My Life Simulator

My Life Simulator Chapter 166

2020-10-28

Chapter 166 More Lycium barbarum is good for you

"Kevin, calm down!"

A big black policeman came up next to him and patted Kevin's shoulder, "Don't be angry, man, it's just a game."

"Of course I know it's just a game."

Kevin's face was full of anger, "I know that I can't reason and it will not affect my interview results. However, I can't accept that Thomas deliberately humiliated my nephew!"

"Okay!"

The big black spread his hands, "That's the problem between you. You can't interfere in the ongoing interview until Thomas doesn't act against the rules, OK?"

"OK!"

Kevin took a deep breath, clenched his fists, and thought to himself: Toms, have you forgotten the taste of Iron Fist?

…

In the office.

Lu Li was slightly taken aback when he heard the "game" proposed by Thomas.

In the materials Lu Li has read, there is no such so-called "observation" and "reasoning ability" test in the police recruitment interview.

It's not to be a special agent, where do the ordinary police need these? Ordinary police officers only need to clock in to work every day and work step by step.

Just...a game?

Thomas used the game as an excuse to play this game with me, deliberately keeping me from answering, humiliating me, even Kevin?

Lu Li sneered in his heart. Your abacus is very good, but unfortunately... I have failed!

Looking up towards Toms, Lu Li started "Insight" with a thought!

See all the truth! No clue can escape Lu Li's perception!

At this moment, everything in the entire office, subtle traces, faint sounds, and even residual smells, were incorporated into Lu Li's perception.

All clues are in front of Lu Li's eyes, and he knows everything well.

Opening an insight also consumed a lot of Lu Li's energy, making Lu Li feel a little tired and sweating slightly on his forehead.

According to Lu Li's estimation, he can now open up to three insights a day without affecting his normal activities. More than three times can lead to lethargy and lethargy.

"Are there any results?"

Seeing the slight sweat on Lu Li's forehead, Thomas laughed secretly. In his opinion, Lu Li must have been stumped by him and was sweating anxiously.

"There is a result!"

Lu Li looked up towards Thomas, with a smile on his face, "Mr. Thomas, I have deduced something. It's just that ...are you sure you want me to speak up?"

"Sure. We're interviewing, aren't we?"

Toms shrugged, "You have to answer my question. "

"Since you strongly demanded it, I can only say it. I hope you don't blame me."

Lu Li sighed and pointed to Thomas' desk. "Mr. Thomas, you poured vitamin down the toilet and put on another medicine."

"I'm curious why you poured vitamin out and put on another medicine."

What about one kind of medicine? What are you pretending to be? Another kind of medicine, what is it?"

Toms complexion changed, his wrist shook.

Lu Li's eyes fell on the trash can beside the desk, "You tore off the packaging of another medicine. But...it wasn't completely smashed. I saw the text on it."

"So...there is only one truth!"

Lu Li smiled strangely, looking towards Thomas with sympathy.

"Stop talking!"

Toms hurriedly stopped Lu Li from continuing to speak.

"This is an interview, I have to answer your questions. You told me!"

Lu Li spread his hands, "I don't want to say, I I also want to keep it a secret for you, but...I can't help but say it."

"The truth is that you have sexual dysfunction, commonly known as...impotence/impotence."

" OH...NO!"

Toms was angry, ashamed and annoyed, covering his face with his hands, afraid to see anyone.

On the other side, Kevin and other police officers in the office burst into laughter when they saw this scene through the monitor!

"hahahaha!"

"Oh...poor Toms!"

"God! Poor Toms!"

Other police colleagues said sympathetic words and couldn't hide the smiles on their faces.

"Lyon, great job!"

Kevin laughed loudly with his fist raised.

Thomas deliberately made things difficult for Lu Li, but didn't expect to shoot himself in the foot, revealing his hidden privacy.

This is the interview material, this video is to be archived. Thomas' ED disorder will be preserved for a long, long time with this video.

"Mr. Thomas, is my interview over yet?"

Lu Li looked towards Thomas with a smile on his face, with a bit of sympathy on his face.

"Get out!"

Toms angry roar.

"Mr. Thomas, irritability and anger are not good for you. You should keep a cheerful and optimistic attitude..."

"Go away!"

Toms is angry roar again.

Lu Li shrugged his shoulders, turned around and left, murmuring, "I also plan to introduce you to an old Chinese medicine practitioner. If that's the case, then forget it. By the way, make a cup of wolfberry every day, right. You're good."

...

The joyous interview is finally over.

The results of the written test and interview have not yet been released, and the next physical fitness test and psychological test will take a few days.

Lu Li got into Kevin's car and was about to return to Benson Town.

"Nice job, Leon! Your powers of observation and reasoning are unparalleled."

The folds of Kevin's smiling face were shaking.

Thomas ate such a big flat, and Kevin felt extremely happy.

Lu Li understood Kevin's mood, laughed and didn't answer.

And then... Kevin had another show. After driving out of the police station, Kevin went to a clinic in Tucson and bought a large bag of wolfberry.

Sending this pack of wolfberry to Thomas at the post office, Kevin also specially wrote a line of blessings "I wish you a speedy recovery" on the box.

This hand... so poisonous!

Sprinkle salt, cumin, and chili on the wound, you are going to put the Toms on the fire for barbecue.

Of course, Lu Li would definitely not object, and even shouted inwardly.

…

At the Tucson Police Department.

The written test results came out, and Lu Li got a perfect score unsurprisingly.

Seeing Lu Li's written test results, the heads of the police station all had a strange look on their faces. Studying so well, why not go to college? What are you going to be a policeman for?

Next, everyone has to look at the interview records to determine the pre-recorded list.

The projection machine sent the candidate's interview video to the big screen, and a group of people sat at their desks to watch the interview video.

It is worth mentioning that Thomas was on leave and did not come to this meeting.

It stands to reason that he, the interviewer, must participate. It's just... that Thomas didn't come, and everyone understood.

When the video played to Lu Li's interview scene, everyone in the Conference Hall burst into laughter again.

Toms...so pathetic!

Not only because of the sympathetic disease, but more importantly, this video cannot be deleted and must be preserved.

Moreover, if Lu Li became a police officer, his information would have to be reviewed every time he was promoted, every time he was transferred, and this video would surely be watched by more people again and again.

Poor fellow!

Everyone laughed and looked the head, and focused on Lu Li.

"A full score in the written test shows that he has a high IQ. Remembering everyone in the test room shows that he has strong observation skills. The Thomas game at the end proves that his reasoning ability is amazing."

The chief of the Tucson Police Department, looking at Lu Li's handsome and handsome appearance on the screen, nodded with a smile, "This boy is a born police detective!" Next to

The deputy director added: "If he hadn't been too handsome, the CIA would have rushed for his performance."

"Leon Ruhr is the best of all the candidates."

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Others also praised Lu Li's performance.

Interview conclusion: Passed.

……

Second day On the morning of the second day, the Tucson County Police Department released the results of the written test and interview online.

Lu Li topped the list with A+ in the written test and A+ in the interview, Ranked 1st.

“Watfark!”

Kevin was stunned when he saw Lu Li's results.

Lu Li's interview, Kevin witnessed. Kevin is not surprised that Lu Li can get the highest score.

But...the top score on the written test?

What is an A+ grade? A+ is a perfect score! Can Lyon get full marks in the exam? What a joke!

After studying for so many years, Lyon has always been hovering at the pass line, often failing and needing to make up the exam.

Now... actually got a perfect score?

Interest is the driving force for learning. The fact that Leon was able to get such a good result in the police recruitment examination can only show that... he is particularly interested in the profession of police.

Kevin was silent for a while, long sighed. When Lyon became a policeman, he couldn't stop it, and he couldn't stop it.

A few days later, Lu Li was notified that the candidates who passed the pre-selection will receive a physical fitness test and a psychological test.

Lu Li is at the Tucson Police Department again.

This time, Kevin didn't follow. Lu Li came by himself in the old pickup at home.

The first is the physical examination.

With Lu Li's physical fitness, there is no need to worry about the physical examination. It's just... the doctor who examined him made Lu Li hairy.

The medical examiner is a blond girl in her twenties, of her tender and juicy age, and she also looks beautiful.

But...she's a forensic doctor!

Seeing a forensic doctor who has seen a lot of corpses, everyone looks like a corpse, and there is no such thing as a handsome and handsome corpse.

The forensic girl pressed Lu Li's abdominal muscles, and whispered in her mouth, "I also dissectioned such abdominal muscles last time, so using the No. 3 dissection knife is the most suitable."

Lu Li just thinks have one's hair stand on end.

I'm really worried about your boyfriend, it's really not easy to survive.

The physical examination of send cold shivers down one's spine is finally over.

Lu Li is 1.85 meters tall and weighs 75 kg. He has a perfect body and strong muscles. He passed the physical examination naturally.

Next is the psychological test.

Lu Li himself is a "psychologist" and knows very well what the psychological test is. Besides, Lu Li does not have any mental illness or psychological problems.

I have done a variety of psychological test questions on the computer, and answer the questions according to my heart. After answering the questions, Lu Li passed the test easily.

This psychological test is critical and necessary. The Millikin police hold the power of life and death. If there is a psychological problem, it is very dangerous.

The last item is polygraph detection.

This is the repercussions of Midi's "more anti-terrorism", for fear that there will be terrorists/elements lurking in the police force, and when the time comes there will be some big news.

In response to Lu Li's polygraph test, he also specifically asked whether Lu Li wanted to join the police force to avenge the old Ruhr couple.

"Lyon, we noticed that your parents' death was abnormal and related to an organization called the Black Snake Gang."

When Lu Li sat on a metal sheet After the chair was covered with sensors, the tester asked Lu Li, "Now, we want to know, is the reason you joined the police force for revenge?"

"No!"

"No!"

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Lu Li answered without the slightest hesitation. It's just a plot background information, he doesn't care at all.

What does what Lu Xun said have anything to do with me, Zhou Shuren? So... what does the backstory of Leon Ruhr have to do with me, Lu Li?

The tester glanced at the data on the display and found nothing unusual, with a slight surprise in his eyes.

Toms, I would love to help you. But... I can only induce him to have problems, but no magic cultivator changes the data.

The tester pondered for a while, then said to Lu Li: "Let's assume a scenario now. Let's assume that one day in the future, you become a police officer."

"In your In the process of law enforcement, you caught a criminal. At this time, you found out that the criminal is the murderer of your parents."

The tester's voice has an inexplicable rhythm, a low voice With a little vibrato, there is a drowsy feeling.

Hypnosis!

Lu Li just felt a little dizzy, but he reacted instantly, but instead of fighting, he pretended to be hypnotized.

As a "psychologist", how can you not know about hypnosis?

However, hypnosis is not as magical as outsiders imagine. It can only induce thoughts that already exist in your heart, and they are still very intense thoughts.

In other words, it is to trigger the "obsessions" in your heart.

The tester's voice continues.

"When you catch this criminal, you discover that he is the one who killed your parents. At this time, there are no witnesses and no monitoring equipment all around. You take your gun and aim it This criminal..."

"He's a criminal, he's a social scum, he death cannot wipe out the crimes. Shoot? Will you shoot? Will you kill him to avenge your parents? ”

Having said this, the tester stopped and thought: Thomas, I can only do this step, and I will cross the line any more.

"Are you shooting?"

His eyes seemed a little blurry, and the expression on his face changed. Lu Li sneered in his heart, but the expression on his face was very similar.

After hesitating for a while, slowly, the expression on Lu Li's face became more and more determined, firmer and more upright.

"No! Don't shoot!"

"I'm a policeman, and when the criminal gives up resistance, I can't shoot. His crime will be judged by a judge. "

"I'm a policeman, I arrest criminals for justice, not for personal vendetta."

"I'm a policeman, I'm a strong shield to protect the people, I'm for justice The sharp sword."

The voice changed from low to high, from calm to passionate.

When Lu Li said the last sentence, he instantly regained consciousness, his eyes were bright, his eyebrows were clear, and his face was upright.

The tester froze. Such a strong and firm belief?

High IQ, strong observation, amazing reasoning ability, and such a strong and firm belief.

Toms, you've messed with a great guy. If you don't stop quickly, your end will be miserable, miserable.

(end of this chapter)