Players Please Respect Yourself

   Chapter 262 I just want to kick you (5 more)

   (Moe Lord Heng Genzhidan 12/22 plus update)

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   One day in the future, perhaps this more and more magnificent city will be destroyed because it cannot resist the powerful enemy.

   This is exactly the case, he has already made a plan for the [Wandering Abyss].

   As a brave (magic) person (king) who judges (very) cautiously (gou), it is a basic operation to calculate defeat before winning.

   While Abyss City is still there, imprint the beauty of this city in your mind more.

When I came to the commercial area, I saw a lobster beside the bed of a tavern holding a copy of "Golden Plum", while the shrimp's eyes stretched out, and the eyeballs circled around the red cloth of Miss Mermaid, while shaking his head: "Two ears Don't listen to things outside the window, just read only the books of sages."

   Then I saw [Junchen Tianya], [Have you eaten], [Tulip God] and [Jun Muqi] guys playing [Dragon King Game] on the street.

   Basically the routine is a green celestial dragon head cover made of animal skins, try to put it on the opponent's head, whoever is in the cover is the [Dragon King], and then a group of shrimps and crabs are stacked together, twisting the crotch axis...

   Wang, who wanted to write down this city just a moment ago, just wanted to wash his eyes.

   Too hot eyes!

   Is it because I am not dirty enough, so I am incompatible with you?

   If my city is full of these filth, it's better to destroy it. Fortunately, when it was set up, just like the key parts of "Attack on Titan" were blank, there was no such setting as diced shrimp, diced crab, and diced fish, otherwise I really don't know what happened.

   The filth who were frolicing suddenly received the bad news that the lord's favorability was lowered, and suddenly cried.

   Going forward, you can see a couple of lobster dogs and a man are kissing passionately... Well, the shrimp guns and shrimp whiskers on their shrimp heads stuck to each other, and they were calling for help.

snort! Deserved!

The next second, I heard an angry shout, and a raccoon man in the Celestial Dynasty, holding a rolling pin, chased out from [Slight Sadness], and forced Erha, who was stealing ham, into the corner of the alley, beating him so hard. Blue nose and swollen face.

   "I'll let you eat it! Let you eat it! Spit it out."

   "I don't!" The husky dog ​​man had just finished shouting with a lot of backbone, and was stunned to find that the meat in his mouth had fallen from his mouth because he shouted...

   He didn't eat the meat, and he kept getting beaten up, shouting "Boss Alaska, save me!"

  At the entrance of the alley, two big white dogs surrounded by a bunch of cat people whistled, indicating that they did not know the idiots in the alley.

   Wang Hao held his forehead, to be precise, his visor.

   Hemp eggs!

   These funny comparisons, why no one came to destroy them humanely?

   went all the way down, and suddenly saw a group of players triumphantly.

   The street here is full of "Ding Ding Ding!" Christmas music, and the group of funny people is throwing red paper all over the street, while beating gongs and drums and trumpets and suonas, with the momentum of a so-and-so high school champion.

   When he saw that the sixteen people were carrying a large sedan chair, it was a yellow sea urchin man wrapped in black thorns.

  I saw a big sign behind the big sedan chair that read: [Today's No. 1 Big Bang (Interstellar Group Pet)].

If it's purely funny, these players also professionally made a notice board with fluorescent algae, and the big characters on it can be seen from 100 meters away: [Kill 5 corpse witches, 1 skeleton giant, 119 Skeleton Soldier, die 5 times! 】

   Not only lists the number of enemies killed each time, but also KDA!

  KDA is a value that reflects a player's game level. The higher the KDA value, the higher the player's level. KDA is a value calculated according to a certain ratio of Kill, Death, Assist, and its formula is (K+A)/D. Generally, 3 is normal.

   The KDA of this [Interstellar Group Pet] is as high as a maddening 25!

   Interestingly, even if they are the same sea urchins, the efficiency of blasting is very different.

   The kill list at the back of this notice board is a good reflection of which sea urchin players are the most popular today.

The meaning of    is - the bull man has come out, you guys can figure it out.

  Wang Hao was dumbfounded.

   He got the biological blueprint of the sea urchin man, a special unit, from Lao Long, and he originally meant to take care of the disadvantaged (sick self-destruction madman) group.

   Now it's a bit sour for them to do this.

   Sure enough, where there are people, there is paste.

   However, a player who can be a sea urchin is the one with the lowest basic attributes in reality. A guy who is obese simply because he is lazy is not qualified to be a sea urchin. So instead of taking care of the bottom 5%, let the bottom 5%-10% become the new bottom.

   This part of people can get a better gaming experience through their own efforts.

   Watching a group of sea urchin players being hailed as big stars by the players who took advantage of them, Wang Hao smiled and turned into a side road with the imperial guard Yin.

   walked slowly, and unknowingly came to the training ground.

  It must be said that there are players of all kinds.

   At a time like Christmas, there are actually new lobster players in the national uniform who are practicing chopping at the training ground.

"You have to use your own body structure! You are lobsters, you have no bones, and your carapace limits the space you can use to shoot knives. You need to know your limits through constant training, and exercise your pliers. Cooperate with your [Cleave Slash]!"

   On the high platform, the figure commanding fifty lobster players is really familiar.

   Elestine?

   Wang Hao almost forgot about this product.

   When Miss Ya Butterfly saw that it was Wang Hao, her whole body froze and became very unnatural. Seeing that Wang Hao didn't seem to want to leave, she shouted: "You guys continue, the lord has something to do with me. No one is allowed to be lazy, otherwise, after I know, don't even think about completing this training!"

   "Yes..." Those struggling players responded with a little trembling.

   Wang Hao, who had no intention of doing anything, suddenly saw the pleading look from Elestine.

   Wang Hao, who was a little curious, followed her into the instructor's lounge at the training ground. Wang Hao found that it was very simple, and there was only Elestine alone.

   As soon as he entered the door, Elestine closed the door, then consciously fell on the table and pulled up the back of his samurai uniform, revealing the smooth and rounded bronze hemispheres.

   You can clearly see how beautiful the curve is.

   Wang Hao was almost blinded by the T-shaped flash.

   "You..." He was about to rebuke when he was suddenly interrupted by Elestine.

   "Master I know!" She lowered her head with her head lowered.

You also know?

   "I know the master doesn't like me, so he came to kick my ass!"

  Fuck! I'm not that boring!

   "I don't ask for anything, I just ask not to leave shoe prints on the hem of the samurai uniform. I've already lost face in front of my compatriots, I just ask the master to let me maintain the last bit of dignity in front of the 'player'."

  “…”

   It looks like this funny black girl was really bullied by her former subordinates.

Wang Hao raised his head and shouted to the guard outside the door: "Ayi, except for Elestine, all the living dark elves are thrown into the training ground, and they won't be restored to their original positions if they don't play a hundred games with the players. If you kill it, you will die."

"clear!"

   Here, Elestine turned her head in surprise, and suddenly she saw a black boot from far to near.

   In the next second, she was kicked again in the ass.

   Juli made her whole body printed on the wall in a large font, almost impossible to pull out...

   "I don't know why, I just want to kick you!"

   (end of this chapter)