Rebirth in 1998 is also a kind of life

As Yang Zhu's bedside person, Bangziguo is one of the targets that someone often complains about. It can be said that the little girl knows more about this area than Wan Qingyi.

Therefore, hearing Li Zizai's remarks that could not even be consistent with the most basic logic, the little girl remembered a joke that Yang Zhu once told, and suddenly couldn't control it, and laughed out loud on the spot.

Seeing the little girl laughing out loud, Li Zizai's face immediately turned down. Facing this ugly woman with big black-rimmed glasses who couldn't see her true face at all, he wouldn't show so much as he did to Wan Qingyi. Patience, immediately sternly reprimanded: "What are you laughing at!? Hurry up and apologize to me!"

The little girl was taken aback immediately, and if she followed her usual soft temper, she might have burst into tears; but the other party was a stick, and she was spraying shit all over her mouth before, and when she was annoyed in her heart, she unexpectedly became hardened for a rare time.

Just when she was thinking about how to fight back, Wan Qingyi leaned forward curiously: "Qingcuo, what joke did you think of just now?"

Seeing Wan Qingyi's appearance of a girlfriend seeing a normal conversation, as if she hadn't heard Li Zizai's scolding just now, the little girl suddenly realized - Yang Zhu said that the greatest contempt for a person is to completely ignore it, and this method It is more obvious for people with stronger self-awareness;

The little girl who understood what to do didn't even give Li Zizai a look, and said with a smile: "I just remembered a few jokes Yang Zhu once told."

Wan Qingyi looked very interested, and took the little girl's hand: "Oh? Tell me quickly~"

The little girl coughed, then imitated Yang Zhu's tone, and told the joke:

"Everyone knows that Bangziguo and Sanpangguo, who are separated from him, are very difficult to deal with; once, the exchange groups of the two countries met, and as expected, they quarreled:"

"Bangzi experts: Our Bangzi country has three apes, heavy rain, IG and Hyundai!"

"Three fat experts: I would like to ask, what else do you have besides Three Gorilla, Heavy Rain, IG and Hyundai?"

"Boom Expert: We still have an open financial policy and the Han River economic miracle!"

"Three fat experts: So you became canaries, and the economy almost collapsed in 97?"

"Expert Bangzi is not happy: Our military equipment in Bangzi Country is far more advanced than yours!"

"Three Fatty Experts: But you don't have Dad Meiguo nodding, and you can't even issue combat orders."

"The stick expert is furious: our troops are well trained!"

"Three Fatty Experts: But your women have to rely on beautiful soldiers to protect them, and they are almost asleep!"

"Bangzi smashed the table like an expert: Don't underestimate us, one day, our Bangzi will conquer the world!"

"Three fat experts: Oh? Rely on your kimchi and plastic surgery women?"

"The stick expert shook his head, then took out a history book and began to write and draw on it."

"The three fat experts leaned in curiously, took a look, and was shocked: You found evidence that Washington and the Queen on which the sun never sets are from Bangzi!?"

………………

After the little girl finished telling the pieced together joke, not only Wan Qingyi, but even Lin Keran laughed out loud.

On the other hand, Li Zizai's face was as gloomy as water. The behavior of these women as nothing to him made him feel that he had suffered great humiliation; and the sarcastic joke of the little girl made him even more mad.

Every allusion in the joke punctured the self-hypnotized pride of this stickman, especially the last few points, which made him want to kill people-but he couldn't refute it, otherwise, let's discuss it , the last fig leaf will be torn off.

Turning from embarrassment into anger, he blurted out "Xi Ba", and then slapped the little girl hard.

Unexpectedly, Lin Keran, who was closest to him, had already noticed that his expression was wrong, and took precautions early on. When he saw Li Zizai being violent, he immediately stretched out his arm, trying to block his hand;

However, there is a big gap in strength between men and women. Although Lin Keran removed most of his strength and changed the direction of his palm, Li Zizai's fingertips still landed on the little girl's arm after all. Her small face was pale, and tears almost fell down.

Lin Keran was furious. She didn't expect this to happen today. How could she not know that the little girl is Yang Zhu's baby bump?

After all, this matter has a great connection with her. Thinking of the consequences of Yang Zhu being angry with herself and even the hope group, she has the intention of killing Li Zizai now.

But before she could make a move, the furious Wan Qingyi had already made a move, and she picked up an iron plate with her backhand and threw it at Bangzi Guoren's face.

Kuang~!

With the sound of an iron sheet, a plate of marinated chicken was slapped on Li Zizai's face, and the juice splashed everywhere. The appearance was indescribably ridiculous.

But this is not over yet, Wan Qingyi took advantage of Li Zizai's bewilderment, exerted all his strength, and kicked Li Zizai's abdomen fiercely - originally according to the wolf defense technique she learned, this kick should hit some people The vital part was right, but she thought that part was disgusting, and she didn't want to kill anyone, so she changed the position.

Although the strength of women is far inferior to that of men, after all, the abdomen is a soft part, and Li Zizai himself is a weak chicken, and he has no ability to resist blows at all. He immediately clutched his stomach and almost vomited out his jaundice.

It stands to reason that seeing him like this, Wan Qingyi should accept him as soon as he sees it, or call the police, or just drag the little girl to escape, but I don't know what's going on, she's in a very bad mood today; The anger was particularly strong after seeing his silly sister being bullied. After seeing Li Zizai losing his ability to resist, he picked up a porcelain plate full of bones and slammed it on Li Zizai's head.

Whoa~!

Due to limited strength, the porcelain plate failed to blossom on Li Zizai's brain, but fell to the ground and broke into several petals.

Seeing Wan Qingyi, who was panting heavily, with the cold eyes still in his eyes, reached out to another porcelain plate, Li Zizai was so frightened that he was so frightened that he resisted the dizziness in his head and the feeling of vomiting in his stomach, and tried his best to move to the plate. Then he moved his body and asked Lin Keran for help: "Lin Keran, why don't you hurry up and stop this crazy woman! Did you forget your leader's order? Do you still want to cooperate with our Three Gorilla Farmers!?"

Seeing Li Zizai's attitude of making things up until now, Lin Keran remained expressionless, and then stepped straight on Li Zizai's face: "Bah~! What are you!"

After kicking Li Zizai's face full of nosebleeds, Lin Keran looked back at the shop owner who was making a phone call with his landline, and then shrugged at Wan Qingyi: "I will inevitably go to the bureau later, let's unify the caliber first." ,Then……"

He kicked out again: "I have endured this fly for a long time, we still have a while, don't be idle!"

Hearing this, Li Zizai, who had been kicked like a dog, stared blankly at Lin Keran, who was rubbing his feet, and Wan Qingyi, who came up with a tray, with an expression of disbelief...

………………

More than 20 minutes later, under the call of the restaurant owner, Li Zizai, who had turned into a pig, and the three women were taken to the police station, and received great attention from the public security system.

These days, it is a big deal for "international friends" to lose a dollar, let alone being beaten like this.

Hmm... Although it was beaten by a woman.

The police at the police station were a little confused. On the one hand, the three women accused the stick of having sex for sex; on the other hand, the vice president of the Three Gorilla Farmers denied it, saying only that the women violently wounded others;

After the private coordination failed, they really didn't know how to deal with it.

"Forget it, let's do the work again, let those lesbians apologize to others, after all, they are international friends!" After a small meeting, the director finally gave instructions.

Since none of the three women revealed their real identities, in the director's inner evaluation, naturally, the vice president of the three monkeys was more important.

Although the two policemen in charge of this matter felt a little aggrieved, they could only nod their heads in response—for more than ten years, certain bad trends have spread all over the country, making everyone feel that they are inferior; The desire to attract investment is fierce, and in this general environment, they can only turn a blind eye to some things.

Hey ~

Among the three girls, the two who are beautiful can tell from their temperament and clothes that they are not ordinary people. I hope they will stop making trouble after the fact; Make some bad news.

Just as a group of people were about to leave the meeting, a logistics staff came in and said something in the director's ear, and then the director's face changed drastically and he stood up immediately.

At this moment, Yang Zhu, whose face was as calm as frost, walked in accompanied by several people, and looked at Li Zizai who was being greeted by a staff member expressionlessly: "I heard that someone beat my woman, but I want to Make her apologize?"