Online game: King Kong is indestructible

Deployment? How should we start? Cup Mo Ting said with some despair: There is a 90% chance that the opponent is Sun Wukong. You don't know who Sun Wukong is, right? Even if he is careless and does not dodge, we can succeed in a sneak attack. Do you think we can Is there any hope?

If it's really Sun Wukong, we may really have no hope. Tiaozi touched his chin and said calmly: But what's holding the battle here is just a stroke of Lingyun Yuanshen. How much stronger can it be, no matter how strong it is? And what's more? Even if it’s Sun Wukong, doesn’t he have any weaknesses?”

weakness?

Wang Yuan scratched his head and said, What is Sun Wukong's weakness?

Well... Song Yang thought for a while and said, Eyes...except for the eyes, there are almost no weaknesses. Besides, they are afraid of certain control magic weapons, such as Taishang Daozu's diamond circle.

Everyone: ...

Damn, it’s better not to say this.

In the game setting, Taishang Daozu is the founder of the nine realms. He created everything from the mortal realm to the heavenly realm. He also made stones to mend the sky and saved the common people. His magical power is so strong and his magic power is so deep that almost no one can If you can reach it, you can turn the gas into shape and bring the dead back to life with just one finger.

In addition, Laojun is also the number one elixir supplier in the Three Realms, and the number one arms supplier in the Three Realms. The famous elixir weapons and magical weapons in the world do not have the words Produced by the Bagua Furnace of Tushita Palace and I would be embarrassed to say hello to anyone.

The diamond circle is Laojun's personal magic weapon. The difficulty for a stranger to get Laojun's diamond circle is no less difficult than killing the monkey. Even Laojun's personal magic weapon can be obtained, and he is afraid of a woolly monkey.

That's Sun Wukong in the book!

Just when everyone was at a loss, Tiao Zi said calmly: The monkey we are facing is not without weaknesses.

Why do you say that? Wang Yuan asked.

Listening to the meaning of the note, it seems that he has already grasped the weaknesses of these four useless star kings.

The note said: Think about it, if this guy is an invincible demon king like Sun Wukong, why would he cut off the supply of talismans in the city?

this……

Everyone was silent for a moment.

The note is right.

Although things like talismans are quite powerful, they are only for wealthy people like Feiyun Taxue.

This thing is too expensive. One piece costs fifty gold. The damage of a single piece is not much stronger than the player's spell. Only by throwing a group or a bundle at one time can the quantitative change become a qualitative change. When superimposed, the damage will be extremely high. s damage.

NPCs are not afraid of the return of talismans, but due to their prop mechanism, the talismans are used one by one.

Such spells are thrown out one after another, which is almost negligible for NPCs with high-power spells.

Therefore, the reason why Si Zhai Xingjun cut off the supply of talismans was definitely not for his own use. It was probably to prevent players from using it against him. After all, Beiting's hometown was closest to the Fluttering Light Formation and was the only supply station within a radius of ten thousand miles.

So it's possible that the Fourth Waste Star Lord is afraid of being injured by magic? Dao Kedao asked.

It's very possible. Tiaozi said.

I took all the wine away. Are you afraid of wine? Cup Mo Ting asked again.

...

Everyone turned their heads and looked at the cup as if they were looking at idiots.

Hey, hey, hey! What do you mean? Bei Moting was shocked by the sight.

Shabi! Wang Yuan said: Can't he like drinking?

Wang Yuan also drank the cup and stopped.

Oh, yes, wine and spells are different. Bei Moting suddenly realized.

Then why did he cut off the supply of weapons? Is he also afraid of physical attacks? Mario asked again.

This is not known to anyone. Tiao Zi was also puzzled as to why the Fourth Waste Star Lord even cut off the supply of weapons.

Lack of a handy weapon? Bei Moting asked again.

Silly dog! Why do you need so many if you only need one? Mario despised.

Aren't people allowed to have too many hands? Bei Moting retorted.

Mario said: Then let me ask you a common sense question, how many hands does a monkey have?

Go away! Ignore me! Bei Moting drew his sword.

Seeing that the two of them were about to fight again, Wang Yuan interrupted: If the above speculations are possible, then the four-waste star king we are facing is afraid of spells, loves to drink, and lacks weapons.

That's right. Tiaozi nodded.

It's a bit interesting.

Wang Yuan touched his chin and said, Tiaozi, have you already thought of a solution?

That's right! Tiaozi said, You can give it a try.

Then my method should be the same as yours. Wang Yuandao.

After saying that, Wang Yuan said to Xuan Qingzi: Old patriarch, this matter is related to the fate of the entire ancient human race. We will definitely help you, but you also know that the ancient human race now is like a drowning person. We alone can't help you. If I come to pull you, I won’t be able to pull you, you have to swim to the shore yourself, do you understand what I mean?”

God helps those who help themselves... blindly waiting for help from others and doing nothing yourself is like mud that cannot support the wall.

I understand, I understand! Xuan Qingzi said.

In this case, as the head of the Taiyi Sect, I order you not to give spells and weapons to the Si Waste Star Lord for the time being. Wang Yuandao.

Ah...then will we be... Xuan Qingzi hesitated.

Blinally obeying is the source of destruction. Old patriarch, you are so old, don't you understand this truth? Wang Yuandao: You are going to die anyway, but it's just that you die early and die later. Why don't you choose to resist? The main ones who took action were us, you just delivered the supplies a little late, and you offended the heavens, and we were the ones they caused trouble for.

This... Xuan Qingzi thought for a moment and said, Okay, just do as the leader said. I won't send the charms and weapons for the time being. I will inform the clan members.

To be honest, if it weren't for the fear of offending the heavens, the ancient human race would definitely not be willing to give supplies to the Four Waste Star Lords for free if they were so petty.

What Xuan Qingzi was worried about was the wrath of heaven.

Wang Yuan naturally understood what this old guy was thinking. The last half of the sentence was the main reason that moved Xuan Qingzi. This old guy...

Sure enough, I got the right person. Wang Yuan nodded with satisfaction, and then said: As for the wine, we can send it to you!

Ah...how can this make...

Xuan Qingzi said in a panic: You are the leader, how can you do such heavy work?

Hehe, I don't know any of them. Mr. Niu, I'm good at rough work. Wang Yuan smiled obscenely.

Shit! Shameless old cow! I not only like to do rough work, but I am also willing to do long-term work. Mario shouted at the side.

I'm much better than you...

Others started comparing themselves to each other.

A bunch of beasts! Dugu Xiaoling's face darkened.

Song Yang and Su Nianjinshi looked puzzled: What are they talking about?

Yimeng Ru pulled the two of them and said speechlessly: You two really dare to ask?

Seeing how enthusiastic everyone was, Xuan Qingzi couldn't resist the hospitality... so he could only say: Here comes the head of Laoniu and all the elders.

Anywhere, it's all a matter of hands. Bei Moting put his hands on his hips and said, I'm a little expert at rough work.

Nothing, just a rough job. Everyone laughed at Mo Ting crazily.

Cup Mo Zingqi's face was paler than Mario's.

Okay, okay! Stop making trouble!

Seeing that the cup was about to explode, Wang Yuan came out to smooth things over.

Song Yang was wondering again: Is there nothing?

Wang Yuan: ...

…

As the leader of the clan, Xuan Qingzi was very good at talking. Under his arrangement, the tavern owner loaded all the wine into a carriage. Wang Yuan and others changed into porters' clothes and left Beiting's hometown all the way.

But the note stayed in the city.

Tiaozi has a special status. As a heavenly official, this guy is a member of the Heavenly Realm. If he follows Wang Yuan on a mission, his official career will definitely be affected.

Therefore, Tiaozi must not take action against the Fourth Waste Star Lord.

However, sometimes not taking action may not be ineffective. Tiao Zi stays in the city and has his own arrangements.

After leaving Beiting's hometown, Wang Yuan and his party went straight to the coordinates of Si Waste Star Lord. They walked north out of the city for about half an hour. After seeing no one around, Wang Yuan suddenly said: Stop, stop. Down.

What's wrong?

Seeing Wang Yuan suddenly asking everyone to stop, everyone was startled. They all drew out their weapons and looked around with their backs against the carriage.

This is called professionalism.

At first glance, this group of guys has a lot of experience in being hunted.

It's okay! Wang Yuan said with a smile: There is no ambush!

Shit! Are you making trouble? Everyone looked at Wang Yuan angrily.

Wang Yuan casually unsealed a jar of wine and asked everyone: You idiots, you don't really want to work as coolies to deliver wine to the Fourth Waste Star Lord, do you?

Ah? Otherwise?

Cup Mo Ting said with a wicked smile: Did we swallow the wine ourselves?

It was Wang Yuan's consistent style to embezzle mission items, and Bei Moting was the earliest beneficiary.

This doesn't work!

Wang Yuan waved his hand and said: The wine is still useful. How can we hand in the mission if we squander it for ourselves?

Drink the wine and then pee in it! Let the monkey drink the urine! Mario's bad idea came out of his mouth.

Eh~~~ Everyone was disgusted and disgusted.

As expected of a wicked Taoist, he would not do anything that had anything to do with others.

You are even more ridiculous! Wang Yuan said: This is in a game, can you pee?

Mario: ...

Holographic simulation does not simulate everything. Everyone's game state is in light sleep. If you urinate in the game, you will have to dry the sheets tomorrow...

Then what do you think we should do? Everyone was very puzzled.

It won't work if he swallows it, and it won't work if he changes it. God knows what this guy is thinking about.

We can't just get Sihua Xingjun so cheaply. Wang Yuandao said: Let's add some spices to his wine!

Oh? Poison? Yimengru rubbed his hands and said, I can finally show off.

As the lower limit of the rabble, Yimeng Ru is usually a super bastard. As everyone's strength becomes higher and higher, she has no sense of existence.

I'm afraid not!

Chang Qingzi said: The BOSS has a very high poison resistance. The current poison cannot be applied to the BOSS.

In terms of fighting evil words with poison, NPCs and players are basically two systems.

The players were scared to death, but the NPC was dismissive.

Especially BOSS-level NPCs, they have a lot of poison resistance. Throwing ordinary poisons is of no use at all. Previously, Feiyun Taxue used the Green Dragon Talisman to poison Li Yuanhua. Only by throwing them in bundles could he be worthy of stacking them on Li Yuanhua. A poison BUFF, which shows the BOSS's resistance to poison.

Therefore, in the fairy world, the poison-type players in Yinfeng Cave mainly take the PVP route, and PVE is a big weakness.

The reason why Yimeng Ruzhi has no sense of existence is because he is not good at PVE and is still a scumbag in PVP...it is difficult to get ahead.

Then use medicine that is not poison. Wang Yuan's smile became more vicious.

Medicine that's not poison? Yimeng Ru asked with a confused face, Is there any?

You and Chang have to study hard, sister! Wang Yuan said earnestly and patted Yimeng Rushi on the shoulder.

have!

Chang Qingzi said: According to the poison system, there are two kinds of medicine that are not considered poisons.

What medicine? Yi Mengru was eager for knowledge.

One is a laxative, the other... At this point, Chang Qingzi blushed.

What?

Aphrodisiac... Chang Qingzi said.

Dirty!

mean!

Dirty!

Shameless!

The four girls all gave the middle finger to Chang Qingzi.

It's none of my business, it's you who asked. Chang Qingzi felt very aggrieved.

That's right! Wang Yuan said with a smile: Ah Chang, do you have this kind of medicine in your hand now? Give it to Mr. Si Feixingjun to show your sincerity.

Aphrodisiac or poison? Chang Qingzi asked.

Is there any need to choose? Wang Yuandao said, I want them all!

Holy shit!!!

Everyone stared at Wang Yuan, God knows what this guy is going to do.

Is it difficult? Wang Yuan asked.

No matter how difficult it is, it's all the most basic things. I'm afraid there are not enough materials. Chang Qingzi said: You know, I am a serious person, who would bring the materials for this thing with me.

Ding Laoxian patted his chest and said with a bad smile, Just tell me what materials you want, it's enough!

This is an unruly person! everyone said one after another.

You guys know nothing! Ding Laoxian said righteously: Laxatives are used to relieve constipation, and aphrodisiacs are used to restore men's virility. These are all useful medicines for people... The so-called doctor's benevolence, I always have these materials. It’s to save the world, do you understand?”

“Awesome, awesome!”

Everyone said with emotion: To be able to talk about selling aphrodisiacs in such a righteous way shows that the old fairy is almost fully aphrodisiac.

Not enough, not enough! I will continue to work hard! Ding Laoxian was very modest.

Or it could be said that this group of rabble-rousers are all talented people.

An ordinary player would think of poisoning the Fourth Wasted Star Lord first, but the way to break the poison resistance is to increase the dosage and add wine to the poison.

This guy Wang Yuan didn't take the ordinary route. He didn't even have to think about it. He just said that poisoning was useless and we would just use non-toxic poison... The key is that the team has both skills and materials.

There is no distinction between medicine and poison. Both Ding Laoxian and Chang Qingzi are proficient in making aphrodisiacs and laxatives. Yimeng Ru is not skilled in making them. They can't stand it. This stuff is low-end and not difficult to make.

The three of them soon produced a bunch of non-poisonous poisons in front of everyone...

Don't get confused! Ding Laoxian pointed to the green paper bag on the side and said: This is a laxative, cooling in nature. I added some watermelon frost to it. It tastes like watermelon, and it is cool and sweet in the mouth.

Chang Qingzi pointed at the pink potion on the side and said proudly: My medicine is hot in nature, and I added orange powder to give it an orange flavor, which makes it better in the mouth...

What kind of hobby do you two have? Wang Yuan's head was full of black lines.

Hehe! What do you know? For people who take medicine, taste is the most important... Chang Qingzi and Ding Laoxian looked at each other and smiled, expressing sympathy for each other.

Where does this fallacy come from? Wang Yuan asked.

In the book!

Each of them took out a book, one was a poison scripture and the other was a medical scripture.

Okay, forget that these two guys got the true biography of Hu Qingniu and his wife, no wonder they have similar hobbies.

This half is for aphrodisiacs, and this half is for laxatives! The quantity must be heavy. Mr. Si Fei Xingjun is not an ordinary person. Each jar has a serving of a hundred people, and there is no upper limit.

Wang Yuan divided the wine in the car into two portions and directed others to start drugging...

Everyone worked hard for a long time and finally spiked all the wine in the car.