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Vol 2 Chapter 438: Dentures are slow to sell, we are 'bangbang' (1 more)

  Chapter 438 The dentures are unsalable, 'Bangbang' we (1 more)

   Accompanied by Wang Hao's voice, a water curtain across the southern section of the entire underground city slowly descended, revealing the existence behind the large-scale war magic [Haishichen Tower] that is cooler than optical camouflage.

   That is the most elite abyss army with a total of 30,000.

  The front lineup consists of 20,000 players in national uniforms, with killer crabs and walruses as the backbone, forming a standard square formation.

  The main line is full of crabs. In addition to the height difference, the first two rows are young shield crabs, and the back are full of adult shield crabs with a body width of 10 meters. The broad back of the shield crab is loaded with various war machines, ranging from holy water jets, ballistas, catapults, and even light bronze artillery.

   But the most eye-catching is the ghost crab [overbearing]!

  The five-story-high, gigantic bunker armed to the teeth was the core of the entire formation.

   On both wings are sand fish cruising.

  The back line is all the Naga, the abyss guards who have been diverted from the black skin, and the guardians of the underworld.

   Seeing this battle, even Ubithi had to admire: "Sure enough, he is a good opponent!"

   His voice was filled with an emotion called [pleasure].

Whether    is really open or not, then no one knows.

   Ubiquit glanced at Wang Hao.

   As everyone knows, Wang Hao is not open at all.

   If you change to Wang Hao, you must at least open the Zaan mode in your heart and greet the other party's 108th generation.

   Lao Tzu has not yet cultivated into a sword **** at Shilipo, what mountain did he come out of? At least let me dominate the Five Paths, and then I can fight the decisive battle with confidence!

  You are the boss, don't hide in your inverted pyramid "Devil City" and wait for me to crusade, and you will jump out in the middle of the game. What do you mean?

   Having said that, many times, it is not uncommon for Zhuge Liang to be sincere after the fact.

   This is not to travel back to the past from the future. It is extremely difficult to determine the direction of the enemy's main attack based on limited intelligence.

   Ever since the Scorpion King started, Wang Hao hasn't slept peacefully for many days. The Land Abandoned by God is so disgusting, unless an exceptional existence like the old dragon can get through eight paths and sweep all enemies in one go, it will have to accept a severe two-front battle test.

  Don't laugh, this is where anything can happen.

  Wang Hao had imagined that the Scorpion King would be so powerful that he would kill those [Old Rulers] in one breath, and suddenly he would come to the South Road with full power.

   Do you really think that the fortifications in South Road are just to kill orcs?

  Sorry, those simple-minded guys don't deserve it.

   That is not only a defense against orcs, but also a million-dollar defense against the Scorpion King. The undead army dared to come, and Wang Hao dared to burn the hundreds of millions of undead in the giant 'square grid' made of reinforced concrete.

   Or the [Old Ruler] suddenly went crazy and killed the Tiger King.

   There is no way, the South Road and the Northwest Road are more than 500 kilometers apart, so it is definitely too late for ordinary troops.

   Moreover, the spatial structure of the Land Abandoned by God is unstable, and all kinds of real teleportation magic are strictly prohibited (it is not impossible to use it, but if it is used, it will fall into the turbulent time and space and commit suicide on the spot).

   Even if Wang Hao can cheat and let players teleport in disguise (in fact, it is the recycling and reuse of biomass), the configuration of weapons and equipment cannot be done casually.

   Without the best weapon in hand, no matter how good the player is, the strength will drop by 30% to 50%.

  How to judge whether the enemy will attack in full force when the intelligence is extremely lacking, and where will the attack come from? Where is the army? After a series of studies, this seemingly superficial knowledge will become very advanced.

  Whether it's a lie or a really reasonable inference, Sun Shangying's words really helped Wang Hao a lot.

   I used to see this girl, but I didn't feel anything at all. I knew she was a big beauty, but I was still sulking when I looked at her. It wasn't for the sake of cover-up, that she had already been kicked away.

   Now it seems, um, is it an illusion? More pleasing to the eye?

   Wang Hao didn't notice the sudden turbulence in Miss Secretary's heart at the moment, so he just glanced at it casually, and then put all his thoughts on Ubit.

A real opponent, who could not tolerate his distraction, immediately passed on his voice: "A good opponent? Maybe! I thought that the decisive battle between me and you would be reserved for the end. The best singers always play at the last minute. .Is not it"

   "I feel the same way, I also prefer to save good things for the end." On Ubit's face full of dry muscles, his mouth was wide open, revealing...gold teeth!

   It is a tradition for the Scorpion King to show off his wealth, but Wang Hao finds it weird. The golden teeth were too brand-new, and it was very out of tune with the deadness on Ubitt's body, and the difference in age could be clearly felt.

   It's like a new outfit.

   Wang Hao clearly remembered that the last time he met with Ubisoft's phantom, this guy was not like this.

"Yo? Wait, didn't you get beaten up by those [Old Rulers], and then searched for your teeth? The last time I saw you, you had black teeth. Did you find a new dentist? "Wang Hao will never miss any opportunity to ridicule the Scorpion King.

   As soon as he finished speaking, the elite players in the national uniform who were transferred in advance burst into laughter.

  【Blue Shirt and Commoner】pretends to look like an old peasant: "Cough! 'Bangbang' we, without dentures, we can't speak without dentures, it's too hard-"

Next to [a pig who loves to read], he immediately spoke, and said loudly: "Good dentures! This is the latest krypton gold dog teeth from Nandao changed into dentures, which can make you have good teeth and eat Xiangxiang. Never stop teething. Only ninety-nine cents each! Absolutely affordable, support trade-in! That Mr. Ubit opposite, do you want a dozen?"

   After this guy finished speaking, a burst of laughter broke out among the players.

  The golden teeth of the people in the picture are all forgotten, and God he meows to trade the old for the new in order to eat the scallops.

  Sand sculpture players are simply out of character.

  Wang Hao has always been very professional in playing the devil, he will not laugh unless he can't help it.

  No, I can't help but endure it!

  【Abyssman】can't lose the force!

   Wang Hao, who couldn't control himself for a while, grabbed something with both hands, and then a two-channel humming came from his ears.

  Uh, hands shaking.

   The one on the left is Carandia's scorpion tail. For some reason, the scorpion woman looked over with gratitude. Those eyes are clearly saying: Master knows that I am very nervous facing the old master, so he has come to comfort me.

   On the right is the dragon tail after Sun Shangying and Ao Xiaowu merged. The blue and purple slender dragon tail feels pretty good. Sun Shangying gave Wang Hao a glare in her anger: "The sand sculpture player made fun of you, how did you become my scapegoat?"

  Wang Hao... pretending that nothing happened, and let go quickly.

   At this time, the opposite Scorpion King replied. He seemed to be recalling the past, and suddenly smiled bitterly, no, it was just a grin, but Wang Hao felt that he was smiling bitterly.

   "That's right! I lost! The invincible Scorpion King lost! I even got my mouth blown out by the opponent's pliers."

   (end of this chapter)

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