Pirates making memes: get eight magic skills at the beginning

“Snap!”

A fireworks bullet rushed straight into the sky, and suddenly burst into brilliant fireworks.

This was just the beginning, with fireworks and brightly colored fireworks feasting the eyes of those who came to the village.

Now that the sun is setting, tables and chairs are displayed on the wide bluestone floor of Kikasa Village, and on the table are rich delicacies, such as rice balls, sushi, sashimi, takoyaki, tempura, soba noodles, fried chicken nuggets, pickled cabbage…

The common people invited by the hundred families banquet gathered at the table, and everyone’s faces showed happy smiles.

Xiaoyu held a thin rope in her right hand, and the other end of the rope was tied to a balloon, which was a cartoon image of a tanuki, which looked a little cute.

In other kingdoms, such balloons were just ordinary things, but for Xiaoyu, this was a treasure that she could not have imagined before.

“All this is a gift from Yang Ming’s big brother!”

“I wish Big Brother Yang Ming a happy birthday today!”

Xiao Yu silently celebrated Yang Ming in her heart, her head tilted towards the most magnificent building in the village.

That’s where Yang Ming and his party were stationed, and a huge open-air platform stretched out from the highest floor of the building, and under the light of many neon lights, a beautiful woman holding a xylophone slowly walked to the center of the stage, sitting elegantly on a chair.

When the beautiful woman with a slim figure appeared, Xiao Yu suddenly heard a loud shout from the people around her.

“Oh my God! That’s the most famous flower in the flower capital!

“Unexpectedly, Lord Yang Ming actually invited this number one beauty in the country of Wano to come and celebrate his birthday!”

“I heard that this Hua Kui is not easy to invite, and has never been pretentious to dignitaries, and ordinary people really can’t invite her, I can only say that she really deserves to be Lord Yang Ming!”

“The little purple girl is really like a rumor, she looks so beautiful!”

“I see, the little purple girl and Master Yang Ming are very compatible, and the two can be described as talented women.”

“No, no, no, the little purple girl is just a hook woman, how can she be worthy of our Lord Yang Ming?”

At the banquet of the hundred families, because of Xiaozi’s appearance, it immediately ushered in a heated discussion among the people.

With a burning gaze from all directions, Xiao Zi had long been accustomed to the gazes of others and did not have any nervousness.

Xiao Zi looked around and found that the Lord Yang Ming in the mouth of the common people was staying under the building at the moment, attending the hundred family banquet with the common people, there were only a few close generals around him, there was no pomp and circumstance, there were no naval soldiers to escort, and he was not wearing a naval uniform, wearing ordinary cloth, and he looked no different from other ordinary people.

If the true identity of this person is not revealed, I am afraid that it will be difficult to connect this young man with the new Asura Admiral of the Navy, and maybe he will be regarded as the big brother of the neighbor.

As if sensing Xiao Zi’s gaze, Yang Ming bowed his head slightly.

Xiao Zi smiled and secretly said,

“This person is not as unfriendly as rumored.”

The ancients had clouds, looking back and smiling a hundred beautiful lives, and the six palaces of pink had no color.

Xiaozi’s smile seemed to have some kind of magical infectious power, and when they saw her smile, many men were dumbfounded, as if they had lost their souls.

Xiao Zi bowed slightly behind Yang Ming in the direction where he was, and said, ”

Today, the little girl will present a song “Moon Ji” to Master Yang Ming, hoping that Lord Yang Ming will like it.”

Saying that, Xiaozi adjusted his posture, leaned the body on his right thigh, pressed the strings with his left hand, and held the pluck made of ivory with his right hand, gently plucking the strings.

This xylophone in the country of Wa, also known as the Samadhi line, consists of two parts, a slender stem and a square speaker, the speaker is covered with snakeskin, the body is square, and the front and back sides are covered with a cat skin, so on the surface of the Samadhi line, you can see the black dots symmetrical on the left and right, which is actually a trace of a certain part of the cat’s abdomen.

When Xiaozi plucked the strings, the originally noisy village suddenly quieted down, and everyone was immersed in the beautiful music.

The sound of this music seems to be infused with the soul.

Everything is as erratic as a daydream.

The time that passes is all illusory.

There is no trace of the entity that remains, and the most vivid memories are fleeting.

Even so, I still firmly believe that the face of this moon will not disappear.

The mournful music, pouring out pure beauty, but also revealing helpless vulnerability, evokes the softness in people’s hearts, making people obsessed with it.

Yang Ming raised his eyes to look at the silhouette playing in the moonlight, his eyes were a little more surprised, he didn’t expect that this flower leader really had two strokes, no wonder he could confuse so many men into being stunned, but he was still able to stand.

When the song ended, many people were still immersed in the lingering music, unable to extricate themselves for a long time.

It wasn’t until people saw the little purple girl holding the xylophone in her hand and slowly walking down the stage that everyone came back to their senses and burst into thunderous applause.

In the warm applause, Xiaozi shook the snake’s waist, stepped on the lotus step, slowly came to Yang Ming’s table, raised the glass containing sake to toast Yang Ming, and said delicately:

“Master Yang Ming, the little girl is fortunate to be invited to celebrate your birthday, and I congratulate you on your happy birthday here.”

After the wine glasses touched, Xiaozi raised her head and suffocated the drink, and the crystal clear wine slipped down the corners of her mouth, along the long and white neck, wet the collar of the kimono, and held the pipa half-covered to reveal the looming fair skin, and the blown skin made people feel the urge to take her into their arms.

When Xiao Zi pitchers raised their feet, they all revealed a bit of dust.

If you don’t know who she is, you may be confused by her, thinking that Xiaozi is a very casual woman who is secretly seducing Yang Ming to commit crimes.

But in fact, this is just Xiaozi’s habitual inertial action, and there is nothing special.

In the past, Xiaozi used this trick to fascinate many men, and then with a little trick, he emptied the wallets of those stinky men.

How can the matter of beautiful women be called deception?

Her targets have always been people who amass wealth through illegal means.

What’s more, even if many men were destroyed by Xiao Zikeng’s family, they still didn’t feel that they were deceived, and they still loved her deeply.

These words aside, in fact, Xiaozi is still a virgin who guards her body like jade.

Xiao Zi looked at Yang Ming with affection, she was confident that few people could remain calm in front of her charm, and the famous young general in front of her would probably not be an exception… Right?

When he found that Yang Ming remained indifferent from beginning to end, a pair of black and white eyes as clear as well water, and did not show the slightest sign of wavering, Xiao Zi was secretly surprised in his heart, and secretly said:

“Even if the Hundred Beasts Kaido sees me, he will be a little moved, I never thought that this Asura general was actually unmoved!”

Just when Xiaozi thought that he could exit, he suddenly changed.

From behind the streets and eaves, a ninja dressed in a pitch-black ninja suit suddenly popped up!

The group of ninjas wrapped themselves tightly, revealing only a pair of eyes full of killing intent, each holding a kunai or shuriken in their hands, and killed Yang Ming from all directions.

For a while, the scene of the hundred family banquet became a pot of porridge.

The people watched this scene in horror, and for a moment panicked, not knowing what to do.

At the same time, someone seemed to recognize the identity of this group of ninjas, and immediately shrieked:

“These people are the ninjas of the Great Snake Imperial Court, and they are the lackeys of the Black Carbon Great Snake!”

Wow!

One stone stirs up a thousand waves!

In the midst of the uproar, everyone remained calm at first, and secretly said:

“It doesn’t matter, Lord Yang Ming is a senior admiral of the navy headquarters, and the small ones are not worth mentioning.”

However, when they looked at Yang Ming with expectant eyes, the whole person suddenly froze like thunder.

Yang Ming’s face was livid, his lips were purple and black, and a trace of black blood flowed from the corners of his mouth, even the hand holding the wine glass seemed to have lost its former strength, and between the five fingers released, the wine glass fell to the ground and shattered into pieces.

How could Yang Ming, who possessed the ability to steal saints, be assassinated by poison?

Obviously, all this is a play directed and acted by Yang Ming!

Under Yang Ming’s instruction, Tina and the others firmly guarded him in the center, blocking the black-clad ninja played by the naval soldiers, and at the same time shouted loudly:

“What do you Great Snake Royal Court Fan want to do, you actually secretly poisoned and murdered General Shura!”

“Boom!”

A black-clad ninja laughed and said, ”

Blame can only be blamed, you blocked the way of the big snake general!”

“Who told you to let the people of the village live a good life? Only the poor, backward and ignorant common people will work hard honestly, and the daughters they give birth to can earn the general’s mansion as slaves and concubines at an extremely low price! ”

Boom!

Hearing their conversation, the people only felt as if a thunder had fallen in their minds, and the whole person was not good.

Recalling the life lived during the reign of the Hundred Beast Pirate Group and the Black Carbon Great Serpent, and the life under Yang Ming’s rule, one is simply underground, the other is in the sky, and it is not the same!

Someone clenched his fists and rushed forward to escort.

Someone is blinded and resentful, and is cursing.

People are sometimes like this, and if they have not lost it, they will not know the preciousness they once had.

Seeing that life is getting better and better, once Yang Ming dies, all this will go down the drain, and the common people can no longer sit still, completely igniting the fire in their chests!

Yang Ming’s face was ugly, and his body fell limply in Xiao Zi’s arms, and Xiao Zi quickly took a handkerchief to wipe the blood from the corner of his mouth for him.

But what made Xiaozi feel strange was that at this time, the young general in front of him was still laughing, and asked:

“If you were given a choice.”

“Are you trying to leave this world silently and unaware?”

“Or die surrounded by people?”

Xiaozi: “??? ”