The villain of Kuaishou is my treasure

Led by Xiao Rao, everyone sat down. On the vine square table, there were the fragrant fruits, all of which were crystal clear, like fairy dew, and there was a small transparent fish the size of a palm.

I can't tell what kind of fish it is, but it looks very extraordinary anyway.

"Everyone, let's eat something first, my master has to make some preparations, and I can do the work of returning the sun later!"

Xiao Rao urged with a laugh.

Everyone nodded blankly.

Over there, Liu Lie was the first to hold the chopsticks, and asked Xiao Rao while holding the fish, "Where are uncles and aunts? Why don't you see them?"

"Oh, my father and mother are guarding my dead body with my master."

Xiao Rao answered casually upon hearing this.

"Oh~"

Liu Lie nodded, and took some fish for Xiao Rao.

The two bowed their heads and ate.

Emperor Mingde looked at it, and felt that there was nothing wrong, so he simply stretched out his chopsticks, ready to pick up a piece of fish to taste, who knows, before the chopsticks were put down, the jade plate containing the fish suddenly moved by itself, and the The knife and fork didn't even need to be touched by anyone, and it flew up by itself, viciously heading straight for the fish!

The knife and fork cut the fish by itself.

The jade plate seemed to be very unwilling, and it flew and spun around by itself, throwing soup everywhere.

"Hey!"

Emperor Ming De was caught, covered his eyes in a hurry, let go of his hands, and the chopsticks ran away. If two sticks were placed vertically to insert fruit, the knife and fork would also fly sideways, and the three knives clung together into a mess ring.

"What's going on? Goblin!"

Jingbei Hou yelled, and wanted to stand up to escort him, but he didn't move after thinking about it. After all...

Why is he desperately fighting with a pair of bowls and chopsticks?

This, this fight won't make you look good, but it would be embarrassing if you lose...

The Marquis of Jingbei was caught in a dilemma.

"Ah, this is a kid who doesn't have eyes, and actually took out this set of tableware for the God of Cookery. This thing is not in the God of Cookery's mansion, and no one else can use it. Every time you use it, you can't grab it!"

Xiao Rao saw something wrong here, couldn't help but frowned, flicked his long sleeves, a cloud of mist flew out, turned into a ghost net, directly wrapped up the dishes, chopsticks, knives and forks, and handed them over to the little ghost who saw the chaos here and hurried over to serve .

"Hurry up and pack it up, and replace the distinguished guests with a new set of bowls and chopsticks."

She frowned.

"Yes!"

The little ghost quickly agreed, picked up the net bag and carried it behind his back, and was about to leave. Who knew that the bowls and chopsticks that were obedient in Xiao Rao's hands just now were in the hands of the little ghost, and they actually wanted to rebel, flying right and left, they wanted to 'break out of prison' , the little devil was dragged to the side by the force, "It's really deceiving!"

With a sudden sound of annoyance, he rolled onto the ground and suddenly turned into a long-eared animal that looked like a beast but not a beast. He landed on all fours, opened his mouth wide, and swallowed the net bag directly into his stomach, and then, very politely, again As if embarrassed, he smiled shyly at Emperor Mingde and the others, turned and left.

After a while, another little ghost came over with a new pair of bowls and chopsticks and ingredients, and put them in front of Emperor Mingde.

Emperor Mingde: ...

Princess Changle: ...

Marquis of Jingbei: ...

They are a bit square.

Xiao Rao greeted them enthusiastically as if he didn't see it, "Eat it, eat it, the fish will be cold in a while, this is the whitebait from Tianhe, immortals eat it to improve their cultivation, mortals eat it to strengthen their bodies, and these The fruits are also grown in the fairy garden of the Queen Mother, although they are not fairy fruits, they are still good things, if you use them, they will be immune to evil."

"That's what my master asked the fairy officials in the fairy garden, you have a try."

She urged softly.

Emperor Mingde, Princess Changle, and Marquis of Jingbei looked at each other for a moment, and picked up the chopsticks to pick up the fish in a daze. When it is thrown out, the bowl will fly over to catch it by itself.

Hahaha, so convenient!

They thought so.

However, the fish is indeed very fresh, and the fruit is also delicious, not a mortal taste. They ate and tasted the taste, and they became more courageous, eating faster, and they seemed to be eating up the whole table , and some little ghosts put on new ones, all of which are full of color, fragrance and taste.

Emperor Mingde, Princess Changle, and Marquis of Jingbei are also the most noble people in the Great Qin Dynasty. They have never eaten dragon liver, phoenix gall, but they are all addicted to it, eating it like a drunk.

Even Princess Changle, who is used to being elegant, was sweating until they saw...

In the living room, the honored guests at other tables seemed to enjoy their meal and began to wantonly. They laughed and changed from weird human beings to even weirder ones...

Not like a human being.

Some of them have horns growing on their heads, some have wings on their backs, and beaks protruding from their faces. The glamorous beauty who caught Emperor Mingde's attention and almost made him go up to say hello has even grown a whole body. Feathers, some even lost their form, turning into a cloud of black mist.

Crowd: ...

? ? ? ?

They stared very wide.

Even Liu Lie was a little creepy, he couldn't help but look back at Xiao Rao, "This is..."

"Oh, don't be afraid, they are not bad people, but my master's colleagues and friends, they all came to my Yangyang Banquet, and came out to be lively!"

Seeing the expressions of the crowd, Xiao Rao repeatedly comforted, "...these gods and ghosts usually have their own priesthood, and they rarely have the opportunity to come down to the earth. It's a good time to come out, it's rare to be a little indulgent, I don't intend to scare you."

"Never mind!"

she whispered.

"Don't mind, don't mind."

Emperor Ming De quickly waved his hands, and asked again, "Are these all, are they all gods?"

"Well, most of them are."

Xiao Rao nodded, and in order to show his character, he even raised his hand to introduce them, "Your Majesty, the ones with horns on their heads are the dragon kings from the canal outside the city and the Chengming Lake, and the ones with beaks and wings are the dragon kings. Mr. Lei and Dianmu, the one who grows feathers, Master Liu also knows, it is Fenghua who helped us out of the city last time and guarded the immortal passage!"

"As for those black mist, they are my master's subordinates, they are all from the underworld, including Xie Bi'an, Fan Wujiu, Judge, Meng Po... basically all the respectable people came."

"After all, haha, I forgot to tell you that my master has won the competition and has already taken the position of Yan Luo in the Tenth Palace."

Xiao Rao raised her small face with a cute look of "my master is so powerful", blinking her big eyes, filled with the expectation of "quick praise me".

Seeing the softness in her heart, Liu Lie couldn't help reaching out to stroke her hair.

And the other three are really full of complicated hearts, especially Jingbeihou who is a little unhappy about his son's liking for a merchant woman who has had a fiancé, died once, and has experienced ups and downs!

He, he, he is very speechless, okay?

Behind the merchant woman he doesn't like, there is a King Yama standing, this thing is unreasonable to him! !

Is there a score or not?

To live or not to live?

Jingbeihou covered his eyes in pain.