Players Please Respect Yourself

Vol 2 Chapter 523: How to solve worries, only count the money

   Chapter 523 How to solve worries, only counting money

   "What the hell!? Did I give a **** to a monster?" The first reaction of the old beauties was this.

  Even if the system showed that they were attacked by an unknown spiritual pollution, they couldn't see what happened, but their feelings were quite real.

   There is a pile of oil paint in front of him, even if there are occasional near-real illusions, they are also mosaic.

   But an object similar to an African chief came and killed it with a 36cm siege cannon. The feeling of soldiers approaching the city made a lot of old beauties scream in surprise, no matter if it was the anchor or not.

   There is a live broadcast, and the live broadcast is full of ghosts and wolves.

   There are as many as 100 victims, and they are basically scared off the assembly line.

  If the level difference is not big, you can see the prompt: they are 'scared to death' by the mental attack of the players of the enemy camp.

   It's a pity that the level difference is too big, plus these two old men are hiding in the dark and attacking, but no one realizes that this is a top-level high-level player to kill the trumpet.

   Said that they were high-level players, which is strictly true. After all, after eating so many gram-type things, the guy from the Dirty God Cult is already considered to be a spiritual master among human beings in a substantial sense.

   If you let it go, just these two souls are weak, and it will not be a problem to kill more than a thousand players by imagining.

  Wang Hao rarely received a cover-up warning, so he rushed back to take a look, and he didn't go crazy.

   "Law - [Destruction]!"

   The two souls suddenly turned into a lump of flying creatures and died. They went back to the resurrection point set up in Yanhuang City to be resurrected, and were immediately kicked out of the game!

   Sun Shangying, who was instructed by Wang Hao, immediately rushed to the next door in anger and dragged the two teasers out and scolded them!

"Damn it! Remember the contract the company signed with you? You are both players and GMs, and your task is to test the uncertain content in the game. But the skills you have learned to use mental power cannot be used by ordinary players. body!"

  Sun Shangying patted the table and pointed to Article 137 of the company's contract, frightening the two teasers to the point of being speechless.

   The two sand sculptures looked at each other.

   This year is young, and a few will seriously look at the contract. It's like the terms that pop up when a new user registers on the website, and not one hundred people actually read it.

   "According to the contract, this is a moderate violation of the regulations, and the bonus will be deducted, one thousand per person!" Sun Shangying said sternly.

  Who knew that the two sand sculptures had expressions of relief on their faces.

   Only one thousand!

   It's a beta period now, there are additional subsidies, and it will come back after about ten hours of playing in the game.

Isn't    the liver? My only internal organ is the liver.

   saw that the two of them actually had an expression of 'admit this time, continue next time'. Sun Shangying immediately turned the fire!

   "Playing the game is banned for the next three days until the storm subsides."

  'The storm calms down' or something, it's not the point for the two sand sculptures. The point is that you can't play games for three days. For game nerds, that rounds up to three centuries!

  “啊啊啊啊——”整个别墅回荡着两个沙雕凄厉绝伦的惨叫声。

   The security captain Zhang Jun thought something happened. Who knows, the three security guards rushed over immediately and saw the two sand sculptures crying and shouting, trying to hold back Sun Shangying but afraid of being scolded for indecent assault.

   "Secretary Sun! Play me a game!"

   "Without the game, I would die!"

   "I have made great contributions to the company's testing, uh, there is no credit or hard work!"

   Looking at these two guys from a distance with tears and snot, they look like poor Yazi. But when Zhang Jun heard it, he didn't want to pay attention to these two sluts.

  Sun Shangying was furious: "If you say it lightly, it is abusing GM's ability, but if you say it seriously, this is already sexual harassment of US server players, and it may bring us a lawsuit!"

   "Ah—" [Junchen Tianya] screamed.

   "Even on a spiritual level, I just rubbed off and didn't go in!" [Free Blue Bird] gets darker and darker.

  Sun Shangying and others said: It's better to kill him.

   This matter has attracted widespread attention from the US server.

   At that time, three anchors were broadcasting live on Tweet Her Meow, all claiming that they were suspected of being harassed. One of them called the police, but encountered serious difficulties in obtaining evidence.

Officer    asked: "You said you were harassed in the game?"

"Yes!"

   "Is there any evidence? Video, screenshot, or voice recording?"

After watching the live video provided by the good-looking female anchor, the police officer frowned: "When I saw the video, I only saw a guy like a Picasso painting jump out and give a ghostly laugh, and then you screamed. "

   "Yes! But my body did feel touched. And the male voice asked me if I wanted to eat Dior!"

   But not in the recording!

   "I'm sorry, just based on the existing materials, this cannot constitute an accusation. I can't be sure whether this is true or just your imagination." The tone of the police officer was already bad.

   "But there are a lot of people in a similar situation."

"The law is about evidence! Our police can't file a case. If you have any doubts or dissatisfaction, you can choose to file a complaint or find your lawyer. If you are afraid, you can also choose not to play that game. This lady, during the pandemic, The police are busy enough. For your safety and the safety of others, it's better not to waste our police energy on this. It's a waste of taxpayer money!"

   This would have caused an uproar. To Wang Hao's surprise, it was Microsoft who helped put things down.

   Wang Hao calculates that this is Microsoft's favor.

   However, the dirty gods should be cleaned up or cleaned up, it is this group of dirty people who are doing things in the official Q group every day, and I don’t know how many people have been forced to quit the group.

  Since it is a punishment for these two teasers not to play the game, then let them bear the Internet addiction withdrawal reaction.

  [Junchen Tianya] and [Free Jade Bird] looked at each other desperately.

  [Junchen]: "I won't give you the game, what should I do?"

  【Blue Bird】: "After playing this, all other games are flying, so I can't play at all!"

   "Any good suggestions?"

   "The only way to solve worries is to count money!"

"what?"

   "Didn't we save a lot of money? I heard that if you have nothing to do, running to count the money will benefit your body and mind."

   "Makes sense!"

  The filthy **** who signed the deed of betrayal was already a rich man before he knew it.

  The basic salary is 10,000 yuan, and there are also disguised bonuses according to the length of the game, plus the bonus from the recent mental attack test, 20,000 to 30,000 yuan a month. For so many months, each dirty **** has a deposit of more than 100,000 yuan.

  Because they raise pigs with high salary and include room and board, these dead houses are the kind of thing that "if you have games, eat and drink, you can not go out for a month".

   This is a real money saver!

  The two sand sculptures thought of it and decided to go to the bank to get 50,000 yuan each.

  【Junchen】has a driver's license. It turns out that there is no such thing. He has been forced by his family to become a Didi driver.

   They drove the company's official car to the nearest bank and found that there was no parking space.

  【Junchen】: "Why don't we park outside the bank temporarily. You stay in the car and watch to prevent the traffic police from issuing beef jerky."

  【Blue Bird】: "Good!"

   Sure enough, five minutes later, a traffic policeman came over.

  You should know that this kind of creature is mostly a little social phobia.

  [Free Blue Bird] panicked immediately, got out of the car and rushed in, shouting as soon as he entered the door: "It's not good! [Junchen]! The police are here!"

  The bank was suddenly dead silent, and dozens of people, including the old man who came to get money in the middle of the month, turned into Liu Xiang and went out in a hurry.

   The next moment, I saw [Junchen] being pressed to the ground by three security guards.

  【Freedom Blue Bird】to this day I still can't forget the confused expression of 【Junchen】.

   Weak! helpless! Poor, and so ridiculous!

   (end of this chapter)

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