Unofficial History of Song and Liao Heroes

Jiang Heimang and Changsun Chi glanced at the smiling Zheng Feiying in surprise, feeling that this old man might be mentally disturbed by repeated blows.Sure enough, the latter laughed more and more silly, and even started dancing.

What the hell!

Although Abe Jubei was already bruised, he was still attracted by Zheng Feiying's maniacal laughter, seeing the nervous look of this thin old man.This reminded him of how desperate he was when he just lost the gold bottle of seven treasures and swam out of the Yellow River. Under the cruel reality, he decided to cut seppuku on the spot.

Of course, the determination is firm, but the process is a bit annoying.Those Dongying wanderers who caused him to lose the gold bottle of the seven treasures actually watched his seppuku on the sidelines. Program, stood up and killed them, and only then calmed down the grievance in his heart.

Although their deaths made Abe Jubei no longer in the mood to cut seppuku, Abe Jubei would not be grateful to these Dongying ronin who saved his life in disguise.

Unless they return the Seven Treasures Gold Bottle.

Sure enough, this is impossible!

Thinking of this, Abe Juhei also felt desperate, and felt deep sympathy for Zheng Feiying, who was already insane. Who told them to feel sorry for each other?It's a pity that this person who has the same disease as me, went crazy without warning, it's really a pity.

Just as Abe Ten Soldiers sighed, Dugu Xiaoqiu suddenly said:

"Jiang Hei Mang, quick! You slap Zheng Feiying a few times, hard, quick!"

Everyone: "..."

Zheng Feiying, who was insane, heard this, giggled and said:

"Jiang Hei Mang, slap, Jiang Hei Mang, slap..."

Zheng Feiying is already crazy, you Dugu Xiaoqiu don't feel sorry for it, but you want his old brother to go up and slap him in the face, this is not your usual style to add insult to injury like this!Everyone looked at Dugu Xiaoqiu in amazement, not understanding why he would say such strange words.

Could it be that you were finally driven mad by the ensuing blows?

Thinking of this, the eyes of everyone looking at Dugu Xiaoqiu changed from surprise to pity, Hong Shaoyao even reached out and pressed Dugu Xiaoqiu's shoulder, trying to comfort him.As for Jiang Heimang, Dugu Xiaoqiu actually wanted him to slap his brother in the face, it was simply too deceitful!

However, seeing that Dugu Xiaoqiu has also gone crazy, and is also a lunatic with terrifying swordsmanship, Jiang Heimang was too lazy to care about it, let alone dare to care about it, so he snorted coldly, turned around and ignored Dugu Xiaoqiu up.Unexpectedly, Dugu Xiaoqiu was in a hurry when he saw this, and continued to shout:

"Hey~! Why don't you listen to me, Jiang Heipan? Forget it, Changsun Chi, come here! Give Zheng Feiying a few slaps and give him some strength!"

Zheng Feiying: "Jiang Hei Mang, work harder, Changsun Chi, work harder..."

Changsun Chi ignored Dugu Xiaoqiu, snorted coldly with his sword in his arms, and turned his head to look elsewhere.Seeing this, Hong Shaoyao became angry, and pointed at Jiang Hei Mang and Changsun Chi and said:

"You two old and unrefined, what face are you throwing away! Even Dugu Xiaoqiu is stupid. After all, he is also the creditor of you who lost the bet. You have to serve him as slaves for a year. Even if it is your master Nonsense, you slaves, is it appropriate for you to act evil towards your master like this?"

Jiang Heimang and Changsun Chi didn't make a sound when they heard the words, they just gritted their steel teeth, thinking they couldn't refute Hong Shaoyao's words, but they were unwilling to obey the crazy Dugu Xiaoqiu's emissary for a year.Zheng Feiying heard Hong Shaoyao's yelling, but he smirked and became more cheerful, dancing non-stop, and said foolishly:

"I don't care about it! I don't repair it when I'm old!..."

"That's right! Sister Hong Shaoyao is talking about... Ga? What do you mean I'm crazy? How can I be crazy? Why do you think I'm crazy?"

Dugu Xiaoqiu agreed with Hong Shaoyao at first, but then realized that Hong Shaoyao was saying that she was crazy!So he quickly refuted it, but for a moment he didn't think that he seemed to be crazy.

At this moment, Abe Tenbei smiled and said to Dugu Xiaoqiu:

"Nani? Mr. Dugu, you let them slap their companions. Doesn't this prove that you are crazy? Hehe!"

Hong Shaoyao also stood by Dugu Xiaoqiu's side, comforting him softly:

"Xiaoqiu is not afraid! You still have me, I will always be your sister Hong Shaoyao! I will always take care of you!"

Zheng Feiying: "Take care of you! Take care of you!..."

Dugu Xiaoqiu: "..."

Suddenly, I felt so stuffy in my heart, and I didn't know how to spit out an old mouthful.

After holding back for a while, Dugu Xiaoqiu straightened out her mood, and while Zheng Feiying kept repeating "Take care of you", she slowly said:

"First of all, Sister Hong Shaoyao, I'm not crazy! Secondly, Jiang Heimang, Changsun Chi, just now I asked you to slap Zheng Feiying a few times. I didn't mean to humiliate him, but to try to see if I can make him go crazy. Call me back. When Liu Susu was joking with me in Bianliang City, Tokyo, he mentioned that there was once a scholar who was successful in the exam, and he was so overjoyed that he lost his mind and went crazy. His fierce father-in-law roared and slapped him hard. The call came back. Right now, we can’t find the doctor in front of the village or behind the shop, so why don’t you try this method!”

Zheng Feiying's eyes lit up when he heard the words, as if he had found a new word, he began to change words:

"Call back! Call back!..."

Dugu Xiaoqiu's words were clear and clear. Jiang Heimang and Changsun Chi finally realized that it wasn't Dugu Xiaoqiu who went crazy just now, but that he was trying to cure his old brother from being insane.Knowing that they had just misunderstood Dugu Xiaoqiu, the two blushed immediately.Jiang Heipong stretched out his hand to hit Zheng Feiying's face, but he was trembling. After staring at it for a long time, he didn't make a move. Instead, he dropped his hand and said to Changsun Chi:

"No, I can't do this, you come! You come!"

Zheng Feiying, who didn't even know that he was walking a tightrope on the verge of being beaten, didn't even know he was afraid, and just continued to dance happily, shouting in his mouth:

"You come~! You come~!..."

Changsun Chi was stunned by Jiang Heimang's arrangement. If your elder brother can't do this, can I do this to my old brother?Therefore, Changsun Chi immediately opened his mouth and was about to refuse.

At this time, Hong Shaoyao, who knew that Dugu Xiaoqiu hadn't gone crazy, was in a good mood, and for the first time, she wanted to help Jiang Heimang and others, and said:

"If you guys are not willing to fight, why don't you let this girl take the shot? This girl promises to use all her strength when hitting, and she will never be lazy and get mixed up with water!"

Jiang Heimang and Changsun Chi were sweating profusely when they heard the words, thinking that they would be ghosts if they believed your words!Thinking that the three of them were once beaten to the ground by Hong Shaoyao, Jiang Heimang didn't dare to get angry with Hong Shaoyao, so he had to wave his hands, forced a smile and declined:

"No! No! How can such a trivial matter bother Miss Hong Shaoyao? Our two old brothers can do this by themselves, just look at it!"

After finishing speaking, Jiang Heimang held his breath and was ready to attack Zheng Feiying.Then, a quarter of an hour later, Zheng Feiying still did not come out of the fantasy world.Because it is still somewhat difficult for Jiang Heimang and Changsun Chi to beat up their old brothers.Zheng Feiying didn't know that Jiang Heimang had gone through countless struggles and determinations in an instant, and continued his own repeater game with a smirk:

"Just look at it! Just look at it! . . . "

"Crack~!"

Suddenly there was a slap in the face, and everyone looked intently, but it was the red peony that had recovered part of its internal strength. Without discussing with Jiang Heimang and others, they cleanly slapped Jiang Heimang's big ear, and roared :

"Wake up, old lady, don't bother me anymore!"

This roar of the Hedong lion really shook ten miles away, it was deafening, like a thunderbolt in the clear sky, and thunder in the daytime.Of course, everyone wouldn't appreciate this roar. They only knew that the red peony attacked suddenly, so they helped Jiang Heimang and Changsun Chi make a decision and beat Zheng Feiying.

Then, Zheng Feiying was knocked to the ground by Hong Shaoyao's slap, rolled on the spot, and raised his head dizzily after a long time.As soon as he raised his head, Zheng Feiying felt that there was a mouthful of phlegm in his throat and he could not spit it out quickly. He turned over and got up, and spit out a mouthful of thick phlegm in an 'ah - bah'.After that, I saw his eyes looking around suspiciously, as if he hadn't woken up, and asked everyone blankly:

"Which city gate is Zhang Jue! Huh? Where is this? What happened? Why do I feel sore all over, I can't move very well, especially my right cheek, is it swollen?"

Sensing something was wrong, Zheng Feiying looked in the mirror at his scruffy 'brilliant' image, and was furious in his heart, forgetting why he came to this wilderness from Zhang Jue's lair.Fortunately, Hong Shaoyao happened to be standing beside him, allowing him to quickly return to normal under the huge psychological shadow, muttering:

"Ah~? Miss Hong Shaoyao is here too! Girl, do you know who is so shameless that injured this old man? This old man has been in the rivers and lakes for decades, and he has never suffered such a big loss. I must kill that The daring bastard scratched his skin and cramped, and his corpse was smashed into pieces!"

Jiang Heimang and Changsun Chi were sweating profusely on their backs, and they were about to remind them, but they heard Hong Shaoyao say to Zheng Feiying coldly:

"I slapped you just now, that's right, it's the one on your face, aren't you convinced? Come and hit me if you're not convinced!"

Zheng Feiying: "..."

Can't be bothered!Can't be bothered!

As soon as he heard that it was Hong Shaoyao who beat him up, he was instantly frightened, and weakly said to Hong Shaoyao:

"Ha! Well, in fact, I don't want to seek revenge on that shameless person who escaped, but I just want to know his name so that I can come to ask for advice!"