Players Please Respect Yourself

Chapter 236: a flavorful one

   Chapter 236 A chapter with flavor (3 more)

   (Leader Chu Jiayun 25/26)

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   Never underestimate the ability of sand sculpture players to entertain themselves.

   In addition to eating, these guys can play N tricks.

   is like the following scenario:

[The end of the sky has not arrived]: "It's open! The Electric Swallowing Tongue Twister Contest is open! Buy [Dragon Heaven Xingyue] to win 1 to 2, and [Billy King's Roar] to 1 to 3. Please note that 20 of all bets are 20 % as the winner's bonus! A pause of up to one second is allowed between each sentence. Interrupting the sentence in the middle counts as a loss, mispronunciation counts as a loss, and pulling out is counted as a loss. ."

[Longtian Xingyue] Come first, swallow the lightning fragments in one bite: "Black fertilizer turns gray... Zi... gray fertilizer turns black... ah... black fertilizer turns black but not gray... gray turns black... woohoo! "

   Even if the perception is cut off, the tongue knot caused by the continuous electric shock is definitely much more serious than I imagined. [Longtian Xingyue] failed to complete, persisted for 8 seconds and it was over.

  【King Billy's Roar】He roared at the beginning: "Eat grapes without spitting up grape skins, if you don't eat grapes, you will vomit... vomit!"

   This guy speaks fast and vomits fast.

   Suddenly there is a mosaic on the screen.

   This kind of live broadcast is still elegant and harmonious, and the influence of the city's appearance is still to come.

On a large head three meters from the shore of the lake, [Tulip God] shouted: "I now officially announce the start of the first Abyss City Vomiting Competition, remember, the two players are not allowed to have any physical problems with their opponents. Contact, but verbally attack or **** each other."

  Why is there such a competition?

   It is this group of filth who discovered that if they endure it for a long time, they will actually increase [will]. These **** don't care how the Biu station is broadcasted, they will start it on the spot.

  The No. 1 player is the official Q group [Junchen Tianya] who became the Dragon King by posting a picture.

  The No. 2 player is a new generation of fancy-killers [have you eaten].

   The two contestants drank three portions of 'Thunderbolt Sashimi' while accompanying spicy strips in the lake.

  [Junchen Tianya] turned blue and still didn't forget to hit his opponent: "You give up! I'm a man who was made to vomit up and down by the boss and didn't die."

   [Have you eaten] Hehe smiled: "You will get used to it when you vomit."

   "You vomit first! You vomit first! The old, the weak, the sick and the disabled are given priority."

   "Save it, at this level, elementary school students won't vomit."

   "Brother dei, have you heard of the four great sorrows in life?"

   [Have you eaten] The lobster whiskers are trembling: "Hi? The wedding night - next door?"

  【Junchen Tianya】was shaking his finger while being shocked by the electric shock.

   "Raise the bride's skull?"

   "No! No! No! It's the night of the bridal chamber candle-fish man!"

  【Have you eaten】I immediately entered the play, remembering that if I lifted the red hood, what I saw was a murloc...

   That picture was originally very cruel, but [Junchen Tianya] also added a sentence: "Yes! It's you in this world—"

   The most fearful thing about playing games is that the aesthetics will be skewed. After watching fish and shrimps for a long time, I feel a little clear-cut.

  If there are murlocs every year, the picture is too beautiful to imagine.

   It's even me...

  Fuck, is this the legendary Japanese?

   is still curious!

   "Ouch!" [Have you eaten] it collapsed all at once, and the mosaic was sprayed all over the screen.

   Just as the laughter of the winner of [Junchen Tianya] gradually changed, then the God of Tulip kindly reminded him: "Dear, your shrimp intestines all flew out."

"Um?"

   This is the legendary V8 engine changed to V7 - don't ask where the missing cylinder went, of course it was taken off...

   Well, no one is willing to eat the lightning sashimi of [Junchen Tianya].

   Compared to the above pair of dirt.

  [Chu Jiayun] and [Jun Muqi]'s cooking competition is even more eye-catching.

   The host here is Miss Parana: "Please remember the two contestants to cover up the negative effects of [Lightning Sashimi] as much as possible, so that the other party can eat comfortably, and the other party will be the winner if they persist for a long time."

   As soon as he finished speaking here, he saw Chu Jiayun 'missing' a large piece of salmon meat on the ground.

"Snapped!"

  Under the eyes of the public, Chu Jiayun silently picked up the salmon and put it back into the frying pan.

   "This, Chu Jiayun, doesn't seem like a good idea?" Parana reminded kindly.

  Chu Jiayun didn't care: "Don't people often say that it's okay to pick up food within three seconds after falling on the ground?"

  Parana became quite embarrassed: "There is such a saying, but..."

   "Since three seconds are no problem, wouldn't the result be the same for countless three seconds. That is, 'It's always been no problem'."

  Miss Mermaid's eyes widened to the limit. In the face of a real logical genius, she couldn't find anything to refute for a while.

   Immediately, I saw Chu Jiayun pour cream that was more sour than socks that had not been washed for three months into the oil pan.

"This……"

   "Hands are shaking."

   Then saw Chu Jiayun pour a pound of salt mixed with sand.

"This……"

   "Hands are shaking!"

   Finally, I saw a lot of white poisonous mushrooms.

   Miss Parana's face turned blue.

"This……"

   "Hands are shaking—"

   Looking at Jun Muqi, who is seriously cooking food over there, Parana finally understands that what Jun Muqi wants is the winning prize, and what Chu Jiayun wants is life.

  This, what kind of hatred!

   After a few minutes, watch the brown rainbow spray across the sky. Even with the mosaic, Biu Station Super Manager came over and silently closed the live broadcast room...

  The players are messing around, and the cat people don't care.

   "Master! Come on! Come on!"

   "Hey! Another dead one! Don't poison it, how can we eat it like this?" The blue cat wiped his mouth while BB.

When the    voice fell, it gave the orange cat a beating on the head

   "How many times have I said it! You can't criticize the masters. Oh, can't you be as steady as I am?"

   All the cats looked at the chubby belly, the orange cat whose body has become more and more like a tumbler recently, and said in unison - as expected, he is so steady!

  The players were revelling, Wang Hao also ignored it and returned to Abyss City with Zerat.

   The Demon Empress and Ashe looked at each other, and immediately revealed surprises: "Done?"

   "Hmm. What about this side?"

   "It's fine. The other party didn't do much damage."

   In the final analysis, the dog-headed brother was watching from the square. There is also a prerequisite for the success of the Trojan horse tactics, that is, the victor is paralyzed and careless, and there are corresponding troops outside the city.

  The only waterway is still guarded by Xiaolan and the shield crab, and the defenders in the city are facing a formidable enemy. In this case, sneaking some undead creatures, even elite troops, is no different from delivering vegetables.

   was suppressed at once.

  Fifteen minutes later, Zerat woke up in a burst of pain, and his whole 'person' was not well.

   "Ah! What did you do? You can't do this to me!"

   He suddenly found that his body was imprisoned in the middle of a huge circle, and this **** circle was continuously drawing electricity from his weak body...

   Originally this chapter was more terrifying, I thought about it, and cut it a lot to the extent that most readers can accept it.

  

  

   (end of this chapter)

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