metal chain, and he was going to have a good talk with this big snake.

Of course, negotiations are generally carried with a knife.

"Hey, hey, Twolegs, what are you doing up here?" The big snake used its loudspeaker again, making a lot of noise.

You Xia originally leaned on the backpack, ready to sleep for a while, but after being yelled at by the big snake, he opened his eyes again, really noisy.

"Hey——" You Jin took a knife and shouted loudly, "Wu Na Big Snake, turn down the volume of your horn, you're making my master fall asleep."

The big flood snake was about to roar again with the big horn, but the two-legged beast that was going to sleep seemed to be not a kind person.

At that moment, it was able to directly penetrate its body.

It has strong recovery ability, but he is very worried, what will happen if this Twoleg hits its vitals?

At this time, Xu Zhili had already climbed up.

"Big Snake, let's talk?" Xu Zhixuan said directly.

"Two-legged beast, can you speak human language?" The big snake raised its fat paw angrily, and said, "Do you know what this is? Claw, what's the name of the one with claws?"

Xu Zhijie suppressed the anger in his stomach and said, "Put the claw away, otherwise, I'll chop it off and make soup."

"You're so rough, you know how to make soup?" Big Jiaoshe folded his hands, with a look of contempt.

"Dalong, let me ask you, who does that coffin below belong to?" Xu Zhixuan went straight to the point.

Savage species, you can't talk to it normally.

"How would I know?" The big flood snake shook its head and said, "Probably your ancestor?"

"Damn it!" Xu Zhijun couldn't hold back, and pointed the big knife at the head of the big snake.

The big snake behaved this time, turned its head around the metal chain, and avoided it abruptly.

Xu Zhijie's knife hit the metal chain fiercely, sparks flew everywhere.

"That coffin looks like a two-legged beast's coffin. Anyway, you don't know about my ancestors. You still ask such a simple matter? You still have the nerve to chop me up for fun?" The big snake said angrily, "You think you are beautiful Girl, can I let you chop two knives for fun?"

"You still want to tease pretty girls?" Xu Zhixuan scolded angrily, "You have to know, you are a fucking snake, just your two claws, I will chop them off and make soup today."

"Come on, Dad, I'm afraid you won't succeed." Jiao Snake shouted.

Zhou Xiru frowned slightly, this snake... Whose brainwave information did it steal just now, so unreliable?

"Xu Zhixuan, let me ask." Zhou Xiru felt that if Xu Zhiju continued to ask, he would not be expected to work today.

You Xia is in a bad state now, so hurry up and make a fortune, it's important to go back.

In the future, no matter how noisy the ranger is, she must be careful not to let him go out and run around.

Don't think that he is awesome just because he is a Qi refiner.

"Okay, you come to ask!" Xu Zhijie said.

However, Xu Zhijun couldn't even dream of it, the big snake said with a strange smile: "Little baby, what do you want to talk about, will I put it in your stomach?"

If it wasn't for the Ranger, Zhou Xiru would have rolled up his sleeves and pulled out his fists to chat with it.

"That—" Zhou Xiru asked, pointing to the coffin that had left the water, "We are going to open it to have a look..."

"It's not my ancestor anyway, so you can do what you want." The big snake was just hanging on the metal chain, and he even imitated some kind of animal, making a "quack quack" sound, no matter how cheap it sounds.

Zhou Xiru nodded, and said, "It's fine if you say so, and we'll follow the rules in your territory."

"Oh..." said the big flood snake, "Rules? How many Twolegs can you get me to eat?"

Ming Wei endured it all the time, but she couldn't help it anymore, and scolded: "Did you want to eat me just now? You are a machine, do you have a stomach? Do you know what food is?"

"I really thought you were a spirit beast at first, hehe, but in the end, you're wearing a piece of snake skin, and there are all kinds of parts inside." Ming Wei cursed loudly.

Zhou Xiru was stunned for a moment, grabbed Ming Wei, and asked in a low voice: "Is this true?"

Ming Wei nodded slightly, and said, "Why don't you take it seriously? Don't look at it. It looks like a snake, and it has two more fat claws than other snakes. In fact, it is a pile of broken copper and iron. It's disgusting."

"Hey——" Ming Wei jumped up and down, "Big monster snake, where's your master?"

Jiao Snake seemed a little confused.

Why did that two-legged beast call her a "machine"? Although its memory is vague, this is definitely a great humiliation...

"Twolegs, I warn you, if you dare to say a word about machines, I will eat you." Jiao Snake said loudly, "You have a lot of Twolegs slaves, if you don't give them to me, let me eat them, and you dare to scold me ?”

"And you—" Jiao Snake pointed at Ming Wei angrily, "A bunch of slaves don't work, but you work, don't you feel ashamed?"

Ming Wei was dumbfounded.

"Let's lie down and play!" Zhou Xiru waved his hand, calling for Xu Zhiyu to come down, and asked, "Professor, what should we do now? The coffin has been brought up, so let's wade into the water to open it?"

Over there, the big snake had already approached the coffin, sniffed it, and said, "You two-legged beasts are so stupid, wouldn't it be enough to get this big bump on the shore?"

While talking, it already used the little fat man to buckle the metal copper buckle on the coffin.

Zhou Xiru looked at Professor Wang.

Professor Wang rubbed his hands. To be honest, he had been busy all his life, and this was the first time in the ancient tomb that he encountered a big snake with extremely high IQ.

"Hey, baby, call someone to help!" said the big snake, "Open this, and then, I'll help you to come to the shore, open it and have a look?"

"You help us?" Zhou Xiru was confused.

Does this snake have a brain problem?

They were willing to talk to it just now because they were worried that it would suddenly attack when they were "working".

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