Hu Fu Wu Bei Zhao Nianxia

After a long time, Lao Zheng finally shared all the "big melons" he had recently mastered with Wu Bei, and then he complained unsatisfactorily: "When will you invite me to dinner? Before winning the airport project, I promised that I would eat and drink for three hours." Three days and three nights, it turned out that it has been so long..."

"Mom, please bear with me for a while now, can you not care about your head?"

Wu Bei begged in a pitiful tone, if the other party was in front of him right now, he really wanted to kneel down for her immediately.

"Okay, good son, leave the matter of finding someone to Mom, then you can give me a lipstick, I don't want expensive ones, just the small gold bars of Saint Laurent, I have chosen the color number, you can buy me a vintage lipstick Red will do."

Lao Zheng was immediately teased and "giggled" coquettishly.

"All right, all right, as long as you help me get things done well, don't talk about small gold bars, even big gold bricks will be fine!"

Wu Bei hurriedly patted his chest to make sure.

After chatting for a while, the two hung up the phone.

Touching the fine sweat on his forehead, Wu Bei couldn't help feeling tired from carrying a weight for thirty miles.

Men and women are definitely not the same kind of creatures, whether it is body structure or thinking mode, they belong to the serious ones. If you are talking about Qianmenlouzi, she wants to talk to you about your hip bones, even if your ass is already on fire, the other party’s Thinking is never about extinguishing the fire, maybe it’s when the ass burns until it’s mature, or maybe he dared to yell at me, or which opposite sex he sent WeChat to behind my back today, in short, no matter how outrageous associations happen to women No wonder.

On the other side, in a western restaurant, Lao Zheng, who was happily enjoying the mellow aroma of pure ground coffee, immediately stirred the small spoon violently like a cramped hand after receiving Wu Bei's call. He smashed the cup, and at the same time bowed his head and complained: "You are perfunctory to me again, big bullshit brick, he probably doesn't even know what I want is lipstick, Wu Bei...I'm annoying you to death!"

"Miss Zheng, what's wrong with you? Did someone offend you? Tell me, and I'll help you vent your anger."

On the opposite side, a young guy with oily hair and pink face and fashionable clothes asked curiously.

"It's none of your business! Don't you apply for a certificate? As long as you speak about the certificate, why worry about my private life!"

Old Zheng raised his eyebrows impatiently and scolded.

"Uh.."

The young man who was robbed by a pass suddenly felt a little uncomfortable.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Zhou, my boss has a lot of troubles at home recently. He didn't intend to offend you. Let's talk about something. Did you just say that a large-scale college diploma is required? May I ask which college it is from? Disclaimer, we don't accept more well-known universities, after all, the risk is too great."

Lao Hei next to Lao Zheng hurriedly waved his hands to smooth things over.

"You don't need a famous brand school, you can just go to a high school like Yeji University or Jiuliu College. To be honest, I am doing self-examination education for adults. People these days want to spend some money to get a certificate without taking the exam or testing. But how can there be such a beautiful thing in the world, so..."

The young man pushed the plastic glasses on the bridge of his nose and smiled.

"It's a liar to say it's so lively. To put it bluntly, it's no different from a middleman."

Old Zheng said something inexplicably.

"Cough cough cough...Miss Zheng, I don't seem to have anything to offend you. I can't afford to be so sarcasm. We are talking about business. You are responsible for the supply, and I am responsible for the payment. No one is more high-end than anyone else. If you don't like me, you can Don’t do business with me, besides, we are a qualified educational institution with professional teachers and instructors, even I myself have a certified qualification certificate, it’s only because some people are opportunistic that I will find you...”

The young man was choked instantly.

"If you don't mention educational institutions, I might give you a [-]% discount. After mentioning it, my mother will tell you that it's useless. In addition, don't insult the word "teacher". Teachers used to be candles, lighting up others and burning themselves. Now teachers are Bulbs, if you don’t renew your bills, you will be cut off, the most annoying hypocrites like you can’t keep up with our fake truth.”

Lao Zheng jumped up with a "crush", pointed at the other party's nose and yelled: "If you have any opinions, get out of here immediately!"

"You! It's an insult to Sven. You are beautiful, but you speak so rudely. Bye bye!"

The young man could no longer control his emotions, turned around and left.

"Zhenzhen, what's the matter with you? Having an awkward fight with Wu Bei can't make our own job smashed, right? How can you drive out the door-to-door business?"

When the young man left, Old Hei complained unhappily.

"Can you stop involving everything in the big fool, what kind of business? You thought that bastard just now really asked us to discuss cooperation? How many partners have we met in these years, who would you choose a western restaurant as the meeting address? I'm afraid that others don't know the same, and you should be sober. Don't get excited when you hear the money. He was obviously slow and half-beat when he talked to us just now. Would you like something?"

Old Zheng rolled his eyes and explained.

"Fake? Damn! It's definitely someone from the relevant department pretending to be fishing."

Lao Hei immediately understood, and then dragged Lao Zheng to leave.

"Why go? We neither stole nor robbed. There is nothing to be afraid of. As for the false certificate, no matter who wants to arrest us, we must first produce evidence."

Lao Zheng took a sip of coffee indifferently.

"But you just admitted that we are..."

Old Hei swallowed his saliva and looked around anxiously.

"Speaking is something that can be said with a mouth. Could it be that if I stand on the road and say that I have a nuclear bomb in my pocket, I am a terrorist?"

Old Zheng touched the tip of his nose in disdain, and then greeted with a smile: "The steak will be here soon, it is not common for fools to rush to pay the bill, you have to learn to enjoy it, eat and drink enough to help Xiao Wuzi catch the silence... .”